It's no wonder that Xiao Pingtou shouted loudly, this "30,000 Miles" is too pitiful, and the time at the beginning and end of the film is almost twelve minutes long.

As a result, in these twelve minutes, it was two elves who looked similar, after chattering for a long time, and then the wind and clouds thundered, scaring each other, during which elves who only played soy sauce appeared, and finally the elves in white came, ending the battle that had not yet begun.

If it weren't for the fact that the head of the whiteboard was on the scene now, Xiao Pingtou would definitely scold, what bullshit.

Even the thick eyebrows and big eyes who are very interested in foreign myths were made to laugh and cry by this animated short story, and commented: "The production level of this animated short story is very average, I originally thought that if there were any highlights on the plot, I could add extra points, but the result was to tell the myths of various countries from a different angle, and I was also Spartan." ”

When the two-and-a-half-minute ending song of "Thirty Thousand Miles" of Youman Academy ended, the screen turned black, and the narrator's deep voice sounded again:

"Today is the story between Odin and Kaos, and there are all kinds of interesting stories waiting for you, so I'll talk about them next time, so stay tuned......"

As soon as the green light of the projector 'running' goes black, that's the real end.

"It's such a bad story, and I'll talk about it next time? Xiao Wang rolled his eyes.

is like movies such as "Pen Fairy Horror", whether on the Internet or in reality, TM is about to be hacked, but it can still make a sequel unremittingly, and the most important thing is that the more it is filmed, the worse it gets, it's just rotten out of the level and out of the style.

This kind of approach, which has no lower limit, makes you want to peel off the director's brain to take a good look at what is in his head. This kind of thinking of the masses is exactly what Xiao Wang thinks in his head, "30,000 Miles" is rotten like this, what else to look forward to, look forward to a ghost.

"The narration is good, and the opening and ending songs are very good, and I just want to say it after watching it. Could it be that Youman Academy used all the money to make tunes and invited voice actors?"

"Not only is the screenwriter clever in the plot, but also the character design, picture, and composition are extremely clever. ”

The word is neutral, it can be understood as a compliment, or it can be understood as a disparagement, depending on how to take it, adapted from Besbai's posthumous work "This Man Comes from Earth", or "Pi", "The Gate of Destiny". The most expensive of these movies, "Pi," is only $60,000, and the cheapest "Gate of Destiny" is less than $10,000.

With such a small cost, it is obvious that the director is very poor and does not have enough money, and everywhere these movies can make people feel strong creativity, they are full of sincerity, and you will really be impressed by the creativity of the film after watching it.

But after watching "30,000 Miles", I didn't feel full of sincerity. I just feel that the director and producer are fooling people's IQ.

The three elves look almost the same except for the different clothes they wear. So let's not talk about the characters, as for the background, before the green elf got angry, the scene of the clouds was like a still painting, and it didn't move at all.

"Score. In the end, it was on the whiteboard that stopped this wind of complaining.

The four began to record and score, and the final review was 30 qualified. 45 points for excellent animation, eligible for the display of the official new comics of the Federation of Literary and Art Circles, but because the whiteboard scoring is particularly strict, it is very good to be able to score 40 points in the Fog City Federation of Literary and Art Circles.

A few minutes later, the four finished scoring. The whiteboard first showed its own score of 10 points, and you should know that the total score of the whiteboard is 20 points.

[Reason for scoring:The fluency of the animation is medium and inferior,The character design、Background、The plot is not sincere at all.,Complete the whole story with dialogue.,The only highlight is the background of the story.] ]

The reasons for grading the whiteboard are always as simple and straightforward as ever.

Along with the whiteboard, the other three also gave their own ratings.

Thick eyebrows and big eyes: [4 points, reason for rating: I don't know what the plot wants to express at all.] ]

Xiao Pingtou: [5 points, reason for rating: The battle scene is like two kings calling each other, and in the end they didn't do anything, just screaming fiercely.] ]

Xiao Wang: [4 points, frequency reason: bad movies don't need a reason.] ]

Youman Academy's "30,000 Miles" finally scored 23 points, and there is still a long way to go before passing the final review.

The whiteboard crackled and tapped the report on the computer, and after a few minutes or so, he got up and turned it up, and the green light on the projector flashed.

"The second animated short story for the final review is "The Building Block House of Memories" by the Animation Department of Qinglan College. As the whiteboard fell, the review room fell silent.

But everyone knows that the production cycle of "Memory Building Block House" is only one week, what can you do in just one week, make an intro or an outro?

Especially Xiao Pingtou, his eyes are floating, of course, this emotion is not disdainful, but when he hears the name of "Memory of the Building Block House", he is small and fresh, and it can be seen from the performance just now that Xiao Pingtou likes to be passionate.

"The Building Block House of Memory" began with an ingenious guitar, accompanied by the clear acoustic guitar sound, the short film lineup appeared in front of everyone, and the first line of words appeared "adapted from Lu Shichen's short story of the same name." ”

Producer: Animation Production Department of Qinglan University

Director: Hayao Miyazaki

Executive assistant directors: Satoshi Kon, Katsuhiro Otomo, Mamoru Oshii

Screenwriter: Lu Shichen

Soundtrack: Lu Shichen

Such a lineup surprised the four people in the review room, and even the little flat head who lacked interest showed a look of doubt on his face.

Xiao Wang muttered: "Adapted from Lu Shichen's short story of the same name, the Lu Shichen he said should only be the same name and surname, not the Lu Shichen I know." ”

"The news is really backward, the famous pianist Principal Lu is a writer, "The Period of Arrogance" and "The Lady by the Lake" The two novels were written by him, although the original purpose of his writing was to interpret music, but the literary nature of his two novels is amazing, among which the arrogant period also won the Mao Dun Literature Award. Thick eyebrows and big eyes explained.

Xiao Pingtou also answered: "Sometimes things are often like this, what other authors can't do in their lifetime, and some people do it at random." ”

"Actually, I'm more curious, the screenwriter's soundtrack is all Lu Shichen. Thick eyebrows and big eyes said: "Qinglan Academy is really economical, and the soundtrack screenwriter and adaptation are all one person." ”

"The most important thing is whether it's good or not without a voice actor. "Little King.

Even the whiteboard shook his head slightly, even if he doesn't say that the production cycle of this work is only one week, just talking about his lineup, if all of them in "Thirty Thousand Miles" are not famous, then "The Building Block House of Memory" directly invites Lu Shichen! (To be continued......)