Chapter 657: You... Miss me.
Pretended to come to the kitchen, saying that he was going to help Aunt Shan brush the pot and wash the dishes, but he only saw his mouth move, but he didn't see action! Xiao Sheng, who had a toothpick pinned to the corner of his mouth, looked like a military ruffian!
Leaning on the kitchen door, looking at the image of Liu Jie brushing dishes around an apron, the more I look at it, the more I look at it, the more I look at it, especially when I brush the pot, the tight buttocks that twist with my body, the temptation, especially under the devouring of alcohol, is not a sentence, two sentences can be described. After the weird phenomenon, he looked at his mother's unhappy eyes, and Liu Jie, who was blushing for a moment, came to Xiao Sheng's side, squeezed him out of the door, and muttered sternly:
"If you want to die, take your time, and lie down on the sofa. ”
"No, your grandfather is sleeping, your father is also sleeping, you leave me alone in the living room, how lonely! Why don't I revisit the room where we met, let me savor the ripples?"
"You're going to die, look at your watch today, it's a big loss! You still want to get close to your sister's room? No way! Go to the sofa and lie down, waiting for the hair. After speaking, Liu Jie was about to turn back to the kitchen without looking back, and at this time, Xiao Sheng decisively stretched out his salty pig hand, patted Liu Jie's tight buttocks, and muttered:
"Reward!" he turned and limped to the couch. Liu Jie, whose eyes were shining, pursed the corners of her mouth delicately, and then walked into the kitchen.
Of course, when my mother said this, it didn't mean that you weren't reserved, but to remind you, do you understand what your mother meant?" Liu Jie, who had just walked into the kitchen, heard her mother's meaningful sentence, and she replied in a low voice with her head down:
"I know, although Xiao Sheng is oily and smooth, he is still quite upright, in his own words, he is a real villain. Liu Jie's words made Liu's mother chuckle twice.
'A real villain is more terrible than a hypocrite, a hypocrite is the one who plays with you, a real villain plays with your heart, and then a person who plays with you!' Thinking about it, Liu Mu still didn't say it. Changing the subject, says:
"By the way, Xiao Sheng's leg injury, he also needs to change the medicine tomorrow night, let him come again tomorrow night, take advantage of having a meal at home, just your Jiaojiao sister, tomorrow the second phase of the exercise is over, let her help you check it, the day after tomorrow, your father and I have to go back! Listen to grandpa's words at home, you know?"
"I know, I'm not young anymore! I'm already very sensible! Mom, I can't bear you. While speaking, Liu Jie coquettishly leaned over to her mother and put her on her shoulder.
I really don't know, my mother talked so much with Xiao Sheng, until five o'clock in the evening, and she was still chattering there, the topic was all over the place, and she heard that Liu Jie wanted to sleep, not to mention Xiao Sheng, who drank a lot of wine!
Looking at this posture, Xiao Sheng felt that his hope of wanting to revisit the 'ripples' land was shattered! After drinking so much, his mind was also a little confused, and when he saw that the clock was pointing to five o'clock, Xiao Sheng still stood up and reluctantly said goodbye to Liu's mother, and after a few words of greeting, after seeing Xiao Sheng walk out of Liu's mansion, Liu's mother breathed a sigh of relief. muttered in a low voice:
"Oh, my mother, you're finally gone!" But then I thought about it, isn't it even more insecure for this girl to go out with him? Liu's mother, who hurried back to her room, woke up the sleeping dog-headed Liu, and when she told her about it, the dog-headed Liu said in a daze:
"The old man has already arranged Lanshan, and although Zhonglei is dirty, he is upright, as long as the younger sister is unwilling, he will definitely not do anything out of the ordinary. ”
"What if the girl volunteers?"
"The old man is all ruined, what do you think I can do? It will be fine after tomorrow night, I believe in my own daughter's! At night, you go to the army to ventilate Jiaojiao first, don't be surprised, Zhong Lei is still on a mission, this circle, I don't want our sister to get involved. ”
"I know, I'll do it in the evening. ”
Xiao Sheng, who drank twenty-eight cups, reclined in the co-pilot seat, looking at Liu Jie with his head sideways all the way, with a 'lewd' smile on the corner of his mouth, Liu Jie, who was stared at by Xiao Sheng, stretched out his arm from time to time, touched Xiao Sheng's cheek, and asked him to look elsewhere, but Xiao Sheng's guy was a dead pig who was not afraid of boiling water, and looked at Liu Jie all the way.
"Xiao Sheng, can we not do this? Can you do it normally? I'm driving. ”
"Then stop the car. After saying this, Xiao Sheng decisively turned sideways, stretched out his left foot, and slammed the steering wheel with his right hand, and parked the high-speed CICI firmly in front of the suburban green belt.
"What are you doing? It's dangerous to change lanes temporarily, do you know?" When Liu Jie finished saying this, he found that Xiao Sheng, who was close at hand at this time, was still looking at him affectionately, and Liu Jie, who had only held on for a few seconds, wanted to turn his head sideways, but Xiao Sheng held the other party's face domineeringly and looked at him.
"Don't play with my sister, take away your stinky hands, you are already very good today!" After speaking, Liu Jie pushed away Xiao Sheng's arms, wrapped her arms around her chest, and looked out the window. Pursing the corners of his mouth, Yu Guang looked at Xiao Sheng, who was still smiling at this time.
"What are you hiding?"
"I'm hiding, what are you kidding, I'm going to hide, I'll take you back to rest. ”
"Can you convince yourself of this reason? Hehe, okay, I won't mess with you, to be honest, my goal has been achieved!" Hearing Xiao Sheng's unbelievable words, Liu Jie, whose curiosity was aroused, looked at Xiao Sheng and asked softly:
"What do you mean?" Xiao Sheng, who smiled mysteriously, touched the tip of his nose and said softly:
"A man and a woman look at each other for less than one second, indicating that they have no good feelings; looking at each other for two seconds indicates that they have a good feeling; looking at each other for three seconds may cause deep feelings; looking at each other for four seconds indicates deep feelings; and looking at each other for more than five seconds has reached the stage of marriage. ”
". Liu Jie, who heard Xiao Sheng's words, raised her arms with disdain, but her heart had already rippled. Xiao Sheng, who didn't refute anything, continued:
"The 'affectionate look' exercise recommended by the psychologist of Lao Mei: smile and look at each other lovingly for 8 seconds. After training, mutual affection can increase by 7 percent, liking by 11 percent, and intimacy by 45 percent......! You...... Miss me. ”