1037: Funny man
Those beauties couldn't help laughing, their pretty faces were slightly red, and their eyes were full of admiration when they looked at Liu Yichen.
rub, I really admire him, which makes Liu Yichen even more unwilling to sit here.
"Husband, just sit here." Lin Yuxin smiled: "It's okay, maybe this place will be your woman in the future." Ha ha. ”
Liu Yichen's several women laughed, Her Royal Highness the princess laughed the loudest, she was not ashamed at all, but those girls were ashamed, and their faces were almost dripping blood.
Liu Yichen sighed: "You guys, don't be kidding, by the way, which world system are you all from?" ”
Several beauties introduced themselves, and they were all beauties from different world systems, but they were all very familiar with Liu Yichen, because they were all listeners when he lectured along the way.
Liu Yichen didn't expect such a reason, nodded and said: "There were too many people during the class, and I really didn't pay much attention to a few beauties." Your Royal Highness, where is your best friend? ”
Her Royal Highness the Princess smiled and said, "Oh, isn't this coming, this is my best friend, Her Royal Highness the Princess of the Real Madrid Empire." ”
A stunning beautiful girl in purple clothes came to her, and she smiled and bowed to Liu Yichen: "Mr. Liu, speaking of which, I am still your disciple." ”
Her Royal Highness the princess immediately greeted everyone, and everyone saluted one by one, and after sitting down, Liu Yichen said suspiciously: "I don't seem to remember when there was a princess like you as a disciple." ”
"Of course you don't remember, I learned a lot from your videos." Princess Real Madrid smiled: "But when I saw you in person today, I want to worship you as a teacher, are you willing to accept me as a disciple?" ”
Liu Yichen shook his head with a smile: "There is no need to apprentice, it's okay to learn from you, if I can help you, I will naturally spare no effort." ”
"It seems that my dream of becoming your disciple has been shattered." The princess of Real Madrid sighed: "However, I still hope that you can think about it, I will definitely be your pride!" ”
"I won't think about it, because I can't afford a princess to be my disciple." Liu Yichen said with a smile: "Now there are many young Junyan who look at me as if they are going to kill someone, if I accept you as a disciple again, I don't think I will live long." ”
"I'm still very young and I want to live well." Liu Yichen took the wine handed by Her Royal Highness the Princess, took a sip and said, "Just like now, a leisurely life is my pursuit." ”
"Hey, well, it seems that you are a good man." The princess of Real Madrid looked very sad, which suddenly made the men who were already very appreciative look at Liu Yichen more and more unpleasantly.
"Your Royal Highness, if you just want to make trouble for me, I don't want to fight with you." Liu Yichen said with a straight face, "I'd rather offend you than offend many people." ”
"You are Liu Yichen?" The trouble has come, it's not one, the five sons and brothers came over, looking at Liu Yichen's eyes are not good, looking at Liu Yichen's women's eyes, they are not good.
"I just, what's wrong?" Liu Yichen looked at them lightly: "If you want to find me trouble, it's best to inquire clearly?" Also, take care of your eyes, I never like people looking at my women like that. I like to be jealous, and when I am jealous, my head will fall to the ground, and blood will be splattered! ”
"Boy, who is Nima scaring about?" A boy in black sneered: "I'll just look at your woman, I not only want to watch, but also on, what can you do to me?" ”
Burst.
The boy in black suddenly lost his tongue, his teeth, his mouth, and his jaw, and then his whole person turned into pieces of flesh and scattered on the ground.
What is surprising is that the blood does not come out at all, as if there is no blood left, such a situation is really weird.
Liu Yichen looked at the remaining four sons lightly: "Who else wants to become like this, I will give you a chance, to be honest, killing people is as natural and simple as breathing for me." I can't remember how many people I've killed, and I can't count them to anyone else. ”
The four boys were all stupid, their faces were unusually pale, Liu Yichen was so powerful, this was something they never imagined.
I heard that Liu Yichen's speed is very fast, but this is too fast, I didn't see him move at all, and the person was cut into countless small squares, this is simply not a matter of speed or slowness, but it has reached an unpredictable point!
The four boys ran away immediately, and they didn't care about collecting the body of the man in black.
As soon as Liu Yichen waved his hand, those pieces of meat disappeared, and from beginning to end, no primordial spirit appeared.
"Let's eat, we've started serving." Liu Yichen smiled, as if he had never done anything.
However, several of the beauties at the table, as well as the princess of Real Madrid, as well as the people around who witnessed this qiē, already had a different opinion of him.
Lin Yuxin also killed someone just now, although it was bloody, it was far less terrifying than Liu Yichen, his methods were too cruel, and at the same time too calm.
Cutting a person so neatly, it can be seen that when he starts, he is very calm and very good.
Such a person is the real terrible person, who wants to find trouble with him, really have to think about it!
"Liu Yichen." An old man appeared in front of Liu Yichen: "Give me back my son's corpse and the original god!" ”
The old man's expression was indifferent, as if he was going back to something, and he was not alone, let alone that person was still his son.
Liu Yichen nodded: "Okay, I've already returned it to you." ”
The old man snorted, looked at his storage ring, and was suddenly extremely surprised, and then sighed: "Admire, really admire." Whatever you do, all I can say is that you're the best person I've ever met. Thank you for your mercy, this is my little apology, please smile. ”
The old man put a small box on Liu Yichen's table, and then left.
Everyone didn't understand what was going on, they all chopped people into pieces of meat, why did they show mercy to their subordinates? Also apologized, and thanks, it's really incomprehensible.
Liu Yichen put away the small box directly, and smiled slightly at the girls: "Give me a bowl of that soup, Your Royal Highness Princess, you caused me a lot of trouble just now, and you didn't apologize for serving the soup to me." ”
The princess of Real Madrid smiled and got up to serve him soup, holding it in front of him with both hands: "Then I will apologize to you." But I don't understand, why do you apologize and thank him when you killed his son so cruelly? ”
"When did I kill someone?" Liu Yichen said with a smile: "Sometimes what you see with your eyes may not be true, I have never believed in my eyes, I only believe in my heart." ”
"Okay, let's drink the soup, there are some things you won't understand now, but you will understand in the future." Liu Yichen took a sip of soup: "Very good soup, it seems that there is a good cook in your palace." Let's eat, don't keep your eyes on me, I can't eat either. ”
All the women's faces turned red, and several of Liu Yichen's women were eating and laughing.
Their husbands are excellent, they are all happy, even if they may get some rivals in love, it doesn't matter.
Liu Yichen really started to eat, he was very attentive when eating, and he didn't do anything else at all, just ate well, and was extremely devoted.
"Watching Mr. Liu eat, even if he is not hungry, he will feel hungry when he looks at it." The princess of Real Madrid was curious: "Mr. Liu, have you been hungry and hungry?" ”
There seems to be some other meaning in these words, which makes people feel weird.
Liu Yichen smiled faintly: "How is that possible, I'm just a person who is very serious about everything." If you don't believe me, ask my ladies if I take everything very seriously. ”
Liu Yichen's pretty faces suddenly turned red, and they all glanced at him, and their white eyes were full of flattery.
The other beauties at the table suddenly turned red, no one expected that Liu Yichen would suddenly start playing meat, he thought he was a serious person before, but now he realized that he was not at all.
Liu Yichen laughed: "Okay, no kidding." In fact, as a person, I am afraid of the word serious, I am very serious about many things, because some things must be serious, and only by being serious can I better enjoy the process. In fact, the result is not so important. ”
"Just like eating, this is one of the most common things we do in each of our lives, just like breathing and sleeping, but this process can be done very seriously, and it is also one of the most enjoyable processes."
Liu Yichen suddenly smiled evilly: "Of course, some things are not serious and enjoyable, and when you are serious, you can enjoy it very much, which is wonderful." ”
All the women gave him a blank look, and they opened their yellow tongues again, and they hated it.
Although Liu Yichen opened the meat, those beauties who admired him felt that he was even more interesting, because he was not a rigid man, but a very interesting man.
Liu Yichen said: "Jokes are jokes, I think when eating, you really have to be serious, only in this way can you fully enjoy the fun of food." Eating isn't just about filling your stomach, if it's just about filling your stomach, there's no need for us to make so many delicious dishes. ”
"Since the food is food, it is natural to treat these delicacies with the attitude of a gourmet." Liu Yichen sandwiched a crab, slowly peeled out the crab meat, and put it in his wife's small plate, each of them was a different part: "They like to eat different parts, but they are not good at this, I am good at serving them." ”
When Liu Yichen said the word "waiting", he had a wicked smile on his face, and deliberately accentuated his tone, as if he was emphasizing.
The fourth girl immediately blushed, glared at him coquettishly, and began to eat crab meat.
Liu Yichen gave the rest of the crab roe to the other wives: "They all like to eat crab roe, and they always like such sticky things." ”
The women's faces suddenly turned red, and they all bit their lips and glanced at him shyly.
The faces of the other beauties on the table were all red, and Liu Yichen began to stop talking serious again, what a big villain.
Liu Yichen quickly peeled three crabs for his wife, and then the fourth one was distributed to the other girls on the table, to the surprise of the women, he divided the part they liked, but before that, they didn't eat crabs, let alone say that they liked to eat that part, how did he know?
This is really incredible!