His Majesty the Jade Emperor, who had just stepped on the ironclad spaceship, saw that it was still early in time. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info so he told the spacecraft to stop in place and arrive on time, not in advance...... The Emperor wanted to rest for a while......

The Jade Emperor has fallen asleep, so let's talk about the Jade Emperor's basic family situation...... Name: Zhang Bairen (more than 1700 years ago, he went to the mortal planet earth and met Wang Zhi, a scholar from the Western Jin Dynasty), spouse: Zheng Wenmeng (the daughter of the top ten richest people in the country), children's status: 8 children, including 7 daughters, and an adopted nephew (his sister's child), Yang Jian (seems to be the Erlang God of the earthlings). There are three more outside, artificial babies donated by him and his wife, and grown children. Also three daughters (he has no sons, so no analogy. According to national regulations, only baby girls can be donated by analogy, and cannot exceed half of the normal children). Family pet: A Heavenly Star Spirit Cat, two years old, her name is "Roaring Sky"!(Don't get me wrong, he is not a Roaring Sky Dog, but he did have a dog named Roaring Sky, which was the pet of the eldest brother Yang Jian when he was a teenager, and later died.) So the little princesses also named the little civet cat they rescued "Roaring Sky"). There is also a parrot named "Green Green", which can speak human language, but is very cute. The kitten "roared" and was transformed by the military. Now a special animal warrior, his IQ is at the level of a 6-year-old. Able to communicate with her family with Tongxin, she calls herself "Her Royal Highness the Eighth Princess!", Her Royal Highness the Eighth Princess weighs less than 500 grams (just like the kittens on our earth, but it is a small cat, and when it grows to adulthood, when it is five or six years old, it is only less than two kilograms)...... The Jade Emperor liked this little guy who played with skin very much. Sometimes deliberately not opening the protective device, let it walk around on its own hand-held system keyboard, this little guy actually typed some words that he didn't know when he walked on the keyboard. The Jade Emperor then had nothing to do to combine these words, and actually sorted out a majestic poem. In the end, he also signed it as Lu Tian and submitted it to the editorial department of "Southern Literature". Unexpectedly, it was also published by a perverted editor! The signature is still "Special Soldier of the Military Committee." Cat, Sergeant Howling. ”

Let's take a look at Sergeant Roaring's beautiful poems. Author of "Eyes on the Sky", the kitten roars:

The big ship is too empty!

A vast sea of stars. I'm a grain of floating sand...

Justice is a man. Towering Daizong, looking down on the universe...

Dare to raise ants to shake the heart of Mount Tai (it seems that they also have a holy mountain there, called Mount Tai)

Creak!...

I hold the "Wu hook"!

Look at the sky!!

This one is majestic. It is a masterpiece that does not lose the cute nature of the kitten, once it is published on the Internet. The click-through rate is more than 10 million. The Jade Emperor's family also got an income of more than 100,000 yuan (in this country, you have to pay to browse other people's posts, and the network system will automatically deduct about a penny from you, of which 80% belongs to the author, and the whole people are online with real names.) ）。 The Jade Emperor's family is so happy! I love this little elf to death...... The military was also ecstatic, and finally, in order to match the artistic conception of the poem, the kitten's portable gun (shrunk into a molecule when not used, hidden in its cute nails), modified and renamed "Wu Hook Cannon...... The cute and ugly cat roars every day, and it has been famous since then......

The little parrot "Green Green" is also a military transformation soldier, four and a half years old, but its lifespan is about fifty-five years, so its biological age is the same as that of Roaring Sky, and it is still a child, and its IQ is about the same as that of a human child about six years old, but it is a little stupider, it should be a stupid child, and it was trained in the army as a postman for ventilating and reporting in special situations......

Tianting Star is a very civilized planet, but if a child chooses an art college and fills in the willingness to become a youth idol, he cannot fall in love before the age of twenty-one. Unfortunately, the seven daughters of the Jade Emperor at home are all beautiful and cute, all art school students, and they are all determined to become goddess-level youth idols...... The same is true of two of the three daughters donated outside, one of whom is still the "Star Emperor" Jia Chenggang, and the daughter of Brother Jia "Jia Wenqian". She knew that the Jade Emperor was her own father, and she called the Jade Emperor "Father Zhang......

The Jade Emperor was still sleeping in the car. Outside the auditorium of the University of Science and Technology, colorful flags fluttered and people were boiling. The kitten roared and stood solemnly on its boss, the gorilla "King Kong", and the second lieutenant of King Kong landed on all fours, majestic like a monkey king, and walked slowly towards the gate... It wasn't qualified to come, but in the morning at the headquarters of the special forces, it kept threatening to swallow it in one bite... and willing to deign to be its mount... In the end, Xiao Yantian had to agree to its request, rode his own leader, and entered the grand entrance... Xiao Yantian faced the students of the University of Science who welcomed him on both sides, and he was full of cuteness... Whenever it sees a big brother or sister stepping into the white line of the passage, it will unceremoniously fly off the horse, run to the foot of the line, and raise its hind foot... Make a vicious gesture of trying to pee on someone else's shoes... The older children hurriedly stepped back and kept apologizing to it, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry! My esteemed princess! Then there was a burst of laughter from the students...... Seeing that Roaring Heaven was so crazy, the ugly parrot that had already walked to the door with Zheng Wenmeng's mother couldn't wait to fly back, and it also flew down on King Kong's back, and purred: "Fuck! Sluts are delicate! Ugly ugly ugly cats, everywhere people are full of His Highness, ugly! ugly...! The poor green stupid bird was caught off guard and was kicked to the ground, looking cute and ugly on all fours...... Green turned over and flew up, flying towards Queen Zheng Wenmeng in the distance. While flying, he shouted in human language, "Mother Zheng, Mother Zheng, Roaring Heaven, Hitting Green, Roaring Heaven, Hitting Green, Green..."... The students present burst into laughter again...... After a while, His Majesty the Jade Emperor's flying convoy descended from the sky. The Jade Emperor and his entourage smiled and waved to the students. Surrounded by tens of thousands of students, they walked into the venue...... Every time the Jade Emperor has a major occasion, he will bring his family and two cute pets to increase his friendly image.

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