Chapter 302: Secret (Happy New Year to all!)
After bandaging the old monk's injuries and putting the old monk aside, the sloppy Taoist priest lifted up the sofa and sat on it as if he was in his own home, looked at Liu Tianyu and said, "Stinky boy, you are a little ruthless." Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"
"Huh, he came to the door, and I wasn't allowed to fight back, did I? Looking at the sloppy Taoist priest's appearance, Liu Tianyu rolled his eyes and replied to him angrily, and then without waiting for the sloppy Taoist priest to speak, Liu Tianyu continued: "What are you doing here, could it be the same as the old monk's purpose, if that's the case, I advise you to turn around and leave obediently, the door is over there." ”
"Lao Dao, I don't owe the Wang family a favor like a monk, what does the Wang family and your affairs have to do with Lao Dao. ”
"Then what are you doing this time? Didn't the old monk say that you have something?"
"Ah, it's true that there are some troubles, but the old Taoist pinched his fingers on a whim and found that the monk had a bloody disaster, so didn't he hurry over. ”
"Pinch your fingers?" Liu Tianyu asked with a very skeptical emphasis.
"Pinch your fingers. The sloppy Taoist priest nodded solemnly.
"Yes, you have a little ability, you know that the old monk is in trouble by pinching your fingers, so you can pinch your fingers now and calculate whether you will be beaten today." ”
Originally, when Liu Tianyu said the first half of the sentence, the sloppy Taoist priest still had an unfathomable expression on his face, and he thought that Liu Tianyu was praising him for a while, but when he heard Liu Tianyu's second half of the sentence, the sloppy Taoist priest suddenly disappeared with an unfathomable expression on his face, and was replaced by horizontal eyebrows.
"What, I'm wrong? You said that you knew that the old monk was killed by pinching your fingers, and now I'll let you calculate whether you will be beaten up today, which shouldn't be a difficult thing for you. Ignoring the old Taoist priest's expression on his eyebrows, Liu Tianyu pouted and continued to tease the sloppy Taoist priest.
"Bastard!"
"Put away your set, believe it or not, I really beat you! Don't think that if we have a relationship, I will be polite to you, and tell you, I am very angry now. ”
"You... !”
"Okay, I said put away your set of intentions, otherwise, I guarantee that you will be as miserable as this old monk today. ”
"Well, you little bastard won. Seeing that Liu Tianyu was serious, the sloppy Taoist priest didn't talk to Liu Tianyu anymore, and said bluntly: "I was afraid that you and the old monk would lose head-on, so I hurried here, but I didn't expect to be a step too late." ”
"You're only here for that reason?"
"Of course, the old monk and I have a good relationship, and you are a disciple I recognize, so the conflict between the two of you is not what the old Taoist wants to see, so the old Taoist priest will rush over today. ”
"Stop, I'll become the disciple you recognize, I never promised to be your apprentice, okay, don't mess with your relatives. Hearing that the sloppy Taoist priest was talking about what apprentice master was talking about, Liu Tianyu hurriedly refuted, and after the rebuttal, he still asked again in a very skeptical tone: "Really not for the Wang family to be a lobbyist?"
"Nonsense, why should I be a lobbyist for the Wang family, although the Wang family is not small, but he still can't command the old way. ”
"Cheng, since it's not for the little rabbit cub of the Wang family, it's okay. Liu Tianyu waved his hand and was about to continue speaking, when he heard the old monk cough twice and woke up.
The old monk woke up, turned his head to look at Liu Tianyu, and opened his mouth to spit out two words: "Relic treasure!"
"What, what?" Because of the distance, and the vagueness of what the old monk said, Liu Tianyu didn't pay much attention, so he didn't hear what the old monk said, and looked at the old monk and then at the sloppy Taoist priest in confusion.
"He said the treasure!" The sloppy Taoist priest saw Liu Tianyu looking over, and replied to Liu Tianyu.
"What a treasure? ”
"What kind of garlic to pretend, what kind of treasure do you say, that is, you beat the monk into such a guy, if you don't have that thing, it should be you who is lying on the ground now, the old way is worried that you and the old monk pinched up and used that thing, so I hurriedly chased after it, otherwise I wouldn't have come at all today, don't worry, no one will rob your things, that thing is not something that anyone can use." The sloppy Taoist priest thought that Liu Tianyu was deliberately pretending to be crazy and stupid, and immediately despised Liu Tianyu with a gun and a stick on his head and face.
“··········” Liu Tianyu's expression is like this 'embarrassment' now, and it is capitalized.
Although I didn't understand what was going on with the strange treasure or the relic treasure, it was certain that the old monk and the sloppy Taoist priest had misunderstood something, but Liu Tianyu didn't plan to explain it to them, it was better for them to misunderstand, otherwise he would have a headache How to explain when the other party asked.
"Monk, let's plant it, how about this apprentice of mine? Seeing that Liu Tianyu didn't answer his words, the old Taoist priest turned around and slipped to the old monk, pointed at Liu Tianyu with his hand, and then talked to the old monk in a very unbeaten tone.
"I'm not your apprentice, I'm your apprentice. Hearing that the sloppy Taoist priest began to be nonsense again, Liu Tianyu couldn't help but interject.
"It's not yet, but I'm sure you're going to call me Master in the end. ”
"Dreaming!"
Seeing that Liu Tianyu and the sloppy Taoist priest began to fight again, the old monk tilted his head as if he was noisy and did not say anything more.
After a while, when Liu Tianyu and the sloppy Taoist priest were no longer arguing, the old monk turned his head to look at Liu Tianyu and said: "Lord Liu is a good source of blessing, the old monk is defeated, but the old monk still hopes that Lord Liu Shizhu will raise his noble hand and let go of the descendants of the Wang family." ”
It's all like this, and I still remember Wang Yuanzhong's little bastard, Liu Tianyu rolled his eyes and didn't answer the old monk, Wang Yuanzhong deserved it for his own capital crime, if he hadn't blocked himself later and started with the people around him, he wouldn't have bothered to take care of his two hundred and five, and now Wang Yuanzhong has made trouble himself, you come to the door and make a mess with me, and now I am still thinking about the easy result of this matter, how can there be such a cheap thing in the world.
"Old monk, I told you not to worry about this matter at the beginning, but you have to listen to it! Liu Tianyu didn't answer, and the sloppy Taoist priest also saw that Liu Tianyu didn't want to expose the matter like this, so he immediately opened his mouth to persuade the old monk.
"The old monk owes the Wang family a favor, the Wang family has a request, how can the old monk not be. ”
"Cut! It happened decades ago, and you didn't help the Wang family, if I want to say that you should pay it back, you have already paid it back, why ····· now"
"Hey, you two want to chat about the old troubles, and then we'll talk about it when you leave, and now that you're awake, old monk, let's talk about me first." ”
"What are you doing? I agreed for the old monk, he doesn't care about the Wang family's affairs, you can do whatever you want. ”
"Hey, the light fart of the lamp grass ash that I eat, the old monk came to me and fought with me, and now my family is caused by him like this, if you don't give me an explanation, you want to go over like this, I tell you, no way. ”
"Bastard boy, how do you speak, do you still understand how to respect the elderly, do you believe it or not, I will make you a deceitful teacher and destroy your ancestors. ”
"Then do you believe that I'm beating you up like him now?"
The two started arguing again while talking, and they didn't know what was going on, but now Liu Tianyu found that he and the sloppy Taoist priest seemed to be born to recoil, and they could choke up if they didn't say a word, and they remembered that they didn't do it when they met for the first time.
"Amitabha, Lord Liu, all the old monks who damaged today will be compensated according to the price, but it's just ·····" Before the old monk finished speaking, the sloppy Taoist priest interrupted the old monk's words with a slight frown, and did not let the old monk continue to say the following words.
The old monk doesn't want to give up the purpose of his second visit now, Liu Tianyu feels that the old monk is a little confused, and wonders if he should let the old monk rest forever to save him the trouble of coming to find himself or the people around him after he recovers from his injury, he has nothing to find himself, but I'm afraid that he and Wang Yuanzhong, the little bastard, will attack the people around him, in that case, it will be a little tricky, at the moment Liu Tianyu squinted his eyes and his eyes flashed a trace of murderous intent.
"Don't just do it, if you want to accompany it, it's not your turn to accompany you, this matter started because of the Wang family, and the fault is still on the Wang family's side, let the Wang family solve this matter by their own people, old monk, if you still insist on interfering in this matter, then don't blame the old Tao for intervening too!" The old monk lay down and didn't see the trace of murder in Liu Tianyu's eyes, but the sloppy Taoist priest saw it clearly, and the old monk had a friendship for decades, Liu Tianyu was his favored junior and wanted to receive the door, if these two really didn't die, the sloppy Taoist priest didn't know which side he should help, he didn't want to see the old monk and Liu Tianyu have something on that side, please at the moment when Liu Tianyu revealed the murderous intention, the old Taoist priest took this matter to himself and forced the old monk to stop.
"Amitabha, let's go! The old monk doesn't care. Perhaps hearing that the sloppy Taoist priest was going to intervene, the old monk and the sloppy Taoist priest looked at each other affectionately for a while, and finally defeated and promised that the sloppy Taoist priest would not interfere in this matter.
"Bastard, do you hear it, the old monk said that he is no longer meddling in this matter, and then I will inform the Wang family, and you can solve the matter between you yourself, and you can count the loss you have here on the head of the Wang family today, give the old man this face, how about it?"
Listening to the words of the sloppy Taoist, Liu Tianyu's face changed uncertainly, and finally nodded in recognition of what the sloppy Taoist said.
This is the world where he was born and raised for more than 20 years, and he can be unscrupulous in other worlds, even if it is bloody, he doesn't care, but after being born and grown up and living here for more than 20 years, Liu Tianyu really doesn't want to make anything happen here, he just wants to live a stable and carefree life here, and if he wants to do things, it is enough in other worlds.
"Okay, Lao Dao knows that your apprentice is not mistaken. ”
“········” Now Liu Tianyu is helpless, he doesn't have the mood or the extra strength to argue with the sloppy Taoist about the master's apprentice, let the sloppy Taoist say it at will, anyway, he didn't admit it.
Although it was said that the old monk was let go in the face of the sloppy Taoist, Liu Tianyu did not directly let the two leave, the old monk was fighting with him, the more crazy he became, the stronger he became, and the old monk later said that the strange treasure or the relic treasure or something Liu Tianyu wanted to understand, and immediately began to ask on the side.
The sloppy Taoist priest misunderstood that Liu Tianyu was a lonely ghost who had a chance but had no sect, so when Liu Tianyu asked about this, the sloppy Taoist priest was not surprised, and immediately gave Liu Tianyu a science popularization.
According to the sloppy Taoist priest's popular science, Liu Tianyu can be regarded as having some understanding of some things in the current world and knowing some secrets.
"So, the crazier he gets, the more powerful he gets, because of the treasure?" After listening to the sloppy Taoist priest's popular science, Liu Tianyu looked at the old monk and asked.
"That's right. The sloppy Taoist nodded.
Secretly said that there are still some good things that have been passed down from the nation that has been passed down for more than 5,000 years, Liu Tianyu smashed it and turned to look at the sloppy Taoist priest and asked: "Tut-tut, good things, how many treasures do you have?"
"What do you think is the treasure? The cabbage in the field?" Hearing Liu Tianyu's words, the sloppy Taoist priest was so hung that he was not choked to death by his own saliva, the relics and treasures, from the literal interpretation, as the name suggests, are the treasures left behind, since they are treasures, there must not be many of them, if that thing is everywhere, what kind of treasure can it be called?
"Poor, the old monks have it, but you don't, why are you so a failure. Liu Tianyu looked at the sloppy Taoist priest and thought that he had no treasure in his hand, and despised it at the moment.
"Fart, who said that the old way doesn't have it, the old way also has it. Despised by Liu Tianyu, the sloppy Taoist priest was unwilling.
"What is the function of your relics?" Liu Tianyu asked again.
"You want to know. ”
"Hmm. Liu Tianyu nodded.
"It's not difficult to want to know, now immediately kowtow to Lao Dao three times and then call a master, don't say ask what Lao Dao's relics are, even if Lao Dao will pass on the relics to you in the future, it's no problem. ”
"Phew! ”
"Wait, you don't need to kowtow, as long as you call the master, you don't have to wait for the future, now the old way will give you the treasure. Seeing Liu Tianyu's unhesitating refusal, the sloppy Taoist priest lowered his conditions again.
"No, you said it, even if you get it, it may not be able to be used, and if I get it, I can't use it, won't it give you a big advantage, and I never thought of finding a master for myself, so you save it." ”
"Hey, you little bastard, why don't you get oil and salt, let me tell you, the relics in the hands of the old Taoist are the same as the treasures in the hands of the monks, they are all inherited things, and they are guaranteed to be used when you get them in your hands, and not only that, as long as you recognize me as a master, there are many benefits." ”
"No, I don't. Liu Tianyu shook his head decisively, he was just curious about the so-called relics, speaking of the so-called relics or something, as long as he wanted to, what kind of things were not, and the Dongdong that he made out was not necessarily worse than the relics, and some were even much stronger than the relics.