The True Story of Dagui (Plain as Water, 1)
?? "Waves and Sands, Zhaojiadu in Western Sichuan"
Sanjiang Huituo River,
Galloping for thousands of miles,
A small city in Bazi in western Sichuan,
Sit down to the southeast and look at Yizhou
Flowing to the horizon!
A secluded road through the ages
majestic Hantan,
Carry on the past and forge ahead into the future
Looking forward to tomorrow!
This poem "Waves and Sands" is the words on a plaque given to him by the comrades of the Federation of Literary and Art Circles in his hometown of Sanjiang County, with the help of Director Zhang, the great noble slut in the future, when he re-established the "Loncin Gold Store" of his great-grandfather Dai Dingwen on Chunxi Road in the city capital. The villagers want to use this plaque hanging in his chairman's office to remind this "great man" from time to time, don't forget your homeland after making a fortune: Zhao Jiadu. (Of course, in the future, the "City Capital Loncin Dingwen Gold, Silver and Jewelry International Group" re-established by the noble and slut is so large that it can almost jump out of the grave of Dai Dingwen, the great-grandfather of the noble...... )
But now, Dagui has just been born at this time, and like most babies, he cries every day except sleeping...... The neighbors of Zhaojiadu will never associate this crying ugly guy with the majestic poem in front of them!
But Director Zhang, the eldest brother of this ugly baby more than 2.8 million light-years away, he knew and accurately foresaw all this. Director Zhang couldn't wait to see the birth image of his "mortal brother" as soon as Dai Dagui was born...... Now, his old man can't wait to call up the accurate deduction of the future growth of this "big brother", and he is ready to see it again! (Hahahahaha......ha )
…… In a blink of an eye, Dagui was three years old, accompanied by his parents, and sister, for the first time, he put on the boy's clothes newly made for him at home, and he was happy, laughing and laughing with his sister, and went to Zhaojiadu's second kindergarten to study...... (Before, this "big nobleman" grew up wearing his sister Dai Dingying's old flower clothes.) )
In a few years, Dagui will go to elementary school...... (Please forgive me for describing how fast I ran.) The main reason for this is that this "rotten and expensive" is too mediocre! He is like thousands of sentient beings born in that era, growing up ordinarily and normally...... If you really want the author to describe more, I have to quote the lyrics in the next paragraph: Long years, you said that you were so confused back then, and it was difficult to choose between truth and illusion...... )
Afterward...... The little boy wore a bright red scarf to junior high school......
And then ...... Dagui's parents cheekily walked through the back door and stuffed him into the "Zhaojiadu No. 1 Middle School" in Sanjiang County......
(Originally, if everything went well, as soon as this rotten person graduated from high school, the author would have successfully completed the writing task of this chapter.) But this rotten Guigui is a "10,000-year-old phoenix, a strange man"! I believe he will not let the author feel comfortable, hum! Your sister, Dagui!)
In the summer of 1990, 18-year-old Dai Dagui took the college entrance examination at Zhaojiadu No. 1 Middle School...... It was an honor to become the "Provincial Science Champion" that year...... However, his "champion" is counted in reverse, because our "noble little brother" has a total score of only 79 ????!points in seven subjects: "language, mathematics, politics, physics, chemistry, and biology......
His father, Vice President Dai Hongyu, who had not yet broken up with Yuyan's mother, angrily tied this "noble and rotten son" to a big tree in the courtyard of the community, preparing to "use a big punishment" to beat this "meritorious man" who "gave the family a big face......
Dagui's mother, Li Yuyan, is an accountant of the county finance bureau, so Dagui was at Zhaojiadu's home, and she was also in the county government dormitory in Zhaojiadu at that time......
In the government compound, his "great Abba" actually dared to lynch and beat him? Dagui's heart trembled and was speechless! So he pleaded loudly on the tree: "Oh, Abba! The child has been wronged! I have asked to go to the provincial capital to check the papers! The teachers, uncles, and aunts in the provincial capital must have made a mistake for me! How can I be such a humble person's score! Dad, Abba! We are the descendants of revolutionary martyrs! We can't just use violence like this to make others laugh! Good father! Slow down! Slow down! Even if you want to beat your good man, you have to wait until my mother and my sister come back and the whole family is together, let's make it clear before beating! Friends in the yard! Go back and call the adults of your family to come to us to judge and save the poor noble brother...... Occasionally, there is another request, that is, I want to meet my grandfather, Secretary Li Weidong! Grandpa Weidong! Save people! The senior official of the city capital in your organization, the boss of the city gas company, and the father of the couple, his old man is lynching me here, and he is ready to beat me violently! Woo wow wow wow ......
"You bastard! Check the papers? Phew! Lao Tzu asked my friends in the city of my province to check it for you, hum! Dog thing! Your score, checked and checked, and finally it was determined that it was true! Bastard child! Do you know what Chengdu Dad's colleagues and your mother's friends in Jintang said? They all comforted me and your mother, telling us not to worry, saying that your old man is only one point short of eighty points, and his grades are still very remarkable! I'll go to you, these harsh words, we as parents, don't you feel sad to hear? Dog thing! Let's just talk about your sister, after graduating from junior high school, she was admitted to Chengdu Industrial Secondary College with excellent grades, which makes our parents feel very gratified! Okay! This time, you have made our whole family shine, and you have actually become the 'top science student in the province,'......" Dai Hongyu said angrily. At the same time, he walked briskly back to his house on the third floor, he was so angry that he wanted to go home and get a pack of cigarettes to smoke ...... (Mr. Dai doesn't usually smoke much, but today he is very angry, so he wants to smoke a cigarette to calm down.) )