Chapter 166: There is no free lunch in the world
The seventy-second episode of the shopkeeper Tong pretended to change the previous non-Bai Zhantang answered the multiple-choice question incorrectly
Participants:
Tong Xiangyu ---- played by Yan Ni
Bai Zhantang ---- Sha Yi ornament
Lu Qinghou ---- Yu Entai as the ornament
Guo Furong ---- Yao Chen
Mo Xiaobei ---- played by Wang Sasha
I wish Wushuang ---- rainbow clean ornaments
Yan Xiaoliu ---- Xiao Jian
【Lobby--Day】
Tong Xiangyu ran down happily from upstairs, talking as she ran
Tong Xiangyu (happy): Miss Jin is back!
Bai Zhantang: I'm going back. You said you were too......
Tong Xiangyu: (pulls out the white) Get out of the way, what are you doing blocking the road?
Bai Zhantang: You said that you are too, people come from afar, and they still come to see you on purpose, and you don't go out to send you off before leaving
Tong Xiangyu: Oh, real friendship doesn't need these false tricks
The crowd laughed disapprovingly
Tong Xiangyu: (to everyone) Oh, I even gave her the last jar of daughter red, what do you want
Guo Furong: Oh, by the way, Sister Xiangyu said that you should go to her to play when you are free, she has the best bamboo leaf green
Tong Xiangyu: Sister Xiangyu, could you please pay attention to your title?
Li Dazui: Then let's set a rule, and when we talk about Sister Xiangyu in the future, we will refer to Jin Xiangyu, ah
Everyone nodded
Tong Xiangyu: Her name is Sister Xiangyu, what about me?
Li Dazui: Shopkeeper, didn't you call this before?
The crowd laughed
Tong Xiangyu (positive color): In the past, there was only one Xiangyu sister in the future, and that was me
Everyone looked at each other
Tong Xiangyu: I know, compared with her, I still have a lot of deficiencies (glaring at Li) What's wrong, what do you see I do, if you have any opinions, you can mention it
Everyone gathered in a circle and analyzed Xiangyu
Bai Zhantang: This trick is called luring the snake out of the hole, and she will retaliate as soon as she twists her face, don't be fooled by her
Tong Xiangyu: Hey, what are you talking about, what can't you say in front of me?
Lv Xiucai: We all agree that you should not change it
Zhu Wushuang: We don't have any problem with you
Guo Furong: We are all very satisfied that you have achieved this point
Mo Xiaobei: Sister Xiangyu said...... Miss Kim said that you are a good person
Tong Xiangyu: Ouch, then if she doesn't say that I am not a good person, then if she says that I am not good, will you not recognize me as a sister-in-law, and hey, will you not recognize me as a shopkeeper?
Bai Zhantang: Look at it, what kind of anger are you getting with your children?
Tong Xiangyu: I'm full, you're satisfied with this explanation.
Zhu Wushuang: The shopkeeper's ...... Sister Xiangyu, senior brother doesn't mean that
Tong Xiangyu: Don't say anything, I don't blame you or her for this, I can only blame me, I didn't do a good job. Of course, as the shopkeeper, as well as Sister Xiangyu, I have the right and obligation to help me become more perfect, if you have any opinions, I promise to change
Bai Zhantang: We really don't have an opinion on you (everyone agrees)
Tong Xiangyu: Less nonsense, at least one per person, not now, I want to go while working, and I want to work...... Including Xiaoliu, don't drink porridge anymore, slurp. (To Xiucai, the latter is fanning her) Okay, okay, you don't have to pretend anymore. (Upstairs)
Guo Furong: It's really delicious, Xiaoliu
Yan Xiaoliu: It's a fried vegetable, bring me a plate of pickles!
Guo Furong: One article
Yan Xiaoliu: Stingy, when my master ate and drank here, did you want any money?
Guo Furong: You have to ask our shopkeeper about this, the rules are all set by her (Tong ran down from the stairs) is just right, you can ask her yourself.
Yan Xiaoliu: Shopkeeper Tong, can you mention the suggestion you mentioned earlier?
Tong Xiangyu: Mention, albeit mention. As long as you can bring it up, I'll change it right away
Yan Xiaoliu: Then my opinion is that you are too alien to me.
Tong Xiangyu: What nonsense, I have always treated you as my own
Yan Xiaoliu: Do you need money to eat some pickles? Money is a trivial matter, who doesn't have a penny, because this money hurts emotions, which is not very good.
Tong Xiangyu (think about it): Oh, Xiao Guo, go and get two plates of pickles for Xiao Liu, and then a plate of peanuts, and these side dishes will be free for Xiao Liu in the future
Yan Xiaoliu: Wait, wait, wait, if you want cold skin, bring me two plates, it's best to have (cross talk) steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken, braised pigeon, braised pig, braised duck sauce, chicken bacon, pine flower, small belly, dried meat, sausages, these are forgotten, let's give me pickles and peanuts first
Guo Furong: Shopkeeper, you come
Pull Tong to the counter
Guo Furong: He is not allowed to eat and drink, this is what his master specially ordered
Yan Xiaoliu: As for the pickles, the porridge is cold.
Tong Xiangyu: Come on, Xiaoliu has grown up, look at that block, that momentum, the restrictions should have been relaxed a long time ago and treated equally, go (Guo go), Xiaoliu, if there is anything dissatisfied with me in the future, you can mention it.
After Xiaoliu finished eating
Tong Xiangyu (side delivery): Xiaoliu walks slowly, be careful on the road. Don't knock it, it doesn't matter if you knock and come to me, I have medicine here, it's all free (Xiaoliu escaped)
Yan Xiaoliu: Got it, got it.
Tong Xiangyu (laughs): Hehehe, hehe, it's different to change or not, I feel like a different person, full of love, and I look new from the inside out
Lv Xiucai: That's an illusion
Tong Xiangyu: If you have any opinions about me, how can you make progress if you don't mention me?
Lu Xiucai (see Big Mouth come out): It's not been a day or two that Big Mouth has an opinion on you
Li Dazui: Hey (Lu ran away), shopkeeper, don't listen to his nonsense, I think you're good, really
Tong Xiangyu: If you don't mention it, it means that I have too many shortcomings, and I can't find the key point, am I so unbearable?
Li Dazui: No, no, that's okay, I'll mention it, your biggest problem is......
Tong Xiangyu: Say, it doesn't matter, no matter what you say, I will never retaliate
Li Dazui: You, your biggest problem is that you're too stingy......
Tong Xiangyu (beating Li Tou): I'm stingy, Li Dazui, I think you don't want to increase your monthly money.
Li Dazui (bitter mourning): Shopkeeper, didn't you say you wouldn't retaliate?
Tong Xiangyu: Okay, what can I do to not be stingy?
Li Dazui: Actually, it's very simple, you just give us a monthly increase...... This is what you said you wanted to change
Tong Xiangyu: There is no problem, if it rises, it will rise, how much does the cook over there cost every month?
Li Dazui: Eight dollars of silver, not counting the bonus.
Tong Xiangyu: Okay, from now on, I will give you a penny increase every month.
Li Dazui: Yiwen, then you might as well not rise......
Tong Xiangyu: You said it yourself
Li Dazui: Don't don't, go up and up, just a penny. That's better than nothing, but what's the difference between you changing it like this and not changing it?
【Patio--Day】
Xiao Guo is drying clothes
Tong Xiangyu: Xiao Guo,
Guo Furong: Xiao Guo, Xiao Guo
Tong Xiangyu: Don't pretend anymore, do you have your opinion?
Guo Furong (Xue Tong accent): Oh, my opinion, is to ask you not to pester me for opinions in the future.
Tong Xiangyu: Forget it, don't say it, I admit that others treat me like this, and even you annoy me.
Guo Furong: Oh, here we go again, why do you have such a complaint.
Tong Xiangyu: If you change to you, you don't complain, if there is a Sister Furong suddenly, from heaven to earth, left and right, she likes her personally, she doesn't even look at you, others will talk as if they didn't hear it, even Xiucai calls her Sister Fu
Guo Furong: I shot her to death, but, but Sister Xiangyu is different
Tong Xiangyu: What's the difference, is she less nose or more eyes, okay, okay, just when I didn't say anything, Xiao Guo, I don't have any other requirements for you, just put forward one opinion, just one, and I'll leave
Guo Furong: Okay, let me think about it, the biggest problem with you is that you are too inhuman......
Tong Xiangyu (angry): I'm so inhuman
Guo Furong (self-defense): What to do, what to do......
Tong Xiangyu: Okay, you go on
Guo Furong: Originally, I was left alone with so much work, from morning to night, from white to black
Tong Xiangyu: Okay, from now on, I can help you do part of your work
Guo Furong: Hey, that's what you said
Tong Xiangyu: That's what I said, all the sheets and bedding in the future
Guo Furong: You washed it for me......
Tong Xiangyu: Wash it or you wash it, I can help you dry it, you're welcome, this is what I should do...... Hey, you're done, let's do it next time. (Singing while running) Qiang Qiang Qiang Qiang Qiang, to look up and not down, to look forward and not backward......
Guo Furong: What kind of person is this?
Lu Xiucai: Oh, I heard it all, I don't mention it
Guo Furong: Mention it, why don't you mention it? I lose with Big Mouth because I don't make it clear, just say it clearly, no, write it down, and see how she denies it.
Lu Huiyi.
【Lobby--Day】
Tong said as he entered
Tong Xiangyu: Lu Daxia, have you come up with your opinion?
Lu Xiucai: Oh, I just said, if I mentioned it to you, would you definitely be able to change it?
Tong Xiangyu: As long as I can do it
Lv Xiucai: Okay, I think the biggest problem at the moment is that you lack the desire to learn.
Tong Xiangyu: Oh, Xiucai, I heard that only your opinion is the most reliable now, you say, how to change it
Lu Xiucai: Read more books and read good books
Tong Xiangyu: I'll go to your house and get the book
Lu Xiucai: Don't don't: Come back, come back, I told me, you have to buy it yourself, so that you can show your sincerity
Tong Xiangyu: Okay, okay, buy it, do you have any recommendations?
Lu Xiucai: Ready, this is my book list, there is a bookstore on West Street that is discounting, buy three get one free, I have inquired about the price. So many books are packed with one or two pieces of silver, if it is not enough, I will open another one for you......
Tong Xiangyu: Hey, no need, it's good to finish reading these books, let's go
Lv Xiucai: Hurry up (see Tong walk out of the store) Hehehe, it's different if someone sponsors you, you have to read books in the future, and you don't have to spend your own money (learn Lao Xing's laughter)
The book was bought
Lu Xiucai (took the book and read the title): A guide to the virtuous helper
Tong Xiangyu: It is to teach you how to be a competent full-time wife
Lu Xiucai: Rouge Treasure Book
Tong Xiangyu: This is dedicated to makeup, mainly about rouge, and gouache books, which have not arrived today, and I will get them tomorrow afternoon
Lu Xiucai: What is this?
Tong Xiangyu: This is the sister book of the Peony Pavilion, and it is very popular now, the best women's book of the year, and I heard that Mrs. Qian also bought one
Lu Xiucai: I know and read
Tong Xiangyu: It's a bound book of bosom friends and readers, all of which teach you the truth of being a man, and it has been popular in Beijing for seven or eight years
Lv Xiucai: How to make the duck soup for the soul?
Tong Xiangyu (laughs): This is not a recipe, it is full of touching stories, and I turned two pages on the way back, and I almost didn't cry
Lu Xiucai: Isn't this a book list with you?
Tong Xiangyu: People say that your books are too deep for me.
Lu Xiucai: You can't buy it blindly
Tong Xiangyu: Who said that after buying the book, I felt that I was full of curiosity. Yes, distinguished guests, I would like to know what you want to eat.
Lv Xiucai: Shopkeeper, take a good look and watch slowly
Tong Xiangyu: Xiucai, don't worry, I will definitely live up to your expectations, definitely.
Lv Xiucai: Come on!
Tong went upstairs
Lu Xiucai: There is really no free lunch in the world
【Xiao Guo Xiaobei Room--Day】
Xiaobei was doing her homework, and Tong came in with a string of sugar gourds
Tong Xiangyu: Oh, Xiaobei is so good, take it, (Xiaobei is about to take it) finish your homework and eat it
Mo Xiaobei: Sister-in-law, if you have something to say, I'm a little unaccustomed to it, you, it's okay
Tong Xiangyu: I'm fine, I'll take it for you
Becky took the sugar gourd
Tong Xiangyu: Did you come up with your opinion?
Mo Xiaobei: I don't have any opinion on you
Tong Xiangyu: Give me back the sugar gourd
Mo Xiaobei: Yes, yes, yes, I want to think about it, you are too nagging
Tong Xiangyu: I'm nagging not because you're disobedient, if you're good enough, why do I nag? You kid has no conscience, I really regret it, I shouldn't have come to this place in the first place, if I didn't marry here, my husband wouldn't have died, if my husband hadn't died, I wouldn't have fallen into such a sad place, if I hadn't fallen into such a sad place, how could I have met you like this...... (Looking at Xiaobei, Xiaobei also looked at Tong in a daze) I'm sorry, Xiaobei
Mo Xiaobei: You let me give my opinion
Tong Xiangyu: Okay, I'll try to ignore you in the future
Mo Xiaobei (surprise): Really?
Tong Xiangyu: Do you think it's possible?
Mo Xiaobei: Cut, Sister Xiangyu can do what she says......
Tong Xiangyu: I can do it too, don't I just don't nag, say less and do more, who wouldn't, as long as you don't go too far in the future, I will try to turn a blind eye and never nag
Mo Xiaobei: That's what you said, so what if you want to regret it?
Tong Xiangyu: Ah, if I regret it once, I will be fined a sugar gourd, and the minimum payment is five.
Mo Shangbei (clapping): Yay! (running out)
Tong Xiangyu: Where to go, this is care, necessary care, not nagging
Mo Xiaobei: Less nonsense, a sugar gourd
Tong Xiangyu: You finish your homework before leaving
Mo Xiaobei: Two sticks
Tong Xiangyu: This kid
Mo Xiaobei: Three
Tong Xiangyu: Don't go too far
Mo Xiaobei: Four
Tong Xiangyu: Mo Xiaobei, I warn you not to deceive people too much
Mo Xiaobei: Five, it's full, sister-in-law, you are too good to me. Haha (Tong Zhengse looked at her) If you don't give it, forget it, just because I haven't raised my opinion, don't look for me for this kind of thing in the future. (Return the sugar gourd to Tong)
Tong Xiangyu: Xiaobei (Xiaobei ignores her)
Tong turned around and walked out
【Lobby--Day】
Tong entered, and kept muttering in his mouth
Guo Furong (laughs): What are you muttering?
Tong Xiangyu: Does it have anything to do with you?
Guo Furong (to Li): I still said that I want to change it, but it is better not to change it, it is more ferocious and inhumane than the original
Li Dazui: It is said that it is going to increase the monthly money, but it only rises by one penny a month, so what is the difference between that and not rising? What is the meaning of all this formalism?
Lu Xiucai: Come on, you have also increased your salary, what about me?
Guo Furong: Now you can see the difference
Lu Xiucai: I can see it, the Xiangyu of the eighteen-mile shop will definitely not be like this
Li Dazui: You can be content, it's good that our Xiangyu can be made like this.
Tong Xiangyu: What are you muttering about?
Guo Furong: Does it have anything to do with you?
Tong walked towards Xiao Guo, rolling up his sleeves as he walked
Guo Furong: Shopkeeper, spare my life, I don't dare anymore.
Tong Xiangyu (angry while wiping the table): From now on, I will help you wipe the table, I will help you sweep the floor, and I will help you wash the bowl
Guo Furong: Shopkeeper, Sister Xiangyu, I don't seem to be used to it
Tong Xiangyu: You can get used to it, I will always be like this in the future, and I feel honored to be able to share your labor. Very, very, very, and extremely honored
【Big Mouth Showhouse】
Tong Jin
Tong Xiangyu: Xiucai, these books are all bought according to your book list, you can take a look. I remember you still have a book list, give it to me
Lu Xiucai: No need
Tong Xiangyu: Give it to me
Lv Xiucai: It's okay, just write it
Tong Xiangyu: You can look at these copies first, and when I finish my work, I will help you buy the other ones. Save you from saying I'm not intellectually curious
Li Dazui: Why did you change sex, where is this singing?
Tong Xiangyu: Xiucai, you go out for a while, and I'll say a few words to Dazui
Lv Xiucai: Please please please (go out)
Tong Xiangyu: Big mouth, it doesn't matter, you sit. Don't be so particular about me in the future, you can take this silver
Li Dazui: What do you mean?
Tong Xiangyu: You have been working with me for more than two years, even if it is three years, two coins of silver per month, a total of seven taels of silver
Li Dazui (return the silver to Tong): What's the matter, shopkeeper, you're going to fire me
Tong Xiangyu (continue to hand over the silver to Li): No, this is your salary, if you want to rise, start from scratch, save you from saying that I am stingy, the past account will be settled, from now on, four dollars of silver per month. In the future, if you ask me anything, just mention it, as long as I can do it, I won't delay a minute.
Tong left, Li was puzzled
Li Dazui: What's going on, this is
【Xiao Guo Xiaobei Room - Day】
Becky is kicking the keys
Mo Xiaobei: Qiang Qiangche, show me the courage to show me......
Tong took the basin with the sugar gourd, and Xiaobei quickly put away the key.
Tong Xiangyu (laughs): Don't hide it, from now on, you can play as much as you like, play what you like, sister-in-law doesn't care about you
Mo Xiaobei: I didn't play
Tong Xiangyu: That's your own business, I owe you these five strings of sugar gourds
Mo Xiaobei: Sister-in-law... Sister-in-law......
Tong Xiangyu: What are you afraid of, just take it and eat it quickly for you, just say it again, don't nag anymore
Mo Xiaobei: Hey...... Right
Tong Xiangyu: Okay, you can eat it quickly, tell your sister-in-law when you want to eat it, and go out and buy it for you immediately
【Lobby--Day】
Xiangyu was busy wiping up, and everyone watched in front of the tent, and the old man came out
Bai Zhantang: Ah, the sun is coming out of the north today
Tong Xiangyu: You came just in time, did you come up with my opinion?
Bai Zhantang: Come, your biggest problem is that you don't like to drink
Tong rag fell, picked up the wine jar and poured wine on his head, Bai hurriedly ran over and grabbed the wine jar
Bai Zhantang: Xiangyu Xiangyu, what are you doing?
Tong Xiangyu: From today onwards, I drink one pound of wine every day, of course I know that one pound is not much, but this is already my limit.
Bai Zhantang (holding Tong's face): Xiangyu, are you okay?
Tong Xiangyu: Do you have any opinions on me? (Bai replied: No, Wushuang and Xiao Liujin) Wushuang, just in time, what about your opinion
Zhu Wushuang: I don't have an opinion, hey, what's wrong
Tong Xiangyu: What do you think of me?
Zhu Wushuang: I have no opinion...... Well, your biggest problem is -- you care too much about what other people think.
Bai patted Tong on the shoulder
Tong Xiangyu (to everyone): Isn't it good for me to give you whatever you want? Eat and drink casually, and I don't lack that bit of food. When my salary rises, I don't lack that money; I have no problem working, I'm idle anyway; I buy books, I like them, and I don't have much money anyway...... Who doesn't want to be a good person, of course it's fun to eat, drink, and play every day. (choking) If I wasn't the shopkeeper, the ghost wouldn't bother to care about you
Bai Zhantang: Xiangyu, do you think that we like that Xiangyu because she indulges us
Tong Xiangyu: Otherwise, what else would it be, of course, I am not as beautiful as her, it is because I don't know how to dress up without her; I have no taste or taste, I can't compose poetry or drink, I can't stir-fry and I can't play erhu, so what? (choked) I can learn, I can change it
Bai Zhantang (took Tong's hand): If you change it, it's not you
Li Dazui: It's not bad, people are different from each other, each has its own good, ah.
Yan Xiaoliu: She has her strengths, do you have your weaknesses (everyone is disgusted) You also have strengths
Lu Xiucai: Just because we like her doesn't mean we don't like you, right?
Mo Xiaobei: Yes, no matter how good she is, it can't be my sister-in-law, never possible.
Zhu Wushuang: To us, you are a relative and an integral part of our whole life
Guo Furong: And she, at best, is just a friend, no matter how good the relationship is, it is impossible to become a family member
Bai Zhantang: Let me give you an analogy, she is like good wine, you are white rice, no matter how good the wine is, no matter how full or light the rice is, a meal is indispensable, understand?
Tong Xiangyu: I understand, thank you. (Everyone laughs: it's okay, it's okay) Since that's the case, then it's here
Li Dazui: What are you going to do?
Tong Xiangyu: My seven taels of silver, big mouth?
Li Dazui: Oh, Mom, I'll give you whatever you want to eat, and I'll make it for you.
Tong Xiangyu: Xiaoliu, I'm sorry, please settle my food money for me.
Yan Xiaoliu (to Zhu): Wushuang, why are you not patrolling the streets
Tong Xiangyu: Xiucai, hurry up and return those books
Lu Xiucai: Ah, I haven't calculated an account clearly, and I'm full of confusion
Tong Xiangyu: Xiaobei, hand over those sugar gourds
Mo Xiaobei: Sister Xiao Guo, I've done my homework
Guo Furong: Okay, good
Tong Xiangyu: Xiao Guo, you can't wipe those tables and chairs, don't you run, I haven't finished speaking, what are you running, what are you running, I tell you, there are still invisible places in this seam, you have to wipe them well, do you hear? If I don't wipe them, I will know that you are not serious about wiping...... (In the process of their chase, Lao Bai drank all the leftover wine ......)
【Flowers】
Biography
【Lobby--Night】
Lao Bai was about to go to bed, and Tong came down from the landlord with a quilt
Tong Xiangyu: Wait a minute, add a mattress, it's cold at night
Bai Zhantang: I'm not cold, I'll tell you when it's cold
Tong Xiangyu: If it's cold, it's time to catch a cold, get out of the way. You're like this, you don't know how to take care of your body. If you look back and get sick with frostbite, who has the strength to serve you (the mattress is laid) to try
Bai Zhantang: Oh, this mattress is so warm
Tong Xiangyu: I sewed it overnight, and I refilled a lot of cotton, go to sleep, ah
Bai Zhantang (with a smile): Wait, I want to leave
Tong Xiangyu: If you don't go, what else do you want to do?
Bai Zhantang (light): Let's talk for a while. (Tong smiled and agreed, sat on the bed, Lao Bai hugged Tong) Xiangyu, where do you say I got the blessing to be such a good daughter-in-law?
Tong Xiangyu: Phew, who is your daughter-in-law?
Bai Zhantang: You! You've entered the light cave room twice, and you're not my daughter-in-law?
Tong Bai smiled sweetly
Tong Xiangyu: Then let me ask you a question (Bai Zhantang: Ask) If you had met me and Jin Xiangyu at the same time, who would you choose?
……
【Big Mouth Show Room】
Xiucai was practicing calligraphy, and his big mouth was sleeping on the side
Lu Xiucai: Hey
Li Dazui: What's the matter, I've scrapped another one?
Lu Xiucai: I was writing well, but I was about to write the last stroke, and suddenly I felt a kind of chill
Li Dazui: Cold, these doors and windows are closed, how can there be wind
Lv Xiucai: It's not the wind, it's a feeling, a feeling of oil exploding on a fire at any time
【Lobby--Night】
Tong Xiangyu (coquettish): Oh, do you want to say it, such a simple question, you need to think about it for so long?
Bai Zhantang: Can you change the question?
Tong Xiangyu: No, you have to say it, and you have to tell the truth. If you dare to lie to me, you won't die well
Bai Zhantang: Let's talk about it first, you are not allowed to turn your face after I finish the election.
Tong Xiangyu: I swear never to turn my face, otherwise my hair will fall out...... Who do you say, who will you choose?
Bai Zhantang (interlocking with Tong's ten fingers): I will choose gold and jade, () You said that you would not turn your face
Tong Xiangyu: I didn't turn my face, if you met me and Zhan Hongling at the same time, who would you choose?
Bai Zhantang (without thinking): I will choose Zhan Hongling (continue to hold Tong's hand) You can't blame me, it's a man who has to choose like this
Tong Xiangyu: Why, where am I worse than her?
Bai Zhantang: It's not that you're bad, it's that you have the highest comprehensive index, and you are above 80 percent, so you are the best candidate to be a wife. But they are biased, most of them fail, but two of them are perfect marks, which is so attractive......
Tong Xiangyu: Hmph, full marks, attractive, you know, thank you.
Bai Zhantang: Xiangyu, you said you wouldn't turn your face.
Tong Xiangyu (said while pulling the mattress): I didn't turn my face. Is this mattress yours? (Bai Zhantang: No) Then why can't I take it?
Bai Zhantang: Xiangyu
Tong Xiangyu: Don't worry, I said that if I don't turn my face, I won't turn my face, quarreling is a trick played by children, we are adults, and we will never quarrel.
Bai Zhantang: I was joking with you just now, can't I choose you?
Tong Xiangyu: Hmph, it's funny, if you have such a sense of humor, why don't you write a sitcom?
Bai Zhantang: I still prefer to pursue careers, such as running a hall
Tong Xiangyu: Then run slowly, and lose company
Bai Zhantang: Xiangyu ......
Tong took the mattress upstairs, and Bai regretted it
【Lobby】
The next day, Tong looked at him in front of the white bed, and Bai woke up
Bai Zhantang: Oh, what are you doing, you ......
Tong Xiangyu (laughs): You finally woke up, I've been watching you for a long time, but I can't bear to wake you up
Bai Zhantang: Don't be angry
Tong Xiangyu: Ah, angry, why are you angry, you're not a child, you're a person
Bai Zhantang: Oh, it's good that you're not angry, you don't know, I couldn't sleep last night. I fell asleep in a daze in the morning. We won't do this again in the future, it hurts my feelings
Tong Xiangyu: It's so easy to hurt feelings, so our relationship is too worthless.
Bai Zhantang: That's right, you said, we both have experienced life and death, what is this matter? Hey, where's my boots?
Tong Xiangyu: Ah, I washed it for you just now
Bai Zhantang: What are you wearing?
Tong took out a new pair of shoes
Bai Zhantang (happy): New shoes
Tong Xiangyu: Like it or not
Bai Zhantang: I like it, or Xiangyu knows that it hurts.
Tong Xiangyu: You must promise me before you wear it, and you are not allowed to take it off no matter what.
Bai Zhantang: I didn't take it off, I finally got a new pair of shoes. It's good...... No, these shoes are a bit small
Tong Xiangyu: Oh, the new shoes are small, and the support will be big, come on, I'll help you wear (use all my strength to help Bai put on the shoes) This one, come on, come on, work hard. (White Pain: Small) is pretty.
Bai Zhantang: No, no, it's too small. I also wear it, and I will never disappoint you.
Tong Xiangyu: That's good, dress well, don't let me see you take off your shoes secretly.
Tong walked upstairs, holding his feet in pain in vain: it's too small, it hurts, God willing, there will be no more tricks
【Lobby】
Tong came over with a meal
Tong Xiangyu: Come to dinner, eat, Xiaobei come here, come over (Xiaobei jumps over) You still learn to run the hall. Zhantang, (Bai Zhantang: Hey) Eat
Bai Zhantang: Oh, here we are (limping into the hall)
Tong Xiangyu: I'm still used to wearing shoes.
Bai Zhantang: Habitually, it was a little crowded at first, why is it even more crowded now?
Tong Xiangyu: Ouch, I forgot to tell you, these boots are a little shrunk (white surprise) The more you sweat, the smaller the boots will be, so you must pay attention to it, don't let your feet sweat, ah
Bai (surprised): Ah, then I'll pay attention, come, come, eat
Everyone was preparing to get steamed buns
Tong Xiangyu: Wait a minute, there is a small program today, which I specially prepared.
Mo Xiaobei: Then hurry up, if you don't go out, you'll be late.
Tong Xiangyu: Listen, when you are most hungry, there is a plate of white-flour steamed buns in front of you, and (go to the counter and take out the nest head) a plate of rancid nest heads, which one will you choose?
Everyone covered their noses and was disgusted
Mo Xiaobei: It must be...... White-flour steamed buns. (Xiao Guo, Big Mouth, Xiucai, and Wushuang have chosen white-flour steamed buns)
Tong Xiangyu: Exhibition Hall ......
Bai Zhantang: Rancid nest head
Tong Xiangyu: Why?
Bai Zhantang: Because there are no white bread buns
Tong Xiangyu: Then which one do you want to choose?
Bai Zhantang (immediately interface): That's the same as them, white flour steamed buns
Tong Xiangyu: I advise you to be cautious, choose the correct answer to get a chance to take off your boots
Bai Zhantang (slapped the table): Rancid nest head, that's it!
Tong Xiangyu: Great, no one is allowed left, otherwise all the work will be wasted, let's eat
Everyone laughed maliciously, and Lao Bai looked at Wowotou and began to sing
Bai Zhantang (singing): Holding the head of the nest in his hand......
Crowd (singing): There is not a drop of oil in the dish.
Lao Bai swallowed a mouthful of wowotou with difficulty, and everyone ate the vegetables one by one, "The white flour steamed buns are fragrant"
【Lobby】
The old white stomach hurts and runs away in pain
Tong Xiangyu: Oh, Zhantang, is it still uncomfortable in your stomach?
Bai Zhantang: I vomited all the food I just ate (Tong walked towards him) I didn't mean to vomit.
Tong Xiangyu: I know, it's still bad to eat so much in one go, it's really hard for you.
Bai Zhanwei (pain): Okay, don't talk nonsense, can I take off my boots?
Tong Xiangyu: Take it off if you want (Bai hurriedly prepares to take off his boots) Anyway, I don't think I'll send anything to you again
Bai Zhantang (stop taking off his boots, his face full of grievances): Didn't you say that? You can take off your boots by choosing the correct answer
Tong Xiangyu: The correct answer is a rancid nest
Bai Zhantang: That'......
Tong Xiangyu: As long as you are not crazy, stupid, deaf or blind, everyone will choose white-flour steamed buns, and only you will choose that answer. Oh, your taste is really weird, I really can't understand it as a normal person
Walk to the counter and keep the account
Bai Zhantang (follow): Xiangyu, I was wrong, I really knew that I was wrong, I knew that I would not choose the rancid nest head if I was killed like this, and I would not choose them
Tong Xiangyu: Do you really know it's wrong?
Bai Zhantang: I know it's wrong, it's wrong
Tong Xiangyu: Will you make the same mistake again?
Bai Zhantang: I will never make this kind of mistake again, I swear to God
Tong (looking at each other and smiling): If you want to take it off, take it off.
Bai Ru was amnestied, and quickly took off his boots. Tong took his boots and walked towards the landlord
Bai Zhantang: What am I going to wear at that moment?
Tong Xiangyu: Either wear this pair or barefoot, you choose
Bai Zhantang (whispering): ...... Bring the shoes
【Lobby--Day】
Diners: Bottle of wine!
Bai Zhantang: (weakly) Hey, here we are
Lao Bai limped over to the diners and came back with his newly bought food with a big mouth.
Bai Zhantang: Hey, big mouth!
Called a big mouth to rummage into his basket to eat.
Li Dazui: Hey, what are you doing?
Bai Zhantang: (pitifully) What's the matter, I can't eat your cucumber
Li Dazui: Lao Bai, you really can't blame me, the shopkeeper has instructed that no one is allowed to eat without her permission. Including me
Bai Zhantang: (looking upstairs, to Li) She's not here, brother, I haven't eaten all day
Li Dazui: Who said you didn't ...... Haven't you eaten all the plates?
Bai Zhantang: I vomited it all, and now I'm so hungry that I'm sobbing, hurry up...... (Flipping into the plum basket)
Tong stood at the owner of the building and coughed: cough
Lao Bai and Big Mouth hurriedly pretended to be innocent
Bai Zhantang: Well, wash it before going to the pot for a while, and pay attention to hygiene
Li Dazui: Hey (Li walked towards the cupboard with the vegetable basket, and Bai continued to limp to the hall)
Shiro was pouring wine for a guest when he suddenly remembered something
Bai Zhantang: (To the guest - Chen Xiaolei) Chen Gongzi is eating
Chen: yes, what's the matter?
Bai Zhantang: It's okay, (looking at the dishes) Oh, you can order so many dishes, can you eat them?
Chen: I can't eat it, so I'll pack it
Bai Zhantang: You are clean, how can you bring this dried vegetable to pack this soup and water?
Chen turned around and took out a pot
Chen: Did you see it? I brought a casserole, what's wrong, do you have any questions?
Bai Zhantang: It's okay, you can continue eating
I saw another diner ordering a lot of food and hurriedly walked over
Bai Zhantang: (To the guest - played by Zhou) Shopkeeper Zhou, the food is very delicious
Zhou: Well, this dish is good, tell me about Big Mouth, I have been good at craftsmanship recently (I saw Lao Bai's salivating appearance) What's the matter, what's the matter, sit down and eat some.
Bai Zhantang: I'm so embarrassed
Zhou: Ahem, what are you polite to me, sit down
Pulling Lao Bai to sit down, Lao Bai half pushed and half pushed, full of joy and was about to eat, when Xiao Liu entered
Yan Xiaoliu: (to Zhou, at this time, Lao Bai is picking up vegetables and preparing to send them to his mouth) Ouch, shopkeeper Zhou, I haven't seen you for a long time, are you sick?
Zhou: I had tuberculosis early, I just got hepatitis, I didn't have any serious illness, and I couldn't die
Lao Bai threw the chopsticks and quickly got up
Yan Xiaoliu: Chen Gongzi, eat and drink well, eat well......
Bai walked to the dining table, and Xiao Liu took a bag of things and put it on it
Bai Zhantang: Six, what are you holding in your hand, this is
Yan Xiaoliu: Osmanthus jujube mud cloud cake, Qiu Yuanwai's little nephew, specially brought to me from Suzhou.
Bai Zhantang: (swallows hard) Six, I remember that you don't like sweets
Yan Xiaoliu: Yes, my tooth hurts after eating sweets, (laughing at Bai) So I brought it to you specially for you
Bai Zhantang: (grateful) Thank you, it's still Liu'er, you are righteous
Lao Bai was in a hurry and was about to tear open the package, when he heard Tong cough and looked upstairs, Tong happily ran down from it
Tong Xiangyu: Thank you, Xiaoliu, (dialogue) Bring it. (Shiro hands it to her, takes it) Oops (dialogue) Do you want to eat? (Shiro nods) I want to eat in my dreams (Shiro keeps nodding) Then keep dreaming, ah. (Walks upstairs with the box)
Bai was so hungry that his body went soft, and Xiaoliu helped him up
Yan Xiaoliu: Lao Bai
Bai Zhantang: Six, I'm going to get rich
Yan Xiaoliu: What's the matter?
Bai Zhantang: My eyes are full of golden flowers
Yan Xiaoliu: Then hurry up and sit here and rest for a while, you can't stand on your feet (help Lao Bai sit down) Take your time
【Lobby--Day】
Tong wants to give the pastries to Lao Bai to eat
Bai Zhantang: It's really fake
Tong Xiangyu: (pretending to care) Oops, you've been hungry for a day, and if you don't eat something, you won't be able to stand it.
Bai Zhantang: (excited) Xiangyu ......
Tong Xiangyu: Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and eat, ah
Bai Zhantang: Hey
Lao Bai unpacked the package, picked up the pastry and stuffed it into his mouth, Tong looked at him with a smile, Bai suddenly felt something was wrong and ran out to vomit
Tong Xiangyu: What's the matter?
Bai Zhantang: Phew, what is this?
Tong Xiangyu: Cloud cake, Qiu Yuanwai gave it to Xiao Liu, and Xiao Liu gave it to us
Bai Zhantang: Whose cloud cake is salty, salty to me
Tong Xiangyu: I forgot to tell you, before I gave it to you, I sprinkled some salt on it
Bai Qi was extremely angry, glaring at Tong
Tong Xiangyu: (put away the pastries) Don't eat it (Bai is about to drink some water, Tong has taken the pot) The guests still want to drink
Bai was so angry that he shook it, and in the big mouth room, Xiucai was hit by a chill again
Li Dazui: What's the matter?
Lu Xiucai: The chill from last night came again, and it was even worse than last night's (Li Dajing: Not so much) Believe me, something is going to happen, and it's a big deal
The camera returned to the hall, Lao Bai continued to knock on the table with a bowl, and Tong came over and was coquettish
Tong Xiangyu: Don't be angry, I didn't mean to. I thought it was sugar
Bai Zhantang: Such an adult, you can't tell the difference between salt and sugar?
Tong Xiangyu: I'm sorry, I went to the kitchen and saw two jars, both looked exactly the same, and they were all white flowers
Bai Zhantang: Xiangyu, you said you wouldn't turn your face
Tong Xiangyu: I didn't turn my face, did I turn my face?
Bai Zhantang: Okay, this time I admit it, you don't want to get a truth from me in the future!
Tong Xiangyu: You still ignore you, Bai Zhantang, you stand for me, stop for me!
Xiao Guo walked over
Guo Furong: Hey, how did he recruit you?
Tong Xiangyu: (angry) Does it have anything to do with you?
Tong Xiangyu: (with a long sigh) It's just a hypothesis, just a little joke?
Guo Furong: So what are you really doing? I really don't know what you think. Anyway, this relationship between me and Xiucai not only includes the two of us, but also the road that the two of us have come through, step by step, each footprint is like a strong rope, tying the two of us together, the tighter and tighter the bundle. And those who are not tied by ropes, there is nothing left when a gust of wind blows. What is fate, you think about it yourself
Tong fell into deep thought
【Lobby - Night】
Lao Bai was laying out the quilt and preparing to sleep, and Tong walked down from the upstairs with the mattress.
Tong Xiangyu: Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute. (Lay out the quilt for Lao Bai) Now it's cold at night, add more mattresses
Bai Zhantang: What are you doing... And what?
Tong Xiangyu: Zhantang, what happened yesterday was that I didn't do it right, and I shouldn't have asked that kind of stupid question. Do your feet still hurt?
Bai Zhantang: (vigilant) Whatever you do, just say it
Tong Xiangyu: I just want to see your feet
Bai Zhantang: (coldly) The feet are good
Tong Xiangyu: I will never tease you again in the future, I swear (white mouth, don't believe it) Oh, how can you believe me?
Bai Zhantang: Okay, then I'll ask you a question too
Tong Xiangyu: Just ask
Bai Zhantang: If Lao Xing and I appeared in front of you at the same time, who would you choose?
Tong Xiangyu: Lao Xing!
Lao Bai nodded and continued to spread the mattress
Tong Xiangyu: Lao Xing, I chose, don't you be angry
Bai Zhantang: What am I angry about, you didn't choose the wrong one, I am a thief and he is a catcher, you don't choose who he chooses
Tong Xiangyu: That means you don't have me in your heart
Bai Zhantang: I have you in my heart
Tong Xiangyu: Then why aren't you angry about the Lao Xing I chose?
Bai Zhantang: You didn't choose the wrong one, why am you angry?
Tong Xiangyu: That means you don't have me in your heart
【Big Mouth House】
The big mouth is sleeping, and Xiucai is writing
Lu Xiucai: Okay, this is probably the best handwriting in my life, Ming'er framed it and gave it to you as a wedding gift.
Li Dazui: No need, you better keep it for Xiao Guo
Lu Xiucai: If you don't want it, then give it to Wushuang, Wushuang will definitely want it
Xiao Guo quietly entered
Li Dazui: Heh, you are still ...... Wushuang (Seeing Xiao Guo, the latter glared at him and hurriedly changed his words) That, I don't feel anything, ah
Lv Xiucai: Of course I don't feel anything, since I chose Xiao Guo, I should be with her (Xiao Guo is happy) to marry a chicken and a dog (Xiao Guo sounds awkward) However, if you can choose again......
Li Dazui: I must still choose Xiao Guo, right?
Lu Xiucai: Of course, I chose Xiao Guo, but since it is a hypothesis, what if I married both of them?
Guo Furong: (cold voice floats from behind) Yes
Xiucai screamed in fright and fell to the ground
【Lobby -- Night】
Bai Zhantang: (to Tong) I really have you in my heart, and I will always have (kissing) That's it
Tong wanted to kiss, but suddenly heard Xiao Guo shouting: Overwhelmed! Xiucai: Oops!
Tong hugged the white head
Tong Xiangyu: Leave him alone (want to continue kissing)
Listening to Xiao Guo's "Split the muscles and wrong bones!" Xiucai shouted: Ah--!
Bai Zhantang: It has nothing to do with us! (want to continue)
was about to kiss, and listened to Xiao Guo Furong again: "Mandarin duck chain legs!"
Tong Xiangyu: Kicking the dead doesn't matter about our business!
Wanting to kiss, Xiao Guo Furong: "Rubbing my heart all over the world!" The two shook their heads in pain, and Xiucai's scream came "Ah----!"
Li Dazui: Xiucai, wake up, wake up, you can't go, who will borrow my money to spend when you leave, Xiucai---
Tong Xiangyu: I'm going to die
Li Dazui: Wake up Xiucai, the shopkeeper is coming, someone is coming
Tong and Bai ran to the backyard
"Come on" and "show talent......
Next back to the book
Liu Xingyu met Mangjun at night
Li Dazui is a beautiful girl
Guo Furong: In the past, I quarreled with Xiucai, and you still talked about it and kept saying 'childish', but now it's the turn of the two of you?
Tong Xiangyu: If you make more noise, maybe you will die
Guo Furong: Hey, please, I'm not as narrow-minded as you think
Tong Xiangyu: Do you know what happened last night?
Furong Guo: (curious) What happened?
Tong Xiangyu: Last night, I asked him......
Guo Furong: (angry) It's too much!(Wake up, to the diners) Hey, eat and drink well......
Tong Xiangyu: What would you do if it were you?
Guo Furong: You want to know (Tong agrees)
Guo Furong: (Performing the roar of the Hedong lion) Lu Qing Hou ...... (Xiucai stumbled out, seeing that the atmosphere was not right, hurriedly prayed: God bless)
Guo Furong: (changes expression) Don't be too nervous, Brother Hou, just ask you a few small questions, and be sure to answer them honestly
Lv Xiucai: I'll try my best (Guo Furong: Ah, Lu immediately does a standing posture) to ensure that I tell the truth!
Guo Furong: Well, listen up, first question. If you had met me and Jin Xiangyu at the same time, which one would you choose?
Lu Xiucai: Do you still need to ask? I will definitely choose you
Guo Furong: I want to listen to the truth!
Lu Xiucai: (swears with the palm of his hand) That's the truth!
Tong Xiangyu: Dare to tell lies, the family will die
Lu Xiucai: (righteous and awe-inspiring) Death light
Guo Furong: What if you met me and Wushuang at the beginning?
Lu Xiucai: It's still you, only you, the only you
Guo Furong: (loudly) What if it is Wushuang and Jin Xiangyu?
Lu Xiucai: It's you, it's you, it's you, it's you, you can't have any other choice but to make an oath
Guo Furong: (satisfied) Well, that's good, let's go back
Lv Xiucai: Hey, slow chat (back to the house)
Guo Furong: (to Tong) How is it?
Tong Xiangyu: Do you believe what he said? (Guo shakes his head) That's it
Guo Furong: Don't worry about this for now, I also ask you a question, which one will you choose, ugly truth or nice falsehood?
Tong Xiangyu: (thinking) I ......
【Xiucai Big Mouth House】
Lao Bai was lying on the bed, his stomach hurt, and he gave him a steamed bun with a big mouth
Li Dazui: Hurry up and eat, don't let people look at it
Bai Zhantang: Thank you
Lao Bai took the steamed bun and was about to eat it, but Xiucai broke in and was so frightened that he dropped the steamed bun to the ground.
Li Dazui: Hey, come in if you come in, you can't knock on the door. This last steamed bun you said
Lv Xiucai: I'm sorry, I just walked between life and death, and I panicked.
Bai Zhantang: (softly) What's wrong (Li Dazui: Ah)
Lu Xiucai: Fumei called me over to ask a question, and I answered one incorrectly, and I clicked (was beaten) A-TYPE, B-type, O-type, and AB-type
Li Dazui: What's the problem?
Lu Xiucai: She asked me, if I met her and Jin Xiangyu at the same time, who would I choose?
Bai Zhantang: Who do you choose?
Lu Xiucai: It must be Fumei, otherwise I can come back alive? (wiping tears)
Lao Bai has pulled off the show
Bai Zhantang: Is that what you think in your heart?
Lu Xiucai: In my heart (speed up the speed of speech) No matter how much I want to save my life, they still forced me to swear poison and dare to tell lies, the whole family is dead, hehehe, I'm sorry, my whole family has already died, (laughs) Fight with me
Bai Zhantang: (shaking his head) You lie to her like this, don't you feel bad?
Lu Xiucai: If I don't lie to her, I'll be very uncomfortable
Bai Zhantang: I knew this earlier, and I won't tell the truth
Lu Xiucai: You're telling the truth (nodding in vain), no wonder you're suffering so much now
Bai Zhantang: You say that they women are not strange, on the one hand, they let you tell the truth, and on the other hand, they force you not to tell the truth, what do you say they are thinking?
Li Dazui: (sighs) Hey, I used to envy the two of you, but now it looks like every family has a scripture that is difficult to read
Lu Xiucai: It's hard to be a man, and it's even harder to be a man
Bai Zhantang: It is even more difficult to be a man who does not lie and attracts pain
【Lobby - - Night】
Tong Xiangyu: I really can't think of it, if it were you, which would you choose?
Guo Furong: (to the diners) You go slowly first, and I will choose whichever one you choose
Tong Xiangyu: He's lying
Guo Furong: I know, but so what? Lao Bai doesn't lie, are you happy?
Tong Xiangyu: I ......
Guo Furong: In this way, in the past, you reasoned with me, and today I will tell you again. At the end of the day, it's your problem that went wrong
Tong Xiangyu: What's wrong?
Guo Furong: The problem lies in your if, how can there be so many ifs, let me tell you, let's talk about fate, what is fate, God has given you a chance, this is fate, you have taken advantage of this opportunity, this is a point, and the two conditions are indispensable. In other words, what is it that God has not given you a chance, but you use your assumptions to get it?