Chapter 82: Start Becoming a Divine Stick Today

Liu Tianyu opened his mouth and replied: "Of course it matters, maybe you don't believe it when I say it, in fact..." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info" When Liu Tianyu said this, Liu Tianyu stopped and sold the guanzi, and the anxious Zhou Ruolan was coquettish on the side, urging again and again: "But what, you said it!"

"Well, actually, I know a little bit about Qimen. Liu Tianyu looked at Zhou Ruolan seriously and said.

"Giggles, giggles, are you trying to say that you know the whereabouts of that person, but you actually calculated it? Zhou Ruolan smiled after hearing Liu Tianyu's words, and after laughing, she reached out and nodded Liu Tianyu's forehead and continued: "Don't make trouble, tell my sister quickly, really, I'm serious with you, why are you so out of tune." ”

"What I just said is the truth, and if you don't believe me, I can't do anything. Liu Tianyu spread his hands and made an innocent statement, and then continued to speak: "Just like when you caught someone in that place just now, I recognized you as Sister Lan Lan by calculation." ”

"Really, aren't you kidding my sister?" Seeing Liu Tianyu's expression, Zhou Ruolan stared at him with some disbelief and said.

"Really. Liu Tianyu nodded heavily.

"Okay, you said that you know how to calculate the number of Qimen, so prove it to me. Zhou Ruolan can't figure out whether what Liu Tianyu said is true or false now, believe what he said, Zhou Ruolan feels a little ridiculous, but if you don't believe it, you really can't explain how Liu Tianyu knows the whereabouts of that person.

"Sister, it's already past nine o'clock in the evening, almost ten o'clock in the evening, can you talk about it tomorrow? And even if you let me prove it, you can get a question, and there are still test papers for other people's exams." Liu Tianyu rolled his eyes and complained to Zhou Ruolan.

"Okay, I've heard that a feng shui master can set up a formation or something, and the formation that is laid out is completely contrary to common sense, so you can set up a formation for me to prove it. Zhou Ruolan lowered her head and thought for a while, and gave Liu Tianyu the exam questions.

"Sister, what I just said is that I only know a little bit of Qimen techniques, and I don't know how to look at feng shui formation methods at all. Hearing Zhou Ruolan's question, Liu Tianyu was a little painful, he said that he knew a little bit of Qimen magic or was stained with the light of "Book of Heaven", where would he know other mysterious methods, in order to avoid Zhou Ruolan from coming up with some strange topics, he hurriedly explained to the other party: "I will only speculate about his past and future based on people's names and birthdays, and I will not know other Xuanmen methods at all." ”

"In other words, you are actually similar to a fortune-telling stick set up under the overpass?" Zhou Ruolan continued after listening to Liu Tianyu's words.

"What do you mean that I am similar to those fortune tellers, most of those fortune tellers rely on words and emotions to coax, I am the real thing. In order to prove that he was not one of those straw bales who had no name in vain, Liu Tianyu reached out and took out the "Book of Heaven" from under the pillow, and then opened the Book of Heaven and began to check what Zhou Ruolan had done today.

"What are you looking at?" Seeing Liu Tianyu's actions, Zhou Ruolan stretched her neck and leaned over.

Liu Tianyu didn't know if Zhou Ruolan could see the content displayed in "Book from Heaven", in order to avoid wasting saliva and explaining to her for a while, Liu Tianyu measured his body and prepared to block Zhou Ruolan's sight.

"What, there's nothing up there! You're pretending to be like those sticks. Liu Tianyu's movements were a step slower, and Zhou Ruolan had already seen everything when he turned sideways, but what she said made Liu Tianyu stunned.

She couldn't see the contents of the Book from Heaven. Liu Tianyu glanced down at the "Book of Heaven" with dense handwriting, turned his head to look at Zhou Ruolan again, and muttered secretly in his heart.

"What are you looking at, what are you doing now!" At this time, Zhou Ruolan on the side was dissatisfied, and frowned and said to Liu Tianyu.

"It's okay, didn't you ask me to prove it, then I'll prove it to you. Knowing that Zhou Ruolan couldn't see the handwriting on the "Book of Heaven", Liu Tianyu no longer concealed it, and generously held the "Book of Heaven" to Zhou Ruolan, and then looked at her and said, "You went out this morning and were lucky to pick up five yuan, and ate a bowl of cold skin and an apple at noon, and the eldest aunt in the afternoon suddenly came, and you borrowed an aunt's towel from a colleague..."

"You're going to die!" At the beginning, Zhou Ruolan was still surprised, what Liu Tianyu said was indeed what she experienced today, but when she heard what Liu Tianyu said later, her pretty face suddenly turned red with shame, this kind of secret thing came out of the mouth of a boy in his twenties, even if this boy was his close brother, Zhou Ruolan also felt ashamed.

"Oh yes, stop, you're the one who made me prove it. Liu Tianyu dodged Zhou Ruolan's fist while shouting not to be outdone.

"I'll let you prove it, and you will use this proof? Also, you said that these can't prove that you can calculate at all, say, are you following me?" At this time, Zhou Ruolan was extremely ashamed, even if she knew in her heart that Liu Tianyu was likely to calculate divination as he said, but he had just revealed his privacy, and he could let him go so easily, Zhou Ruolan saw the opportunity to arrest Liu Tianyu, and then smashed his body like a raindrop.

"You woman will never marry in the future. After being cleaned up again, Liu Tianyu distanced himself from Zhou Ruolan immediately after she stopped.

To be honest, Liu Tianyu didn't want to stimulate Zhou Ruolan carefully, but Zhou Ruolan had a dull day today, and all she could say was these things.

"You didn't follow me today?" Looking at Liu Tianyu, who was far away from him, Zhou Ruolan still felt a little ashamed in her heart at this time, but in order to avoid embarrassment, Zhou Ruolan pretended to be calm and raised willow eyebrows and asked Liu Tianyu.

"Of course not, how can I have that kung fu, if you still don't believe it, that's okay, you say come out alone, I'll help you calculate what happened to her today, this should be okay." Liu Tianyu patted the "Book from Heaven" on his hand, looked at Zhou Ruolan and replied.

"Bai Xuemei, can you calculate what she did today?" Zhou Ruolan felt that Liu Tianyu's proposal was good, so she said a name, and after saying the name, she didn't forget to threaten Liu Tianyu: "If you can't calculate accurately, then it means that you are following me today, and you will be dead by then, stinky boy." ”

"Birthday, I said that a person needs a name and a birthday. "Liu Tianyu doesn't care about Zhou Ruolan's threat at all, "Book from Heaven" will never go wrong, so it is impossible for him to die or die.

"Wait for me to ask. Zhou Ruolan really didn't know about people's birthdays, so she had to call the other party to ask.

After a phone call, Zhou Ruolan told Liu Tianyu about the other party's birthday, and then waited for the result with her hands on the side.

In order to make Zhou Ruolan believe, Liu Tianyu deliberately performed, pretending to close his eyes and toss for a while, and then opened his eyes and opened the book of heaven.

"Say, what did you calculate?" Seeing Liu Tianyu open his eyes, Zhou Ruolan couldn't help but ask on the side.

"Bai Xuemei, it turns out that she is the policewoman who came to our house that day. Without answering Zhou Ruolan's words, Liu Tianyu seemed to say something to himself.

"Getting to the point. Seeing that Liu Tianyu was suspected of deliberately adjusting his appetite, Zhou Ruolan was a little impatient.

"What's the hurry!" Liu Tianyu angrily scolded Zhou Ruolan, and then said slowly before Zhou Ruolan was about to go crazy: "Say, you want to know what happened to her today?"

"After work. Zhou Ruolan just finished speaking, and then immediately changed her words: "No, you weren't with me during that time, what if you stalk someone, you still tell me what she has done since I came back and now, we have been together during this time." ”

"Yes! Yes!" Liu Tianyu was also drunk on Zhou Ruolan's statement, and he didn't know in advance that the person Zhou Ruolan was going to calculate was the policewoman, but he still gladly responded to Zhou Ruolan's request, and immediately glanced down at the information recorded in the "Book of Heaven", and then replied: " Twenty minutes ago, she went downstairs to eat a bowl of spicy noodles, and when she came back, she accidentally slipped in the shower, but because of her agility, she was only in danger, and after taking a shower, she watched TV for a while, and she was watching Mango Channel's brain-dead drama when you called her. Liu Tianyu stopped after saying this, then looked at Zhou Ruolan and said, "You can call now to verify." ”

"Needless to say, I'll do the same. After Zhou Ruolan glanced at Liu Tianyu, she picked up her mobile phone and started dialing.

After the phone was connected, Zhou Ruolan asked what she had just learned from Liu Tianyu, and heard the other party scream again and again, Liu Tianyu could hear the other party asking Zhou Ruolan on the phone from afar.

After confirming the authenticity of what Liu Tianyu said, Zhou Ruolan hung up the phone after a few perfunctory words to the policewoman, and then looked at Liu Tianyu with strange eyes and was silent.

"Do you believe it now?" Looking at Zhou Ruolan's expression, Liu Tianyu wanted to laugh, but in order to avoid suffering from his flesh, he didn't dare to laugh in the end.

"To be honest, I still can't believe it, it's ridiculous. Zhou Ruolan rubbed Lou's own temples, and then said a little tangled.

"It's okay, I don't believe you can give it a try, but I have a chance today. Liu Tianyu threw the "Book from Heaven" to the head of the bed, and then lay on the bed on all fours and said to Zhou Ruolan.

"What do you mean? What do you mean you don't have a chance today. Zhou Ruolan didn't understand what Liu Tianyu meant, and looked at him suspiciously and asked.

"I can only accurately speculate three times a day, and today I have used all three opportunities, so even if I continue, I may not be accurate. In order to avoid having nothing to do in the future, Zhou Ruolan called him once, and Liu Tianyu began to give her an epidemic vaccination.

"Why is this happening?" It seems that Zhou Ruolan really has the idea of finding Liu Tianyu to calculate something in the future, just now she was still entangled in why there is such a ridiculous thing, and now she has begun to plan to use Liu Tianyu's ability in this way, but when she heard Liu Tianyu say that there is a limit to the calculation, Zhou Ruolan was suddenly stunned.

"Aren't you talking nonsense, no matter what you do, it's good to have a degree, and I'm also very distracted to calculate it once, and I have to reduce my life expectancy if I frequently calculate. From Zhou Ruolan's disappointed tone, Liu Tianyu felt the general idea of this woman, and sighed in his heart that this woman had become fast enough, and he was very glad that he had taken defensive measures in advance, and in order to reduce trouble in the future, Liu Tianyu also deliberately exaggerated a little.

"Then you're okay now. Hearing Liu Tianyu's alarmist words, Zhou Ruolan was a little anxious, stepped forward and picked up Liu Tianyu's face and began to observe carefully, for fear that Liu Tianyu would make a mistake.

"Don't worry, I'm fine. Feeling Zhou Ruolan's concern, Liu Tianyu's heart warmed, and he reached out and grabbed her hands holding his face to reassure the other party: "Speculating on what has happened is different from predicting the future, and estimating the past is not very distracting, so although it is a little tiring today, it is not a big problem, just sleep and rest." ”

"Well, that's good. After looking at Liu Tianyu again, she found that his face really hadn't changed, and Zhou Ruolan was relieved.

Since Liu Tianyu is fine, Zhou Ruolan's question also surfaced in her mind again, and she asked out loud after lying down next to Liu Tianyu: "You said that you need a name and a birthday, I only told you your name when I came to rent a room, how did you know my birthday." ”

"Have you forgotten that you registered when you took the access card, I wrote down your information at that time, you must know that I will live under the same roof as you, I always have to touch your details to be normal. Liu Tianyu casually answered the other party's question.

"I see. Zhou Ruolan said to herself, and then she didn't know what she thought, and suddenly reached out and grabbed Liu Tianyu's cheek and said gloomily in his ear: "You are not allowed to speculate about my affairs in the future, do you understand?" ”

"I know, I know, I will never speculate without your permission in the future. The pain on his face made Liu Tianyu reassure the other party again and again.

"Well, this is good!" With Liu Tianyu's assurance, Zhou Ruolan nodded with satisfaction, reached out and gently rubbed the place she had just touched, and continued while rubbing: "In the future, not only are you not allowed to speculate on my affairs, but you can still use this ability less." ”

"Well, I know. Feeling the comfort on his face, and hearing the other party's concern from Zhou Ruolan's tone, a warm feeling swept into Liu Tianyu's heart, and Liu Tianyu responded softly but solemnly.