Chapter 31 Brother Chao, Are You a Monkey?

Chapter 31 Brother Chao, Are You a Monkey?

Deng Chao stood up with a smug face, showing what he thought was the most handsome smile, and waited with open arms to greet the two goddesses.

A gust of wind blew, and Brother Chao was stunned in place, his hands were still wide open, but only the leaves in front of him were blown by the wind.

What about the goddess?

The two goddesses had already rushed directly to Zhao Yongqi's side, one of them took one of his arms, with a little excitement on his face, and smiled happily: "Brother Xiao Qi, we are all your fans, I like your meteor shower the most." ”

"I'll kill you, kill you, see if you're still being amorous next time?" Brother Chao scolded himself viciously with his hands, and tried hard to practice the left and right fighting techniques. Then he lay on the ground in a five-body posture and cried to Li Chen: "Brothers, I'm sorry for you." ”

Cheng He walked over, stabbed Deng Chao's ass with a small branch that he didn't know where to find, and said, "Brother Chao, are you a monkey?

Seeing Deng Chao funny, the baby and the other three girls laughed and leaned back and trembled.

Stretching out his slender fingers to poke Liu Yan's arm, the baby said with a smile: "Sister Yan Yan, hurry up and comfort them, otherwise they will cry down the Great Wall." ”

Liu Yan and Ma Su laughed coquettishly for a while, and then ran to Deng Chao and the others. At this moment, Deng Chao and the other five people were standing in a line, like elementary school students standing in a punishment position, lowering their heads and kicking the ground back and forth with their left feet neatly.

"Brother Chao, I'll give you a hug too. Liu Yanjiao smiled and hugged Deng Chao gently.

"Oooh oh. Deng Chao seemed to have taken a strong pill and posed as a popeye, his head swayed back and forth, and he shouted: "I feel that I have infinite power, what about spinach?

Just when Deng Chao was having fun, Zhao Yongqi suddenly turned to the camera and said: "Actually, what they lack is not spinach, but ......."

Speaking of this, Zhao Yongqi took out a vitamin bottle from his trouser pocket, held it up in front of the camera, and let the four big characters written on the sticker on it be clearly entered into the screen - Zhuan Zhi Comics.

After staying for a few seconds, Zhao Yongqi raised the small medicine bottle to the left side of his handsome face, raised his right hand and stretched out his fingers, pointed at the medicine bottle and said seriously: "Do you often make two mistakes? Do you often be said to be funny? Are you distressed, there is no cure for the funny? Now all this is a thing of the past!" After ten years of hard research and development by the research institute that has never heard of it, adding nutrients that cannot be understood at all, it has been awarded the international ABCDE certification by the island of Wow, Java, and has obtained hundreds of patents, and is known as the gospel of the comma. Don't doubt, don't hesitate, pick up the phone now, call the order line 987654321 order now. ”

Speaking of this, Zhao Yongqi pulled the baby over and said with a bright smile on his face: "Order now and get a photo of the male god and goddess! Hurry up and pick up the phone, order now." Okay, now there's a call coming in...... Congratulations to Brother Chao for becoming the first lucky person to order five sets of Zhizhi Doubi No. 1 for himself and four good friends. Congratulations!"

"Hahaha......" The audience burst into laughter.

Baby, Liu Yan, and Ma Su couldn't straighten up with laughter, and even some cameras temporarily let go of the camera equipment they were holding in their hands, for fear that they would laugh too violently and affect the shaking of the picture.

Chao Ge's mouth opened and closed a few times, and finally spit out two words from between his teeth: "Beat him!"

Facing the approaching Deng Dynasty and the other five people, Zhao Yongqi hid the small medicine bottle behind his back, then tilted his head, looked at the sky, whistled, and shook the hand behind his back lightly, and flew the small medicine bottle out.

"Hehe, Brother Chao, Brother Chen, Brother Kai, Brother He, Brother Zulan, the weather is good today. Zhao Yongqi looked at the five people with an innocent smile.

"Tyrannical tease, right?" Li Chen approached with a smile.

"We didn't take medicine, right?" Cheng He twisted his waist cheaply.

"I suddenly felt like I didn't want to eat. Zheng Kai looked serious.

"If you eat too much, you want to beat people. Wang Julan made a boxing move.

"What nonsense, beat him!" Brother Chao gave an order, and the five people immediately pounced, and within two blows, Zhao Yongqi was already thrown to the ground. Cheng He was even more fat, and he couldn't move by relying on his weight.

"Wait, wait! Zhao Yongqi raised his only movable left hand and shouted loudly.

Say. Deng Chao replied domineeringly.

"First, don't slap your face. Second, it is forbidden to kill with a thousand years. After Zhao Yongqi finished speaking, he immediately showed a flattering smile, "Big brothers, can you not fight?"

"Beat him!"

"Hahahaha......"

……

After being ravaged by Deng Chao and others, Zhao Yongqi stood up covered in dust and supported by the smiling baby.

Gently patting the dust on Zhao Yongqi's body, the baby was full of smiles, but said with distress: "If you say that you are stupid and don't admit it, provoke five of them at a time, and you can't stop you if you are a superman." ”

"Haha, pay attention next time, provoke up to two. Zhao Yongqi touched the bridge of his nose and responded with a chuckle.

Naturally, this scene was faithfully recorded by the camera. Full of warmth, filling the heart of everyone who sees the picture.

"Alright, now everyone is ready. Let's take a look at your arena. Lu Hao held the megaphone, and with an order, the red silk cloth covering the field was removed by the staff on both sides, revealing the true face of the arena.

As soon as everyone saw the venue, they couldn't help but gasp.

"Oh, NO!" Deng Chao hugged his head and said, "This is a finger pressure board, or a particularly perverted finger pressure board." ”

I saw that the arena was roughly divided into three parts. The closest to the crowd was a field about five meters wide and twenty meters long. The whole field is covered with shiatsu boards, only in the middle there is a path about thirty centimeters wide, which is composed of normal small particle acupressure boards, and all the sides are demonic small bamboo shoot shiatsu boards that are about two centimeters long.

After crossing the area, there is a crooked serpentine finger pressure board, about two meters wide, but there are semi-circular circles standing on it every twenty centimeters or so. Judging from the curved length, the total length is about fifty meters. However, the acupressure plates in this area are all normal small particle acupressure plates.

Finally, there is a large bouncy castle that is more than four meters high. On the side near the crowd, you can see many handrails that can be grabbed to climb, and a flag with a white snake pattern is erected on the top.