Chapter 569: Science is a Normal Thing...
Professor Pan, who is a great scientist, a top scholar in the country, the Department of Biology of Shannan University has been so awesome over the years, because he is the leader of the discipline. "Words, feelings, first, http://www.Klxsw.com
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Needless to say, the IQ of a great scientist is not necessarily low, Professor Pan proved this to me with facts, he immediately laughed, and put his arm around my shoulder, "Just kidding, Xiao Su don't be so strict, doing research is a very boring thing, usually joking to enliven the atmosphere, life color can be regarded as rich." You see, I'm not a pervert, how can I think of cutting your thing alive, even if it's cut, it's waiting for you to die, waiting for you to die, that thing is useless, cut it for everyone to study, for human evolution, social development, and harmony of the earth, to make a contribution as a human being, don't you say?"
Damn, hearing what he said made my back chill.
If I hadn't died myself, no matter what way I looked at it, he wouldn't have survived me, and now he was thinking about what would happen after I died, what he wanted to do
I looked at him vigilantly, "It's not okay to die, don't beat my idea"
Professor Pan laughed again, "Haha, haha, you see, if you are not a young person, you really can't stand the joke." When a person dies, the corpse is useless, and it is a waste to burn or rot in vain. I signed an agreement to donate my body for scientific research after death, and you said that you are so young, why can't you think about it than I can haha, just kidding, just kidding. ”
As I spoke, Feng Tian had already gone in first, Professor Pan walked in with his arms around me, looked at Feng Tian with a thief's eyebrows, lowered his voice and said: " Xiao Su, don't you dare to let people study some problems in that area No problem, I recently have a research result, which can greatly enhance the ability in that area, and the injection drug is about to enter clinical application, if you need it, I'll give you one, rest assured, it's free, don't want money, you look at the matter of this cooperation room, I'm not bribing you, our relationship, and Xiao Feng's classmates are here, do you still need to engage in this kind of something, that thing is absolutely easy to use, I use the orangutan to make the real yàn, you can be incorporeal overnight, even the ten apes, once it was not enough, so I had to catch a dog and top it”
I really despair of this Professor Pan, "Professor Pan, you are a great scientist, do you need to do this?"
"How much is the festival worth a pound," Professor Pan did not blush, Xiao Su, you don't know, since I was led into this line of research by Xiao Feng, I realized that the world is broad and profound, and I want to study it in depth, but where do we have so many opportunities to contact these things, before Xiao Feng provided us with research objects, the number of samples is too small, I'm anxious, you see I'm so old, I can live a few days, if I can see even one result before I die, I can close my eyes with peace of mind."
I looked at him suspiciously, "Professor Pan, you're only fifty years old."
Professor Pan's face was not red or breathless, "There is no end to scientific research, even if I am turned into a lich, I feel that I don't have enough time. As he spoke, he glanced at Feng Tian with a thief, "Xiao Su, you give me a thorough explanation, can this person become a lich I asked Xiao Feng, but she refused to sue me." ”
I said regretfully, "If she doesn't sue you, then I can't sue you either."
Of course people can become lichs
There are similar spells in both the East and the West, except that the Chinese side does not call the lich a living corpse.
Just looking at Professor Pan's fanatical posture, I want to sue him if he has such a thing, he can't really turn himself into a living corpse
"Don't say it, that's it. Professor Pan's IQ was naturally sufficient, and he said thoughtfully, "I don't know where to get this spell, if only I could study it." ”
I hurriedly said, "Professor Pan, let's go back and study again, my senior sister called you in front, it seems that you can't get in."
After entering the gate, there is a second door, this door is much smaller, but it is also three or four brushes, all kinds of certifications, and the absolute access control is strict.
Enter the second gate, and you will be the real yàn room.
It's a big space, it looks like it was originally a warehouse, but it was later changed to a real room.
This space is two or three thousand square meters, separated by transparent glass into rooms of different sizes, each room is full of various instruments, except for the computer, I don't know anything else, but just from the appearance of the very tall.
At such a late hour, there were still people in the real yàn room, just in a few rooms in the southwest position, there were six or seven people, wearing white coats and masks, busy working there, and they didn't know what they were doing.
Professor Pan shouted at the top of his voice.
Those few people came over and saw Feng Tian there, it was called an enthusiasm, they rushed up to shake hands and say hello, and pulled her to their own territory, wanting to ask her to give guidance.
Professor Pan introduced me to them, but no one paid attention to me, and he coped with a few promises and continued to pester Feng Tian.
Damn, this is too discriminatory, I know that my senior sister is popular, but I don't need to do this
Professor Pan hurriedly stopped everyone's frenzy, and took a few Kang Yongtai's bones for testing, Feng Tian also followed, I couldn't come in handy, I wanted to go with me to see the excitement, but several people said to me, "Oh, Xiao Su has a sofa lounge over there, and you can watch TV, you go and rest, don't come over and make trouble."
I felt that my self-esteem had been taken a blow, and I was not angry that they looked down on me so much, so I said to Professor Pan, "Bring me some of your research materials, and I will see how good you are."
"No problem"
Professor Pan happily agreed, arranged for someone to take me to the lounge, and came over with a thick stack of texts to show me.
I put on a posture, picked up the text and read it, but before I finished reading a page, my self-esteem was hurt by Yan Zhan again.
Nima, I know many numbers, and together I can't understand what it is
Have I degenerated into illiteracy?
Get me the information, it seems that he is an undergraduate, and he belongs to the level of a scientific research dog in the real room, and asked with a smile: "Mr. Su, I don't understand, do you want me to explain it to you?"
I was angry, "You say, the lights are too dim, and you're too tired to look at."
He started explaining it to me.
Damn, it's the same as the book of heaven, don't you want to say it so professionally
After talking for about ten minutes, the one breathed a sigh of relief and asked, "Mr. Su, I still understand what I said, I deliberately translated it into an easy-to-understand way, and the orangutans in our room can understand it."
Damn, it's a heartbeat
My whole person is not good