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Chapter 843: Can I Board Your Wrecked Ship?

"What do you mean by lobster?" the gay man in the couple angrily began to question the fat man, who turned out to be an employee of Jinshun Shipyard and was proud to work in a foreign-funded company. As soon as I heard the fat man say something frustrating, of course I stopped doing it.

The fat man snorted and pulled the powder into his mouth, a bowl is only three yuan, delicious and cheap. After putting down the dishes and chopsticks, he replied: "It's not interesting, when I hear about luxury cruise ships, I think of the movie Titanic." Hehe, you little lovers, don't go up there, beware of a remake of Jack and Ruth—"

This was really a bit annoying, and the young man immediately blushed, although he thought that this fat man was in good shape, but he still rushed up with his fists clenched.

The fat man raised his hand: "If you want to fight, let's go outside and play outside, and wait for me to finish the account first - boss, how much is it?"

"I'll give one hundred and fifty—" The boss saw that the fat man was very particular, and he asked for fifty yuan less.

"Okay, I'll eat it with you tomorrow, it's best to get me a lobster, I really haven't eaten that thing." The fat man paid the money, and then he walked out slowly, but he went out with a group of people.

The young man couldn't help but be a little discouraged, and he was dizzy when he looked at the fat man's physique. Just wanted to find an excuse to slip away, I heard the fat girlfriend next to me say lightly: "This time you can know if you are a gentleman——"

There's no way, just rush up. The fat man didn't want to talk to him here, and patted the head of the flower face, only to see the fox's tail swing, and the young man fell on his back, his limbs twitched, as if he had gone mad.

The girlfriend stomped her foot: "You are a bad seed, if you can't beat people, you will pretend to be crazy, and you will be angry if you marry you!" After speaking, the small bag was shaken off, and he left.

Our girl in the Northeast is ** - the fat man pondered while finding a small hotel in front of the train station to stay. After settling in, it was dark outside, so I walked out to see the night view.

Dalian is known as the pearl of the north, and the night view of the harbor is the most beautiful. The fat man walked around, didn't take a car, walked and walked, and involuntarily turned to the front of the barbecue stall. Seafood, barbecue, Northeast cuisine, this is the best in the Dalian diet.

Drinking draft beer, the fat man pondered in his heart: Why do you have to get a ticket, you can only act cheaply by mixing with the Tai Chi first. I heard that this ticket is distributed in the form of invitations and gifts, and ordinary people still can't get it?

If you are in this province, the fat man can easily solve this little thing by mobilizing his own network, but if he is not familiar with this place, it is really a bit troublesome.

Just as he was pondering, a group of young people came into the shed, and one of them, a big boy with curly hair and colorful old hugs, waved his hand: "I'm in for a treat today, everyone can drink as much as you want——"

Because the other tables are full, there are still a lot of idle places for the fat man, so these big babies are all crowded up, shouting five and drinking, and drinking is not lively.

The fat man originally liked to join in the fun, so he didn't bother, he looked at them with a smile, and the five-colored boy snapped his fingers: "Add beer to this uncle, and count it on our account." ”

The fat man smacked his lips, and finally figured out a problem, it turned out that he had reached this level.

"Brother Yang really has a face, he can even get a ticket for the Tai Chi, come, our brothers will toast you." The other youths toasted the five-colored boy in a gossiping manner.

When the fat man heard this, his little eyes immediately shining, and he also picked up the wine glass: "The little baby also learns from adults to drink, isn't this good?"

The young people were stunned, they were probably college students, and they didn't have much social experience, so they couldn't figure it out for a while, why didn't this fat man know what to do?

Smack-Five-color head paddled the draft beer cup on the table: "Uncle, we are both over eighteen years old, and we are considered adults." ”

"In the United States, the age of twenty-two is the legal drinking age, and you are still too young, and when you get excited after drinking, you are easily impulsive, and you may not know what to do. Besides, what kind of wine are you going to drink—" The fat man was really a little underwhelmed by the way he looked now, and even the flower face under him was a little unbearable, and he arched his thighs, and then the fat man threw half of the squid in his hand to him.

The five-colored head's face immediately turned red: "Then let's compare and see who has the most alcohol!"

"What is the strength to compare with you children, if you want to compare, bring some color!" The fat man trumpeted twice in his pocket, and then took out a wad of money and threw it on the table, it seemed, at least, there were twenty or thirty thousand.

The young people really hadn't seen this formation, and they had a few hundred dollars in their pockets. Wusetou gritted his teeth, took out an object and slapped it on the table: "This is a ticket for the Taiji, you can't buy it with money, do you gamble?"

The fat man came here for this, and his heart has long been happy. However, he still put on an old-fashioned appearance on his face: "Are you really fake?"

"My uncle is in the port authority, this is still fake, how do you say to bet?" The five-colored head is young and vigorous, and he unknowingly fell into the trap of a fat man.

"Hehe, I'll come first, and I'll give you a sample. The fat man didn't want to get drunk with these cute and slightly silly young people, so he beckoned to the boss to bring a draught beer barrel, like a little penguin, and opened the seal, and the fat man tilted his neck and poured it directly into his mouth.

In the spotlight of everyone, the fat man drank up a barrel of beer in one go, and then wiped his mouth: "If anyone can drink like this, I will admit defeat." ”

The young people were dumbfounded when they stared at the fat man's belly, if they drank a big cup in one gulp, they could still do it, but this mouthful and bucket, they didn't have to try it at all, they definitely couldn't pour it.

"I admit defeat!" Wusetou picked up the draft beer cup in front of him, poured it in, a very good ticket, and flew out before it was hot, and the depression in his heart can be imagined.

The fat man honestly and unceremoniously accepted the ticket, and then stood up: "You little brother drink slowly, this meal is my invitation." After speaking, he took out a wad of banknotes and put it in front of the five-color head: "Just kidding, although this thing can't be measured by money, but I'm such an adult, I can't rob your things." Hehe, it's still the same sentence, you should eat less wine-"

Under the stunned gaze of these big babies, the fat man gave alms. The five-colored head picked up the money on the table and chased it out: "Uncle, money-" But the figure of the fat man had long disappeared into the night.

"This fat uncle is such an interesting person—" Five-Colored Head muttered.

And at this moment, the fat man was walking on the street in a good mood, humming over and over again: "This old ticket, can you board your broken ship-"

On the third day, the fat man took a taxi to the port early in the morning. Dalian Port is surrounded by mountains on three sides, facing the sea on one side, with deep water and wide port, and is a natural excellent port.

On the sea, large and small cargo ships shuttle back and forth, and the whole harbor is a busy scene. The fat man held the ticket in his hand, thinking in his heart: "Don't say it, I and Jack's experience is quite similar, they both won a ticket by betting, hehe, it's just this fate-

The cruise ship has been parked on the sea in the distance, which is indeed magnificent, and the main part is black and white, which is very eye-catching. At the stern of the boat, you can see a big Taiji yin and yang fish, which is also a little mysterious.

The fat man pouted: "The things invented by our Chinese ancestors have been plagiarized, I protest, you are a serious infringement, and you will definitely pay the price!"

But don't worry about that at this time, let's talk about it when we get on board. So I looked around, and saw that many tourists were pulling boxes, dressed casually, taking small boats, and rushing to cruise ships on the sea in the distance.

The fat man scratched the back of his head: "I'm sorry guys - but don't worry, it won't be life-threatening." ”

So it slowly passed with the flow of people, and finally boarded the Tai Chi. It's really not bragging, this is indeed a top cruise ship, with a total of seven or eight floors, and even on the top deck, there are a few green spaces, not to mention the other supporting facilities, which are currently the most advanced in the world. Those who can get on the boat are here to enjoy themselves.

After turning around, the fat man found a corner where no one was, took out a second-hand mobile phone he bought yesterday from his pocket, dialed a number, and threw the phone directly into the sea.

At this moment, on the top floor of the cruise ship, Kim Hee Soon is speaking in high spirits, of course, the main content is to tout the Tai Chi, especially in terms of safety facilities, it is absolutely guaranteed, even if there is a tsunami, it can be walked on the ground.

Through the loudspeakers on all floors, the fat man also heard the translated content. He pursed his lips, muttered a brag, and got to work.

This work is really not light, the fat man put into the wooden box is full of large steel plates, which makes him happy: go back and sell scrap iron-

Soon, a shrill alarm sounded, and it seemed that the security measures on the ship were really good, and the danger was detected at the first time.

The entire cruise ship immediately began to be in chaos, and Kim Hee-soon's speech was also forced to be interrupted, and he hurriedly sent someone to the control room to check, and also asked someone to appease the tourists.

"There are multiple water leaks in the hull, hurry up and call the police-" The captain quickly ascertained the situation through the monitor, but before he could report it to Kim Hee-soon, he heard a gong-like voice echoing on the cruise ship: "Oh no, it's leaking-"

This voice was surprisingly loud, even clearer than Kim Hee-soon's speech just now. When the tourists heard this, they were even more confused, and a few of them had already run to the side of the boat, ready to jump into the sea at any time. However, such a high distance is several times higher than the ten-meter platform, and the difficulty coefficient is estimated to be a bit large.

"Don't panic, evacuate immediately, evacuate immediately, there are lifeboats on board, please keep order-" The captain's voice kept coming from the loudspeaker, but it was all at this time, who still listened to him, people shouted and ran back and forth, just like the end of the world was coming.

Only the fat man rushed into the dining room on the ship as if he had nothing to do, and he knew in his heart that the ship would not sink for a while, so he would drink a glass of celebratory wine first.

Searching, soon found the wine cellar, the fat man got in, first opened a bottle of red wine, knocked the bottle down directly, and poured a sip, this heart is so happy.

"It's a little regretful-" The fat man wiped his mouth and took another sip: "I'm here to celebrate alone, it would be nice if everyone came, as the old saying goes, it's better to be happy alone than to be happy......