Jingcheng God of Food Zhuge Kong Fang 2
In the guest room, Zhuge was half lying on the bed, Qingfeng took a cucumber from his bag and handed it to the old man.
Zhuge looked at the cucumber handed over, and sighed: "Hey, I think back then, I mixed cold dishes for the emperor, but they were all smashed first, and then served outside." ”
"If you were the emperor, I would shoot it too. Seeing that Zhuge raised his crutch again, Qingfeng hurriedly stopped: "Pay attention to your waist!"
"No obstacles, I think back then, I grinded soy milk for the emperor, that was ......"
"One man grinds a big boat of beans. ”
"Did I tell you?"
"It's been more than 30,000 times, and I've said it seven or eight times this morning alone. He turned around and muttered, "You're not too tired to panic." ”
The old man was not angry, and said with a smile: "Oh, how many stories can there be in this life? Remember one, count one." ”
"By the way, sir, why do you suddenly remember to live here?"
"You say, the fat cook in front of me will be the person I have been looking for?"
Qingfeng naturally understood what his husband meant, but out of caution, he still didn't think well of the big mouth: "It's impossible, that person has a bad brain when he sees it." "People can't look good, besides, even if he can't have a good brain, as long as he worships the right master, he can hone it." ”
"You don't really want to take him as an apprentice, do you?"
"Then it depends on his talent and chance. ”
"But you've seen so many famous chefs all over the world, and you haven't been tempted once, why do you fall in love with him?"
"He's more dedicated than others, you didn't listen to him, whoever doesn't let him cook, he'll be in a hurry, where can I find this kind of desperate Saburo's energy?"
"It's true, but I don't know what the craftsmanship is?"
Just when the master and servant were chatting hotly, Lao Bai knocked on the door.
"Please come in!"
Lao Bai brought a tray of vegetables into the door: "The dishes are just out of the pot, you two can eat them while they are hot." ”
Qingfeng was a little puzzled: "But we haven't ordered a dish." ”
How can this be rare to live in Lao Bai, so he casually made up a reasonable reason: "This is a gift, the first day to live in the store, all send a dinner, this is the rule of the store." ”
"I'm sorry, but our husband doesn't eat outside food. ”
Just when Lao Bai was embarrassed, Mr. Zhuge spoke: "Leave it there, since it's burned, don't waste it." ”
Waiting for Lao Bai to leave, Qingfeng began to taste the food.
Mr. Zhuge asked with interest, "How is it?"
Qingfeng's face was deformed: "My mother...... Can this still be called shredded pork with green peppers?"
"You say, is it delicious or not?"
Qingfeng reluctantly swallowed the dish, and couldn't laugh or cry: "Let me tell you this, over the years, I have followed you everywhere to taste the dishes, even if I haven't eaten all over the country, I can be regarded as having seen a little of the world......, right? You might as well taste it yourself!"
Zhuge wanted to taste it when he heard it, but when the food came to his mouth, he sighed and put down his chopsticks.
"What is the matter with you, sir?"
"I think back then, when I tasted food for the emperor, I had to make silver chopsticks. ”
"Then I'll buy it for you?"
"No, you can go back and taste it again, people, I have to observe for two days before making a decision. ”
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Lao Bai was pushed to the kitchen door by Tong Xiangyu, still struggling.
"Don't, this is going to be discovered by Big Mouth, aren't you in a hurry with me?"
"Just for a short while, as long as Wushuang finishes cooking, he will send you a signal immediately, this is what you personally promised!"
"I promised, but it's too dangerous, isn't it?"
"Peerless, ......"
Seeing that the shopkeeper was such a scoundrel, Lao Bai was so depressed that he was about to vomit blood: "I'll go, can't I go?" and then he shouted outside the door: "Li Dazui, come out!"
As soon as the shopkeeper dodged, Big Mouth wiped his hands and came out of the kitchen.
"What are you shouting, and you're done eating so quickly?"
"Not yet, I want to talk to you about something. ”
Big Mouth was busy with his work, so he excused himself and said, "What's the matter?
"No, we have to say it now, let's go to your house and talk. ”
"What are you doing......?"
"Let's go back to the house, let's talk about it when we go back to the house. ”
Lao Bai forcibly pushed the big mouth into the house, Tong Xiangyu whistled, and Wushuang quickly slipped over.
"The faster the action, the better, the smaller the movement, the better, and strive for a quick solution!"
"Understood!" said that, he ran straight into the kitchen.
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The big mouth in the dormitory was a little confused: "What the hell is going on?"
"Let's do it...... How can I tell you?"
Seeing Lao Bai's embarrassed face, his big mouth was quite righteous: "It's okay, what you think in your heart, just say it." ”
"Well, this thing has to start from a long, long time ago......"
That's when the kitchen pot rang.....
"What's the noise out there?" said the big mouth and about to run.
Bai Zhantang suddenly roared: "I have it!"
The big mouth's attention was immediately attracted: "What? What do you say again?"
Lao Bai hurriedly changed his words: "I have martial arts, but I am penniless!"
Big Mouth suddenly breathed a sigh of relief: "Each other, I am also so poor that I jingle." ”
As soon as we talked about jingling, the kitchen was tinkling.
"What's going on?"
Lao Bai yelled again: "Don't force me!"
"Who forced you? Lao Bai, what the hell are you doing?"
Lao Bai Yu is not shocking and endless: "Actually...... I'm long dead!"
"What?!" Big Mouth was terrified: "You, you, you......"
"Don't be afraid~~"
Big Mouth was so frightened that he retreated again and again: "Don't come here!
"No, I mean my heart is dead. ”
"Hey, can you say it all at once? ”
Then there was another noise in the kitchen.
"Why is it ringing endlessly?"
"I don't want to live anymore!" Lao Bai's acting skills broke out again.
"Why?"
"This ...... If the heart is dead, can a person still live?"
Li Dazui was rare to be smart for a while, "Oh brother, are you running into emotional problems?"
When Lao Bai heard this, he was in the middle of it: "Hmm, how did you say this?"
"Your situation is the same as Xiucai, Xiao Guo just left for a few days, and he also called every night, his heart died for a while, his liver was hardened for a while, and then his lungs exploded, his heart, liver, stomach and lungs, it was not as good. ”
"And what kind of ulterior - and mysterious - bizarre - events - that followed?"
When Lao Bai jumped up and delayed time, the pots and spoons in the kitchen rang in unison.
Li Dazui was a little anxious: "I'll tell you when I come back!"
Lao Bai hurriedly stopped him: "I've always treated you as my brother!"
"Me too, borrow light. ”
"And it's the kind of brother who is closer than a brother!"
"Me too, you let go first, I'll come when I go!"
Lao Bai suddenly roared: "I'm actually a woman!"
"I'm ...... too" After the big mouth finished speaking, he immediately reacted: "You are a woman!"
The old white orchid cocked her fingers and threw her wink: "You finally found out?"
The big mouth looked straight in his heart: "Brother...... Don't scare me, sister!"
"Actually, I wanted to tell you for a long time, but I didn't have enough courage and determination. ”
"And why do you have it now?"
"I ......"
As soon as Lao Bai spoke, there was another noise in the kitchen.
Lao Bai finally collapsed: "I really can't make it up!"
"What do you mean? Is there something to hide from me?"
"No...... No, listen to me!"
"Wait a minute!"
This time the big mouth finally rushed out!
Lao Bai sat paralyzed on the kang, and a loud roar came from outside the house:
"What are you doing? Who let you into my kitchen? Who told you to touch my spoon? Who told you to touch my soy sauce? It's not soy sauce or vinegar? Taste it, ahh......h Who told you to touch my pot water?"