Chapter Eighty-Five: Snake Abuse

"You pig, no, you should be stupider than a pig, think about it with your head, okay?" Xu Fan glared at the dead party angrily.

"It's hard to see if you have anything else...... Damn, when did you kid learn to wilt so badly, but this idea is good, I like it," Dong Yizhu was said by him, some aftertaste, turned around and was almost crushed by the eyelids, and immediately understood the meaning of the dead friend, screamed, the whole person jumped off the bed, and said excitedly.

"Then can you get out of here now," Xu Fan saw that his dead friend understood, and gritted his teeth and said word by word.

"Okay, okay, you go on to sleep, I'll destroy this document first," Dong Yizhu said happily, twisting his fat ass and running away.

For him, this matter has been steadily surpassed, and if he can still play some new tricks, it will naturally be the best, so the interest immediately came up.

"Damn!" Xu Fan raised his middle finger at the fat body, then fell into the bed and continued to sleep back, but the situation was basically the same as yesterday, this drowsiness was lost, and no matter how he lay on the bed, it was useless.

After rolling in bed for about half an hour, Xu Fan finally gave up his intention to sleep lazy, and reluctantly got up from the bed to start his day.

I drove to the hill, but something was still wrong, and yesterday a centipede suddenly appeared inside, so that Kuroko did not meet him at the gate.

But today, the sunspot still didn't appear by the gate, and faintly there was the roar of the sunspot from the chicken coop, and the cooing of the black chicken, which was very similar to yesterday.

I'll go, won't I, will there be another centipede coming out today? Hearing the faint movement over there, Xu Fan couldn't help but guess in his heart.

Guessing so in his heart, the movements in his hands were not slow at all, he opened the door, walked over quickly with his lunch box, bypassed the warehouse, and looked over there, and the whole person couldn't help but be stunned.

At this time, in front of the gate of the chicken coop, a large water snake about one meter long and two fingers thick coiled on the grass, at the moment it was tilting its head, spitting snake letters, and was holding against the sunspot and the three small ones.

, what's the situation, yesterday it was a centipede, today it's a snake, what kind of rhythm is this, tomorrow there won't be a weasel or something.

Seeing the appearance of this snake, Xu Fan was a little confused, and he couldn't understand why reptiles had appeared frequently here in the past two days.

He didn't say that it would take some time, even if it took some time, he couldn't figure it out, and with his character, he also turned around in his mind, and then walked over quickly.

Although this water snake is not poisonous, it can't be allowed to be presumptuous here, and the chickens inside still have to come out to move.

However, Xu Fan didn't take a few steps, the sunspots and the three little ones here began to act, these four guys, it seems that after yesterday's cooperation, they are more proficient in today's cooperation.

A female black chicken took the lead in running directly opposite the water snake, spread a pair of wings, and put on an offensive stance, making an impatient sound from its mouth.

Its move successfully mocked the big water snake, this guy's round snake head, directly at it, and then pressed back, this is the snake's signature move, attacking and retreating.

This is the water snake seems to have forgotten, the chick in front of it has an accomplice, the sunspot reacts the fastest, the black shadow flashed, quietly jumped behind the water snake, stretched out its front feet, at the water snake's exposed tail, pressed down hard and pulled back, and then quickly retreated to the side.

This whole set of actions is like a little monkey who has done something bad and then dodged to the side, and the whole essence lies in that fast, accurate, and fierce.

The water snake instantly let out a hissing sound, and the entire snake body twisted backwards, but due to the sunspot just now, a large part of its coiled snake body was already exposed.

As soon as the water snake moved, the hen jumped forward after it, pecked at the snake's body, and after leaving a wound, it quickly retreated back.

Attacked from behind, the water snake turned the snake's head again, but it turned its head, and the other black chicken rushed over very bravely, pecked fiercely and retreated.

Then the remaining male black chicken, while the water snake was looking for the murderer, left a wound on its body again.

The four guys cooperated in this set, which can be described as flowing like a cloud, one after the other, without giving the water snake a chance to counterattack or defend.

The results of this battle are very good, the four guys know the truth of the pursuit of victory, and they still take turns to fight, and they don't give the big water snake a chance to breathe, you peck it, I pull it out, and soon the big water snake will be scarred.

Xu Fan saw that he hadn't taken a few steps, and these four guys had been fighting with the big water snake for several rounds in a row, and they had an absolute advantage, so he put aside his intention to make a move for the time being, and stood aside and threw them to continue.

The fate of this big water snake is almost the same as that of yesterday's centipede, and after a short period of effort, it was abused to death, and it was scarred and motionless on the grass.

Heizi was still not interested in the meat of some things, and when he saw Xu Fan coming, he immediately ran over and rubbed his head against Xu Fan's thigh.

The three little ones seemed to be very interested in snakes and centipedes, and after killing them, they pecked at the meat around the corpse and ate it with relish.

However, these three little ones were quickly attracted by another thing, and directly threw the corpse on the ground, and shouted towards Xu Fan, which was the meal brought by Xu Fan.

As soon as the water snake died, there were almost half-sized black chickens in the chicken coop, and some of them rushed out to find food, and a few of them were more daring, and they ran over and circled the corpse several times.

Then it is estimated that he was attracted by the smell of the corpse, and it was the same as the three small ones, holding the beak and pecking directly at the corpse.

After the three little ones finished their meal here, the corpse of the water snake here was also decomposed by this group of small black chickens, and all that was left was a snake skeleton.

Xu Fan didn't want the snake bone to stay on this mountain bag, so he took a dustpan and swept the snake bone inside, and then threw it directly into the river.

It is worth mentioning here that the river behind the chicken coop is now less crowded with fish on the bank, but the whole river is more lively than before, almost all day long fish continue to pass, as for the old turtle, it is still nesting in the water and grass pile on the shore as usual, it seems that it really intends to live for a long time.

What makes Xu Fan strange is that this old soft-shelled turtle nests on the shore every day, and he doesn't see it catching anything, but the head is getting bigger and bigger day by day, and now it is a full circle bigger than it was at the beginning.

"Hey, old guy, you're still crawling, why do I think, if you crawl like this every day, you will lose your mobility function in the future, so you have to move more," throwing the skeleton of the water snake into the water, Xu Fan casually quipped at the soft-shelled turtle that poked out its head.

The old turtle was naturally as usual, not caring about what Xu Fan was talking about, and still didn't care about himself crawling there.

"Okay, you, just keep crawling," Xu Fan smiled, then turned around and walked towards the chicken coop.

It's just that what he didn't know was that after he turned around and walked a few steps, the old turtle swam towards the place where the water snake skeleton was thrown, and then after a lot of effort, it slowly swam back again, but there was a small fish in its mouth.

After returning to the chicken coop, Xu Fan began to clean the work, and after being busy here, he went to the field to help, and then went up the mountain to take a turn, went home to eat, and stayed here in the afternoon.

Xu Fan had just gone up the mountain to cover the mountain, and before he started to cultivate, the mobile phone in his pocket rang, and when he took it out and saw that it was his mother's phone, he couldn't help muttering strangely in his heart.

I just came out of the house, why is my mother calling?

Answered the phone casually and said, "Mom, is there something wrong?"

"Son, come to your second uncle's house, the second uncle is now in a big rage and wants to break Xiao Lingzi's leg and drive her out of the house," Zhang Cuifang's anxious voice came from the other end of the phone, and at the same time, the second uncle's roar was also heard.

"You unfilial daughter, Lao Tzu doesn't have a daughter like you, get out, get out immediately, and don't enter my house again in the future......"

Listening to these two voices on the phone, Xu Fan was stunned, this is very wrong, the second uncle was still happily looking forward to his daughter's return last night, why did he make a fuss about driving his daughter out today.

"Mom, what's going on, okay, what is the second uncle going to drive Xiao Lingzi out for, yesterday he happily told me that Xiao Lingzi is back," Xu Fan asked his mother on the phone, and walked towards the foot of the mountain, ready to go back and see.

"You just come back first, this matter is not clear in a sentence or two," Zhang Cuifang hurriedly ordered on the other end of the phone.

"I'll kill you, you are unproductive, Lao Tzu doesn't have a daughter like you......" The second uncle's roar was still heard on the phone.

Then there was a very noisy sound, there were screams, there were crying, and vaguely the cry of a child was heard, anyway, it was a gibberish.

"Mom, Mom, has the uncle gone, if you don't go, you call the uncle over, the second uncle started a fire, and no one can pull it without the uncle," Hearing the movement over there, Xu Fan knew that the second uncle was on fire, and the voice was full of hiss.

"Hit, your uncle has already rushed here, hurry up, I'll hang up first," Zhang Cuifang said a few words quickly, and then hung up the phone.

When Xu Fan heard that he had already informed his uncle, he breathed a sigh of relief, then walked quickly to the gate, closed the door casually, and drove straight to the second uncle's house.

Before he arrived at his second uncle's house, he heard the noise over there, and there were a lot of people around, Xu Fan casually found a place to park the car, squeezed in from the crowd, and looked at it, okay, the people who should have come have already come, and the whole scene is very lively and chaotic.