"I swear here, from now on, work hard to lose weight, and never let people call me fat again, if I violate this oath, the sky will thunder! Uh~ No, this is too poisonous, just let me soak the girl and meet a ladyboy, no, then wouldn't you want to be single for a lifetime? Then let me, think about it first, and talk about it when I think about it. ”

Thinking back to the blind date just now, the woman's disgusted eyes and expressions, as well as the disdain that emanated from the bones, Gao Dashang felt unhappy for a while, didn't he just grow fat?

"I wish you to marry a man for 3 seconds, ahhhh

"Boom!"

A thunderclap suddenly sounded, startling the fat man, and when he looked up, the sky was clear, and there was not even a cloud, where did the thunder come from?

The fat man was wondering, "Click!" A thunderbolt flashed out of thin air in the clear sky, and it was slashing at the fat man looking up at the sky, the thunder dissipated, and there was no fat scum left just now.

......

"Shhh

"I'm rubbing! I won't die if I'm struck by lightning? Ah, bah, no, if you don't die, there will be a blessing in the future!hahaha!" "In a simple rental house of only about ten square meters, a fat man who is about 1.7 meters tall and weighs 200 pounds is lying on the bed.

The fat man was wearing a white vest, and there was a hole in the belly of the vest, leaking out the white and tender fat inside, a pair of fat beach pants, because of the reason for lying on the bed, the position between the legs seemed bulging, and it seemed that the thing was not small.

If you want to say that this fat man looks like a man with thick eyebrows and big eyes, he has wide ears, and he can't talk about being handsome, but he is also quite attractive, but there is too much meat on his face, and the position of his facial features is squeezed, and he looks funny, of course, if he laughs less obscenely, maybe it will look more pleasing to the eye.

"Hi, little fat man, hello!" a hoarse and echoing voice suddenly came from the fat man's ears.

The fat man who was playing silly was suddenly frightened, sat up suddenly, hurriedly looked around, but found no one, and suddenly felt a sudden heart, and asked nervously: "Who?! Come out quickly, don't make such a joke, fat man, I am anxious to sit on you to death." After looking around like this, the fat man suddenly found that he was in a completely unfamiliar environment, and his heart suddenly burst.

A small cramped room, with a bed taking up a third of the place, and in the corner to the left of the door was a rudimentary folding table with an induction cooker and some pots and pans and the like. On the right side of the door is a simple hanger, and the open hanger can clearly see that there are no more than 10 pieces of clothes inside, and there is a ** hanging there, and there is a hole in it.

On the bed under the buttocks, there is a black quilt that is almost shiny, and a pair of stinky socks that can stand up in the corner exudes the smell of spoiled seafood. On the south wall of the house is a small one-square-meter window with finger-thick steel bars welded on it, which looks like a prison bar.

As soon as he saw such an environment, the fat man immediately broke out in a cold sweat, this place looks a bit like a crime scene in a TV series, and it is the kind of place where kidnappers take hostages. At the thought that he might have been kidnapped, the fat man was almost frightened and hurriedly closed his eyes.

trembling pleaded: "Big brother, don't come out yet, I haven't seen anything, if you want money, I still have one hundred and thirty-six yuan and five cents in my pocket, if it's not enough, I will send out the manuscript fee next month, how many are seven or eight hundred yuan, you leave a card number, the little brother will definitely call you, by the way, I still have half a box of instant noodles, four ham sausages, half a roll of toilet paper, don't be too little, if you still like something, just take it all, just ask the eldest brother to let the younger brother go, the little brother I have..."

"Shut up!" A thunderous voice sounded in the fat man's ears, and the fat man was suddenly so frightened that he didn't dare to speak, but he didn't dare to open his eyes, in case he accidentally saw the kidnapper's appearance, it would be killed, and it was played like this on TV, although I don't know if it's true or not, but this kind of thing, I'd rather believe it than not.

Thinking of this, the fat man suddenly wanted to cry, why was he so unlucky, writing novels to hit the street, blind dates were despised, walking on the road for no reason was struck by lightning, I thought that there would be a blessing after the catastrophe, how do I know that I will be kidnapped when I wake up, and the most excessive thing I think I have ever done is to look at pirated books, and when I am angry, I can't help but spray the author a few words, and when I see that others in the author's group have good grades, I jealously use the trumpet to go to the book review area and scold a few words, but this little thing will not use lightning to smash myself.

And this kidnapping, what kind of poor and crazy kidnapper can do such a creative business? Even if you kidnap a dog on the street, it is estimated that you will get more money from its owner than yourself.

Seeing that the fat man shut up, the voice continued: "Little fat man, this seat is a system merchant who travels the heavens and all worlds, specializing in selling all kinds of systems, and came to the earth by chance, and found that your kid has a strange skeleton, and he is a practitioner... It's a material that can make a big difference, and now there's a big opportunity for you, do you want it?"

When the fat man heard this line, he almost squirted, and he wondered in his heart, 'Isn't it kidnapping? It's a liar? ’

So the fat man cautiously asked, "Well, big brother merchant, can I do it?"

"Uh, little fat man, do you remember what happened in your last life?" The voice of the self-proclaimed system businessman was a little confused, and changed the topic first.

The fat man was stunned for a moment, "What? What do you mean in your last life?"

"Dingdong! Congratulations, you guessed right, you were killed by lightning, crossed, by the way, I struck that thunderbolt, of course, I was careless. ”

The fat man was dumbfounded instantly, he thought he wasn't dead just now, it turned out that he had crossed over, and quietly bit his tongue, it hurt, it wasn't a dream, he was stunned.

"Big brother, you're joking, aren't you?" asked the fat man in a trembling voice, how could this kind of thing be believed.

"If you think about it, you'll know. ”

When the fat man heard this, he closed his eyes and began to recall, he walked on the street, and then thundered, and then he was struck by lightning, and then he was left with no scum, and the scenes appeared clearly in front of him, plus being in this completely unfamiliar environment, it seemed to be obvious.

After understanding that he was dead, the fat man suddenly became anxious, "I X your uncle, I fought with you, you come out for me, there is a kind of you coming out." "I don't care about closing my eyes and being afraid, Ma, I'm still afraid of a fart when I'm dead!" The fat man stood on the bed and scolded.

"The egg is fixed, the little fat man, although you are dead, but you have also been treated as the protagonist of the legend, not only crossed, but also given away by the system, how about it?

"I'm surprised by your whole family, hurry up and send it back to Lao Tzu, you can keep this surprise yourself, I still have my father and mother, what will they do if I leave? How sad will they be when I die? Don't talk nonsense, you send me back quickly!" The fat man stood on the bed with a red face and a thick neck and continued to scold.

inexplicably crossed over, although I also envied the protagonists in those online articles, after crossing over, he dominated the other world, woke up all over the world, drunk and lying on the knees of beauties, and the worst one was the richest man in the world.

But the reality is not like that, I have a family, my parents are an only child by themselves, if I am gone, the white-haired people send the black-haired people, how will they live in the future, whether the old couple can survive or not is not certain, and besides, the other world is so easy to mix?

And relatives and friends are over there, although they are not rich and expensive in the original world, but they can be regarded as having a house and a car, usually writing novels, flirting with girls, for the fat man who is a little rich and safe, this is content, the small life is very happy, and the ghost wants to cross it.

"This... It's impossible to send you back, you're dead, but you don't have to worry about your parents' affairs, you will see them again in this world, but their memories are from this world, not the original world, but they are still your parents, this hasn't changed, can you understand that?"

"Did they cross over with me?" the fat man still cares more about this, after all, the closest people in the world are their parents.

"Uh... It can also be said that the world is the same as this world, and you can understand it this way: what is there is there, there is no here, what is not there, there is something here, and the two worlds are the same but different. Anyway, it's your mom and dad, so don't worry about this problem. Seriously, now I ask you, do you still want a system?"

"Can't you really go back?" The fat man asked again, how could he say that he was a well-off level in his previous life, but in this life, look at the surrounding environment, look at the equipment on his body, and be a proper proletarian little dick.

"Can't go back!" The system ruthlessly destroyed the fat man's last glimmer of hope.

The fat man nodded with a sad and desperate face, and said weakly: "Yes, don't be fools." "Since there is no way to change things, so let's do it, in the last life, in addition to my parents, there were a few dead friends, and there were no people and things that I cherished, although I lived a comfortable life, but I still didn't achieve anything in my 20s, and I didn't do long after graduating from college and finding a few jobs.

Later, I fell in love with writing by chance, of course, it sounds good and it's called writing, and the ugly thing is that it's a codeword migrant worker, or the lowest-income migrant worker, sitting in front of the computer every day typing, scratching the scalp of the idea plot, and the income of a few hundred yuan a month is not enough for a meal for a rich person, if it weren't for liking this line, I would have given up a long time ago.

Of course, if it weren't for the fact that there were two shops at home, it was estimated that there would be a danger of starvation, and it would have been impossible to hold on. In this life, I may have a system, and I can get ahead and honor my parents.

Speaking of writing, the book "If You Can Live Again" in my previous life seems to be a eunuch, and there are a few readers who love to do business, but never give up, and they may not know how to scold themselves behind their backs.

"Ding!" A soft sound sounded, and a transparent screen suddenly appeared in front of the fat man's eyes, and the names of various systems were neatly arranged on the screen.

The fat man subconsciously looked up, and immediately saliva flowed out, the despair and frustration just now were suddenly swept away, and he muttered in his mouth: ""Martial God System", "Immortal Cultivation System", "Ghost Hunting System", "Farm System", "Shenhao System", "Male God System", "Big Star System", "Lori Cultivation System", "Beauty Capture System", "Tease System" and so on, what the hell are those behind? A lot of weird system ......"

Seeing so many systems, the fat man suddenly became calm, his eyes were glowing green, his heart was pounding, and he asked impatiently: "Big brother, what does this mean? ”

In the previous life, as a street writer, of course, the system is very familiar, as long as there is a system, as long as you don't die, sooner or later you will run rampant in the world, what is the air every day, pretending to slap your face to make a miracle, it's no longer a dream. Of course, just look at the "Forgiveness Hat System" and "Dragon Set System" and "Street Fighting System" and the like.

"Although your face is big, but we still have to follow the rules, it's impossible to choose randomly, this is the extraction interface, which allows you to use the extraction function, even if it is compensation for the accident that killed you, okay, no nonsense, do you see that red button? Press it, which one is the one in the draw. ”

When the fat man heard this, he withdrew the green light in his eyes in disappointment, wiped the unknown liquid at the corner of his mouth, folded his hands, and prayed prayed with a pious face: "Jade Emperor, Buddha Rulai, Guanyin Bodhisattva, Sun Wukong, Jesus Christ Lucifer, the gods and Buddhas bless me to draw a good one, if I win, I will buy 50 yuan of incense for you tomorrow, no, 30 yuan, you must bless me." ”

"Hurry up and smoke it, where did you get so much nonsense, if you don't smoke it again, I'll take it back." The system merchant next to him urged impatiently.

For this 'system businessman' who has been greeting his ancestors for eighteen generations in his heart, the fat man didn't bother to bother with him, stretched out his hand tremblingly, and pressed the red button on the screen,

At this time, the fat man's nervous heart was about to jump out, looking at the systems on the screen, and fantasizing in his heart, if he won the "Immortal Cultivation System" or the "Martial God System", wouldn't it be developed? Immortal! Who can resist the temptation? Even if it is a "Big Star System" in the lottery, and the "Beauty Capture System" seems to be good.

If you want to ask which line of work is the fastest to get money, of course, it is to be a star, think about the little fresh meat in the previous life with fine skin and tender meat, and ambiguous gender, go out to show your face, and it will be tens of millions in a circle, except for the face, the rest are all stand-ins. Participating in a show and playing casually for a few days is millions or tens of millions, is there anything easier than this to make money?

The point is that there are so many girls, who want to die or live to give you a monkey, it's so cool to think about, as a fat person who has been single for more than 20 years, this is simply the ultimate dream!

The fantasy is not over, the finger has been pressed on the button, suddenly, a dazzling white light appeared on the screen, the fat man subconsciously closed his eyes, when he opened his eyes, the systems on the screen disappeared, leaving only a lonely stay there.

Just when the fat man was stunned when he looked at the screen, he was awakened by a soft sound of 'ding', and the voice of the system merchant sounded in his ears again.

"Congratulations to you little fat man, you won the one-in-a-million "Dragon Set System", your luck is really good, but you can't blame others, who made you wash your hands after the toilet this morning, and the toilet paper was also leaked by you. ”

The fat man turned a blind eye to the sarcasm of the system businessman, and watched a large number of superb systems disappear in front of him, and the only remaining "Dragon Set System" turned into a ray of light and rushed to his head and disappeared.

"Ding, the "Dragon Set System" is being bound...... After the binding is completed, the host can view the system functions, its own attributes, and skills at any time, as long as it silently recites the "Dragon Set System". ”

As soon as I heard the name, I knew that it was not a high-end product, compared with the "Immortal Cultivation System" and "Martial God System" and the like I just saw, it was simply the difference between the 50 yuan cannon in front of the train station and the uniform temptation of the Gaodang Club.

Seeing the delicacies of the mountains and seas floating in front of him, but he could only eat bran vegetables, this gap was too big, so the fat man hurriedly asked: "That, big brother merchant, are you still there?"

"What's the matter, little fat man, do you have something to say, I'm leaving, continue to explore my sea of stars, and there are countless girls waiting for me to save. ”

"Can I do that, don't want this "Dragon Set System", can you change it for me?" Although I know that I may not have much hope for my request, I still plan to give it a try, in case it succeeds.

Unexpectedly, the system merchant agreed very simply, "Of course you can, but are you sure you don't want this?"

When the fat man heard this, he was overjoyed, but he didn't expect it to be true, and he quickly moved his head and said, "Sure!"

"Well, it will be done for you. ”

"Ding! The unbinding of the Dragon Set System will be completed in ten seconds. 10,9,8,Ding!Detected that the host's soul is weak, and will be scattered 10 seconds after the system leaves, 7,6,5......"

A series of system prompts suddenly made the fat man dumbfounded, "Stop, stop quickly, I won't change, I want this, I want, I want!"

"Ding, the rebinding is successful, the fusion of the memories of the two lives begins, Ding, the host is detected to be mentally low, and the forcible fusion may become an idiot, the system helps the host to expand the capacity of the brain domain, please prepare the host, the process may be a little uncomfortable. ”

When the fat man heard this, he suddenly had a bad premonition, and before he could react, he suddenly had a sharp pain in his brain, and with an earth-shattering scream, the fat man fainted directly, and before he fainted, the fat man vaguely heard the cheat system merchant say: "Little fat man, I'm leaving, you have to work hard, when you raise the level of "Dragon Set System" to the full level, we will see you again." ”