It's almost dusk... Zhanzhu Lake and Sea... Shimmering in the setting sun, the huge banquet castle on the lakeside is solemnly immersed in a fairytale atmosphere... Under the hard work of the smart brothers, and dozens of guards, housekeepers ... Everything seems to be in order and in an orderly manner ...

The ugly parrot stood majestically on the head of a statue in the distance, which was a fishing god and wore a huge ancient hat, so that Green stood very loosely on the brim of its hat, looking out at the banquet hall in the arrangement... Once luxurious, full of flowers... The guests who arrived first seemed to be talking about it...... Midori was excited, and then looked sideways at the huge sunset in the sky... The ugly bird took two majestic steps forward... Prepare a majestic lion's roar (in fact, it is a rooster crow, this ugly bird may have water in its brain) to announce the world......

Compared to Her Royal Highness the Roaring Princess, the ugly bird is more stupid and cute... Its ideal is to want to be a stupid martial artist (only a few days ago, because Emperor Jing scolded its master for being a martial artist, and the enemy cursed it, Lao Tzu wanted to support it, haha...)

Yesterday, the Jade Emperor went to the suspended council hall to plead guilty... The children's food he bought was brought back by the four sisters (the older three sisters stayed on the HKUST campus to attend the celebration). When the www.biquge.info of the Pen Fun Pavilion was distributing the food, Roaring Heaven got a hundred grams of Vanxing Secret Corn, "Ah! I'm going to die!" It said in his heart, the ugly bird's simple addition and subtraction still knows, thirteen yuan of food, the big cat actually accounted for 4.5 yuan (nine people!) "Lao Tzu is going to die!" The ugly bird yelled, and then began to bang its head against the wall, looking like a scoundrel seeking death and life... Then the ugly bird's gift was taken out, a bag of its favorite heavenly pistachios, although not as expensive as corn, but also expensive... Fourth sister Zhen Yao teased it, "Hey! That handsome guy who committed suicide, if you don't eat it, you'll spoil the big cat again..."... The ugly bird stopped hitting the wall, and without saying a word, came over and pecked the package open, and ate four or five grains angrily first... The mood is also suddenly brightened... Fly up to the bird's frame and sing majestically, making a lion's roar "clucking and hum...ming...... The four sisters and Roaring Heaven fully cooperated, and fainted...

Now, the great green green, facing all things in heaven and earth, has to adjust his breath again, and roars like a lion... At this moment, an even more cute voice sounded, "Father-in-law!" Father-in-law! There's something important to report below! …”… I've fainted to death a lot! The ugly bird actually calls himself "father-in-law" in front of his subordinates (does it want to start a family when it grows up!?). )… This is the rhythm of death! Doesn't it know what the so-called "father-in-law" is? (Nine thousand years old)...... Yes! It just doesn't know that the name is green and self-proclaimed (its planet, the profession of eunuch did not appear in ancient times). Originally, Brother Green was going to proclaim himself His Royal Highness the Second Prince, but the main prince (Yang Jian) did not call himself His Royal Highness, how good is this! So the ugly bird thought: "This big family of ten people, only two men, Lao Tzu is a smart handsome guy, should take responsibility, even another male bird (can also speak human language), in order to show that he is the male bird of the male birds, so he appointed himself as the "father-in-law" to show his boy's Kong Wu..."... It's really speechless to the north of the north......

The subordinate named Father-in-law Green is an even more outrageous robot scarab with a cartoonish appearance. I saw it move forward and report to the green father-in-law (who was awkward when he heard the name): "My subordinates have discovered a great secret..." Let's hear it," Lord Green asked with interest..."The subordinates dare not say, my lord!" Brother Golden Beetle seemed to be scared again, "Fart! Then what are you doing here?!, tell my father-in-law right away!!" Lulu is a real man, how can he be so sissy...

So the second scarab brother immediately pretended to attach his ear to tell Lulu what happened... After hearing this, Lulu looked up to the sky and laughed...... Cordially said to the second brother: "Brother! You're too wide... There are some things about human beings that we don't understand..."..."Hey! Yes! Yes! My father-in-law is wise, I used to see His Majesty doing this at home, but this time I actually moved to this seaside villa to do it... I'm not at ease, so I have to show my father-in-law..."The second brother replied. "Hahahaha... Don't that hollow... What if there is another little princess! Hahaha...... "...... The two of them were cute on the head of the solemn statue, talking and laughing......

So what did the scarab see when he fell to the bottom... It's funny. About an hour ago, the second scarab brother was ordered by their machine battalion commander to take a dozen low-level robot brothers to the roof of the villa to drive birds... The battalion commander, Lord Jane, said: "My father-in-law thinks that these birds will defecate on it... It's unsightly to look at from the air... Get rid of them all! Your Excellency Deputy Battalion Commander! ...", "Yes! Resolutely carry out the order! Sir! So the deputy battalion commander Erjian led a group of subordinates to drive the birds fiercely on the roof...

The tragedy is that this group of young master robots from the metropolis, they don't know what the birds are afraid of, and they can't hurt them according to the regulations (knowledge is too important, and it's not strange that they are of low level.) ）…… So he turned into a strange costume and pounced on hundreds of birds...... There was a guy who turned into an earthworm-like bug, but it was mercilessly swallowed by a cuckoo, and he turned into a smaller roundworm in embarrassment, and escaped from behind someone's butt... The deputy battalion commander, Brother Erjian, was angry... At this moment, a young bird that could just fly pecked its back, and it was not surprising that the deputy battalion leader turned himself into a moving corn cob, showing off his might here... The humiliated deputy battalion commander was angry, and it felt that the things that had changed were not as powerful as its own appearance, so it showed its original form, a big scarab half smaller than a young bird, and waved its fists, "Wow! Yikes! Yikes! Whoa...", screaming wildly, rushed towards the bird... The little bird seemed to be frightened (Er Jane admired the majesty of his true appearance in his heart), and mischievously dodged..."Huh!? Dare to tease this seat! Lao Tzu is going to drive you to the East Shen Ocean! ……”

In this way, the second Jane chased after the duel with the bird, and the bird played with the playful dodge and flew around... The bird flew to a window edge on the second floor, "Oh it! It's worth it! That is the luxurious bedroom of Zhang's father and Zheng's mother," Er Jian thought anxiously in her heart, so she shouted! (Compared to humans, mosquitoes call, too, how loud beetles can make, haha!) "I'm going to fight with you!" "Leap to the edge of the window... The bird flew away, but luckily did not urinate by the window...... But Erjian didn't leave, standing in the hidden place at the edge of the window, peeking into the house... Because it's strange to see just now, I still want to see it now... It's only been half a minute, and I feel that this pair of uncles and aunts are doing these things, it's very inexplicable, I don't know what to say, I snort softly, "Peep!" What a waste of time! "Spread your wings and fly away...

What did Xiao Erjian see! … It turned out that it saw the Jade Emperor and his wife doing husband and wife things in the bedroom......

What's going on here? In broad daylight! … In order to make things clear, time has to go back to more than twenty minutes ago... The Jade Emperor's family plus two cute pets landed from the sky to the ground... The retainer Zheng Yunchun quickly ran to him and reported, "Your Majesty! Diao Chan's family arrived early, waiting for you over there, saying that the palace is a trivial matter..."... The Jade Emperor's heart tightened, and he immediately regained his composure, and said heartily to Zheng Wenmeng, who was holding his arm: "Ah! Ha ha! That little dream, you see that the emperor is not easy to be a big official! Taking a vacation is all over the place. This, now listen to the leader's arrangement! You take a few of your younger daughters around, and the older ones don't care, let them go, okay! Hahahaha..."Zheng Wenmeng pretended to even claim that it was"... Yes, Your Majesty! …”… The Jade Emperor and Zheng Yunchun walked away quickly, and several little daughters grimaced behind his back, expressing disdain... (They know that Dad is afraid of the inside, and he is just pretending to be outside)

Only about 100 steps, the Jade Emperor walked in front of Diao Chan's family, affectionately hugged her daughter Luo Yingqiao, and kissed her little face warmly... Three-year-old Yingqiao giggled... Diao Chan looked at this man with autumn water, the first normal man she saw after she was rescued (when she was rescued, the five-hour journey from the mortal star to the edge of the sky, the first thing she saw was the immortal she saw in the earth temple, but now it is not a statue but a living person, and one by one the male and female immortals, constantly explaining to her kindly, the immortals are also changing... Then let her know step by step what the immortal would eventually become, and project a three-dimensional figure, the image of the Jade Emperor (he was not the Jade Emperor at that time), and told her that this immortal is called Director Zhang, who is responsible for his daily life (Director Zhang is the chief scientist of this project)... And so this great man was imprinted in his heart...... ）。

Here, the Jade Emperor asked Yun Chung to accompany Diao Chan's family, and he was going to the bathroom, and that Luo Fuchun was a complete sycophant, and immediately said flatteringly, Leader! I'll go with you... The Jade Emperor angrily walked alone to a bathroom not far away... Leave the poor Fuchu there to pity himself... Here, Diao Chan hugged her daughter and handed it to Fu Chung, and also walked to the bathroom...... (Zheng Wenmeng, who was playing with Zhenqi not far away, called a fork on his head with his heart, it was called Cunjin, "Cunjin, follow up to see what happened inside" The queen said, "It's an order!") As he replied, the inch turned into a small speck of dust and shot into the bathroom. Then Wen Meng played with his daughters as if nothing had happened... ）

In the bathroom, several of Diao Chan's released machine ears and eyes also reported to Diao Chan hiding in the women's bathroom: "Second Lieutenant Huo, there is no one outside fifty meters, even if there is someone now, we will take measures to prevent him from entering..."... The Jade Emperor finished his hands and washed in the hall... The beautiful and moving, horny Diao Chan, rushed out of the women's bathroom and hugged His Majesty the Emperor and kissed him wildly... The wise and martial Jade Emperor, the first sentence was actually "Save people!" Indecent! ”…… It's really tearless! … In just a moment, the Jade Emperor broke free from the entanglement... Escaped from the bathroom, thinking to himself, "Oops! This little Huo! It's been harassing me like this a dozen times! What is this for? My tigress! It's going to kill me! At the same time, while walking, he arranged his dress, looked sanctimonious and peaceful, and walked towards the crowd......

"Hahaha..."Not far away, Wang Daqing's family of four, Feng Chengcheng, Chen Xiaojian, also came, several families gathered together, standing, sitting, lively, surrounded by flowers... Luo Fuchun began to pat himself again, "His Majesty the leader's speech in the auditorium of the University of Science and Technology is too vivid, I, a person who teaches sports, understand eight, nine, ten points!" The Jade Emperor immediately replied, "Eighty-nine? It's 10 points in a moment!? Xiao Luo, do you want to say that you understand all the physical education lessons! Hahaha..."As she spoke, she picked up the cute little Yingqiao and teased her, "Qiaoqiao is so pitiful!" Dad Zhang has seen the physical education teacher teach art, it's miserable! "Hahahahaha... Everyone laughed, Diao Chan looked at Bai Ren with a peach blossom face in the crowd... Laughing softly, full of amorous ......

"Bairen! Come here," Wen Meng summoned her husband at the door of the villa... Bai Ren walked briskly towards her...... As soon as he entered the door, before he reached the second floor, Wen Meng's face became more and more ugly... Bai Ren felt it, but he was afraid of it. Don't dare to ask... Entering the bedroom, Wen Meng shook off Bai Ren, threw himself on the bed, and cried bitterly, "Woo woo woo woo... Hum! Woooooooooooo Bai Ren hurriedly stepped forward to comfort "Little dream!" What's wrong with this!? …”… Wen Meng turned over and turned his back, brought rain with pear blossoms, stared at the Jade Emperor with tearful eyes, and said to her husband resentfully, "Come and kiss me!" The Jade Emperor hurriedly stepped forward to kiss his beautiful wife and helped her... A long kiss... Xiaomeng's tongue is constantly searching for something in Bai Ren's mouth... Yes, what Wen Meng wants to search for is whether there are any traces of betrayal by the husband... Bai Ren also knows this... So he tried his best to cater to his beloved wife and show his loyalty... The kiss is over... Wen Meng shouted charmingly, "Play Tongxin for me!" I want to see you in the depths of your heart..."The Jade Emperor said warmly, "Little dream, it's all old husbands and wives, so there's no need for it...", "Hmm! I don't do it, you have a ghost in your heart! Wen Menghan was furious, "Okay! All right! It's up to you! Little good cat! Bai Ren agreed...... I'm done with the machia... I still can't see that my husband has a different heart... But Wen Meng is a woman, and she was an excellent woman when she was young... So she untied her clothes... Let Bai Ren come up... The Jade Emperor said shyly, "Mengmeng, isn't this okay? Stay for a while and greet the guests..."Mengmeng exhaled like an orchid, and replied affectionately, "You... Come or not! …”… I can't control it now... A true lion, the Jade Emperor... Pounce on it...... The majestic sailboat set sail...... The earth is rippling...... The blue waves are rippling............

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