023 [Wang Zheng was confessed for the first time]
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Wang Zheng fed the baby, went out to look around, and finally found a shop that looked a little tasteful and less crowded, and then ordered a bowl of noodles and a meat bun in front of the beautiful front desk girl.
Seeing the beautiful girl and the sudden rise in popularity, Wang Zheng was in a good mood today and gave himself a meal.
At this time, a chubby proprietress hurriedly brought the noodles over, looked at Wang Zheng, was stunned, and said in surprise: "You...... Not last night...... That one...... ...... on TV The ...... Do you want to take a baby brother? ”
When Wang Zheng heard this voice, it was very crisp, and he was overjoyed, "The voice is good!" Beauty for sure! Brother is starting to become a little popular now? But I'm a little nervous when I hear the voice...... "I looked up and was stupid."
This is a round-faced proprietress who looks very young, wears a flower on her head, is only about seventeen or eighteen years old, and has a chubby face with baby fat, which is really fat! At least 300 pounds! Wang Zheng wondered if the other party would crush him to death if he pressed it down.
"I'm thinking about something", Wang Zheng coughed and shook these thoughts away, looked at the baby on his shoulder, and coughed: "Ahem...... Maybe it's just down there. ”
The baby fat proprietress covered her mouth with her hands, and Wang Zheng even saw that the other party's body began to tremble.
"Ah...... It's really you...... You...... You...... Singing last night...... Sing well, I'll follow you...... Swinging for a long time...... Reminds me of ...... The way I was when I was young...... You wait! I'll add you another bun...... Free ...... Don't want money. The proprietress covered her face with both hands, and through her fingers, Wang Zheng could see that the other party was blinking, as if she found Wang Zheng's gaze, and the other party was shy! He said, and then quickly dodged in to get the buns.
Wang Zheng: "......"
Wang Zheng put the baby on another stool and began to eat.
A minute later.
"Boss, don't you think anything of me, can you? I'm eating, and if you look at me like that, I won't be able to eat. ”
"Ah...... Good...... I don't look at you......" After speaking, the proprietress covered her face, turned her head, and saw that Wang Zheng lowered her head to eat again, so she gently turned her head to stare at Wang Zheng through her fingernails.
Five minutes later.
"The hostess...... I really can't eat anymore, can you stop looking at me? I'm a little flattered! Wang Zheng was very flattered at the end.
"Ah...... Good...... I don't look at you......" After speaking, the proprietress covered her face and turned her head.
So Wang Zheng lowered his head to eat again, and the proprietress gently turned her head to stare at Wang Zheng.
Ten minutes later.
"Ahh One last bite of buns! Lao Tzu has finally finished eating! Lao Tzu can't stand the birds! Wang Zheng wanted to cry without tears, roared in his heart, got up and shouted:
"Boss, collect the bills!"
The proprietress blushed on her face, blinked her big eyes, looked at Wang Zheng affectionately, and said, "Brother Baby...... You're leaving...... Why don't you eat another bowl...... I don't want your money...... I'll be free to you for the rest of my life...... And you see that you have a hard time with a baby...... I'm still single...... I don't mind being a small ...... It's true...... You see...... Can you consider ...... And later...... In the future we can have many chubby cubs...... Resemble...... Doll on your shoulder...... So cute. ”
When Wang Zheng heard this, he felt a pang in his heart, "Nima still wants to have a cub with me?" And it's a fat cub again! O Nima! Did Lao Tzu pour blood mold today? Go out and meet this superb! ”
Wang Zheng quickly put the money down, his face rolled and crawled, and he ran away without a trace in an instant.
Only the proprietress stood there stunned and motionless, and only murmured for a long time: "What are you still shy...... I don't mind if you're young! ”
"Nima, today is really a hit! How could you encounter this kind of wonderful, even more strange than Lao Tzu, hell! Damn it! Damn it! After Wang Zheng ran away, he scolded loudly and decided not to go to that restaurant to eat again.
However, after scolding, Wang Zheng felt a little sad in his heart, and the tears that he finally managed to control were rolling in his eyes, patted the little PP of the milk baby, and said: "I think that I Wang Zheng has been confessed for so many years, and it is the first time that I have been confessed, woo woo...... It's still like this when it's confessed, oh my God! You're playing with me, right! Hit me with a thunderbolt and kill me! ”
The baby blinked her eyes wide, and she didn't know why, "I don't know, what is crazy about daddy!" ”
At this time, a fortune teller on the side of the road, dozing off boredly, heard Wang Zheng's words, suddenly shocked, his eyes flashed, and he went up and grabbed Wang Zheng and said: "Donor, look at your Yintang with light, slightly pink, you are a sign of a peach blossom, gratifying......"
Wang Zheng was suddenly grabbed by a person and was startled, only to turn around and see a middle-aged man with a three-sheep's beard who looked like a Taoist priest looking at him with a smile on his face.
"Peach blossom luck? Brother Dao wasn't talking about me just now! Wang Zheng asked in a daze, and it was the first time he heard that he had peach blossom luck, and he suddenly felt refreshed.
Hearing the other party call himself Brother Dao, and he was so polite, the Taoist priest nodded secretly, and said with a slow smile: "Yes, it's exactly what Brother Dao said!" I see that the donor has ordered you to commit peach blossoms, but there is a ...... Kindness...... No, there are a few peach blossom tribulations! ”
At the end, the Taoist priest was a little puzzled, this person's face showed that this person was absolutely destined to commit peach blossoms, but it was quite rare to commit several peach blossom tribulations at the same time!
Wang Zheng was stunned for a moment after hearing this, and said, "Brother Dao, you said that I have a ...... How many peach blossom robberies? What is the Peach Blossom Tribulation, is it good or bad?"
The Taoist priest touched the three sheep's beards, shook his head, and said with a smile: "The secret of heaven must not be revealed!" However, although the heavenly secret cannot be revealed, there is a way to relieve you of a peach blossom catastrophe here, I don't know if the donor is willing to try it! ”
"I believe you're the hell!" Wang Zheng thought about it, but he was uncertain in his heart, if he encountered the type of gang in the future, it was estimated that he would be disgusted to death.
So Wang Zheng said: "Let's talk about it, let's talk about it first, if you're here to fool me, don't say it!" Your path is too shallow! ”
The Taoist priest smiled mysteriously when he heard this, took out a big duck toffee and said, "After eating this toffee, you will be guaranteed to survive a peach blossom catastrophe!" Only 98!"
When Wang Zheng heard this, his face turned dark, and he scolded: "Nima, you take out a white rabbit toffee...... No, the big duck toffee just wants to cheat Lao Tzu's money, next to the Olympics, I think you are crazy about money, why don't you 998? ”
"Well, how does the donor know that my original price is 998? Now it's only 98, what are you waiting for? The Taoist priest was stunned.
“F-U-C-K!” Wang Zheng scolded, turned around and left.
The Taoist priest was anxious, and immediately stepped forward to grab Wang Zheng and said, "I don't understand what the donor said just now, but my milk candy can really solve you a peach blossom tribulation!" ”
"It's strange that I believe you!"
Wang Zheng was speechless.
Half an hour later, Wang Zheng was about to go crazy, glaring at the Taoist priest in front of him and yelling, "What do you want to do? ”
The Taoist priest smiled bitterly: "This candy can really solve you a peach blossom calamity, why don't you buy it and try it?" ”
Wang Zheng gave him a blank look, he couldn't stand it, took out a hundred yuan and threw it to him, took the milk candy and threw it to the milk baby, and left without looking back.
"No need to look for it!"
Only the Taoist priest touched his head and said, "Young people now! It's just that the patience is too bad! ”
After returning to the Crystal Mansion, Wang Zheng has been sullen.
So lying on the bed and letting the baby play on his chest, the more Wang Zheng thought about it, the more angry he became, so he stared at the baby and said, "Baby, did you see it?" Like the proprietress of the tube where I went to eat noodles today, if you encounter a humanoid dinosaur like this in the future, you must slap them away! Of course, when you see a big beauty like Mu Xueqing, you have to sell more cuteness and communicate with them more, their bodies are fragrant and soft, especially the two sachets on their chests, which are tempting......"
"Hey, hey, hey...... Baby ...... No, you're drooling, saying that you're not lustful, it's weird to believe you now! Wang Zheng saw that the milk baby suddenly drooled and said suspiciously.
"Oh...... Woo...... Hehe......" Suddenly the baby made a pleasant sound.
"Huh? Why is it raining? ”
Nima!! I forgot to change your baby's diaper! ”