Chapter Seventy-One: Little Days

At night, this time the doctor learned to be obedient, put on shoes and clothes to sleep. The pen %fun %pavilion www.biquge.info thought to himself that this time the prince of this world took him to the peach mandarin garden, and he finally didn't have to suffer from the cold anymore.

However, after waiting for most of the day, I didn't see the little overlord come to carry him. It was Hirakawa who came to carry him.

But Pingchuan didn't mean to carry him, but helped him carry the medicine box and said to him respectfully: "Doctor Gao, please." ”

Please, what does that mean? Do you want him to go?

Doctor Gao walked to the door and looked at the snow outside, and the sky was freezing, so cold that he shivered. He asked incredulously, "You let me go?" ”

"Yes, Doctor Gao."

Doctor Gao asked again, "Don't you have that light skill of flying around?" It's a kung fu that can be reached at once. ”

The corners of Pingchuan's mouth twitched, and he said, "I am not feeling well today." ”

Doctor Gao blew his beard and glared, angry. "What is unwell, you are not a woman, and you still come for a few days every month for a few 'little days'. I see that you young people are bullying me as an old man, and I won't go. ”

After speaking, he flicked his sleeves, closed the door, and returned to the back room, with a 'Lao Tzu doesn't do it' style.

Hirakawa exerted his diligent and inquisitive character and asked, "What is a 'small day'?" "Aren't days just days? Are the days still big or small?

Doctor Gao's beard almost stood up, "You stinky boy, entertain me, don't you, I'm not going, that girl loves to die." As he spoke, he really took off his shoes and socks and prepared to go to bed.

Although Pingchuan is not bright, when he is stupid, he is so stupid that he has no common sense, and when he is smart, he is so smart that he is angry but he can't have a seizure.

For example, he now says, "Doctor Gao, it was Gongzi who asked me to send you over." ”

In this Yun Mansion, Yun Shen has to bow his head to Zhao Liangyi, not to mention that he is a little doctor.

So Doctor Gao stood up with a stirring heart, and repeatedly confirmed that Pingchuan was not lying. Finally, reluctantly, he took an umbrella, carried a lantern, and walked into the wind and snow where the north wind was howling.

As he walked, he muttered: "You guys one by one, you know how to bully my old man." After returning to Beijing, I will definitely sue the emperor and put you all in prison, hmph, all of you. ”

Trembling all the way into the peach garden, dressed like zongzi inside and outside three layers, it is better to wear no shoes and only one pajamas! At least the latter will be cold for a while. And now, he walked from Ruyi Garden to Taoyuan Garden, and it was almost a quarter of an hour freezing.

Benzoin had been lit in the house, and Duanmu Ling moved a Taishi chair, sat by the stove, and drank tea leisurely.

Seeing Dr. Gao coming in, and his constipated expression, Duanmu Ling was in a very good mood. "How is it, old man Gao, do you feel very intimate when you see me, and think that Young Master Ben is kinder and more loving?"

"Hmph." Doctor Gao responded with a sarcastic voice only in a heavy nasal voice. He walked over, shook the snow foam off his body, and baked the fire.

Duanmu Ling's poisonous tongue didn't intend to let him go, "It's not too young, don't always wrinkle your face, make your face full of horizontal bars, just like the terraced fields in the south of the Yangtze River." ”

"Hmph." Doctor Gao turned around and said he was not happy.

"Cut, I'm a lot older, what kind of temper I have, it's like a woman coming to a 'small day'."

As soon as Doctor Gao heard this, he exploded, "You, you, you." He stammered and panted, and he couldn't even curse two words. The white beard shook and trembled, and the finger at Duanmu Ling trembled, his eyes rolled white, and he couldn't catch it in one breath, so he was about to fall.

"No, it's so unreasonable!" Duanmu Ling was so frightened that he jumped up from the Taishi chair.

"Doctor Gao."

"Doctor Gao."

Seeing this, Hirakawa and Hachixia hurriedly stepped forward to rub his back and smooth his breath, so as not to let him kick over without lifting it in one breath.

The two helped him to sit down on the Taishi chair, and Duanmu Ling poured him another cup of tea. After Dr. Gao drank it, he felt better.

Duanmu Ling was puzzled: "I said old man Gao, you won't scare me with your own life!" I didn't say anything to offend you just now, did I? ”

"You still say." Doctor Gao is full of energy.

Duanmu Ling thought about it, and it was true that there was nothing to provoke him! Could it be that something happened that he didn't know?

At this time, Pingchuan made a cold face and asked, "Lord Shizi, why do women call those days of the month 'small days'?" Are the days still divided into large, medium and small? ”

"Shut up!" The tall doctor kicked him hard. Hirakawa instinctively dodged it.

Duanmu Ling blinked his eyes twice, why is it that when it comes to 'little days', this old man is like a cat with hair up? When you see someone, you bite. What's so bad about that?

But looking at the old man's fried appearance, Duanmu Ling thought that if he continued to mention this 'little day' again, it was very likely that this old man would really quit. After thinking about it, now that I am asking him, I should not ask for it yet, and wait until he finishes detoxifying Tianhua!

"Alas, old man, you're angry enough, it's time to work! Do you want to sit until dawn? ”

Old man Gao's old face twisted, and he snorted: "No, it's dead." ”

"Are you really dead?"

"Incurable."

Duanmu Ling didn't threaten him, and said lightly: "Then you go back, Pingchuan, please go back and tell your young master, Doctor Gao has a big face, he sent you to invite someone to treat Miss Yun, but he refused to treat him." Catch up with Ming'er and send him back to Chang'an directly. ”

Doctor Gao couldn't sit still, "What, this girl is the person the young master wants to save?" ”

Duanmu Ling glanced at him, "Otherwise, why do you think it's not me who brought you, but Pingchuan who invited you?" You're really fooling you. ”

If it's someone the young master wants to save, oops, it can't be delayed. Doctor Gao immediately stood up, took the medicine box and walked to the bedside.

"Cut." Duanmu Ling snorted, "Old minion." ”

Turning his head, he saw Pingchuan's face that had not changed for thousands of years, and asked, "Why was he so excited just now?" ”

Hirakawa looked confused, "I don't know either." ”

Duanmu Ling gestured as he spoke, "Then why is it that when he mentions 'Little Day', he is like a firework 'bang' and explodes." ”

The people of Pingchuan were honest and told them what happened on the road just now.

It turned out that on the way here just now, Hirakawa kept asking Dr. Gao what a 'small day' was. Dr. Gao said that the 'small days' are the days when women have menstrual events every month, commonly known as 'small days'.

Hirakawa let out an "oh" and said that he had finally gained knowledge. Doctor Gao said that you have never married a daughter-in-law, so it is not surprising that you don't know what a 'small day' is.

Pingchuan said, then he finally knew why there were so many concubines in Dr. Gao's mansion. Dr. Gao was curious and asked, "Why?" ”

"Because if two or three concubines in the family come to the 'small day' at the same time, Dr. Gao will not be able to have sex with them, so he must take a few more concubines in case of emergency. Dr. Gao is really thoughtful. ”

The tall doctor's face was full of black lines.

"But, Doctor Gao, if your eight concubines come to the 'Little Day' at the same time, wouldn't it be a river of blood? Everyone loses their temper, so they still have to lift the roof? ”

Doctor Gao was furious.

Hirakawa continued to use his infinite imagination, "Then if the women of the harem all come to the 'small day', won't it blow up the palace?" The emperor is so powerful, he is still alive. ”

Dr. Gao almost fainted.