Chapter 1 – Delicious Soft Rice
"Zhai Nan, are you all right?"
A sweet woman's voice suddenly came into Zhai Nan's ears, but this voice, which should have been very pleasant, was a little anxious and dissatisfied. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
Zhai Nanhu looked around suspiciously, he still remembered that last second, he was still watching the meteor shower. Can ...... now He was sitting in a bathroom.
What's going on? What is this place? How did I end up here?
Just when countless questions came out of Zhai Nan's heart, a voice suddenly sounded in his ears, "The host and the body have been fused, and the memory has begun to fuse......"
Suddenly, Zhai Nan only felt a splitting headache, as if a big hand had been forced into his brain and began to stir wildly.
A memory that didn't belong to him instantly invaded his mind.
In this memory, Zhai Nan is a waste who eats and waits for death. Fortunately, my father also has a small company, and he has no worries about food and clothing since he was a child. However, his parents died unexpectedly when he was a freshman. And his father's company was also hollowed out by his uncle. I spent four years of college on the compensation of my parents. After graduating from college, the compensation money was almost spent.
After fusing this memory, Zhai Nan also discovered that this world was not his original world.
Everything here has been distorted, and in addition to the historical facts of the change of dynasties, most of the cultural works have been revised, especially in the modern entertainment industry.
There are no masters such as Jin Yong, Gu Long, and Wesley, nor singers such as Jacky Cheung, Eason Chan, and Jay Chou, nor actor Chow Yun-fat, Andy Lau, and Stephen Chow.
The entertainment industry is also extremely scarce, and it is still at the level of 2000 in the previous life, and it is even inferior in some aspects. Although in this world, there are not as many big names as in the previous life, but it does not hinder the growth of this world.
In this world, there are the writer Zhang Fang, the singer Chen Xiao, and the actress Han Xia, that is, Zhai Nan's wife.
Through!
This familiar word suddenly appeared in Zhai Nan's mind, and it couldn't be dispersed for a long time.
At this moment, the prompt sound sounded again, "The memory fusion is complete, and the super popular system starts to start......"
"Drip, Drip, Drip!Warning: The host is not strong enough and the system fails to activate!"
"Note: If the host's aura reaches 1 million, you can activate the super popularity system!"
Before Zhai Nan could react, a transparent light curtain appeared in front of his eyes. In this light curtain, Zhai Nan could only see a red lock, and a line of small words underneath, "Note: When the host's qi value reaches one million, you can activate the super popular system!"
What the hell is this? How did it come out? How do you get it back!
A series of questions appeared in Zhai Nan's mind, and at the same time that Zhai Nan thought of these questions, the voice came again, "Call the 'system' to open the super popular system operation interface." Call 'Recall' to retract the user interface of the super popular system. ”
Zhai Nan looked like he had seen a ghost, and tried to say, "Take it back!"
I saw the light curtain in front of me, and it disappeared in an instant.
At the same time, the door of the bathroom opened, and a man in a suit with glasses stood in front of Zhai Nan. He looked at Zhai Nan sitting on the ground, and suddenly showed a disgusted expression, and said, "Mr. Zhai Nan, even if you want to regret it now, it's too late, you have already signed the agreement." As he spoke, he also showed a dozen pieces of information about the thickness of the bricks.
Zhai Nan was stunned for a moment, rubbed his temples, and began to recall.
After the ontology spent the compensation, Han Xia, the world's superstar, came to the door and wanted to marry Zhai Nan, and was willing to pay Zhai Nan 100,000 yuan per month for living expenses.
At the beginning, the body and Han Xia were two little guesses, childhood sweethearts, and they set up a baby kiss since they were children. But later, Han Xia's family moved to the magic capital, and the two families broke off contact. Until recently, I didn't know what Han Xia was crazy about, and he actually wanted to fulfill the promise made more than ten years ago.
For the poor ontology, this is simply a windfall, and I agreed without even thinking about it. This prenuptial agreement, which is more than 600 pages, was also signed at that time.
As for the content itself, I didn't even read it, so I signed it directly. However, this consequence is to be borne by the current Zhai Nan.
The man in the suit in front of him was a lawyer found by Han Xia. The surname is Wang, the name is Yong, and the word is bastard. This prenuptial agreement, which is about as thick as a brick, is from the hands of this bastard.
You want me to eat soft rice?
What exactly is this rhythm?
After crossing, aren't they all crazy and cool?
Just when Zhai Nan was secretly slandering, Lawyer Wang patted the prenuptial agreement in his hand and said, "Mr. Zhai Nan, are you still ready to continue to rest?"
Zhai Nan looked at this bastard lawyer, and he was also helpless in his heart. Although he was not a big man in his previous life, he was not a waste who lived by eating soft rice.
And for eating soft rice, Zhai Nan is also very resistant psychologically. But look at the prenuptial agreement in Lawyer Wang's hand, not to mention the compensation for those lives after the breach of contract. Even if this bastard is filmed with a dozen agreements, it is enough for Zhai Nan to bear.
Zhai Nan stood up with a dissatisfied face, but just as he stood up, the mobile phone in his pocket actually fell. The headphone plug plug plugged into the phone immediately fell off.
"Uh-huh...... Ya Butterfly!"
A fiery gasp suddenly came from the phone. On the mobile phone screen, two naked men and women are entangled together, the man is breathing heavily, and the woman is panting again and again, and the scene is extremely hot.
Unlike the hot scene in the mobile phone, the bathroom is extremely embarrassing, and the atmosphere plummets to the freezing point.
Lawyer Wang looked at his phone and then at Zhai Nan.
Zhai Nan looked at Lawyer Wang and then at his phone.
Lawyer Wang looked disdainful, chuckled, and said, "Mr. Zhai is good!"
Damn, what's going on! How can I be elegant? Except for the Ya Butterfly, where is Ya?
What kind of fetish is this body?,Look at it in the bathroom of the Civil Affairs Bureau***! This is going to get married.,And open a manual file!
Is there a prenuptial agreement where you can't roll the sheets?
This bastard lawyer!
Zhai Nan hurriedly picked up the mobile phone and said embarrassedly: "I just watched the news on my mobile phone, but I didn't expect such a video to pop up, maybe it's a virus." As he spoke, he clicked the phone's return button.
The hot sound stopped abruptly, and the screen disappeared, replaced by 'My Folder'.
Seeing this, Lawyer Wang snorted twice and walked out of the bathroom. And Zhai Nan was flushed and embarrassed. Hurriedly put away his mobile phone and walked out.
I saw a woman standing outside the bathroom. She wore a pink tracksuit, a tulle scarf with white flowers on a red background, and an exaggerated pair of toad glasses that obscured her delicate face.
But no matter how much she hides it, she can't hide her excellent figure. With a height of more than one meter and seven meters, legs more than one meter long, and almost perfect nine-headed body proportions. Loose sportswear can hardly hide the majesty of her chest. The soft-fitting cotton fabric outlines the perfect curve of the hips.
The best, the absolute best! And this best, it's still my wife!
Suddenly, Zhai Nan felt that this bowl of soft rice didn't seem to be so unpalatable.