Chapter 500: A Good Place to Drink
Wen Xu looked at the khan for about two or three seconds, and then said to it, "Looking for a draw?"
After saying that, he thought about it for a while, and he couldn't drink the beer anymore, so he gave the bottle to Khan, who immediately saw that his forehead was about to fly, and he grabbed the bottle and wanted to put it in his mouth. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
Whew!
Overlord Yao directly stretched out his front paws and pressed the Khan's tail, and his head was against the back of the Khan, and directly threw it a, and the Khan dropped the bottle and naturally fell to the ground, and there was still a lot of wine in the bottle, so the bottle that fell on the ground kept 'spitting' the wine.
Overlord let go of the Khan, immediately leaned over to the wine bottle, pressed the wine bottle with a huge front paw, and then tilted his head sideways and stuck out his tongue and began to roll the wine into his mouth.
At this time, Khan got up, picked up his fist and slammed it on the head of Overlord Demon, and then with his other hand he desperately tried to pull out the beer bottle man Overlord Demon's claws from under it.
It's a pity that with its strength, it can't be done anyway, and after about a minute, the Khan gave up, sat down next to the overlord with his head down, and stared at the overlord who was drinking a little wine with a very pitiful look.
Originally, it was a small half bottle of wine, and the overlord couldn't roll it out after a while, not because there was no wine, but because everyone understood the structure of the wine bottle, and when it was put horizontally, the wine inside couldn't come out if it fell below the bottle.
At this time, the overlord was in a hurry, it could smell the wine but it couldn't drink the wine, because although it was powerful, it would be far worse than the flexibility of the hand, and this product had not evolved enough to know the ability to take the wine bottle and pour it into its mouth, so after fiddling with the wine bottle for a while, it had to turn to the Khan for help.
Maybe the Khan was waiting for this opportunity, picked up the wine bottle and immediately jumped up the tree, but the overlord didn't react at once, and when he reacted, the Khan had already gone up the tree. So I saw a black shadow flash in front of Wen Xu, and the overlord also jumped towards the tree.
Khan is not stupid, naturally it is impossible to stay on the branch of the big tree and wait for the overlord to come and grab the wine bottle, after getting up the tree, he jumped to the canopy, squatted on the tree and began to learn to be human, crossed Erlang's legs and erected a small wine bottle, looking light and comfortable. This time it was the turn of the overlord to be dumbfounded, standing on the main branch and sticking out his head to look at the Khan, he kept trying the branch in front of him, trying to see if it could bear its own weight, and after a few attempts, it still decided to give up.
Woohoo!
Maybe this is the goods feel wronged, standing on the tree and roaring, its roar is not like a dog barking, you can't hear it a little far, the roar of this goods can be transmitted far away, I heard that the roar of the lion can be transmitted for more than 20 kilometers, Wen Xu estimates that this goods are similar.
Hearing it roar twice, Wen Xu stroked the strings in his hand and walked towards his small courtyard.
When I passed by Mr. Chi's house, I found that their yard was quite lively, with an incandescent light bulb hanging in the courtyard, and several old men were playing chess together. As a chess enthusiast, Wen Xu naturally wanted to go in and have a look.
Walking to the wooden couch in the old man's courtyard, Wen Xu tilted his buttocks and sat down, and when he reached out to pinch a few boiled broad beans from a few small plates on the small table, he ate and listened.
It's the old man Harada who plays chess, and the old man Jia who plays against him, it's obvious that the old man Harada's chess is newly learned, and he can't figure it out yet, and someone has to remind him from time to time.
This chess game looks boring, if it weren't for the taste of the boiled broad beans boiled by Mr. Ma, Wen Xu would have slipped away with oil on the soles of his feet. More than half an hour has passed, and these people's chess games are still so entangled, a plate of salted broad beans is in the stomach, and Wen Xu is ready to leave.
Old Man Jia pricked up his ears and asked, "Why is this thing called again!"
"I must have not drunk any wine!" After Old Man Chi finished speaking, he said to Wen Xu: "Wen Xu, get a few more bottles of wine and feed them!"
"Didn't the village say that they wouldn't let them be fed?" Wen Xu felt obligated to remind them.
Master Jia opened his mouth and said, "No, do you sleep?"
"What's wrong?" Wen Xu was a little confused.
The old man Harada explained: "This guy didn't drink last night, he called until the early hours of the morning, and almost all of the B&B side was so noisy that he couldn't sleep, and finally there was no way, Lao Jia went to feed a few bottles of beer, and only stopped after drinking!
"Well, get it back into the woods!" Wen Xu had already seen that this thing was a bit of an eyesore, so he made such a suggestion.
"Let's wait a little longer, let's study it again, there are a lot of habits that we haven't figured out yet, and now we only have some basic information," Harada said.
Wen Xu listened and said to the old man: "Still studying? Immediately this is a beast-shaped drunkard, what is there to study, every day after drinking and sleeping, after sleeping, what is the work and rest time of the human drunkard, what is the work and rest time, and it is still used for research?"
Old Man Jia was stunned by Wen Xu for a while, and then a sentence popped out of his mouth: "You don't understand!"
"Hurry up and feed it" Old Man Chi also couldn't stand the incessant screams of the overlord Yao, and immediately said to Wen Xu.
Wen Xu opened his mouth and asked, "Whose money is the wine?"
As he spoke, his eyes swirled around the old man Harada, and the meaning was obvious, you taught this drunkard, and the wine money was naturally from you, the old man.
Fortunately, the Japanese have high salaries, and Harada will not be able to afford a few bottles of beer, so he smiled and took out his wallet from his pocket and prepared to give Wen Xu money.
Wen Xu hurriedly waved his hand and said, "You remember to give the money to the store tomorrow morning, and I'll go get a beer bill and leave it for you!"
"No problem! I'll go over and settle the bill tonight," Harada said with a smile.
The old man Harada didn't expect that he fed a wine here, and directly fed a drunkard overlord Yaolai, he was quite speechless, and now he feels embarrassed to tell the experts who are coming from the United States about it.
Someone paid for the wine, Wen Xu got up from the couch and was about to go out, but he was stopped by Old Man Chi as soon as he stood up.
"There's a stainless steel basin on the wall of the store, it's its wine bowl, you can bring it over when the time comes, and put it back when it's finished!"
Wen Xu waved his hand and went out.
Wen Xu also carried the bowl and the basin? How could he have this thought, he walked directly in the direction of the roar of the overlord, and then snapped his fingers and called over, and the goods followed Wen Xu honestly, and walked towards the store at the entrance of the B&B.
"Whew!"
"Smack!"
This cargo still wants to call on the road, and it is a little annoying to listen to it call Wen Xu went up with a kick, and this time he went down to be honest, closed his mouth and walked dozens of meters, and wanted to call again, but in exchange for a kick, two feet and a hit, this goods now understand, and then call and kick again, so finally honestly shut his mouth.
When I entered the store, I found that there was no one in the store, and two waiters, one fat and one thin, were watching TV.
"Here's a beer!" Wen Xu said to his niece, who was a little older than herself, in the store.
"Uncle Xu, are you still drinking so late?" the two of them felt fresh when Wen Xu came to buy beer.
"Did you see it at the door?" Wen Xu stretched out his hand and pointed at the overlord at the door.
At this time, Overlord Yao seemed a little shy, hiding his body in the doorway and only sticking out a large head to look into the store, but its attention was not on people, but on several large fluorescent lamps in the business. I guess it's so bright at night.
"Hey it?" the girl quickly understood the meaning of the little clan uncle, and immediately said.
After speaking, the girl walked out of the counter, walked to the corner of the store, and took out a box from between a pile of wine boxes and hugged it to Wen Xu.
"Well, come on, wait for the old Japanese man to tie the knot, if he doesn't come to tie the knot, I'll settle it again tomorrow!" Wen Xu reached out and took the beer handed over by the girl.
Holding the box, Wen Xu walked to the door, found the basin that the old man said, kicked it with his foot and found that there was no strange water in it, ash or anything like that, so he put the box down, tore open the seal, took out a bottle of wine, opened the wine with a screw and poured it into the basin in front of him.
What Wen Xu didn't notice was that when he saw Wen Xu take out the beer from the box, the golden pupils in his eyes suddenly closed, originally this product saw that the beer was held by someone else, but now it understands that the things it likes to drink are contained in such a box, and where are there many such boxes? Naturally, there are more in the room next to him.
Wen Xu didn't expect that a small trouble on his side would let this overlord know the place with the most beer in the village!
All the beers were poured into the basin, a large basin full, Wen Xu put the last empty bottle into the box, picked it up, raised his foot and kicked it on the body of the overlord Yao: "If you finish drinking, you will be noisy, and I will kill you tomorrow morning!"
With that, Wen Xu returned the beer bottle to the store with the empty box.
There is wine to drink, where will the overlord scream, I saw it lying next to the wine basin beautifully, sucking, sucking and snorting while sucking, it also made a slight humming sound, that is called a beauty!
It is said that the Khan sat on the tree and raised his arms to invite the moon, and after a little drinking, he found that the overlord was missing, so he began to look for it. If you don't look for it, there's no way, people will give the overlord wine, but they won't give it wine. If people only hear that monkeys like to drink, then they must think that there are novelty and some people will feed them wine, but now that they hear that a beast is addicted to alcohol, who will care if a monkey is good at drinking?
It's too easy for the Khan to find someone, if it weren't for the mobile phone, it would be faster to find someone than a person, there was no way to have too many subordinates, almost the whole village jumped, a few shouts rained, and soon the Khan knew that the overlord was lying alone in the store drinking a little wine, so he quickly jumped over.
Jumping over is jumping over, but the two little brothers are a little unpleasant because of the small half bottle of wine just now, and the overlord is still holding a grudge, which is quite protective of food, so such a big pot of wine, the Khan can only watch from a distance and not drink it now.
Fortunately, the overlord is not a good drinker, and when he drank more than half of it, he began to get confused, and after a few minutes, he was directly on the edge of the gable of the store, holding the wine basin and falling asleep.
As soon as it slept like this, Khan couldn't bear it, so he immediately leaned over to the basin, dipped his hand in it first, and then immediately leaned over and drank.
When the two goods were drunk, the relationship was much better than when they were awake, and after a while, you hugged me and I leaned on you and fell asleep.
Wen Xu was almost home at this time, because he was walking fast, and when he arrived at the door, he found that his little cousin was in front, and he was still babbling something while walking, so he shouted curiously: "What are you doing?"
Who knew that as soon as the girl heard her voice, she immediately ran forward and swooped into the yard.
Wen Xu said in his heart: Why are people and animals chattering today!