Chapter 45 I accidentally hit a big soy sauce

The moment he woke up the next day, Zhang Yu was punched, kicked and bitten by Ning Xin, and there was a faint pain, according to the exaggerated saying, it was the feeling of being bitten by thousands of ants, remembering that Ning Xin's hair was crazy yesterday, Zhang Yu once again made a low evaluation of Ning Xin's wine in his heart, and secretly decided to see the drunk Ning Xin in the future, how far and how far to stand. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info

At the end of May, Pingyang has entered midsummer, and it is also the favorite season of young people, men begin to take off their coats, put on thin and breathable short sleeves and shorts, and girls also wear their favorite skirts, for the teenagers of Pingyang No. 1 Middle School, girls are the most attractive at this time, but unfortunately, according to the school rules of No. 1 Middle School, most of the girls wear over-the-knee cropped pants and long skirts, and in the face of the long legs that are well disguised under the long skirts, they can only silently curse the feudal heads of the school leadership in their hearts, but the occasional spring light also makes their boring time have some brilliant colors。

"I'm just making soy sauce. Familiar words came from his ears, but Zhang Yu couldn't see clearly the appearance of the young man who had been thrown behind him and stopped in front of the red light, playing soy sauce, which traditionally only refers to soy sauce, but because of Zhang Yu's single chapter in the Great Nirvana, it became popular all over the Internet, even Pingyang, a small city that lagged behind in the Internet era, slowly began to be used.

He Jun is still cheap, and there is a trend of developing to be more cheap, summer is the season for cats and dogs to express their emotions, He Jun also has this characteristic, the recent He Jun and Song Jing are very close, a bit like flirting and scolding, but unfortunately there is only scolding, no love, and no pretty, every time He Jun is guilty of cheaply annoying Song Jing, and he is beaten and kicked.

Jia Zhengyan's situation in Class Nine has been much better recently, He Jun and Lin Ang no longer occasionally go to him for trouble, Lin Ang never doubted Zhang Yu's decision, He Jun did not change his mouthy problem, he still chased Zhang Yu to ask the reason, and was slapped by Zhang Yu in the head, and then quieted down.

At the moment of school, Zhang Yu remembered that Ning Xin was back, and it was time for him to go home for dinner, and sent a text message to Chen Yue, saying that he would not go to eat at noon in the future.

Back at the residence, Zhang Yu glanced at the shoe rack that had been cleaned up, and was sure that Ning Xin had woken up, the living room had also been cleaned, and the familiar sound of pots and pans came from the kitchen, and Ning Xin was cooking.

Zhang Yu stood at the door of the kitchen, looking at Ning Xin, who was busy wearing an apron, with a faint smell of shower gel, after taking a shower, his hair was coiled, and the clothes on his body had also changed, only the faint red between his eyes told about the hangover and drunkenness last night.

Zhang Yu nodded lightly, well, Sister Xin looks more cute now, although sometimes she will show the brutality of a little girl, but it is still normal, "Sister Xin, you still don't drink in the future!"

Ning Xin was too focused on the fish in the pot, and she didn't hear Zhang Yu opening the door and walking into the kitchen, "Ah." The frying spoon in his hand hit the edge of the pot and fell to the ground, and the fish soup was sprinkled on the small toes of Ning Xin's pink slippers, "I was scared to death by you, how did you walk silently." Ning Xin patted her chest and glared at Zhang Yu fiercely.

Zhang Yu smiled awkwardly, "Sister Xin, it was you who concentrated on cooking, and you didn't hear the sound of me opening the door." ”

Picking up the spoon and washing it, Ning Xin suddenly glared at Zhang Yu viciously, "Did you take advantage of me yesterday, why do I hurt so much here." ”

Zhang Yu looked at her two breasts with Ning Xin's hand, and smiled helplessly, "Take advantage of you, eldest sister, I can't wait to be ten meters away from you." Thinking of Ning Xin's madness at night, Zhang Yu rubbed his forehead, "Sister Xin, tell me in advance when you drink in the future, I will definitely hide." ”

After listening to Zhang Yu's description, Ning Xin frowned, "Are you exaggerating?"

"Exaggeration!" Zhang Yu pointed to the thumb that still retained Ning Xin's tooth marks, and then took off his shirt and let Ning Xin look at the masterpiece that belonged to her on his back, "Look, this is your masterpiece last night, you won't have no impression at all, right?"

Looking at the big tooth marks on Zhang Yu's back, Ning Xin blushed, she didn't expect that she would look like this when she was drunk, "Okay, put it on, big man, how to take off your clothes indiscriminately." Throwing the clothes on Zhang Yu's back, Ning Xin said angrily.

After lunch, the moment he returned to the room, Zhang Yu also heard Ning Xin's complaining voice, "Stinky boy, am I performing so badly!"

With a low smile, Zhang Yu walked into the room and turned on the computer, although he just wanted to make a soy sauce on the monthly ticket list, Zhang Yu still developed the habit of paying attention to the monthly ticket list every day, and of course, he also developed the habit of posting some thanks to readers for their monthly ticket support at the end of the chapter every day.

Although the competition on the monthly ticket list has become fierce, after all, the top five works on the monthly ticket list are rewarded, and it is still a lot of income for the singularity author who only has subscription income now, compared with the fiercely updated monthly ticket list in later generations, most of the novel updates on the singularity monthly ticket list at this time are tepid, and some may only update a dozen chapters a month, and only Zhang Yu maintains a stable update every day because of the habits of later generations and no problems such as Kavin, which is also the reason why the results of Great Nirvana are so popular.

After reading the updates of other novels, Zhang Yu realized that in this era when online texts have not yet been adapted into movies, comics, online dramas, and the word IP has not yet been traced, most of the authors of Singularity are part-time, and the authors with an annual income of more than one million are only Xuehong, and their own work is their biggest source of income, and some novels can only be uploaded on the website after the physical version of the novel is published.

The clicks of Great Nirvana have exceeded three million, and the collection has exceeded forty thousand.

Although the background is insufficient, but the momentum is fierce, the Great Nirvana has rushed to the eighteenth position, 143 monthly tickets, the name of the novel in front of the Great Nirvana is very familiar, "Zichuan", the author is an old pig, belongs to the ancient gods, has a significant reputation, and is still active ten years later.

Zichuan's last update was more than ten days ago, roughly browsing the works on the monthly ticket list, Zhang Yu was already surprised by this, but suddenly had an inexplicable sense of superiority, well, this is a common problem of reborn people, although we are just a slightly stronger otaku, but I still remember a lot of things that have happened in the past ten years, especially the online literature industry, this industry that has fed countless people with more than 10 billion yuan in the future market, and also produced the high list of online writers rich list.

Although his own update volume can be regarded as the first fast hand of the singularity, Zhang Yu is not too fluttering, although the subscription will be much higher because of the plot and the number of updates compared to other new authors, but if you want to be like those reborn writers who read before rebirth, they will become the biggest dark horse on the monthly ticket list in the first month of their release, and those great gods will be cut off the horse, it is impossible, why many authors have very few updates, but the monthly tickets are not a lot at all, because those who vote are their diehard fans.

Being able to squeeze into the top 20 is beyond Zhang Yu's imagination, as a street author who has never been on the monthly ticket list even at the end of his previous life, Zhang Yu is easily satisfied at this moment, so he knows how to be grateful to those readers who support him.

What Zhang Yu didn't expect was that the impact of the Great Nirvana of Rebirth on the monthly ticket list suddenly climbed several times on the second day after the end of May, and the Great Nirvana, who was still climbing in eighteen places a few hours ago, suddenly got more than thirty monthly passes in the evening, rising to the fourteenth place on the monthly ticket list.

After waking up, the Great Nirvana moved up one place again, the thirteenth, from the side of the fish who loves cats, there was also a news that the Great Nirvana book friend group opened two new book friend groups and filled them up in two days, as the author of the Great Nirvana, Zhang Yu was the last to be pulled into the group, and then staged the treatment in the first group, burst the photos, reported the three measurements, and the swept Qianjun, who has always liked to do some mindless things, applied for a new author number, ready to stage a tanuki drama again, but after joining the group for a minute, he was kicked out of the group by the fish who loves cats, because this guy was short in his brain when he filled in the reason for joining the group, and filled in I am Qianjun。

Entering a group, Zhang Yu watched the crusade of his friends in the group against the guy who swept Qianjun, and the sweeping Qianjun who remembered to eat and not beat pretended to be dead again and disappeared into the group, but Zhang Yu, who knew the fetish of this guy, knew that this guy, who was a rich second generation, must be refreshing the chat interface on the opposite side of the computer, ready to come out and brush up on his sense of existence at any time.

On the last day of May, Zhang Yu refreshed the monthly ticket list more than a dozen times with the idea of accidentally breaking into the top few of the monthly ticket list, until zero o'clock, the position of the great nirvana of rebirth on the singularity monthly ticket list was fixed at the twelfth place, there was no miracle in Zhang Yu's fantasy, but Zhang Yu did not have the slightest frustration, very happy, twelfth place, if there is a new book monthly ticket list at this time, he is the first.

Humming Mr. Zhou's nunchucks, Zhang Yu happily typed a new single in the background, "I accidentally hit a big soy sauce, thank you!"

"Under the great persecution of Changhe, I wrote a single chapter of the fight for a monthly ticket, but I didn't expect everyone to be so powerful and put the Great Nirvana to the twelfth position...... The excitement in the hearts of the guests has not dissipated at the moment, and I feel the pressure, and I will definitely write a more exciting plot to repay your support. ”

Although it's already early in the morning, the book friend group is still very lively, and there are still a lot of night owls for readers who read novels. ”

Behind Zhang Yu, the reply was still an unexpected sweep of thousands of troops, "It's Keda, how are you going to thank us, are you going to make a promise?"

There is a who sweeps the thousands of troops, a group of people who are much more active than the other two groups, and the mad lion as the administrator can't stand the sweep of the thousands of troops again, "Sweep the thousands of troops, you come here, I will never kill you, you dead man." ”

Sweeping thousands of troops, he is quite determined to give full play to his cheap nature, "You come and beat me, beat me...... Haha"

Seeing the photo of the angry hair rushing to the crown, Zhang Yu dissuaded him with bad intentions, "Crazy lion, don't be like him, just treat him as if he doesn't exist, and everyone too." ”

"Yes, everyone should not exist, let's talk about us. So the tragedy of sweeping thousands of armies was ignored by the book friends in the group, and no one paid attention to every speech.

"I'll go, it's Keda, count you ruthlessly, let me cry slowly. After leaving a sad and indignant last word, the sweeping army disappeared into the group, causing the group members to laugh.