…… Thank God, thank you to the Supreme Lord, the Buddha, Muhammad, the Virgin Mary... so that the author can escape from the bloody array he set up...... It's time to write the text...... But wait! Our family Zhang Yudi is rotten. The pen %fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info rotten people among rotten people!Don't you want me to write the text......

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On June 30, 59999, at 0:52 a.m., Zhanzhu Lakeside villas, Zhang Bairen's house. … This one was ...... to think about! Zhang slut actually thought about it for more than two hours...... He thought that he had found the lotus flower and saved the universe......

His servant, Brother Ruler, was already there leisurely with his legs crossed...... Zhang Yudi was drowsy... It's like waking up again... Looking at the stereoscopic screen in front of me... Even God, there is a ruler slut playing in it, and the "Fanxing Historical Drama" (Mom! The blood is still there!) "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" yes...

This episode of "Nagasaka Slope"... Occasional gods... I saw that screen... The thirty-eight-year-old "Prince Liu Adou"... In order to show his small country, the crown prince is strong and calm...... In the midst of a cosmic war scene with thousands of troops... Stroking the guqin... Countless energy flames almost (or deliberately) passed by him (why don't you just blast him to death)... And Brother Adou (something that can't be supported by mud on the wall). In the midst of the raging war... Affectionately played and sang: "The white dew is frost...... There's a beautiful woman... On the water side... "(I!!! I want to vomit again!)... Here, Zhao Liyun (Zhao Yun, my mother, you call Zhao Zilong, you are going to die!Yu Mama!?), led a huge fleet to save the young master, his mother-in-law, Miss Huang and his two little sisters! Thank God again... Because Zhang Rotten fell asleep again... "Nagasaka Slope" on the screen (when no one is looking)...... It's over... The list of crew members is displayed (background music: Rolling Yangtze River East Passing Water...... ), the chief director "Yu Dema (Mom)", and Zhao Dengding... (You two are both even moms... ）……

It was already 1:40 a.m., and Emperor Zhang really woke up this time... He wondered there: "Why tonight, my little obedient mother." Why haven't you come back yet?... Oh! What about Lao Tzu's review!", Director Zhang thought anxiously, and began to yell, "My little slut! You destroy harmony! When I stay for a while, I can't afford to pay the difference! Your baby's good days are over! Zheng Yunsong! Brother, I'm sorry for you! This is the rotten ruler stack found by himself! I don't blame other people! I only blame the lazy people for making their own mistakes......"... Lying in the compartment casually, he was holding the ruler who was bathing on the system, and replied calmly: "Roar! Isn't it a bad review book?...?" I said, "Leader, you are not afraid of hurting the feelings of our brothers... You're cheap! You're cheap! You're being balled! Grandma Wenmeng is actually the emperor's mother! Your mother! understand!...... The review book was written early in the morning, and it was a must...! Let's see for yourself! Brother Boren! Your character is very controversial... If you go back another 60,000 or 70,000 years, according to the law, the car will be torn apart! (Say you!rotten emperor!)"..."Oh!hehehehe! Little slut, you still have a bit of a bone! Lao Tzu doesn't care about you anymore, hand in the papers... Look, I'm talking about the things that don't get angry!Hmph......"

So the foot stack handed in the answer sheet... The Jade Emperor is preparing to review... His sweetheart baby Wenmeng big beauty pushed the door and came back......

Wen Meng has been delayed for a long time tonight... Seven children, seven tears... Seven Narratives...... The survival of the family and the country, the tragedy of the family... Her daughter Zhenyao softly recounted to her mother in her arms, "Mommy, Yaoyao will never forget! When her aunt died, her brother's eyes were full of despair and helplessness......", and his Dai Dai's firm gaze and outpouring out, "Mother, I am willing to die for my country's great love, and ......I will die for love!" ...... Coming out of the children's room... She went up to the roof of the villa... The stars at midnight shine even brighter... After calming down your emotions...... She returned to her lover, Jade Emperor Bairen......

"Ah, dear, what are you doing! I wrote the review book myself, and I changed it eight times...... Please enjoy the light... Bai Ren's sins should not be forgiven..."... The rotten man is like a spring, and he is very capable of slapping horses...

"Bai Ren, get up, get up and say okay! I just played with the eldest lady's temper... Get up, (the rotten man is still pretending to kneel by the wall)" ...... "Hmm...!If you don't look at Renren's sincere review, Renren won't be able to kneel for a long time...!......

"Okay!I'll see!, can you take it to the bed!?" Wen Meng said to her husband while half-lying on the bed... Slut like a slut flying on the bed............

The two husbands and wives were reading the masterpiece of the little slut on the bed: "Respected young mother and wife. Even...... The sable cicada pushed the wine over... Occasionally said that even if she didn't drink it, she said that even if she was her Tang chieftain, she had to drink it, and even pushed it over... She pushed her over again with a sewitching slur... I pushed it over again, and I thought of you in my heart...! After a while, she seduced her again... Even because of you, I rejected this little woman and pushed it over again... She cheekily pushed over again... Occasionally push it over... The wine glass accidentally touched her boobs...... "...

?... "Well, that brother Ren! You and that sultry little woman pushed over like this, uh-huh! Push over! Oops! How sensational...... Why don't you and I demonstrate it and see what the result will be (Wen Meng said that he was holding an orange in his hand and pretending to be a wine glass)"...... So the two husbands and wives were on the bed, simulating the process... In the end, Zhang Bairen wanted to make Zhi faint... No more simulations...... He really did it...... Will his beautiful leadership... Parents...... Knock down on ...... Topmost...... (The background music seems to sound the famous song "Ambush on All Sides"............ ）

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