The Green Years (Part I)
At noon on a Friday in Yunyang City, Director Zhang's home ......
… At this time, Director Zhang, the big leader, was scolded miserably by his two wives... You're pretending to be innocent......
"Huh!, you hide in your study all day long, singing and playing with a big knife, and we don't talk about you. The pen fun and the pavilion www.biquge.info are good now, and the child finally won the opportunity to be promoted to the rank of sergeant of the National Guard. I asked you to help me buy a book, and you can forget about it!? Now I dare to take your book, and I want to fool around here?... Xiao Zhang, slut! Do you dare to take this book, our family Daidai, to meet people? Hmm?... Just the vicious poem "The whole family is dead" on the title page can make people lose their faces in the galaxy! "Wen Meng wanted to ask Director Zhang to kneel, but after a while, he saw that his eldest daughter Zhendai was present. So I passed this sentence vaguely......
Dai Dai stomped her feet there aggrievedly and faked crying: "Uh-huh, uh-huh, hmm-woo...... Ugly Abba! It's annoying......".
"Xiao Zhang! go over and persuade the child first. Xiao Huo hurriedly ordered a copy of "Dream of Red Mansions" on the Internet. Regardless of whether it has increased in price or not, Dai Dai and thousands of people around the world have passed this time. Publishers will definitely take the opportunity to raise prices and make a lot of money. Dai Dai this time, if everything goes well, she will be a warrant officer soon, and the literature part of the cultural examination must be compulsory in this "Dream of Red Mansions". Be quick! Make an order and let them deliver it to the ...... within five minutes," Wen Meng instructed Diao Chan.
"Swipe my card! Anyway, I have a card for the sky, more than 200,000 yuan. I don't care about the four or five thousand dollars anymore... Ouch! Dead cat! What are you doing to bite your father??Damn miser little thing!Without us, would you use money?Hey, hey! It's painful to kill Lao Tzu!"The Jade Emperor couldn't flatter, but was bitten by the roaring sky and howled there.
"Get out, go upstairs, go to Dai Dai's room, and help her lute down. Get out, help the idiot!" Wen Meng commanded sharply. Xiao Huo also quietly pinched Bai Ren's waist......
"Ouch...! Yes! Yes! The old slave is going! This is going! Her Royal Highness Princess Dai! Look at Abba, who has been ravaged by them! If you are really Abba's good daughter, you should stop pretending to cry immediately! If you keep crying, your mother will keep beating and scolding Abba. Your Royal Highness, Eldest Princess, you have pity on me, old slave Abba! Don't cry anymore...... "The Jade Emperor pretended to be pitiful and went upstairs to get the pipa......
"Poof... Hahaha... "Three women, see this funny and go." They all laughed heartily......
The Jade Emperor went to the eldest daughter's room to get the pipa... When he came out, he suddenly found that several three-dimensional photos of Feng Yuqin in the room before this Zhen Dai were all gone. So he took his daughter's pipa and read viciously in that room: "Okay! Alas, I could have climbed with Feng Gong to my in-laws." If you dare to despise my family Dai Dai in the future, hmph! Once you return to the planet of Lao Tzu. Lao Tzu, as a family man, must be a small fight in three days, and a big fight in five days......!
So Zhang Slut held the pipa in his hand and walked downstairs humming the "Lang Li Ge Lang Li Ge............
"Lang Li Ge Lang! Three days a small fight! Five days a big fight, yo feed ......" rotten man Zhang, while helping his daughter tidy up the salute, while happy singing flew all over the sky. …
Diao Chan seemed to hear the lyrics clearly, and was afraid that in the future, this big official would really treat her: a "small fight" every three days and a "big fight" every five days. Hurry up and come over to help......
And he also asked flatteringly: "Oh, Brother Ren! Did the slave family choke you just now? The cicada still regrets it all the time! Brother Ren! I regret it now, it's not too late to repent to you! Uh, ......."
"Huh...... Little cicada, you misunderstood! I'm singing to another slut you don't know! That person will appear in your mortal star in the future. , he's going to owe a lot of money. Lao Tzu pondered this, and made up his brother to punish him... Hmph!" Director Zhang explained to his concubine. ……
Heavenly Court Star National Guard Reserve Soldier, beautiful Sergeant Zhang Zhendai. Dressed in a beautiful parade dress, she stood bewitchingly in front of the Jade Emperor and his wife and Aunt Diao Chan......
On the community square, Zhen Dai was about to set off...... "Come, Dai Dai, kiss Mom and Dad and Aunt Huo respectively, take our blessings, go!" The Jade Emperor said to his daughter affectionately. ……
After saying goodbye to his parents and Aunt Huo, the "space carriage" carrying Dai Dai took off from the square. Fly to the second star of Pluto. ……
watched her daughter sit in the "carriage" and leave like a fairy. The Jade Emperor and his wife smiled with satisfaction......