100 [It's not that enemies don't get together]
"Brother Yang, you came too timely, any later, my reputation will not be saved. ”
"What do you mean?" Yang Wei asked, showing the usual gossip spirit of journalists.
"Ah, that's it, that's it, wait a minute, I'll go to the bathroom. Wang Zheng said with an expression of internal injury.
"Eh, Mr. Wang, hurry up, those rock and roll youths in the Japanese country are a little anxious, and they are not easy to mess with. Besides, he has also been famous in the Star Country recently, and many girls are here for him today. Yang Wei said with a little embarrassment.
"It's hard to mess with, I'm not easy to mess with. Wang Zheng said a little angrily, "Don't say it, I'll go to the toilet first." ”
"Hurry up. ”
Wang Zheng didn't answer, just waved his hand, and went into the toilet with his crotch.
"Shh~" Wang Zheng stood in front of the urinal with an expression of enjoyment, and put the water to his heart's content.
"Woo woo whoa, where are the potatoes to dig ......" a young man in a suit and leather shoes next to Wang Zheng called out with a look of disgust.
"The side face looks familiar. Wang Zheng leaned forward slightly and looked at the person's face, "Damn, that Japanese man at the airport, this is really a narrow road." ”
"By the way, Fuwa, what did he just say?" asked Wang Zheng as he looked up at Fuwa riding around his neck.
He said that the toilet hygiene in the Star Kingdom is really poor, and the people of the Star Country are dirty slaves and have no quality. Fuwa translated word by word.
"I'll plug in. Wang Zheng was immediately angry, twisted his buttocks, and threw out the dragon with a swing of his tail.
"Eight grid tooth road. The Japanese man next to him didn't even pull his pants, jumped and took a step back, and then stood there looking at Wang Zheng with a resentful face, "You, the airport, Bageya Road." ”
"Yo, what a coincidence, what are you eating here, why is your mouth so stinky?"
"Eight grid tooth road. After speaking, the Japanese man lifted his pants and smashed his fist at Wang Zheng's face.
The incident happened suddenly, and before Wang Zheng could lift his pants, he subconsciously grabbed the arm of the Japanese man with both hands, and then pressed the Japanese man against the wall.
"Sample, fight with me, it's still tender!"
"Let go, let go of me. The Japanese man tried to struggle a few times, but to no avail, and Wang Zheng nailed the Japanese to the wall.
"Are the people of the Star Kingdom still not filthy slaves?
"Eight grid tooth road, woo woo hee, spit on Badaha. The Japanese man became anxious and spit out a mouthful of Japanese language.
"Dare to call my daddy, despicable, nasty. Wang Zheng's voice sounded in Fuwa's mind.
As soon as Wang Zheng heard this, he raised his leg and prepared to make a move to the zenith, but before he could get out of his leg, the Japanese man shouted. When I looked up, I saw that Fuwa's small hand was pinched into the shape of an orchid finger, and it was constantly playing the Japanese man.
"Oops, it's amazing my baby. Wang Zheng praised in his heart.
"Let me ask you again, are the people of the Star Kingdom still dirty slaves, do they have any quality?" Wang Zheng then asked.
"Eight grid tooth road. The Japanese man endured the pain and scolded.
"Why is your mouth still so stinky?" After speaking, Wang Zheng raised his head and looked at Fuwa again, "You still have no perfume?"
"Giggles. Fuwa understood what Wang Zheng meant, and giggled non-stop, "Yes." ”
"Here, spray him. Wang Zheng also smiled.
The Japanese man looked at Wang Zheng, who was suddenly laughing, with a blank expression, but before he could think about it, he suddenly had a feeling of enlightenment. A clear stream erupted from the top of Wang Zheng's head, and there was a peculiar fragrance.
The flow of water gradually decreased, and the Japanese man raised his head, and saw Fuwa standing firmly on Wang Zheng's shoulder, and the little brother was facing him, and when the urine flow was exhausted, he did not forget to shake it twice in the end.
At that time, the heart of the Japanese man collapsed all of a sudden.
"Holy, Fuwa, you're dripping my nose. Wang Zheng looked at the small droplets on his nose.
"It's okay, it's okay, daddy, nutrition and beauty can still get rid of blackheads. Fuwa sat on Wang Zheng's shoulder and said.
"Teacher Wang, okay, why are you so slow?" Yang Wei hurriedly walked into the toilet, but as soon as he turned the corner, he saw Wang Zheng half-stripping his pants and pressing the beautiful picture of the Japanese man on the wall.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'll wait a little longer, you go on. After Yang Wei finished speaking, he was ready to go out.
"Alas, Brother Yang, you misunderstood, this Japanese people scolded us Xingguo people. Wang Zheng hurriedly explained.
"Yang Sang, save me. The Japanese man shouted as if he had seen a life-saving straw.
"What's going on?" Yang Wei turned back again.
"Hey, Mr. Wang, you let him go first and put on your pants. Yang Wei stepped forward and pulled Wang Zheng away and said.
"Spit and smack. As soon as Wang Zheng let go of his hand, the Japanese man screamed.
"Mom, Dad, he said you were a barbarian. The baby translated immediately.
"Okay, let me show you what a real barbarian is. Saying that, Wang Zheng prepared to go to war.
"Teacher Wang, don't be angry, don't be angry. Yang Wei hurriedly grabbed Wang Zheng, and then turned to the Japanese man and said, "Nei Kujun, don't say it, let's all cooperate, the show will start soon, hurry up and prepare." ”
"Hmph~" The Japanese man knew that he was not Wang Zheng's opponent, tidied up his clothes, and then left with a cold snort.
"Brother Yang, is this the Japanese who participated in the show?" Wang Zheng sorted out his clothes, looked at Yang Wei and asked.
"Yes, he's the lead singer of the Fork Eurasian rock band. ”
"Interesting, today is going to be a nice day. Wang Zheng said with a smile.
"Mr. Wang, you can't do anything out of the ordinary, if something happens, you will not only be fully responsible, but also compensate the company for its losses. Yang Wei reminded.
"Don't worry, everyone is a civilized person, and I won't do anything out of line. ”
"Looking at the current situation, you don't need to meet with those Japanese people anymore, just start preparing for a while. ”
"Okay, then there's still some time, I'll go to the dressing room and get my hair straightened out. Wang Zheng walked to the mirror of the toilet and looked at a hair messed up by a milk baby and said.
"Well, I'll let you know later. After speaking, Yang Wei left.
Back in the dressing room, Wang Zheng sat on a chair and motioned for the makeup artist to come over and fix his hair again.
"Cousin, it's been over so soon, I heard that the guests from the Japanese Kingdom who came today are all very handsome!" Wang Xiaomei didn't know what was going on, and said nymphomaniac.
"Well, decay, it will be more decaying in a while. ”
"Ah, what do you mean?" asked Wang Xiaomei.
"Well, it's okay, by the way, Sister Xiaomei, is my song finished?"
"Well, sing that song "Dark Incense". ”
"You go and talk to the producer, change the song, my new song is called "Descendants of the Stars""