Stepping on the quiet moonlight, the fat man walked towards the deer farm. The moon shone on the snow, especially bright, and the fat man hummed a small tune, and his heart was even brighter: I wonder if anyone will kill a pig tomorrow?

Zhang Laohan and Da Li Laotou are on duty tonight, and they are alone for half a night. The fat man walked around the deer farm, and then went to sleep on the kang first, and drank a little too much wine.

slept until midnight, the fat man was woken up by the pickpocket, only to hear the big geese outside chirping, and the fat man hurriedly dressed.

It is said that the goose can not only lay eggs, but also be a good hand at taking care of the house, and it is good at screwing people with its mouth. If it's summer, screw it on your legs and twist a purple bump. It is often seen that the little baby is chased around by the big goose.

And at night is also vigilant, a little movement on the bark, so there is a "good goose Saylai dog" said.

"Damn, which second-rate son is here to make trouble again!" Zhang Laohan scolded, picked up the foreign cannon hanging behind the door and rushed out.

"Get out together." The fat man shouted and chased out the door with the old man Da Li.

Outside, the moon was big, the sight was very good, and the three of them turned around for most of the time, but they didn't see a figure.

"There's movement over there in the chicken coop!" The fat man's ears are more sharp, and the red tassel gun clenches in his hand and kills the chicken coop.

In front of the chicken coop, a rabbit-sized thing met the fat man in a narrow way, only to see its two front paws stand up, a pair of big eyes glanced at the fat man, and then put down its paws, and continued to wander out as if no one was around, unhurried, like scattering.

"Yellow skin!"

"Wong Tai Sin!"

"Weasel!"

The three of them spoke in unison, and although the name was slightly different, they all said the identity of the thing.

The fat man had only seen weasels in "Animal World", and today he finally saw a living thing. The little thing was slick and smooth, with dark yellow fur that shone in the moonlight, and was obviously very well nourished, very different from the refugees the fat man saw on television.

The most intolerable thing is this arrogance, the weasel gives the chicken a New Year's greeting, and he must not have any kind eyes. But this guy doesn't seem to be here to steal chickens, but to enjoy the light and go to the banquet, full of shelves.

"I'll stab you to death!" The fat man's temper also came up, and he raised his gun to stab.

"You can't stab it, Huang Tai Sin can't be provoked, it provokes Daxian, don't think about this chicken farm in the future." The foreign cannon in Zhang Laohan's hand had already hung down, and when he saw that the fat man was about to make a move, he hurriedly pricked the fire to dissuade him.

Old man Da Li was also mixed beside him: "Fatty, this yellow skin can't be beaten, this thing is stained with fairy energy." ”

The fat man suddenly remembered that the countryside admires shamans, and basically there are dancing gods in the village, although the backer is small, there is also the "fairy aunt" Aunt Li.

The source of the divine power of the great gods is said to be divided into two schools: the fox and the yellow immortals, that is, the fox and the yellow skin. So very few people provoke these two kinds of things.

"It's all habitual!" Seeing that the little weasel dared to pretend in front of him, the fat man roared angrily, and rushed up with an arrow, his gun falling in his hand.

The weasel twisted, deftly dodged, and then twisted his butt and fled quickly into the distance. The fat man was just about to chase after him, when he suddenly smelled a foul smell, almost spit out the pork he had eaten during the day, and hurriedly covered his nose.

"This guy really stinks!" The fat man saw that the weasel had disappeared and poked his gun on the ground in anger. Old Man Liu and Old Man Li were a little flustered, and looked at the fat man with an incredible look.

"Let's go to the chicken coop and have a look." The fat man asked Zhang Laohan to use a flashlight and went into the chicken coop, only to see a little hen on the ground, and blood was gushing from her neck.

"If you suffer a thousand knives, tell me to catch it and light a sky lantern for you." The fat man muttered, indignant in his heart. Lighting a sky lantern is a gadget invented by a local boy boy, such as catching a big-eyed thief (a small rat) or something, pouring gasoline on his body, and lighting it on fire.

The big-eyed thief dragged a line of fire and ran around, and was finally burned alive. The fat man used to think that this method was too poisonous, but today he really wanted to put this weasel in the sky lantern.

Zhang Laohan and Da Li looked at each other, both clasped their hands together, and hurriedly began to mutter: "Huang Daxian forgive your sins, the fat man doesn't know that your old man has arrived, how offended, I will send you a live chicken on time in the coming New Year......

When the fat man heard this, he simply went back to the house in anger and sat on the ground thinking about it. Soon I figured out two ways: one is to put a few geese in the chicken coop to act as guards.

Second, as the old saying goes, no matter how cunning the fox is, he can't fight the old hunter, so I'll go to the old hunter tomorrow and ask him to make some tricks - I hope Wang Sanpao won't believe it.

When he returned to the village the next day, before the fat man could go to find Wang Sanpao, Bigfoot came to the door: "Fatty, this sister-in-law's house is killing pigs, and you, Teacher Xiaoyu and Qiqi will go." ”

"Yay—" Kiki cheered.

The fat man should have been happy, but thinking about the weasel, he thought in his heart: Wang Sanpao must be going to kill the pig, I'm afraid he won't have time to put a trap.

Sending Bigfoot out of the house, she saw the little wild boars in the yard, and couldn't help asking: "Fatty, when are you going to kill pigs?" ”

"They can't be killed." Before the fat man could take the stubble, the little owner of the little wild boar shouted first. The little boar is named by Qiqi in its entirety: big flower, two flower, three flower......

The fat man thinks it's not bad, even if there are a thousand heads in the future, it can still be called "a thousand flowers", well, or "a thousand flowers". But as soon as he thought of this, the fat man was a little unhappy, and remembered the thousand dollars he owed.

On the same day, the fat man went to Bigfoot's sister-in-law's house to eat pork, Wang Sanpao was busy all day, did not spare time, and promised to set the fat man tomorrow.

When he returned to the chicken farm in the evening, the fat man had to implement the first defensive measure and sprinkled a few geese in the chicken coop.

The fat man's heart was not at the bottom, and he didn't even take off his clothes, and slept with his clothes. In the middle of the night, there was another commotion outside. The fat man swooped out of the house, snorted, and went straight to the chicken coop, and Zhang Laohan and Xiao Li, who was in charge of the shift tonight, also ran out with the leader.

Under the moon, there was a shocking scene: I saw dozens of yellow figures rushing out of the chicken coop, forming a gang and rushing towards the mountain, which reminded people of the bandits who occupied the mountain as the king and went down the mountain to rob.

"Wong Tai Sin can't be offended, his old man has come to take revenge." Zhang Laohan's legs trembled a little.

Old man Xiao Li was even less courageous, and his mother went into the house with a bang, for fear that the yellow skin would be obsessed.

The fat man rushed into the chicken coop, only to see a row of chicken carcasses on the ground, and when he counted them, there were as many as twelve. Although the geese faithfully performed their duties, they were too slow to move, and the yellow-skinned ones were invading in a big way, so they did not hesitate.

"The more you play, the more you get, if you don't give you a little bit of power, I really think I'm a bully!" The fat man was really angry and decided to fight with these Wong Tai Sin.