Chapter 016: It's All a Fart's Fault
"Get out of here!" Get out of here! Get out!" the shouts echoed in the valley, until at last only the word "Get out" remained in the stone's ears. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Why is she here?" the stone shook, and an angry red-clothed figure appeared in his mind.
Suddenly, the stone's eyes were full of horror, and his body seemed to stiffen, as if it had taken a lot of effort to turn his head.
"Division...... Sister!" Shi called out in a trembling voice, and as expected, it was Cheng Caihong who made the cheer, and she was raising her eyebrows at the moment, and she was angry.
"I counted to three. Cheng Caihong said coldly.
The stone startled a spirit, and the stiff body was instantly unsealed, shooting out like an arrow.
He was most afraid that the woman in red in front of him would count, because every time she counted, "two" would not appear, and sometimes even "one" was omitted, and he didn't know who taught her to count when she was a child, and she couldn't even count simple one, two, three.
"Three, senior sister, I'll help you count, you shouldn't be late this time!" Shi Shi said with a smile on his face, and before Cheng Caihong could start counting, he had already rushed in front of her.
"It's a pity!" Cheng Caihong said lightly.
"Huh?" was a surprise and a scream.
Stone heard only the sound of the wind whirring in his ears, and his feet lifted off the ground, and his body flew upside down, falling straight to the waterhole.
"Shi ......" Cheng Caihong showed a hint of panic on his face, but immediately returned to the same as before.
"Plop!" splashed, frightening the yin and yang fish in the water.
After the stone entered the water, I felt that the cold air in the air was gone, and the pool water was surprisingly warm, but it was not deep, so I had to keep treading water to avoid sinking into the water.
As for the palm he was caught off guard, although it seemed to be powerful, it didn't actually cause him any substantial damage, it seemed that Cheng Caihong had reservations.
"Senior sister, haven't you even started counting yet?" Shi Shi's face was full of grievances.
"I've already counted them in my heart. Cheng Caihong said.
"Count in your heart, don't you play like this!" exclaimed Stone in surprise and cried.
"I can count as much as I want, can you control it, if you have an opinion, you have to win first, and I'll talk about it. Cheng Caihong said quietly.
The stone opened his mouth wide, speechless, his heart was full of pain, and the grievances were all "crying", and his face was full of "tears".
Of course, this is mainly because there is a group of guys who have fallen into the well.
When the Yin Yang Fish just fell into the water, they were so frightened that they fled in all directions, and they all fled far away, after all, the movement was far greater than the previous stones combined.
But after there was still no danger, the yin and yang fish couldn't help their curiosity and swam back one by one.
They found the culprit that caused the violent turmoil in the waterhole, that is, the stone that suddenly fell into the water.
So they swarmed up, and all of them gathered around the stone, as if they were very interested in this big guy who suddenly entered the water, and from time to time a yin and yang fish would come forward and poke the body of the stone with a sharp snout.
"Go away. The stone waved his hand at the surface of the water, trying to dispel the pesky fish.
But instead of being able to successfully drive away, they were mistaken for a provocation, which aroused the competitive spirit of the yin and yang fish, so they began to spit water and fight back.
"Hey, I'll warn you enough!" the stone kept wiping the water stains from his face with his hands, but in vain, and as he spoke, several water "arrows" were shot into his mouth.
"Hey!" I'm not welcome if I do that again. The stone threatened.
But the threatening words did not work at all, and the yin and yang fish became more and more excited after seeing the embarrassed appearance of the stone, and the speed of spitting water like an "arrow" was so fast that it was difficult to distinguish with the naked eye, and of course it did not cause substantial damage to the stone.
But even so, Shi was bitter in his heart.
Not to mention being inexplicably shot down into the waterhole by Cheng Caihong, who appeared inexplicably, is now being teased by a group of daring fish, and the harder he moves the water, the more ferocious the attack of the yin and yang fish becomes.
"Playing in the water" with these strange fish, the stone refused in his heart, so he stepped on the water, swam to the nearest stone pillar, and then grabbed the edge of the stone pillar with both hands, and with a little force, the person jumped out of the water and landed steadily on the stone pillar.
"Come here!" Cheng Caihong said in a deep voice.
"Senior sister, calm down. The stone shirked, his face full of fear.
"Do you want me to count to three again?" Cheng Caihong asked.
The stone hesitated, thinking to himself that he had just climbed up, and that he was going to be knocked into the water again?
With this in mind, the stone straightened his waist and made a proud appearance that he would rather fall into the water on his own than be thrown into the water again.
"One!"
"No, no, no. Stone said hurriedly.
He jumped ashore a few times, and ran in front of Cheng Caihong, and his face was full of smiles, the little wind bones that he would rather die than just now were gone, and the contrast was even greater than the temperature difference between inside and outside the pool.
"You're happy, aren't you?" Cheng Caihong asked again.
"Yes, oh, no, no, no. Stone immediately suppressed his smile and shook his head like a rattle.
Suddenly, the stone noticed an unusual movement in the bamboo forest.
According to his experience, it is not something that ordinary small animals can cause, at least it has to be pigs, dogs and other slightly larger animals.
Shi's pupils shrank, and he saw clearly what was in the bamboo forest, and it was his two stupid and stupid senior brothers, Zhang Pang and Qian Duoduo.
"I see!" Shi Shi instantly realized when he saw the two senior brothers who hid their heads but did not hide their feet, and hid in the bamboo forest sneakily.
"I'm not fat, I'm not rich, you two stinky and shameless people, you dare to fuck me. The stone filled his chest with anger and jumped to his feet and scolded.
And Zhang Pang and Qian Duoduo, who were hiding in the bamboo forest, seemed to have heard of it, laughing secretly while gnawing on taro from nowhere, the raw kind.
"Porphyry, poof......"
"Oh shit, fuck it, why are you farting? It stinks so much that it doesn't make people eat well. Qian Duoduo covered his nose with one hand and hugged the taro with the other, and said with disgust on his face.
"I'm sorry, I didn't hold back, but if you don't eat it, give it to me. Zhang Pang said apologetically, and reached out to pick up the taro in Qian Duoduo's arms.
"Go, go, you want to be beautiful. Qian Duoduo slapped Zhang Fat's outstretched hand away with one palm, and then waved it in the air.
"Hey, I said it's not fat, can you see if we were discovered by Xiao San?"
"Impossible, we are so well hidden, how can we be discovered by Xiao San, besides, Xiao San is now caught raping, where can I have time to grab taro from us?" Zhang Pang waved his hand and said, continuing to nibble on his taro that was about the size of his head.
"But why do I seem to hear Xiao San scolding you?" Qian Duoduo wondered.
"You think too much, junior, you don't know yet, you definitely don't beep when you can do it, if he finds out that we betrayed him, he will already come up and beat people at this time. ”
"That's right, forget it, no matter what he does, it's important to eat the taro first, saying that this Baicao Peak is really a good place, the elixir is everywhere, even this ordinary taro can grow so big, and it's so sweet, it's amazing!" Qian Duoduo said in surprise, and then took a big bite to eat.
However, as Zhang Pang said, Shi had long wanted to rush over and beat people, but he was caught by Cheng Caihong, and no matter how he broke free, it was useless.
"Senior sister, you give me a blink of an eye, I have a serious matter to deal with first!" the stone pleaded.
"Blinked. Cheng Caihong blinked.
"Senior sister, my blink of an eye is just an adjective, meaning to give me a short time. Shi was stunned for a moment, and immediately said again.
"Isn't that short enough?" Cheng Caihong blinked again.
Stone smiled wryly, feeling stupid enough.
"Senior sister, let me tell you this, you just give me a sip of tea, but I suddenly felt sick to my stomach, so I vomited the tea, then rinsed my mouth, and then lit a stick of incense, which is enough. ”
"I'm not thirsty right now, and I light incense faster than the blink of an eye. ”
Shi Shi's eyes widened, he was speechless, and his eyes moved to the hiding place of Zhang Fat and Qian Duoduo in the bamboo forest, and his teeth itched with hatred.
"Look at me!" Cheng Caihong snorted softly.
"It's so beautiful, it's beautiful. Stone nodded.
"Say it again. ”
"Senior sister has a graceful posture and a peerless face, even the most beautiful fairy in the sky will be ashamed of herself when she sees it. ”
"Really?"
"Of course, my heart is absolutely true, and everything I say is said with my heart. The stone said with his right hand on his chest.
"Then tell me with your sincerity, who is better-looking, me or this sister in white?" Cheng Caihong pointed at Bai Xue.
The stone also turned his head to look at Bai Xue, and was instantly amazed.
I saw that Bai Xue was at a loss at the moment, and he looked completely unaware of what was happening in front of him, and that ignorant appearance, coupled with a pair of big flickering eyes, was extremely endearing, and it simply warmed the heart of the stone.
"Have you seen enough?" Cheng Caihong said coldly.
"Nope. Without thinking, the stone blurted out, and then his face looked frightened.
"You don't have to answer, I think I already know the answer. Cheng Caihong let go of the stone and said lightly.
Shi regained his freedom, but he didn't take revenge on his two senior brothers for the first time, but looked at Cheng Caihong blankly.
He seemed to understand something all at once, but he didn't seem to understand anything, he wanted to explain something, but he really didn't know how to speak.
"Senior sister, hello! I'm Bai Xue, a disciple of Baicao Peak, I don't know what your relationship with Senior Brother Shi is, and what the two people hiding in the bamboo forest are doing, but I think there must be some misunderstanding in the middle, so I need to solve this misunderstanding. Bai Xue stepped forward and bowed, and said softly.
"Are you a disciple of Uncle Xifeng of Baicao Peak?" Cheng Caihong said in surprise.
"Hmm!" Bai Xue bowed slightly.
"Stone, didn't you just say that there is something important to deal with, let's go, I'll give you a stick of incense time, if you dare to come back a little early, you will bear the consequences. Cheng Caihong said in a deep voice.
"Senior sister, I'm not in a hurry now, and besides, they won't be able to escape. The stone laughed, but was faintly worried.
Cheng Caihong didn't speak, but turned her eyes to the stone, and her willow eyebrows were horizontal.
"Phew, no fat, no money, you two stinky shameless, take your life. The stone shouted, pulled his legs, and went straight to the bamboo forest.
"Ahh
"What do you think? I can smell the stench from ten miles away. The stone smiled coldly and quickly ran up.
"Oh yes! I'm really not afraid of god-like opponents, I'm afraid of pig-like teammates, do you think you fart well?" Qian Duoduo threw the uneaten taro in his hand and smashed it to the ground.
"Hey, who are you smashing?"
"It's you who smashed, I'll run first, you let Xiao San beat him out of anger. ”
"Your sister's! Oh, junior, I'm not scolding you, all this was instigated by your second senior brother, and I already know it's wrong, so you will spare me this time. ”
"What's wrong with you?"
"I shouldn't have stolen taro, and I shouldn't have farted that. ”
(To be continued)