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Guo Deputy Taiwan and Director Lan Xiu looked at Wang Zheng's lyrics and glanced at each other, although the lyrics of "Lao Tzu Won't Go to Work Tomorrow" this time are also very different, but they are slightly better than the lyrics last time, and it is not clearly indicated that it is Han Lei or someone, fortunately, the two of them can't help but breathe a sigh of relief. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

After the first episode was broadcast, as the two expected, "Mr. Mo Pretending to Be B" was hugely controversial.

Some people say that this song is a cutting-edge and innovative new genre of rap - hiphop, and it is a textbook song of young people's rebellion, it turns out that music can be played like this, and it can be played so presumptuously, and at the same time, it makes it possible for some people who have no musical talent to sing......

Although Wang Zheng finally stated that the song was not aimed at anyone, but anyone with a discerning eye knows that this song is completely aimed at Han Lei, of course, some people say that this song is aimed at Huang Xiaofei and Lu Zebu......

According to statistics, there are 12,921 netizens who follow Han Lei's post "Mr. Mo pretending to be Mr. B", even if Huang Xiaofei and Lu Zebu leave a message on Weibo, they can occasionally see netizens ridiculing them, and it can be said that the words "Mr. Mo pretending to be Mr. B" have become their nightmare.

For a time, Han Lei became synonymous with "Mr. Mo Pretending to be B".

Speaking of this, Han Lei is very nervous now, staring at Wang Zheng tightly, trembling a little, biting his mouth tightly, thinking about the last time after the song "Mr. B", everything he encountered was a little smooth, not only the trauma brought to him by netizens, but also the painful memories that he couldn't look at directly.

The scene that lingered in my mind jumped back to my mind.

It was a sunny afternoon, the weather was just right, inside a café.

He and her fiancée were ordering food, and the atmosphere was just right.

"Hello, what do you two drink?" a waiter asked politely.

"Bring me a cappuccino, give her a plain coffee. ”

"Okay......

The waiter just left.

"Ahh......h This is...... Feign...... Mr. B?" suddenly an excited female voice came.

Han Lei was stunned for a moment, his voice was quite good, who was Mr. Pretending to be Mr. B, he was stunned for a moment, and suddenly raised his head, wanting to see what the woman said, "Who is Mr. Pretending to be Mr. B?"

As soon as he saw a fat woman with baby fat, she was wearing a small red flower on her head, staring at him in surprise, and a thin freckled girl squinting at him shyly, except for the freckles on her face, there was really nothing to remember.

Han Lei's eyes showed a hint of disgust, just because this woman was too fat and looked too fat, which reminded him of the pork belly he never ate.

At this time, the baby fat woman suddenly came over and said in surprise: "It's really you...... Mr. B......"

Han Lei's face changed, he didn't expect that what the other party said about pretending to be Mr. B was actually talking about him, and he was so direct, and suddenly a wave of anger rushed to his brain, and he had the urge to flip the table, but given that his fiancée was here, he still tried to control his emotions, took a deep breath and lowered his head and said slowly: "I don't know what you're talking about...... You're looking for the wrong person. ”

"Definitely not...... Your name is Han Lei...... Isn't it?"

"They all call you to pretend to be Mr. B......"

“……”

Han Lei's face had turned red at this time, and a breath of air spread from his chest to his mind, making him smoke in his seven orifices.

"Although you are handsome...... But I ...... Still like Wang Zheng...... Although he is ugly, he doesn't pretend to be B, and he still has love for children......"

“……”

Thinking of this, Han Lei suddenly woke up, and this memory hurt him deeply, just because every time he felt nauseous and sick to his stomach every time he thought of it, there was a pain that his lungs were about to be blown up and his heart was twitching.

At this time, he looked over, Wang Zhengzheng slowly stepped onto the stage in an alternative dress carefully customized by the program team, and when he came on stage, he also stroked his somewhat urinary hairstyle with his hands to both sides.

When Wang Zheng came on stage, the audience's eyes lit up, just because Wang Zheng looked much better than last time, and he couldn't say that he looked good, but it could only be said that it was much more pleasing to the eye.

Suddenly, the scene sounded like a tide.

Of course, the most eye-catching thing is the milk baby on his shoulder, he doesn't cry or make trouble, just lying on his stomach quietly, although after the last episode was broadcast, many people paid attention to the milk baby, because this milk baby was too eye-catching on Wang Zheng's back.

When the audience was silent and didn't speak, the milk baby stared at the big bulb eyes, staring at the audience curiously, and when Wang Zheng sang, he was extremely cute with his teeth and claws on it, causing many viewers to be nervous that he would fall off, but by the end of the show, he was still there to sell cuteness, which surprised everyone.

This is also the main reason for the sudden rise in the topic and fans of milk babies.

patted the baby's PP with his hand, giving him a reassuring look, Wang Zheng took the microphone, took a deep breath, and said slowly:

"I come from a small mountain village in Sichuan, life is not easy, I have done all kinds of work to support myself, and now I am still working, I deeply understand that it is not easy for office workers, we usually have a lot of things to say in front of the leader or in the depths of our hearts but can not say it, today here, I will use my hometown dialect, sing our hearts, this song is dedicated to the current office workers, "Lao Tzu will not go to work tomorrow". ”

"Yo...... come-on”

"Lao Tzu won't go to work tomorrow

If I don't go to work tomorrow, I'll be lazy if I want to

Lao Tzu doesn't go to work tomorrow, and he doesn't have to see customers to pretend to be grandchildren

If you don't go to work tomorrow, you can live a little bit of authenticity

When I came to the bus stop, there were so many people that I was annoyed when I saw it

Then get on the bus and immediately get stuck in traffic, and you can't move

There are some fart commercials on the bus, and the singing is out of tune

Sichuan is the second largest economic province of the Republic of Xinghe, and Sichuan dialect is also the second local characteristic of Xingguo in addition to Mandarin, so everyone here can understand it.

Wang Zheng's hairstyle shone brightly under the spotlight, he ripped off the microphone and pulled it obliquely to his mouth, his voice was a little ridiculous, and his attitude was a little crazy, a little ruffian......

If the last time Wang Zheng sang "The Age of Lao Tzu is Coming" was a roar like a machine gun, then this time he really roared with cannons:

At the end of the world, at the corner of the earth, you still don't let people live

The traffic jam is already annoying enough, you sing your mother-in-law

Lao Tzu won't go to work tomorrow, so you don't have to squeeze the bus at seven or eight o'clock

I won't go to work tomorrow, and I'm going to play all night tonight

Tomorrow, during the day, Lao Tzu will start at what time he wants

As long as you want all the terms and conditions to be considered fart"

Sang Zi and Sang Qiu sat in a corner, listening to Wang Zheng's song, their blood surged, and at the same time, they both looked at each other, especially Sang Qiu's eyes were full of doubts, "Sister, have you done anything to be sorry for him?"

Sang Qiu smiled and shook his head, indicating that I didn't do anything to be sorry for him.

"Lao Tzu won't go to work tomorrow

If I don't go to work tomorrow, I'll be lazy if I want to

Lao Tzu doesn't go to work tomorrow, and he doesn't have to see customers to pretend to be grandchildren

If you don't go to work tomorrow, you can live a little bit of authenticity

Seeing that the customer wants to wear long pants, even if it is more than 30 degrees

……”

"This place isn't free enough, what do you want me to do

Usually, when you see customers laughing, you must have a good attitude

Fuck them or your mom won't get the ticket

Some of our clients really get a lot of fucking balls

Lao Tzu won't go to work tomorrow, this song is for you

……”

Lao Tzu won't go to work tomorrow, so wear clothes and pants casually

It's too fake to say anything about the last paragraph

Too many complex and delicate relationships have another purpose

Working for the benefit of you, making money, is you using me, I use you

Lao Tzu just likes hiphop and wears big

When I see those things that are wrong, I just like to scold

When I don't go to work, I think this is me

I don't usually know who that hypocrite is

Lao Tzu won't go to work tomorrow, and all kinds of tricks will be finished

What is harmonious, discordant Lao Tzu does not care

Don't say that I'm rotten, this society is rotten and unbearable

The law is in that day, your mother has a few to do

Lao Tzu won't go to work tomorrow to turn over the board

If I don't go to work tomorrow, I'll be lazy if I want to

Lao Tzu doesn't go to work tomorrow, and he doesn't have to see customers to pretend to be grandchildren

If you don't go to work tomorrow, you can live a little bit of truth!"

The most important thing in live singing, especially in the competition, is to bring in the emotions of the audience, control the atmosphere of the scene, and the success of a song is that your expression successfully penetrates the hearts of the other party and resonates with them.

For Wang Zheng, who came from another world, he is well aware of this truth, and the most typical program of singer PK is undoubtedly "The Voice of China" (China's new singing), the two PK, whoever can drive the atmosphere of the scene and impress the mentor will have extra points.

The latecomer has a relative advantage, because the latecomer has the last memory of the audience before voting.

And what Wang Zheng has to do now is to substitute the audience into the world of this song "Lao Tzu will not go to work tomorrow", and he wants to control the rhythm of the scene.