As soon as Wen Xu returned home with the basket, he saw Zhuo Yiqing turning his head and looking for something everywhere, so he asked, "What are you looking for?" ”

Zhuo Yiqing asked: "I'm looking for Khan, have you seen it, I don't know where it went in the morning, and I want it to broadcast a little bit for Ying'er!" ”

At this time, Zhuo Yiqing's face was lost, and on the other end of the phone in her hand, Qu Ying'er stretched out her head and greeted Wen Xu. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Khan is not talking about people, let alone the leader of the nomadic people, but the monkey who occupied a place in the house some time ago, the name Khan naturally cannot be Wen Xu, such a 'good' name must come from Zhuo Yiqing, and she is the only one who has the leisure to name a monkey.

"It's good to wait for it to come back and broadcast it, the monkey is gone," Wen Xu said casually.

Zhuo Yiqing immediately threw her stinginess on Wen Xu's body: "It's all your fault, it's not good for Khan at all, now it's okay, you see that it doesn't go home much every day, and it is out for almost half of the day."

"Can I be blamed for this?" Wen Xu said with a smile.

"It's not that you're too harsh on it, every day this can't work, that doesn't work, throw a piece of paper and let it be thrown into the paper tube, it's just a monkey, not a human! Besides, even if it's a person, if I talk about you so much, you probably don't want to stay at home. Okay, I won't tell you, I'm going to find Khan" Zhuo Yiqing continued to turn her little head and shouted Khan, Khan went out.

Wen Xu smiled, turned around and went into the kitchen to take out the contents of his basket, then hid behind the pyre and dodged into the space, picked some vegetables out, and began to make breakfast.

"Is Uncle Xu at home?"

"Come in, I'm in the kitchen!"

Wen Xu's words fell, and a figure appeared at the door, and when he turned his head, he saw Guangli's daughter-in-law Zheng Qingqing standing at the door.

"What's the matter?"

"Uncle, I want to borrow your donkey, there is no face at home" Zheng Qingqing stood at the door and looked at Wen Xu with a smile on his face.

Wen Xu nodded and said, "Okay, the donkey is raised over there in Qinglongwa!" ”

Zheng Qingqing said with a bitter face: "Uncle, how can I have the ability to pull your big brown donkey, who in the whole village doesn't know that your donkey only recognizes you now, let's not say it's going to pull it, even if you get close, you have to prevent it from coming to two feet!" ”

"Then you wait, wait for me to finish breakfast, and then I'll bring you the donkey" Wen Xu stretched out his hand and gestured to the big vegetable and meat wonton he was packing.

"Sister Zhuo is really lucky, if you find an uncle like this, we Guangli will know how to eat all day long, and when the meal is opened, she will sit directly on the edge of the table like this, waiting for me to serve him a meal like a landlord and an old man" Zheng Qingqing smiled and held Wen Xu.

The eldest sister in Zheng Qingqing's mouth does not refer to the age but to the gender, eleven or twelve-year-old girls can also be called eldest sisters, and sixty-year-olds can also be called so, not that Zhuo Yiqing is older than Zheng Qingqing.

The countryside is generally more traditional, especially in Wenjia Village, where almost all the women in the village revolve around the pot, and Wen Xu belongs to the phoenix in the chicken coop.

"Stay for dinner?" Wen Xu gestured to her for the wonton in his hand.

Zheng Qingqing hurriedly waved his hand and said: "No, maybe the owner will come back from the construction site and wait for me at home, I just rushed to talk to you, or wait for you to find no one if you have something in the morning."

"Okay, I made a note of it! I'll bring you the donkey later," Wen Xu didn't prepare, she really stayed for breakfast, and politely watched her come out of the house.

After about a few minutes, Wen Xu was wrapping wontons when he heard Zheng Qingqing's angry and angry reprimand outside: "You dead monkey, see if I don't kill you!" ”

Wen Xu knew that the monkey was in trouble when he heard it, so he immediately put down the wonton in his hand and ran out to see what was going on.

As soon as he ran out of the door and crossed the small stone bridge, Wen Xu saw Zheng Qingqing barefoot, jumping and throwing his shoes at the monkey on the branch, and scolding the dead monkey and rotten monkey in his mouth while flicking.

"What's wrong?" Wen Xu stood on the stone bridge and asked Zheng Qingqing.

Seeing Wen Xu coming, Zheng Qingqing turned his face and said to Wen Xu: "Uncle, look at me!" ”

"What is this?" Wen Xu didn't even need to step forward, he saw a brown thing stuck to Zheng Qingqing's gown, and he didn't remember what it was, so he asked.

"Monkey!" Zheng Qingqing now feels a little like crying and can't cry, a good gown just got on this morning, and was thrown on the by the monkey as soon as he turned around, and it would be strange if he felt good.

Wen Xu was stunned when he heard this, the monkey had never done anything like this at home, don't throw, and didn't find out when he caught.

"How was it thrown?" Wen Xu asked.

Zheng Qingqing said: "I came out of your house, walked here, took out a piece of candy from my pocket, peeled off the sugar and put the sugar in my mouth, the candy paper I threw it to the ground, who knew that the monkey jumped down from the tree all of a sudden, picked up the candy paper and threw it into a small carton over there, and then came over and stretched out my hand, I thought it wanted sugar, I wanted to give it a piece, it was difficult to know that there was no sugar on the body, so I said to it that the sugar was gone, and then turned around and left, and the monkey immediately yelled at me, I ignored it, and then I felt that it was throwing something at me, and as soon as I turned around, I saw something thrown on my clothes, and I looked at it and found that it was monkey, and you said that I was in my heart."

Zheng Qingqing cried aggrieved when he said it.

After hearing and understanding, Wen Xu was a little embarrassed, because this matter has something to do with himself, and these behaviors of the monkey are taught by himself, of course, the matter of throwing at people is not taught by Wen Xu, this is completely the monkey's own on-the-spot play, and it has nothing to do with Wen Xu.

didn't know how to persuade Zheng Qingqing, Wen Xu was a little silent for a while.

"What's going on?"

Just when Wen Xu was stunned, Shi Shangzhen came over, looked at Zheng Qingqing's face with tears, and thought that Wen Xu had recruited others, and looked at Wen Xu with his eyes while asking.

Wen Xu looked at her eyes and immediately said, "Look at what I'm doing, I just came out, and the culprit is staying in the tree!" ”

After speaking, Wen Xu stretched out his hand and pointed at the monkey on the branch.

Shi Shangzhen looked at the monkey on the branch and said with a smile, "What can a monkey do?" ”

Wen Xu glanced at Zheng Qingqing, and Zheng Qingqing immediately repeated his encounter with his teacher Shangzhen.

Shi Shangzhen listened thoughtfully: "So that's the case."

As he spoke, he took his eyes and looked at Wen Xu's body again.

"Look at what I'm doing, I didn't let the monkey throw it!" Wen Xu always felt that Shi Shangzhen was thinking about something bad in his heart, and this feeling made Wen Xu feel very unhappy in his heart.

Shi Shangzhen said: "I didn't say it was you, why are you so sensitive!" ”

"I can tell you that you're not thinking in a good direction!" Wen Xu said.

Shi Shangzhen said: "You can, if you haven't seen me for a few days, you will see my psychology, where did you learn the art of mind reading?" ”

Zheng Qingqing, who was standing next to him, was a little dumbfounded, and said in his heart: What are you two doing here? Why does it sound like a flirtatious streak, don't you guys don't think that this monkey doesn't exist, right?

"Division Director!" Zheng Qingqing interrupted the conversation between the two, turned to Shi Shangzhen and said: "We should drive the monkey out of our village, it is best to send it to the zoo, how unsafe it is for a monkey to be in the village, today this is throwing at me, what if one day I throw stones at people, if this smashes people three long and two short, then how will it end?" ”

Before Shi Shangzhen could speak, he saw that Guangli was coming back from the entrance of the village, still carrying a flat burden on his shoulder, and saw Wen Xu, Shi Shangzhen and his mother-in-law standing together, and immediately leaned over with a smile.

"What are you talking about with Director Shi and Uncle Xu?"

Wen Guangli didn't find out that his mother-in-law still had this communication ability, and he couldn't help but feel a burst of secret joy in his heart.

"Talk about, look at my clothes, I just changed them this morning! ......" Seeing his own man coming, Zheng Qingqing suddenly seemed to have found the backbone, and immediately grabbed Wen Guangli and began to cry.

The man in the ravine has no other skills, and the ability to protect his wife is still first-class, which is estimated to be a natal skill, and those who can marry a daughter-in-law are afraid that their wives will run away, and if they don't treat their wives well, they have to beat the singles. So Wen Guangli was furious when he heard this, picked up the flat burden on his shoulder and threw it at the monkey on the branch.

Wen Guangli's movements were fast, but where could he quickly pass the monkey that had been trained in the space, I saw the monkey flashing like this, and his limbs stretched out gracefully, and he jumped from one tree to another tree almost instantly.

The whole thing happened too fast, Wen Xu and Shi Shangzhen didn't rush to stop it, and Wen Guangli had already rushed towards the monkey to kill him.

"Stop, what madness are you doing!" Shi Shangzhen asked with a straight face.

Hearing Shi Shangzhen say this, Wen Guangli was a little stunned and muttered, "This monkey threw at my wife!" ”

"It depends, too!" Shi Shangzhen frowned: "Besides, what do you have to worry about with a monkey, the next time you throw something anywhere, either bring something to eat, or don't throw it away!" Now that the monkey is a protected animal, don't say that you are killed, even if you are injured, will I, the village director, arrest you or not? ”

Wen Guangli and Zheng Qingqing were a little stunned when they heard this, in the impression of the two, when will the monkey be regarded as a protected animal, and besides, this monkey can also ride on people's heads? If the monkeys are only allowed to throw at us, we are not allowed to teach the monkeys a lesson? Whose heavenly principle is this!

However, although the two of them thought so in their hearts, they did not dare to refute Shi Shangzhen's words, first, Shi Shangzhen's prestige in the village is now rising, and then in the village, it can be said that Shi Shangzhen is showing a 'one-handed cover of the sky' in the division of land, and even Wen Shigui, the old village director, has stood up, not to mention that everyone is now looking forward to a good day, and no one wants to offend this division director.

"That's it! Go home and take off your clothes and wash them, can our village go to the next level in the future, and carry out tourism, I think we have to count on this monkey to attract tourists. Go ahead! ”

After speaking, Shi Shangzhen didn't wait for the two to refute, and immediately waved his hand at them and motioned for the two to go home.

Hearing Shi Shangzhen say this, Wen Guangli and his family couldn't say anything, and the sad couple went home.

Seeing the two of them leave, Shi Shangzhen asked Wen Xu, "Say, what's going on?" ”

The instinctive Shi Shang really felt that this matter had something to do with Wen Xu.

Wen Xu didn't plan to hide it, and with Zhuo Yiqing's big mouth, it was not easy to hide the little things he put on the surface, so Wen Xu briefly said the matter.

"You're conditioning?" Shi Shangzhen couldn't help but smile when he heard this.

Wen Xu said confidently: "Then what should I do, this thing is either everywhere or throwing things everywhere, if I don't teach it a lesson, it can lift my home, and turn my home into a dung pit by the way!" ”

Every time the monkey does something not to satisfy Wen Xu, Wen Xu will punish the monkey, every time the monkey does to Wen Xu's satisfaction, Wen Xu will reward a fruit or something else, to say that the monkey who has undergone space experience is indeed smarter than the average monkey, after teaching more than ten times, you can gradually figure out Wen Xu's requirements, and gradually develop certain hygiene habits, now in the small courtyard, see the paper on the ground will pick up the box, and then ask Wen Xu or Zhuo Yiqing for food.

Shi Shangzhen smiled, and then seemed to remember something, and nodded incessantly and said: "You monkey trained well, this monkey may become our Wenjia Village's health supervisor in the future!" ”

"Sanitation Supervisor?!"

Wen Xu was a little dumbfounded.