The True Story of Dagui (Plain as Water, 3)
"Get out, get out, go back to my dear Abba......! But this Abba is a soldier, and his brute strength is as great as a buffalo, and he will beat me very badly! Ahhh???...h Then he involuntarily got up under his feet, ready to get out of this "protective circle" and bow his head to his father Dai Hongyu and confess his guilt......
Seeing that this stupid grandson was about to voluntarily jump into the "tiger's mouth", the old man Li Weidong immediately shouted: "You are a noble and ugly doll! You dare to return to your father before you have written a good review, once he catches you, it will be a good day for your baby's ass to be opened and the big flowers have arrived! Hurry up! Listen to my grandfather's words, just in this place, immediately we will move a table, honestly finish writing the review, and explain to your father why you didn't do well in the exam, maybe you will stay and return to him for a while, and his ear scraping will not be so heavy! Stupid boy...... "......
Dai Dagui, a backward teenager, listened to his grandfather's reminder like this, and was so frightened that he was at a loss on the spot...... Stuck there like a bag and wailed... Started playing scoundrel......
"Hahahahaha...... Daddy Li! You are so protective of your evil grandson? It's okay now! This bastard thing has put gold on your grandfather's face this year's 'No. 1' in Sichuan? Or do you always think that he is so uneducated, and he will unexpectedly have a great future in the future? Hmph......" Dai Hongyu said in a strange way to Li Weidong here.
"Oh, yes, yes, yes! Red Feather is a virtuous nephew! This eighteen or nineteen-year-old child is inevitable to make mistakes once in a while, right? Hey! There is an old saying that is good! It's called 'don't bully a young man into being poor'! Your unbedone son is a bad and expensive person, and we uncles and elders are just as distressed and empathetic as you are when you get such a humiliating result in the exam...... I said Red Feather Virtuous Nephew, if I don't come here in this old life, you stay for a while, won't you also beat him up and interrogate this little villain, these questions......? That being the case, I thought it would be better to have this ugly boy write a written review right now. This will also deepen the education of this son of evil......," Li Weidong said to Hongyu's nephew sincerely.
"Good! good...... Okay...... That's great, too. In fact, everyone misunderstood, when I tied this dog thing just now, I didn't want to beat him roughly, my original intention was also to let this clown ghost be on that tree, and explain the reason for not doing well in the exam to everyone, and when this dog thing is clear, it will be easy to walk......" Dai Hongyu explained to everyone. At the same time, he called his neighbor Minister Huang Qingzhong to go back to the house and move out the tables and chairs, this old Dai also wanted to see this, what is "strange and lively"......
Huang Qingzhong, the organization minister of Sanjiang County, has always been an iron-blooded fan of Dai Hongyu, the "provincial city CD official", and after hearing his "boss" tell him to move the table to "watch the big show", he was immediately moved and hurriedly moved out of his ground floor house, moved out a few tables, chairs and benches, and took out a lot of peanuts, dried fruits, and a few bottles of cold beer......
Dai Hongyu, Huang Qingzhong, and a few uncles and aunts in the government compound set up the food and drinks, and after slowly sitting down, they said leisurely: "Okay! Dai Dagui, you can start your review! Remember, you must say a sentence, write a sentence, make it clear, and let Dad dissipate his anger, then Dad may forgive you today......
"Abba, I was wrong!" said the stinky boy Dai Dagui. Immediately buried his head and leaned over, ready to write down this sentence with a pen on the table that had been temporarily moved......
"Fart! Great noble grandson! Are you writing a review? Tama's attitude is too playful and slippery! Listen to grandpa! First of all, you must write a good review. Three big words. Start writing again, hum!" Grandpa Li roared in the crowd.
…… Then Chou Dagui tore up the piece of letter paper on which he had written a few words......
"Listen to Lao Tzu! I read, you write, listen to Dagui: dear father, I am your son Dai Dagui, in this midsummer August, the great motherland will soon usher in the convening of the 11th Asian Games, which has attracted worldwide attention, and I made a mistake, but at this time, I won the shameful result of the penultimate place in the provincial college entrance examination at an inopportune time......" Li Weidong slowly muttered with experience. and looked ugly and expensive, hoping that he could write down the "Zhuji" text that he slowly recited......
In addition, how to write the attention that has attracted the attention of the world?...... These are a few "small questions" raised by the ugly ghost Dai Dagui......
......Listening to this "good grandson" and his "witty words," the old man Li Weidong was extremely angry......