Chapter 7: Drunkenness

Xu Tao sighed helplessly: "You think I don't want to, but you don't look at where I work now, this wolf was killed, should I carry it out, or throw it away?" Brought out and seen by others, and then make a small report, I estimate that the skin will be taken off, come back and farm like you, if you throw it away, it is better not to fight. ”

"Uh...... You're right," Xu Fan was stunned before reacting, the thing in front of him was a serious eight hundred official ape, usually hunting hares and slaughtering pheasants, which is fine, if it rises to the protected animals such as wild wolves, once it is reported, it will really have to shed its skin.

However, Xu Fan still couldn't help muttering in his heart, a child of the Orion family is still a good hunter, and he doesn't know which way to smoke, so he actually went to be an official ape, and he is especially from the Deep Forest Protection Bureau.

"If you don't want to catch wolves, why do you want to take more dogs into the mountains? Join in the fun? Xu Fei muttered quietly.

"You pig's head, I'll take the dog into the mountain more, that's to scare the wolf away directly," Xu Tao glared at him a little angrily.

"Oh, well, you win, let's hurry back and eat game," Xu Fei hurriedly put out the fire.

The four of them buried their heads and hurried out, there was some silence along the way, and after walking for a while, with Xu Fan's joke, the four of them talked and laughed again.

When I returned to the village, the sun had just set, and the red sunset was draped over the mountain forest, which was a little dizzying, and I was reluctant to walk away.

When I entered the village, I met a villager who was strolling around after dinner from time to time, greeted each other, and then boasted about their harvest, and then dispersed.

said that it stopped at Xu Fei's house, and the four of them worked together, killing rabbits and chickens, a busy meal, carrying a few boxes of bottles of wine, eating rabbit meat and biting chicken legs, and drinking in a big bowl.

Since the old people of Xu Fei's family are still in the county, there is no control, the four of them let go of their hands and feet, eat and drink well, and blow in the cowhide, which is indescribably chic and comfortable.

People eat and drink well, the four dogs also eat non-stop, the rabbit bone chicken shell gnawed is called fragrant, and occasionally lick the owner's door leaking wine, it is also indescribably comfortable.

People's feelings can increase the most at the wine table, and today these four dogs passed through the mountains and came back to "eat and drink" together, and it seems that they also have a dog friendship with each other.

The wine was drunk very late, and Chen Bing, who had the worst amount of alcohol, went directly to the ground, and the other three people drank about the same amount, a battle-hardened official ape, a cook who soaked in a wine vat, and a business ape who ran business every day to drink in the dark.

"I ...... Say...... Fanzi ...... Allow...... Not today...... Only...... At this point, I ...... I'll go back first," Xu Tao, who stood up staggeringly, stumbled while lifting the waist of his trousers, and walked out with a sway, followed by the wind that kept wagging his tail behind his buttocks.

"Wait...... Wait...... Me, I...... Also...... Go back, non-...... Zi, Ming ...... Tomorrow will follow ...... Continue to drink" Xu Fan, who is also not much better, is knotted at the root of his tongue when he speaks, stands up slowly, and walks out with staggering steps, followed by the sunspot who wagged his tail behind his buttocks.

"Good...... Yes, Ming'er will ...... again Go ahead and I'll hit ...... Call ....... ...... Chen Bing...... Looking for him .......to continue drinking, Xu Fei, who was sitting in the chair, waved his hand and said inarticulately, picked up the mobile phone on the table, and pressed it blindly, completely ignoring Chen Bing who was lying on the ground and his dog.

"Okay..... okay...... Other...... Drink too much...... Xu Fan, who came out of the door, raised his hand and waved his hand without looking back, and walked home, and after a few steps, Xu Fei's house rang a bell.

In the middle of the night in May, the temperature was a little low, the cold wind blew, and the alcohol continued to evaporate, Xu Fan, who had walked for a while, only had a slit left in his eyes, and he casually put his hand on the wall of the house on the side of the road, lowered his head, and vomited very simply.

I stood for a while, almost squinting, and continued to walk step by step, basically like those who are drunk, no matter how drunk they are, but the way home can always be found.

It took some effort, and he vomited again on the road, Xu Fan walked home, and he could still open the courtyard door and the door with the key, and he could close the door, touch the kitchen and drink saliva, and then climb upstairs with his hands and feet, and crawl into his room and fall asleep on the bed.

"Fanzi, Fanzi?" Zhang Cuifang, who heard the movement, walked in and called softly a few times, but Xu Fan, who had already slept like a pig, did not react at all.

Shaking her head, after Zhang Cuifang covered her son with the quilt, she went to sleep in her room lightly, and left a sentence softly when she left the door.

"This kid, drunk like this, I have to teach a good lesson tomorrow."

The next day, Xu Fan, who woke up with a head that was about to crack in pain, sat at the dining table, looking at the empty tabletop, and his ears were constantly ravaged by his mother's roar.

After making a series of promises to lose sovereignty, Xu Fan was able to escape his mother's saliva, floated out of the house with a black spot, and rushed to the mountains.

The watermelon with the most abundant amount of agar slurry in those acres has grown the size of an ordinary watermelon, and the rest of the watermelons grow at different speeds with different concentrations.

I started watering with the sunspots, and I drank some of the sunspots casually, and I was busy until noon, and I was basically done with my work, and one person and one dog swayed and went home in fear.

Mother's fire has already been fired, but there is an even more powerful fire yet.

Xu Fan thought about going to a friend's house at noon to avoid the limelight first, and then thought about it, this can't escape, scolding in the morning and scolding in the evening, his heart is horizontal, and he goes home to get the scolding.

I also secretly made up my mind in my heart that I would drink alcohol in the future, and after drinking a certain amount, I wouldn't drink if I couldn't drink it, and if I couldn't do it, I would cheat, anyway, I had a cheating weapon on my body.

This sharp weapon is nothing else, it is a jade pendant hanging on the chest, although the space inside is not large, it is no problem to hold a few people, and it is even more difficult to hold wine.

When he got home, Xu Fan was ready to be reprimanded, ate hard at the table, and sat on the chair waiting for the reprimand.

What he didn't expect was that after Xu Yishan finished eating himself, he glanced at him a little weirdly and asked, "What time did you come back last night, what happened to the watermelon in the field." ”

Isn't that right? Not in line with the old man's routine? Xu Fan was a little unsure, but he still replied honestly: "I'm coming back in the middle of the night, and the watermelons in the field will be almost ripe tomorrow." ”

Xu Yishan breathed a breath from his nose, mumbled, turned around and went out to work.

At this time, Xu Fan was completely stunned, and he couldn't figure out what's wrong with his old man, he was drunk before, and he couldn't be trained the next day, how calm was this time, something was wrong, something was wrong.

"What does the stinky boy think?" After Xu Yishan drove out of the hospital, Zhang Cuifang knocked on Xu Fan's head and asked, with a smug smile between her eyebrows.

"Mom! said that you would be knocked stupid, and you still knocked ......" Xu Fan raised his head in protest, and when he saw his mother like that, he blurted out in his heart: "Mom, doesn't the old man know that I was drunk last night." ”

"Even if you are smart, the old man slept like a pig when you came back, and I won't tell him about your mother," Zhang Cuifang said proudly.

"Mom, you're so nice," Xu Fan gave his mother a thumbs up.

"Giggles......" Zhang Cuifang smiled happily.

Without being trained as expected, Xu Fan slept very comfortably in the afternoon, and after waking up, he took the sunspot directly to the back mountain, running and stopping all the way until the top of the mountain, looked at the bayberry trees on the mountainside and the top of the mountain, the situation basically did not change, and then took the sunspot home.

Xu Fan was woken up by his mother early the next morning, and when he went downstairs, he saw two or three large watermelons lying on the ground, and his parents were holding a large piece of watermelon and gnawing there, and there was a slurred sound in his mouth.

Seeing that his parents were eating so energetically, Xu Fan, who had already tasted the taste of watermelon irrigated with agar syrup, naturally understood the reason, and went into the bathroom to freshen up with a smile.

"Fanzi, this watermelon is really delicious, much better than the home-grown ones in previous years," Zhang Cuifang sat on a stool and wiped the watermelon on the side of her mouth and praised Xu Fan.

"Not bad, delicious," Xu Yishan nodded and burst out of his mouth, but the face he worked hard to tense still didn't hide the joy and joy.

"I didn't lie to you," Xu Fanle asked, took a piece of watermelon in his hand, and took a bite of it, the rich melon aroma and the unique taste of watermelon exploded in his mouth in an instant, indescribably refreshing and sweet.

"Mm-hmm," Zhang Cuifang nodded vigorously.

Xu Yishan spewed out a breath from his nose, which was regarded as a response to Xu Fan's greetings.

"Dad, I'll borrow you seven seats today," Xu Fan asked after eating a few bites of watermelon.

"What do you want a car for?" Xu Yishan asked.

"What else can you do selling watermelon?" Xu Fan pointed to the watermelon on the ground.

"Selling watermelons, just open the three donkeys in the house, and open the seven," Xu Yishan vetoed.

Xu Fan scratched his head: "Dad, I'm going to send watermelons to the provincial capital, can three donkeys do it?" ”

Zhang Cuifang grabbed Xu Fan's arm and said: "Fanzi, don't mess around, drive to the provincial capital to sell, the money from this sale is only enough for the oil money back and forth, why do you pay for this, just listen to your father to go to the county seat to sell." ”

Patting his mother's hand, Xu Fan explained: "Dad, Mom, our watermelon, you have tasted it twice, it is much better than the previous one, and this melon is really pollution-free, additive-free, pure green, it is a waste to sell it in the county, only to get it to the city or provincial capital can reflect its value, and I have already contacted the buyers, the price is twice as high as the wholesale price in the city, and I don't know how many times the money earned by a car of watermelons is enough to run." ”

"It can really be sold so high, the buyer you contact won't be a lie," Zhang Cuifang was a little unconvinced.

"Mom, Dong Yizhu, you know, it's my fat roommate in college, this watermelon was ordered by his brother-in-law who is the head chef in the hotel, there is no lie to me, you can rest assured," Xu Fan hurriedly moved out of his roommate and friend to persuade his mother.

"It's his brother-in-law, then my mother is relieved, old man, what are you still doing, get the key for your son," Zhang Cuifang was relieved when she heard that she knew her, and glanced at her husband urging.