Chapter 71: Memoirs of the Princess and the Guard
My name is Feng Jing, but I am not a beautiful landscape, I look ordinary, my family is ordinary, and I am still an unhappy office worker. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
After graduating from college, I found a small clerk who didn't match my major, but what could I do? I'm also desperate, I'm not a graduate of a prestigious school.
When I was hit in the head by the brick of fate, I was nibbling on a popsicle, carrying my A goods donkey card to chat and go shopping with female colleagues who did not agree with me, and engaged in this kind of social interaction that everyone was unhappy with, but had to pretend to be very cool.
How do you know that passing by the renovated building, there are five women! Tall, short, fat and thin, everything, that brick chose me.
I still had a popsicle in my mouth, and I didn't even think about holding my bag to block it, and the bricks came to me.
Well, as a rule of thumb, when you are smashed by a brick, don't look up, even if you hear the sound of breaking the air, it will only make the collapsed nose more collapsed and the thick lips thicker.
I don't know if I'm dead or not, anyway, Feng Jing's body is probably dead, because I came to the body of a child who was only born a short time ago, and became Feng Junjing, the seventh prince of the German Dynasty.
The former lord seems to have been plotted, had a high fever and drank the wrong medicine, hung up, and I came.
What kind of overhead dynasty, the identity of the prince, having a favored brother, and the concubine mother who is second only to the queen are not as shocking as the old lady becoming a man.
It's a man's body! I think ginseng is dark.
I'm a straight woman, I can't look directly at Tanmei, corruption, homosexuality, and discrimination, I just don't think it's very acceptable.
I can't like women, and I can't bend men.
But now that I'm living in a man's body, what should I do? Hey, it's going to take a lifetime to think about it.
I used this body to have a high fever and play the role of an unfathomable child, well, to put it simply, probably others thought I was mentally retarded.
No, I can't say that, I'm just being a quiet beautiful man.
I've read a lot of novels before, and the heroine who traveled through ancient times was booming, and I pondered until I was three years old, but I didn't find a point that suited me, because there was no transgender in ancient times!
I wanted to be a woman, but I couldn't develop ancient medicine quickly, so all I could do was find a companion.
At least when I'm bored, I can have someone to chat with, in this ancient time where no one knows me, I'm really lonely as snow.
So when I was three years old, my mother and brother, who loved me, said in the first words of my mouth, "I want to be alone." "They tried their best to disagree and arranged a one-person panoramic view hall for me, a transparent prince in the eyes of others.
I decided to choose a little eunuch, the younger the better, who could play with me, grow up together, and obey my orders.
That day, more than 40 eunuchs stood inside and looked at the best-looking and whitest little eunuchs, saying that I looked like a fairy.
I like it, I like this kind of child who looks good, it's an honest child, it's for me.
He became my personal little eunuch, I was very happy and depressed, happy that everyone in this life said I was handsome, and depressed that I was going to be a childhood sweetheart with a eunuch.
The little eunuch was called Wang Sanniu before, I thought about it, and named him Wang Xizhi in a bad taste, so it feels very cool to have a celebrity I know by my side.
Wang Xizhi is an honest child, obedient and sensible, and he is especially good at taking care of people, and loves me like a younger brother.
And I taught him to be a man, to be an upright person, not a slave, but a man!
Every day, my favorite thing to do is to sit on the steps outside the main hall and look at the sky and miss my parents, and think about where my daughter's heart will go in the future, the more I think about it, the more bitter it becomes.
When I was unhappy, I teased Wang Xizhi with modern colloquial language, taught him simplified Chinese characters, and looked at his white little face with a blank face, which was my greatest pleasure.
In view of the fact that I am a prince and messing around in the palace, I decided to train a martial arts master, and it just so happens that he has brute strength and listens to me very much.
I thought hard for three days, and finally remembered Tai Chi, which seemed to be very powerful, but I only remembered the mantra for cutting watermelon.
So he cautiously taught him this set of watermelon boxing, and later facts proved that the effect was very good.
When I was distressed that my daughter had nowhere to put it in the future, my mother, the mother of this life, was not favored, and my brother who came to accompany me in a daze when he had nothing to do became more and more worried.
I've been here for 12 years and I've been enjoying their dedication, and I feel like it's my turn to give.
I decided to go to the Royal Library to show off my superb intelligence, well, compared to some ancient things, my ideas are probably quite advanced.
On the first day of going to the library, passing by the largest park of the palace, what kind of bird garden, a five or six-year-old girl under the rockery was surrounded by a group of princes and ridiculed, and there was a six or seven-year-old girl standing next to her.
The little girl who was bullied looked like a glutinous rice dumpling, white and fat, and it looked like it made people want to pinch it, that little face with baby fat.
She was surrounded by a group of people, and she didn't dare to make trouble with tears in her eyes, I couldn't stand it, what a cute glutinous rice dumpling, I can't raise Zhengtai, can't I raise Lori?
It's time to accept Comrade Wang Xizhi's watermelon boxing!
Facts have proved that the effect is very good, he beat all the princes to the ground, and I have passed the addiction of heroes to save beauty, and since then I have gained a fan girl.
The fan sister is Su Shu, the concubine of the right prime minister, because the eighth princess needs to be accompanied by reading, she was chosen.
It was also a coincidence when she was chosen, originally the concubine was not qualified, but there were two concubines in the right prime minister's mansion, and one was sick. So she was brought in to make up the numbers at the right age, and they were selected together.
After that day, the emperor called me to punish me and Wang Xizhi, and I will be beaten by an ancient person?
Just kidding, I've read so many time-traveling novels in vain?
I explained to him the fate of bullying the courtiers' wives and daughters, worried about the country and the people for him, and put on a few high hats for him by the way, and since then I have gone straight to the sky.
If you want to gain a foothold in the palace, you need manpower, and since I was twelve years old, I got a few secret guards from my mother's family, got some people, and had my team. Enough for me to do as many things as I want.
I taught my mother to dress up, to wear modern seduction clothes to enhance her beauty, and taught my brother to know how to slap horses, stab both sides, and not be an upright and dead-hearted eye.
It's also my luck, the palace fights of this dynasty are really more old-fashioned than the ones in the TV series, and I can easily win them.
This cheap father, I don't like it, he is not suitable to be the emperor, if it weren't for the current dominance of the German Dynasty, I estimate that he will be played like this, and sooner or later he will be defeated.
Even if he is greedy for beauty, he is extremely extravagant and arrogant, content with the status quo, he likes to listen to flattery the most, which minister in the court pats the sycophants well, which one has a reward, and the people outside complain, and there are many corrupt officials, he can't see it at all.
Just kidding, can I have a share of this inheritance? Although dozens of princes are shared together, how can I let him squander it so much?
Poisoning in ancient times was a good thing, and I should do something rebellious like killing my father. Anyway, when I pretended to be mentally retarded, I read a lot of books on ancient pharmacology in my spare time.
Watching him die in front of me, my heart is complicated, although I have no feelings, but I, killed.
His testament said to pass on the throne to the sixteenth prince, the son of a noble man he has favored recently, hehe, I will give you a chance?
Wang Xizhi really practiced a good calligraphy, and tampered with two edicts for me without being discovered.
The queen, who did not even spare the child and intended to kill me, was buried with a decree, and another edict was passed on to my brother.
My brother-in-law became the emperor, and I became the prince of Jin, so I don't have to worry about anything.
My elder brother began to learn literature and martial arts at the age of three, learned the way of governing the country, was elegant and wise, and he would definitely be a good emperor.
I just need to keep thinking about what my daughter's heart is going to do......