193. How to make trouble in the cave room

It's not that you can go to the church directly when you get to the man's house, and there are procedures to go by. Before picking up the woman, the man needs to put three liters of corn into a stone mortar, cover the wellhead with a mat, plug the window with three catties of flax, and finally put three arrows at the door of the new house. When the bride arrives at her mother-in-law's house, she must first bow to the stove to show that she is willing to take care of the housework. The man's relatives all went out through the side door and then re-entered through the main entrance, which was to follow the bride's footprints and get joyful.

There's nothing to say about these, whose daughter-in-law worships whose stove, it's a big deal to worship the wrong one. can't have an accident, the drama of the two families marrying the wrong bride is unlikely to appear, and our cute tonnage is there.

Learning from yesterday's experience, Wang Jue led people to build an auditorium outside the garden overnight, and the two families worshiped together, so as not to cause another incident. Li Jinjiang naturally stood on the side of the eldest grandson couple and the elders of the Li family, Wang Jue was originally standing in front of Huang Wen, but was later pulled to the middle by the cautious eldest grandson Wuji, and Huang Wen was facing only Li Ji and his wife.

The strange thing is that Li Ji didn't have anything to do with the eldest grandson Wuji, and he was dreaming of the Spring and Autumn Festival. Only worships them as husband and wife, which is exactly the door-to-door son-in-law model he wants.

Unlike Li Jinjiang, Huang Wen's life experience is not so satisfactory to Li Ji. Let's not pick this point, the main Huang family must be a bad relative to him, but fortunately, Wang Xiangong decided not to invite the Huang family. But Huang Wen went undercover and was knighted, such a major event will inevitably spread throughout the Tang Dynasty, although Huang Wen left quietly and did not tell where to go, but Li Ji was always afraid that the Huang family would come up one day.

Wang Xiangong said that the Huang family will not provoke their tongues to ask for benefits no matter how shameless they are, he is different, they are also serious in-laws. Although it was a bit unauthentic, Li Ji thought that it was better to strike first. The Huang family is just a local tyrant, and they want to find a way to give them some benefits to get them to a place where the news is blocked.

Everyone was waiting to worship the church, but Li Ji was calculating his in-laws in his heart, planning to rob other people's sons, which was really enough.

Don't mention the aftermath, hurry up and visit the church. Different from the modern husband and wife worship, according to the ancient rites, the woman bows first, the man returns the salute, and so on four times, and then worships the elders. The woman covers her face with a fan when she worships, and the man needs to compose a poem before the woman takes the fan, which is called a fan poem. Look at how troublesome it was to get married in ancient times, and those who can't compose poetry can't see their daughter-in-law's face.

After such a toss, the woman went back to the new house and waited, and the man began to feast. That's the point, we'll wait for this part for a day!

Wang Jue admired his foresight very much, not only the wasteland left and right of Nanshan Village, but also the land on the other side of the official road was full of seats, and there were really a lot of people here today. The Tang people did not have the hypocrisy of the later scholars, so they said that the eldest grandson Wuji also went to the white neighbor's house to attend the wedding banquet, so it was naturally a place to choose with the guests.

The faces of the few generals who were beaten didn't swell, but such a big event can't be just for the giver, they really licked their faces and came out today. Many scholars saw that several of them were together with Lilly, and immediately clenched their fists, if it weren't for today's happy event, several of them would have to be beaten again.

A few people have a good idea in their hearts, and they go to the Li clan to make up, you can't chase after them. Why did I go to the vicinity of the Li clan, all because Cheng Yanjin knew them well, and I don't remember when the old Cheng Yanke drank everyone down. They are good, they are all shameless, but the people of the Li clan trembled a little when they saw Cheng Yanjin holding the wine bowl.

"Oh, Brother Li, we haven't seen each other for a long time. Last time you were in such a hurry, I thought about drinking for three days in a row. Don't say anything, friendship is in the wine, let's go!" Lao Cheng finished grinning and shouted, looking up at a bowl of wine.

The few who often mess with him are also drunkards, and they are all self-cooked. The Li clan had just drunk with Cheng Yanjin, and Qin Qiong also came with a bowl, "I have lived in Nanshan for a while, and I am also familiar with your baby." The immature baby is about to get married, time flies so fast, come on, let's drink one. ”

The reason is very good, the words are full of emotion and emotion, this must be drunk. The Li clan put down the bowl, and when they saw Yu Chi Jingde coming over with the wine bowl, they collectively paused. It's the baby who got married, it's not them, a few generals poured the wrong person......

Civil officials also have their own small groups, such as Fang Du and the others, who boasted that they were close to Wang Jue, so they went to play with Wang Baojin. Naturally, the families also got together tacitly, let's quietly talk about some gossip and observe the behavior patterns of everyone present, so as to make some analysis. Of course, choosing a place must be far away from the Mo family, and when they enter the village, they see the little face of the Mo Yunban and don't know what they are thinking, no matter what, it will definitely not be a good thing.

Wang Xiangong was really willing to take a large number of glucose wine out to feast guests, thinking that it must have been sent by Dengzhou people when they heard the news. Although this wine is no longer in short supply, the price is not cheap, so let's have a good taste today.

When chatting elegantly, it is always interrupted by bursts of howls. The people on both sides glanced at the martial ruffians in the field with disdain, and pouted in disgust, it was really a bargain to be officials in the same dynasty with them. Looking at the way they took a sip of the wine bowl, they all felt sorry for the wine.

Wang Jue is the busiest, with so many guests, she, as a teacher, must take her disciples to entertain her everywhere. Looking at the groups of gangs, they completely want to see people and talk about people, and talk nonsense when they see ghosts. It's better to take anti-alcohol medicine in advance, otherwise the disciples will have to be defeated.

Li Chengqian had a bad premonition yesterday, and hurried to the eldest grandson Wuji while he was free, "Uncle, nephew respects you a bowl of wine." Don't worry, if my junior brother dares to bully my cousin, I will make him unhappy. "Hurry up and take a stand, we're on my cousin's side.

Yesterday, Meng Xiang made the eldest grandson Wuji earn enough face, and he was not so angry, seeing Li Chengqian like this, he drank a bowl of wine happily. Then he whispered: "Na Cheng, help me watch that kid in the future, and if there is a slight mistake, someone will quickly sue me." ”

"Naturally, naturally!" Li Chengqian avoided the hideous smiling face of the eldest grandson Wuji, and glanced sympathetically at Li Jinjiang, who was grinning and smirking in the distance, who was surrounded by wine, and the junior brother should ask for more blessings in the future.

Although there were many people attending the banquet, there was no chaos, which made Wang Jue, who was prepared for the worst, very happy. The masters and apprentices of the Hundred Schools School roughly circled the whole audience, which took two hours, and finally walked in the direction of the Di family under the reminder of Fang Yiai. Hearing that Di Renjie was also brought by them, Wang Jue was very curious.

In the end, the reception may be ignored or valued, seeing that Wang Jue finally walked to them, and had the posture of sitting down to talk, the Di family felt flattered. With Li Chengqian here, they hurried to bow first. Seeing that a rickety baby also learned the posture of the elders and wanted to worship, it was very cute, Wang Jue picked up the doll as soon as he could, "Is this Shu Xiaolang's cousin?"

Seeing that Wang Jue noticed his baby, Di Xiaoxu hurriedly sold it cryptically, "He knows that he is naughty all day long, and my old bones are about to be tossed and scattered by him." ”

Wang Jue's eyes flashed slightly, and Wu Zhao said on the side: "If you feel tired, I will help you take care of it for a few days." ”

The people present were collectively speechless, she took care of the little baby?! Di Renjie was made to cry many times by her in the past few days.

"A few days ago, my mother said that my eldest nephew was boring when he grew up, so she could help take care of one or two. If you want to take a break, just send your child for a few days. I heard from my disciples that this child is very intelligent, so it's better to teach something early. ”

Unexpectedly, Wu Zhao said jokingly, Wang Xiangong really agreed, which was definitely a big surprise for the Di family. Wu Zhao stretched out his hand and pinched Di Renjie's face, seeing that she was always hiding, how big a doll still wanted to fight with her!

Fang Yiai nodded in agreement, "Lang Jun, who grew up like us, is not as interesting as a little doll." I think that Brother Shu can also pass the guò exam, and he will take care of it when the time comes. "If someone diverts the attention of the junior sister like this, she shouldn't be able to find fault all the time.

Hehehe, listening to Fang Yiai's words, if you don't filter out part of the content, it's okay to find guilt.

Di Renjie dozed off and arched into Wang Jue's arms, in the end, he was a little sleepy at a young age, and this baby didn't know the painful life he was about to face in the future.

Everyone is a measured person, plus they have taken hangover medicine in advance, Li Jinjiang and Huang Wen have not been knocked down. The feast outside can continue, but the bridegroom does not miss the auspicious time. When they heard that they were going into the cave, many people laughed maliciously and waited for the cave to be disturbed.

Seeing a group of unashamed big men following them, Huang Wen and Li Jinjiang certainly knew what these people wanted to do. Before they could ask for mercy, a helper who surprised everyone spoke.

Fang Yiai: "My two junior brothers are shy, uncles give face, just make trouble at the door." ”

I'll go, hell, it's just, Fang Er has transformed again?!

Don't care what kind of sheep the second senior brother smoked, Huang Wen and Li Jinjiang hurriedly bowed to him gratefully when they heard this, and Huang Wenyan said: "The things outside will bother the second senior brother." The implication was to ask him to help watch it.

Fang Yiai's face was stern, and Mo Yun next to him said, "The two of us will help watch a house." ”

Emma, there are still many good people in this world, and the two grooms are naturally grateful.

People who want to see the excitement are a little embarrassed to be messed up like this, especially those who drink too much. Cheng Yanjin saw that everyone paused, and he shouted at Fang Yi's bereavement: "Fang Er, you are pretending to be smart, how can you participate in the wedding banquet and not let the cave room be made." ”

Fang Yiai stood on tiptoe and looked in the direction where Huang and Li left, and then showed a wicked smile, "They have martial arts, we can be found when we get close to the house." I have a new idea for a cave house, everyone come with me. ”

"Good boy, the old man is optimistic about you!" That's right, this is Fang Yiai, Qin Qiong nodded with satisfaction.

The ostentatious expressions froze on Fang Xuanling and Lu's faces, and while enduring not being able to spray his son on such a day, he also had to comfort himself that his son only needed to be reliable at a critical moment. The corners of Fang Yi's lips were slightly hooked, and he also wanted to go to the cave room.

Everyone was curious about what the new method was that Fang Yiai said, and those who were not ready to make a hole in the room also went with him. Wang Jue could think of what he had to do, and it was in vain that she thought that Fang Yiai had a new preference a few days ago, and her feelings were working hard for this day. Yes, the wedding banquet is quite smooth, let them play the rest, she can also follow to see the excitement......

Fang Yiai took everyone to Li Jinjiang's house, and he stopped at a distance from the cave house. There was nothing here except a bouquet of colorful flowers, and everyone waited in silence for the follow-up.

Hey, wait, there seems to be a faint voice coming from inside the colorful flowers?!

Everyone learned from Fang Yiai, walked over and sat down, and listened to the sound of a conversation between men and women in the flower. The sound was too quiet, and everyone tried not to make a noise as much as possible. There are also curious people, tiptoeing around the paper flower to check, and found that the cup-shaped place in the middle of the paper flower is mainly sounding, and there is a strange line behind the paper flower, and I can't see what material the line is.

Someone wanted to reach out and touch it, but was grabbed by Fang Yiai's arm, and Mo Yun shook his head wildly on the side. Oh, I guess this thing can't be moved. Everyone is not in a hurry to study, and will talk about it after listening to the excitement first.

In the wedding room, Li Jinjiang and eldest grandson Meng were drinking a glass of wine. In ancient times, a scoop was used to drink a cup of wine, and the man needed to pour the scoop over after drinking, taking the meaning of yin and yang, mainly to avoid being bullied by his daughter-in-law. In the same way, shoes cannot be stepped on by the daughter-in-law, and clothes cannot be pressed.

Seeing that Li Jinjiang had drunk all the wine, the eldest grandson Meng stared straight at the scoop. According to what the eldest brother taught, Lang Jun stepped on him when he entered the door, and now this scoop can't let it fall over. Li Jinjiang couldn't help but smile when he saw this, others may not know what Changsun Meng means, he is good at observing novels and has a quick brain response, he knows what to think when he sees her.

"Husbands and wives should be equal when they get along, and whoever obeys the other should be put together like this. It's getting late, so let's rest. Li Jinjiang got up with a red face and wanted to help Sun Meng stand up.

The eldest grandson Meng was already numb in his legs, and he didn't eat dinner, so he was a little dizzy from hunger. I wanted to stand up with the strength of Li Jinjiang's hand, but I didn't know that I rushed at him.

Li Jinjiang smashed the ground with a bang.

It's good, this time the clothes are also pressed.

Listening to the excitement outside, I was a little puzzled, what was the situation, how to save the step of 'knotting hair'. The conversation between Li Jinjiang and Changsun Meng came out of the paper flowers, which made a group of people dumbfounded.

"Lady, why did you fall down suddenly?"

"I ...... I didn't eat at night and was a little dizzy. ”

"Oops, it's mine, look what I've left you. ”

Li Jinjiang opened the wardrobe, and the eldest grandson Meng found that there were no clothes in the cabinet, but plates of delicacies. Li Jinjiang put a plate of dishes on the table, and said with annoyance: "I'm afraid that you will be hungry, I have already prepared it and put it away, blame me for drinking too much and forgetting it." ”

The eldest grandson Meng was moved with tears in his eyes, "It's still Lang Jun who is good to me, I had to give my mother a quick pastry to eat before I traveled." ”

Seeing that the eldest Sun Meng looked at the food and swallowed his saliva, Li Jinjiang hurriedly said: "You and I don't need to go outside, let's eat quickly." These are all made by our 100 recipes, you eat this, the name of this dish is good, it is called husband and wife lung slices. ”

"Mmmmmmmm "The eldest grandson Meng took the steamed bun and took a few bites and went down to half a dish.

Seeing this, Li Jinjiang hurriedly poured tea for her, "Take a sip of tea first, let's eat slowly." If you try this roast goose again, the sauce is very rare. ”

The eldest grandson Meng picked up the goose meat and ate it violently, Li Jinjiang introduced other dishes on his lips, and he was busy picking shrimp skin in his hands. Taking advantage of the intermittent time between the eldest grandson's mouths, the shrimp in her hand was sent into her mouth, and the husband and wife cooperated very tacitly.

The people sitting in the open space outside began to yawn one after another, and they were all going crazy with boredom. Everyone is complaining wildly in their hearts, showing their helplessness to each other with their eyes. It's been an hour since a meal, how much food has Li Jinjiang prepared, the eldest grandson Wuji's daughter has a bigger meal than our Langjun, no wonder he gave so many dowries.

Thinking that it would soon be an important link, everyone cheered up and prepared to wait. The eldest grandson Meng was very powerful, "Lang Jun, I'm full, let's go to the couch." ”

That's right, a group of big men are afraid to laugh out loud when they cover their mouths when they hear this.

Boom!!!

"Ouch, I fell again, the lady didn't hurt you, did she?"

The eldest grandson Meng covered his face shyly, "I fell on Lang Jun, how can anything happen, it's all because I can't stand up." It's you, I'm too heavy, didn't crush you, right?"

Li Jinjiang helped Changsun Meng up, "I have been on the battlefield, how can there be anything!" Come on, I'll help you up, let's sit down and rest." ”

"Lang Jun is so powerful! I have a husband like you, who is both civil and military, how lucky I am to be cute, I think all the daughters in the world will envy me. ”

"Not necessarily, there was a lady who hated me so much that she wrote to me almost every month to scold me. ”

When the eldest grandson Meng heard this, she changed the topic and said: "Lang Jun has been on the battlefield, have you ever thought of writing a novel with this theme?"

"Naturally, I've thought about it, I've thought about the content, listen to me tell you about ......"

The men outside are going crazy, why are they talking about the topic of fiction again. When it came to the novel, Li Jinjiang was out of control when he opened his mouth. Accompanied by the exclamation and praise of the eldest grandson Meng and the occasional little construction, the more the two talked, the more excited they became, but some people couldn't help it.

Cheng Biting Jin took the paper flower and shouted: "Li Jinjiang, you are crooked, haven't you finished chattering? Have you considered the mood of your uncles?!"

Li Jinjiang was suddenly interrupted, and he was also surprised. He looked in the direction from which the voice came from, and saw a colored paper flower by the window that he had not decorated. Looking over with a bad premonition, the paper flowers are really greasy.

Emma, everyone will know that something bad is going on after Cheng Biting Jin shouts! Fang Yiai took the lead in running, and Cheng Biting Jin also ran after reacting too hard. In the end, only Li Jinjiang's roar remained, "Fang Yiai, you are waiting for me!!"

After everyone ran out of Li Jinjiang's mansion, they wanted to go around to Huang Wen's old trick again, but they didn't expect that Fang Yiai couldn't find the paper flowers he had prepared. There are no paper flowers, but there is someone waiting there.

Liu Dabao touched his forehead embarrassedly, "Senior brother came to me after discovering the paper flower, and he knew that I did it with you......" The honest man was instigated to do bad things, and he was also approached by the party, this experience was the first time for Liu Dabao.

Well, weasels are more sophisticated, and they must be on guard now. There was no excitement to see, everyone looked at Cheng Yanjin reproachfully, why did he have such a big temper and such a cheap mouth. Of course, they all ignore the fact that they have also wanted to scold many times.

Cheng Yanjin felt very aggrieved, "The old man has decades of experience since the first time he made a hole in the cave room until now, and I believe that everyone is no less experienced than me." Let's just say those two people, have you ever seen something like that?"

The collective shook their heads wildly, really not!

Lao Cheng nodded in satisfaction, "Yes, it's not my fault. ”

Whose fault is that? The father and mother of the two children!!

There was no excitement to see, the men decided to continue to go out to drink, and this trouble came to dawn. During this period, the eldest grandson Wuji was very puzzled, some people were afraid that we would attack him, and when they saw us on weekdays, they were either running or being as well-behaved as cats, how could they dare to look at us frequently today!