Chapter 588: Fooling around
Wen Xu stood on the road and couldn't help but be stunned, I don't know what kind of madness Grandpa Jiu is doing here, there are a lot of children and grandchildren on the old man's side, the son is gone now, the grandson is almost completely gone, and the one or two who are alive have almost nothing to rely on, and their bodies are not as strong as the old man.
If you want to say that it's weird, the old man's spirit is strong, and now he is the head of the great-grandchildren, and several great-grandchildren used to take care of him in turn, but he mainly followed Wen Guangxing, and now Wen Guangxing didn't go in, so he mainly followed Wen Guanghao, of course, it's not that other families don't take care of it, and several families have to pay a piece of money.
This Wen Guanghao is an honest person, and the two of them are also honest people, saying that they are not filial piety or the like, not to mention that others Wen Xu does not believe it, although he can't do anything like entertaining relatives in colorful clothes, but he still hasn't done anything inappropriate to take care of the elderly.
Feeling that this was strange, Wen Xu naturally stood still, and then turned around to go into the courtyard to see what was going on.
Before Wen Xu could reach the door, the sound of harsh winter came from the courtyard.
"Guanghao, if the old man wants to find a companion, you can find one!"
Wen Xu listened to the tone of the harsh winter, which was not a serious word, and it was obvious that there was a mocking meaning in his words.
Wen Guanghao's voice was almost crying when he replied, and the honest person was more stupid, so he had to beg and said: "Boss Yan, don't add fuel to the fire, okay, my grandfather is so old, where can I find a wife for him? Besides, if I renew the strings for the old lady and find a wife, how will I live this life, maybe there will be no one in a few days? Ouch!"
It didn't seem to be finished before the words were finished, and Wen Guanghao immediately screamed.
Then Wen Xu heard Grandpa Jiu shouting here: "I'll kill you, I'll kill you!"
"Master, what are you hitting me for?"
"Kill you little rabbit cub, which string do I continue, your grandmother is not dead yet, I want to take a concubine!" Grandpa Jiu roared out the slogans that countless new Chinese men wanted to say but did not dare to say!
As soon as he heard about the concubine, Wen Xu immediately restrained his feet and felt that it was better not to go in and get involved in this commotion, and this matter might be transferred to his side.
Sure enough, just as Wen Xu was about to leave, Wen Guanghao's voice came from the courtyard: "Grandpa, this is already New China, there is no such thing as taking concubines, the government does not agree, it is illegal to do this and you will be imprisoned!"
"Nonsense, you just don't want me to accept it!"
Wen Xu didn't even need to look at it to think of Grandpa Jiu's bearded glare.
"How can there be a concubine now, grandpa, some children in the village haven't even talked about their daughter-in-law, and you are not afraid of other people's jokes if you want to take a concubine?" Guanghao's daughter-in-law's voice was crying.
The good old man suddenly didn't know what to go crazy about, he used to be able to sit anywhere for a day, the only thing he was interested in was the little thing in the ancestral hall, or he would tidy up the ancestral tomb or something, and he didn't know how now all of a sudden the old tree was going to open new branches, and the old man wanted to take a concubine!
"Nonsense, who wants to laugh at me first to laugh at Renting, I can't accept him if he has a concubine?" Grandpa Jiu finally said his reasons, and this voice was not to mention the warmth outside, even the three or five families around were alarmed, and everyone couldn't help but be dumbfounded when they heard the old man's voice.
Concubinage?!
A large number of people stared at each other, and the husband and wife were speechless between father and son.
As soon as Wen Xu heard everything here, he immediately smeared oil on the soles of his feet, and ran straight to his house with a whoosh.
Yan Dong was afraid that things would not be big enough, and he came diligently, and he also knew who Renting was in Grandpa Jiu's mouth, and his name was Renting, but it actually referred to Wen Xu. As soon as this kid heard that the concubine was 'Wen Xu', his spirits immediately lifted.
"I said, old lady, when did you say that you took a concubine?" Yan Dong asked with a smile.
What Wen Xu didn't expect was that not only the goods in the harsh winter were in Wen Guanghao's house, but also Xu Yue and Zhao Defang, these two people were accompanying the harsh winter to visit the Xudong customers, who knew that they had encountered such a fun thing, if these two goods were not happy for a while, they would not be Wen Xu's good friends.
"Tomorrow!" Renting personally told me that he would take a concubine tomorrow!" Ninth Grandpa replied.
Poof! Wen Guanghao almost didn't have a mouthful of old blood rushing out of two meters, and now he understood that his grandfather was talking about his uncle Wen Xu's marriage. The old lady's brain is not good, and she is messed up.
"Grandpa, that's the uncle of the Wenxu clan who will marry tomorrow, and the aunt who is marrying Ming Media, how can there be a concubine who doesn't take a concubine!
"What are you talking about killing your turtle grandson? Who is the one who will marry tomorrow? Wen Xu, who is Wen Xu!" Grandpa Nine asked angrily.
Wen Guanghao said: "Uncle Liangzhuo's son, Uncle Renting's grandson!
Fortunately, Wen Guanghao dodged quickly, or the old man would have slapped him in the face.
"Fart! don't fool me, Liangzhuo, this kid is still wearing open crotch pants, I saw your uncle and grandmother holding it yesterday, where did you come from, son, you obviously want to lie to me!" The old man snorted angrily, the old man felt that it was a good thing for the government to open up the concubines, which was conducive to the family branching out, but his own group of grandson thieves were not things, and it was estimated that he was reluctant to give a dowry or something.
The more the old man thought about it, the more angry he became, so he immediately shouted a slogan that even young people dare not shout: "I am still young, and I can still spread the branches and leaves of my ancestors! I am not old!"
Not to mention the people in the courtyard, even some of the people who came to the courtyard to watch the excitement were stunned by the old man's 'ambition'.
Wen Guanghao almost went crazy with his old lady and grandfather, and now he really has an expression of wanting to cry without tears!
Both of them are honest people, what do they have to say, and they are not very good at lying or anything, and now they are scolded by the old man for a while, and they can't be reasonable but can't be reasoned with, but they can't come from the old man, such an old person, take a concubine?
And this thing is too disturbing, even before the Qing Dynasty, only the great-grandson thought about taking a concubine for the great-grandson, where did the great-grandson give the great-grandfather a concubine!
At this time, there were already a lot of people in the courtyard, and everyone was in the same sect and figured it out after listening to it, this old lady with an abnormal brain didn't know which crazy one to smoke today, and the old man who hadn't tossed others for more than ten years was stumbling today.
"Guanghao, you should come down first, wait for a few days, maybe the old lady will forget it, what are you talking to him" Someone in the crowd immediately came up with an idea.
Wen Guanghao said: "Brother Jiu, if I agree here, what if the old lady remembers it? Don't look at the old lady's side to forget things quickly, but there are some things he won't forget, can you guarantee that he can't remember this? If I agree to this and he remembers, I guess I don't want to live in peace in this life."
"Then what are you going to do, and the old lady is spending here?"
At this time, I don't know why Guanghao's daughter-in-law said something to the devil: "Grandpa, you want to take a concubine, have you asked grandma, now the government stipulates that concubines must be approved by the yuan!"
As soon as these words came out, Grandpa Wen Jiu was immediately dumbfounded, and he was stunned for a while and muttered, "What do you want her to agree to do about this!"
Although he said this, his tone was obviously weaker, not only was his tone weaker, but his face also began to be entangled, in short, he was immediately cowardly!
Wen Guanghao understood even if he was stupid, and opened his mouth and said: "Grandpa, you have to discuss this matter with grandma, I am a junior here, if I agree, grandma will not kill me, besides, it doesn't matter if you kill me, your grandson will have no father."
The old lady has the most important blood relationship here, and when she heard that her great-grandson was in danger, she instinctively was shocked: "That's unacceptable!"
In the old man's heart, unfilial piety has three no queens, as for the natural more the better, more children and grandchildren can appear to be prosperous family, now I heard that the grandson has no father, he can't stand this thing a little, although the old man's brain may turn all at once, but instinct tells him that this thing is not appropriate.
The old man was confused by the matter of his wife and great-grandson, and he couldn't think of the concubine for a while, and the whole person regained his calm, but the big guy didn't know what the old lady was thinking in his head.
Wen Guanghao and his family breathed a sigh of relief directly, and immediately took advantage of the situation and said: "Grandpa, why don't you give the whole house out at home? It's late tonight, so you can stay at home!"
The old man probably didn't feel happy, probably because he didn't accept a concubine or something, so he immediately said: "At this time, your filial piety is coming?
After speaking, the old man strode away, and everyone walked out of the courtyard.
Looking at the harsh winter, it's not good, this excitement can't stand it, but he won't provoke any more demon moths here, after all, the old man has a bad mind, and it's a bit too much to tease the old man, but he knows that someone has a normal brain, if you don't make fun of someone, then today's long night will suffocate the harsh winter!
So he came out of the courtyard of Wen Guanghao's house, and in the harsh winter, he hummed a little tune, and killed the courtyard of Wen Xu's house with Xu Yue and Zhao Defang.
When I arrived at the courtyard of Wen Xu's house, I found that Wen Xu's house was also lively today, and there were more than a dozen little guys running around in the yard, as if they had just changed their batteries, and one or two women were coaxing these leather boys to sleep.
This thing is a bit difficult to do, for a seven, eight, or ten year old leather boy, how many people almost sleep with a group of friends? Now all of them are like chicken blood, that's called an exuberance.
Zhao Defang's head was a little big when he saw it: "These boys probably have time to make trouble!"
Xu Yue asked, "Fourth aunt, is Wen Xu back?"
When the woman heard this, she immediately waved her hand and said: "Aunt Xu, I don't deserve to be called that, then I'm not the same generation as my father-in-law, Uncle Xu is back, and now he is in the first room on the right hand on the second floor, and he just came back not long before you."
Hearing the woman say this, the servants entered the house and ran upstairs.
Wen Xu opened the door and found them standing at the door, so he asked as he stepped inside, "Why are you here when you don't sleep so late?"
In fact, Wen Xu guessed that if Yan Dong didn't come to make fun of himself about the concubine, he wouldn't be able to sleep well tonight.
"I heard that you will take a concubine tomorrow? Yes, the same day that the concubine marries a daughter-in-law!"
Sure enough, the harsh winter didn't even enter the house and immediately started a joke.
Wen Xu's method is very simple, that is, he does not speak, as long as he says that he will take a concubine, then nod his head, so he said for almost a quarter of an hour, and the boy in the harsh winter felt bored: "You thief has no sense of humor now! Let's go, lady, let's go back and rest early!"
After speaking, the kid took Xu Yue's hand and put it to his mouth and kissed it, then put it on his arm and swaggered out of the room.
"Rest early, you have a lot of things to do tomorrow," Zhao Defang said with a smile at Wen Xu.
"It's okay, don't worry, I'll resist!" Wen Xu nodded lightly in response.
When Wen Xu looked at the window of the house with a big red happy word, and a dozen red lanterns had been hung in the courtyard, he sighed in his heart: Lao Tzu is finally married!