0242 Zhang Guolao without a donkey
Tao Bao carried the door panel back to the street, and the pangolin saw that the sun was a little big, so he moved the door panel to her side a little intimately, remembering her previous words that did not match the preface, and said puzzled:
"Sister, didn't you say you wanted to eat tofu? Why don't you want it again? ”
Tao Bao looked around, heard passers-by talking about Tang Seng returning from the scriptures, and after listening to their conversation, he answered the question of the pangolin.
"I want tofu, but I don't want tofu made by ordinary people, I want tofu made by He Xiangu."
"He Xiangu? Who is she? The pangolin asked, puzzled.
Tao Bao didn't explain to him anymore, quickly stepped forward two steps to occupy a vacant seat, and beckoned him to come over: "Brother, come here and put down this door panel!" ”
"What is this for?" The pangolin walked up with the door panel on his shoulder, spread the door panel on the ground according to Tao Bao's wishes, and looked at her puzzled.
Tao Bao took out the remaining half of the donkey meat in the morning, and said: "It's not much use for us to eat this thing, use it in exchange for some money, lest you smash people every day, we are civilized demons, high-end and high-grade demons, we can't always do that kind of thing." ”
"Understood?" Tao Bao asked with a smile.
The pangolin squatted next to the door panel to help Tao Bao arrange the meat pieces, nodded and responded: "I know, sister, don't worry, for the sake of Brother Chengxian, he won't kill anyone, don't always mention it, your brother and I also know the stakes." ”
"Well, it's good that you know, okay, let's go find some dry firewood, and we'll roast donkey meat to sell!" Tao Bao commanded with an interesting smile.
The pangolin did not suspect him, and told Tao Bao not to run around and go out of the city to find dry firewood, he was not worried that his sister was alone, and soon came back with a large bundle of dry firewood.
Tao Bao picked up a few stones to build a small stove next to her, and then lit a fire to set firewood, while the pangolin helped her skewer donkey meat.
"Donkey meatDonkey meat, freshly baked roasted donkey meat, donkey meat that is so delicious that you swallow your tongue!"
"Not only can it rejuvenate and beathe skin, but also rejuvenate and rejuvenate, a string only costs one or two silver, cheap and affordable!"
The pangolin read the lines given by Tao Bao, which attracted many people to watch at first, but when he finished reading the last sentence, he found that the people who came over suddenly dispersed.
"Cut~, it smells very fragrant, and I want to buy two skewers to eat to relieve my cravings, but I didn't expect to ask for one or two silver skewers, you think it's dragon meat in the sky!"
"That's it, a string of silver or two, it's better to rob it than to sell it like this, and the money will come faster!"
Seeing that everyone was gone, the pangolin was indignant: "Hey, you people, if it weren't for my sister's generosity, I wouldn't want to sell a bunch of one or two, this is not an ordinary donkey, this is Zhang Guolao's spirit donkey mount, if you don't buy it, I'm not willing to sell it." ”
The person who was going to leave was said by him, and turned back, they had really heard of that old man, and that person's mount was really a donkey.
At that moment, some people were curious: "How could Zhang Guolao's spirit donkey be here with you?" That's a donkey, how did you get it as an ordinary person? ”
"The donkey himself came to the door to find death, and I stoned him to death!" The pangolin glared back.
He was telling the truth, but the man didn't believe it, and sneered: "You can blow it hard, sell a skewer and blow out the name of Zhang Guolao, and you are not afraid that Zhang Guolao will come to you for trouble." ”
After that, he waved his hand to the crowd and said: "The big guys are all scattered, they are all scattered, this is the two brothers and sisters who came to cheat money, just break the donkey meat and blow out Zhang Guolao, I will see it for the first time!" ”
"You are really begging for a beating, my pangolin never lies, saying that Zhang Guolao's donkey is his donkey, you say he came to trouble me? Then he would dare! As long as he dares to show up, see if I don't kill him! ”
The pangolin glared angrily at the person who spoke, his fists clenched, exuding a thick anger, the man was looked at by him like this, he only felt weak in his heart, did not dare to say more, cursed in a low voice "stinky donkey seller", turned around and was about to leave.
He did scold lightly, but the pangolin he was not a mortal, this voice was really heard, and suddenly anger surged upward, and he stepped forward to punch this person, but found that the corner of his clothes was grabbed.
Looking back, it's not his sister!
Tao Bao pulled the pangolin back, patted his arm soothingly, and beckoned him to bow his head. Seeing that something was wrong with his sister, the pangolin temporarily endured his anger and leaned down, "What's the matter?" ”
Tao Bao's little hand hanging beside him pinched the magic trick and set up a soundproof barrier, and then he leaned into the pangolin's ear and said, "Brother, there are people in the sky." ”
"Who is it?" The pangolin vaguely guessed, but was not sure.
"I said brother, don't be impulsive."
"Well, I'm not impulsive."
"It's Zhang Guolao, so the two of us can't be separated, he must hate him to death when he sees his donkey killed by the two of us, we will definitely not be able to kill him once we are separated, and he knows He Xiangu, brother, you must help me, I want to eat the tofu made by He Xiangu."
In order to complete the task, Tao Bao is also out of the way, what is coquettishness, as long as the task can be completed, shame or something can be rolled away!
The pangolin looked down at Tao Bao, who was full of anticipation, clenched his fists tightly, resisted the urge to kill the past, and nodded in response:
"Sister, don't worry, I will let you eat tofu first and then kill him."
With the pangolin's answer, Tao Bao was relieved and beckoned him to continue roasting donkey meat with him, ignoring the onlookers.
Anyway, she didn't really want to sell donkey meat, but she just came here to lure the snake out of the hole.
As time goes on, the fragrance of donkey meat is getting stronger and stronger, and then sprinkled with cumin and other spices, the taste is fragrant for ten miles.
There are many people around, just looking at the saliva and swallowing saliva, but they don't buy it, after all, a string of silver or two, who is willing to eat it.
Above the blue sky, a white cloud made a strange "grunt" saliva swallowing sound, followed by a low scolding.
"Bah, that's Lao Tzu's donkey, I can't think about it, I can't think about it, these two monsters are really hateful......"
At the same time, Tao Bao on the ground shouted loudly: "Sell donkey meat, donkey meat from Zhang Guo's hometown, fragrant and delicious donkey meat!" ”
The pangolin also shouted on the side: "I ate donkey meat that can rejuvenate and rejuvenate!" ”
The white clouds in the sky trembled, and Zhang Guolao, who was hiding in the clouds, felt that he couldn't bear it anymore, because these two demons were too sword-powered!
Tao Bao felt someone flying down from the sky and immediately touched the pangolin's arm to alert him.
The brother and sister looked at each other, nodded tacitly, and instantly rushed left and right towards Zhang Guolao, who had just landed.