Chapter 17: The Idle Time Before the Taste Conference
In the early morning, the sky was just dawning. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info Gu Lingyun got dressed and went out to practice.
Qingluo and Gao Xiang were sleeping soundly, when suddenly the door was kicked open, and the sound was loud, and both of them were startled and sat up from the bed.
I saw Wen Erniang wearing the wide black robe, standing at the door with her waist crossed, and the wooden door had fallen to the ground.
"Erniang, what's the matter so early?" Gao Xiang squinted his sleepy eyes and asked.
Wen Erniang strode in front of Gao Xiang, but saw that Gao Xiang's right eye was purple and swollen, the left side of his face was bulging high, and his two nostrils were still stuffed with cotton balls. Wen Erniang was puzzled and asked, "Gao Xiang, what's wrong with you, who beat you?"
Qingluo replied for Gao Xiang on the side: "We went to the Lingtai to play yesterday and rolled down the steps. Hee-hee, it's fine. ”
Wen Erniang looked at Qingluo when she heard this, it didn't matter, she was startled, and shouted, "Oh mom! Who are you?"
Qingluo's originally handsome face was already red and purple at the moment, his face was bulging several times, both eyes had become panda eyes, there were still blood stains on the corners of his mouth, and one ear was red and swollen and extremely asymmetrical. Seeing that Erniang asked, Qingluo replied: "I'm Qingluo." After saying that, he smiled slightly, and his originally neat and white teeth were missing two at this time.
Gao Xiang saw that Erniang couldn't recognize him but could recognize himself, clapped his hands and smiled: "Haha, Erniang can't recognize you but can recognize me, what does this mean?"
Qingluo immediately replied: "It means that your face is easy to recognize!"
Gao Xiang picked up the pillow and threw it at Qingluo. Qingluo dodged and asked Wen Erniang, "Is it something wrong for Erniang to come to us?"
Wen Erniang couldn't get intimate for a while when she saw Qingluo like this, so she stood in place and said, "Early this morning, a few female disciples from Yuanhao Palace came to me to complain, saying that you peeked at people taking a bath yesterday?"
Qingluo and Gao Xiang immediately climbed over the mountain and got out of bed, hurriedly knelt down at Wen Erniang's feet, and begged for mercy in unison: "Erniang forgive us, we will never dare in the future!"
Wen Erniang smiled slightly: "That's not the point. ”
Qingluo and Gao Xiang raised their heads and looked up at Wen Erniang, full of question marks, Qingluo asked, "What's the point?"
Wen Erniang smiled, leaned down to look at Qingluo and the others, her eyes were crooked like crescent moons, and she said: "You have also grown up, and it is normal to be curious about women's bodies, but why bother to go all the way to the Yuanhao Palace?
"You mean...... Erniang, you?" Qingluo couldn't believe his ears.
Gao Xiang's nerves also relaxed, and said casually: "Actually, we have already seen you yesterday......"
Qingluo sensed that something was wrong and hurriedly covered Gao Xiang's mouth.
However, it was too late, Wen Erniang rolled up her sleeves, with infinite strength, lifted the collars of the two of them one by one, and then walked to the door and swept the foot, kicking the two into the yard.
Qingluo and Gao Xiang rolled in the yard a few times in their bedclothes, and lay on the ground with their buttocks facing the sky. I only heard that Erniang was in the house and said: "Punish you two for cleaning the courtyards of Xianyou Palace!
In the afternoon, the sun is high and the sky is clear.
Qingluo and Gao Xiang were each wearing bedclothes, and one person was sweeping the third disciple's room with a broom, which was uninhabited all year round, but the Streamer Sect was already in the sky, and there was very little dust.
Qingluo swept and complained: "She is obviously playing tricks on you, why are you so stupid, are you a pig?"
Gao Xiang glanced at Qingluo and pouted, "How do I know, you are smart and you are stopping me!"
Qingluo said: "Nonsense, who knew you were talking so fast! You are stupid on weekdays, and you will pit your teammates at a critical moment!"
Gao Xiang said: "Who made you ask like a brain-dead: 'What's the point?' you mean...... Erniang, you?' I know it's a pit, and you still jump, what about the tacit understanding that you said yes? Bai has followed me for three years!"
Qingluo said: "Who is messing with whom! If it weren't for me, would you be able to see yesterday's good things?"
"I followed Li Jiale, but I didn't follow you!"
"Li Jiale is here to find me, just take you with me. ”
Gao Xiang was speechless, "hummed", pursed his lips and turned his face away, no longer talking to Qingluo.
Qingluo also turned his face away and stopped talking.
At this time, Li Jiale drove the "Flood Scroll" from the sky, but the scroll was shaky and unstable.
Li Jiale put away the scroll on the ground, saw that both of them were pouting and twisting their faces not looking at each other, and said: "I looked for you for a while, and later I heard that Erniang said that you were cleaning the courtyard one by one. I said that there are no less than 100 courtyards in this Xianyou Palace, and you won't be able to sweep them until next year!"
Neither of them spoke, apparently still angry.
Seeing this, Li Jiale smiled obscenely: "Why don't I take you to see something good today?"
Qingluo and Gao Xiang suddenly turned their faces and kicked Li Jiale in the stomach one by one. Li Jiale was caught off guard, and was kicked in the stomach by one of them, only squatting on the ground in pain, unable to speak with tears in his eyes.
Qingluo raised his head at Gao Xiang and said, "Long-faced monster, let's go!"
Gao Xiang glanced at Li Jiale, and saw that Li Jiale's face was also blue and purple, even more serious than the injuries of the two of them. Gao Xiang was just a glimpse, and when he heard Qingluo's call, he forgot about Fang Cai's anger, and obediently followed Qingluo.
At this moment, two pink figures, one tall and one short, stepped on the white fairy silk and slowly came.
The two people who fell in front of Qingluo were Liu Li and Ling Xuan. Gao Xiang immediately jumped up when he saw Liu Li, and kept sneering around her in circles like a puppy.
Liu Li habitually stretched out his jade hand and wanted to slap him, but seeing that his face was full of scars, he didn't do it after all.
Ling Xuan walked in front of Qingluo, looked at Qingluo with innocent big eyes, was stunned for a while, and coldly dropped a sentence: "You are not Qingluo." After speaking, he walked to Li Jiale, who was squatting on the ground.
Qingluo was stunned, speechless, his mouth shape changed many times and he couldn't speak, he just stared at Liu Li and kept pointing at himself. Liu Li smiled: "Sister is innocent, your appearance is really too different from usual." It's only this long face that is easy to recognize!" After speaking, he found that Gao Xiang had shamelessly hugged one of his long legs, and his long face kept rubbing. Immediately flew up and kicked Gao Xiang out.
Ling Xuan walked up to Li Jiale and recognized the two dark green scrolls behind Li Jiale, but she didn't know what he was doing squatting on the ground, so she also squatted down curiously and asked, "Senior Brother Li, what are you doing squatting on the ground?"
Li Jiale didn't want Ling Xuan to see the dejected appearance of his blue nose and swollen face, so he turned his face away and said, "Uh...... I'm here...... Practice? Yes, in practice!"
"Cultivation, squatting on the ground?" Ling Xuan was even more curious.
Li Jiale had a plan, took out a scroll from his arms, opened it and blocked his face, and said: "This kind of cultivation method can't show people with their true faces, otherwise the whole body will burst and die!"
Ling Xuan and Li Jiale saw a layer of scrolls separated by them, and when they heard Li Jiale say this, they were stunned at first, then laughed, stretched out their hands and pulled out the scroll, and said, "You treat me as stupid!"
But seeing Li Jiale's face covered with mud and smiling at himself with his extraordinarily white teeth, Ling Xuan smiled even more happily when she saw his funny appearance.
It turned out that Li Jiale opened the scroll of a sludge monster, and he used the scroll to summon the sludge monster in front of his face, and painted his face with a layer of black mud.
Li Jiale smiled and said: "Actually, I am in beauty, my skin needs to be well maintained, and the title of 'Streamer School Jade-faced Scholar' is not blown by the wind!" As soon as these words came out, Ling Xuan couldn't stop laughing, Li Jiale looked at the bright smile of the person he liked, felt dizzy, and was extremely happy.
Qingluo watched from the sidelines, smiled, and scolded with a smile in his heart: "This Li Jiale really has a way of making Ling Xuan's sister happy! What else is the 'Streamer School Jade-faced Scholar'? I think it's almost the same as the 'Streamer School Obscene Scholar'." ”
Liu Li lowered his head, saw Gao Xiang, who had not changed his life, climbed onto his lap again, stared at his long face and asked, "How boring are you?" ”
Gao Xiang looked at Liu Li's handsome face, pointed to his face, and said with a smile: "This is my indomitable medal of valor for you!"
The horizontal tendons on Liu Li's face trembled, his teeth were lightly bitten, his eyes showed murderous anger, and he said word by word: "You went to me yesterday?"
Gao Xiang saw his sweetheart asking like this, thinking that Liu Li was greatly moved, and nodded hurriedly.
Qingluo turned his face away, couldn't bear to look at it anymore, and said in his heart: "The long-faced monster can't read words and colors, I just scolded him for being a pig, I was wrong, I really shouldn't insult the pig's IQ ......"
Just listening to the sound of "ah", this is the only time Gao Xiang can fly into the sky without sticking a flying charm......
The years of Xianshan are like silk, and the time of twenty days is fleeting. During this period, Qingluo, Gao Xiang, and Li Jiale would get together every few days to fulfill the "gentleman's agreement" between them. The candidates recommended by each palace have also been decided, namely "Qingluan Palace Bai Zhixiao", "Lingchong Palace Meng Yunfeng", "Yuanhao Palace Zhou Yingman", "Yuxu Palace Xiao Shuye", "Xianyou Palace Gu Lingyun". These five selected disciples are gearing up, ready to compete for the glory of the Streamer Sect. Preparations also began on the altar, and the ring, seats, bonsai, red silk, and ribbons were all arranged.
Finally, the ten-year character conference that attracted the attention of the world came as scheduled!