Chapter 5 Guessing and Adaptation
"I can't see it, your skills are quite miscellaneous, but your body bones are too poor. ”
"Why do people who come here to eat and drink for nothing, why do they have so many words. ”
"Who said that we should be grateful for saving our lives, and if we are polite in the future, we will turn our faces? Hurry up and help me trim it, I'm going to gather. Practice yourself well, at least next time, don't fall so ugly in the snow. ”
"Okay, cut it, thank you, a bronze eagle. ”
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Yuzu Pi touched his smooth chin and grabbed his hair casually, "Wu Yu, you kid is a little evil, after your haircut and face trimming, he suddenly became much more comfortable, and he perfectly showed my handsomeness, which was like being separated by a layer of dust before." ”
Looking at the pomelo peel narcissistically touching the face with deep eye sockets and protruding eyebrow bones that resembled the Germanic people in the previous life, and casually scratching the light brown hair that he had wasted a lot of energy to keep neatly, Wu Yu replied angrily. "Yes, yes, now the handsome captain of the pomelo peel hurry up and gather, there are no eggs to eat when you are late. ”
This is the third day that Wu Yu has been picked up and returned to the border town.
And I also found a small earthen house that was abandoned because of the demon moon before to live in.
Originally, Wu Yu was still a little worried, but the big benefactor who picked him up in front of him patted his chest and assured that there was no problem, anyway, since something happened and someone was holding it, Wu Yu lived with peace of mind, after all, it was a little weird to always live in the Iron Axe house.
And as seen in the conversation, one of Wu Yu's current jobs is to be a barber who is rare in a rural town like a border town.
Of course, this is the name of the townspeople like Yuzu, and instead of haircutting and shaping, Wu Yu prefers to call his current job face pinching.
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I was scared back to the room that day, and after honestly listening to the iron axe explain the precautions about the border town, the door was suddenly pushed open, and I saw a vague monster rushing in.
"Hey, I'll just say you're okay, it's my pomelo peel that first found you. How, isn't it grateful. ”
Looking at the phantom of the self-proclaimed benefactor in front of him who was chattering and even wanted to stretch out his hand to himself, Wu Yu subconsciously dodged back. It's a pity that the swift dodge of the brain has failed, and a healthy adult man is obviously no slower than a bookworm that has just risen from the snow.
Wu Yu, who accepted his fate after his body stiffened, looked directly at the phantom named Yuzu Peel with the mood of breaking the jar and falling, "Then how do you say I should repay you? You also saw it, I am a thin child who knows nothing." ”
As he calmed down, he looked carefully at the figure in front of him. Wu Yu found that the phantom in front of him was condensing little by little.
"Come to think of it, why don't you help me cut my hair and shave my beard, it is said that knights and lords have squires who serve like this. "With a lip that seems to be rendered little by little on an ink painting, it opens and closes up and down.
"No problem, it's just a haircut. While agreeing, Wu Yu felt that his eyelids were getting heavier and heavier, and his efforts to open his eyes to see the figure in front of him became more and more futile, his soul floated up, and his voice echoed with some emptiness in his mind.
"Bump...!"
Just drinking a bowl of hot soup to satisfy your stomach could not quench the hunger that came to this world before, coupled with the fact that it took a lot of physical strength to struggle in the snow for a long time, this inexplicable sudden exhaustion directly became the last straw that broke the camel's back.
Wu Yu, who had fainted again, only vaguely saw that the chaos that was grabbing his arms had turned into a pair of calloused and untrimmed big hands, and the dense hairs on the back of the hands and the white skin without too many cracks showed that his master had just entered the prime of life.
and the iconic loud voice of the iron axe, which seemed to come from far away, "The person I finally woke up with great difficulty, you are actually tossing and fainting again!"
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When he woke up again, it was already early the next morning, and after hastily eating the coarse bread and the dried meat of unknown animals, Wu Yu, who was much clearer, began to sort out the information about the world he had come to.
First of all, there is no doubt that this world is the world of the novel "Let Go of the Witch" that I saw before. And from the combination of the strange scenery in the sky and the words of the iron axe when he first crossed over, the timeline should be shortly after the protagonist led the townspeople to resist the first wave of demons, but I don't know if the witches from the Mutual Aid Society are still in the Hidden Forest.
Secondly, this world is not a different world that is completely complete to every detail. Now that I think about it, the snow in the sky, the appearance and figure of the iron axe, the houses in the town, even the dried fish, and the tiles are all described in the text, so they are all clear and three-dimensional when they look at themselves.
And the pomelo skin that saved himself is only a dark brown leather armor and a rough sturdy figure, the most obvious is the background board townspeople who are not even extras in the text, not to mention the appearance, the whole existence is a blurry figure. And the clumsy graffiti-like scene in the northeast corner of the town, which is not mentioned in the article, can also be explained.
What a willful and eccentric author, obviously the witches have so many pen and ink, and the dragons are crying. Wu Yu complained in his heart, but at the same time rejoiced, fortunately, this worldview was set up quite carefully. According to this logic, some of the novel worlds are really invisible, terrible areas.
And the last point, which is derived from the changes in the pomelo peel yesterday, is also the most important point.
Wu Yu couldn't help but seriously rub the furniture around him, feeling the real texture that was fed back to him. Confidently chanting, "Follow my will, turn into steel!" ------- nothing happened.
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Well, the existence of this world is a fixed reality for itself. And the ambiguity of this world may be condensed by some kind of behavior. You'll have to wait and test it yourself.
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Squeak~
When Wu Yu was still trying to conceive a powerful ability name for his new discovery, the culprit who made him faint for the second time~ Yuzu Pi pushed open the door, "Captain Iron Axe asked me to take you to familiarize yourself with the town and arrange your life. Don't get dizzy anymore. ”
"Benefactor, thank you so much for saving me back here, I remember it's Brother Yuzupi, don't worry, I'll help you get a haircut and chat to express my gratitude. Wu Yu's eyes lit up, and he leaned in front of the pomelo peel with a special dog-legged smile, and the blurred face that only condensed a mouth did not look terrible at all this time, but a little cute.
"Huh? you still take it seriously, no. Through the arm that had been solidified, you could see that the pomelo peel waved his hand a little embarrassedly. "I just casually said yesterday that the two of us are actually a few years old, and the last part of the road was carried back by Captain Iron Axe. Of course, if you force it, I can't help it. ”
I was a little embarrassed to be half-pushed, and to be precise, it was difficult to distinguish his facial expression just by these two lips. Wu Yu directly pulled his leather armor and pulled him to sit on the chair.
"You're seated, you're pretty accurate. I guessed correctly, I used to be a professional barber. At the same time, he is also a super expert in pinching his face, Wu Yu silently added in his heart.
Concentrate on the fuzzy head of the pomelo peel, and the scissors in his hand are actually cutting in the air at random, thinking that he has made up the appearance of a handsome Germanic guy for the grapefruit brain. Slightly tired, the vague phantom began to materialize rapidly this time.
With the shouting of pomelo peel, most of the depression in Wu Yu's heart that had been due to coming to a strange world suddenly dissipated.
It's a world of possibilities and familiar words that I love.