CHAPTER XVII
"Fanzi, I thought about it just now, we don't care about the house and the car first, but you kid stays at home all day, even if we make money in the future, you may not be able to find a daughter-in-law, so from tomorrow onwards, I will first look for your aunt and your aunt to see if there is a suitable girl," Zhang Cuifang said with a smile.
Xu Fan's chopsticks fell directly on the bowl and made a crisp sound, and he looked at his mother with his mouth open, his painting style changed too quickly, and he couldn't accept it anymore.
Before eating, my mother was still angry with the matchmaker, and this would just be coaxed, so why was she thinking about it again.
"You kid, why did you get rid of all the chopsticks," Zhang Cuifang said, picking up the chopsticks from the table and handing them to Xu Fan.
Xu Fan, who took the chopsticks, looked at his father Xu Yishan, and the meaning was obvious, Dad, if you don't persuade me, let Mom stop tossing.
Xu Yishan quickly glanced back, you kid was laughing at me just now, you want me to help persuade me, no way!
Seeing that his father refused to help, Xu Fan didn't plan to persuade his mother, who was already a little enchanted, and lowered his head and worked hard to pick up the food.
Zhang Cuifang belonged to the action faction, quickly finished eating, simply cleaned up, took out her mobile phone and began to call Xu Fan's aunt and aunt.
made Xu Fan embarrassed with black lines on his face, but fortunately, Xu Fei called in time, hurriedly said hello to his parents, and went out as if he had escaped, without even bringing a sunspot.
When they arrived at Xu Fei's house, Chen Bing and Xu Tao had already arrived, and the table was full of vegetables, which was a little different from the last time.
"Fanzi, what's the matter with you kid, if you don't urge you, won't you come," Xu Fei asked dissatisfiedly as soon as he sat down.
"Wool, there is something to delay at home," Xu Fan scolded with a smile.
"Regardless of this, if you are late, you will be punished with three glasses first," Chen Bing picked up the beer bottle and poured it into his bowl.
Seeing this posture, Xu Fan had a bad premonition, and said while holding the wine: "I said brothers, don't be the same today as last time, everyone just have fun, otherwise the next day will be really uncomfortable." ”
Xu Tao replied with great sympathy: "No, my bile that I vomited when I went home that day was about to come out, and my stomach was uncomfortable for a whole day the next day." ”
"Hey, you're all good, like me, it's miserable, this kid is very inauthentic and let me sleep on this ground all night, and when I get up in the morning, my whole body is swallowed, and I almost knelt on the washboard when I got home, I said Feizi, should you express it," Chen Bing pointed at Xu Fei and smiled.
"Damn, isn't that already expressed? I won't sleep with you that day, it's very interesting," Xu Fei said with a blank look.
"You're embarrassed to say this, you call it sleeping with me, don't you know, as soon as I woke up, the two feet of this thing were on my nose, and I almost didn't smoke me to death," Chen Bing immediately called to reveal the old bottom.
"You can't blame me, who knows when you're asleep, drinking, drinking," Xu Fei explained by touching his nose with some embarrassment, and finally picked up the wine to change the topic.
"I'll serve you two," Xu Fan picked up the bowl with a smile after hearing this.
"Suit," Xu Tao jumped out of a word very simply.
"Cut!" Chen Bing sighed, picked up the bowl and touched it together, and it was all dry in one go.
was interrupted by this, Xu Fan easily escaped the punishment of drinking, and with a few bowls of wine, the atmosphere on the table became lively, and Hu Tianhai chatted.
After three rounds of wine, five flavors of food, and the amount of alcohol of the four people also reached seven or eight points, except for Xu Tao, whose face became whiter and whiter the more he drank, the other three people had already become live Guan Gong, and the topic of conversation inadvertently pulled to Xu Fan.
"Fanzi, didn't you say today that your aunt went to find a matchmaker for you?
Xu Fan, who was hesitating whether to cheat or not, suddenly heard this question from this product, and couldn't help but be stunned, thinking about what his parents said at night, coupled with the urging of alcohol, he immediately became unhappy and replied angrily: "Don't mention it, that matchmaker is a dog who looks down on people." ”
As soon as Xu Fan said this, the other three immediately came to ask with interest, and with Xu Fan's character, it was also an understatement to say it simply, but this would be drunk, and he had a feeling of not vomiting and unhappy, and he said it from beginning to end with a mouth open, and he also added some of his own opinions very unceremoniously.
"Damn! This matchmaker owes a beating, if Lao Tzu designates a big mouth to suck her to death in front of him," although Chen Bing was not drunk, but he drank so much wine, it had reached the point where wine could borrow courage, and when he heard Xu Fan say this, he immediately shouted excitedly.
", this matchmaker is looking for a fight, if Lao Tzu can break his leg in the designation," Xu Fei also shouted.
Xu Tao's temperament has always been relatively stable and calm, and the amount of alcohol is also the best, but he did not follow the coaxing, but changed the topic to another point, sighed and sighed: "Hey! Now it's easy to find a girlfriend, it's really difficult to get married, all kinds of conditions, you can get married once you get married." ”
"Yes, fuck, it's not easy to get married now, Lao Tzu is married this time, and he is almost back to before liberation," Xu Fei, who had just finished getting married, answered with emotion.
"It's still my wife who is very knowledgeable, and the father-in-law and mother-in-law are also very particular, and it basically didn't cost much to get married," said this Chen Bing puffed up his chest and was very embarrassed.
"Get out!" Xu Fei and Xu Tao scolded him almost at the same time.
"Don't show off here, you kid, I know that you have a good life, and you can bring back a wife when you go to college," Xu Fei pointed to Chen Bing and said with a sour taste, and then turned to Xu Fan and said: "Fanzi, since there is no drama on the matchmaker's side, do you want a few brothers to help you, Taozi, you are in the government unit, and the beauties there must introduce Fanzi more." ”
", why is it on me again, I'm not in a hurry about this, everything depends on fate," Xu Fan originally planned to sit on the side and watch the play, watching these few small complaints about their current marriage, who would have thought that this would turn so fast, and went around to himself again, and hurriedly waved his hand and said.
Xu Tao ignored Xu Fan's words, his face was a little depressed and complained: "Those women in my unit, their vision is higher than the other, and the requirements for men are really varied, not only do men have good looks, good figures, but also high incomes, and the minimum monthly income is more than 10,000 yuan, and the family has a house and a car, and the most outrageous one actually requires a villa and a luxury car, and I don't want to think about marrying them if I have this condition? Will they still nest in the county? I really can't figure out how their heads grow." ”
Xu Fei's eyes immediately lit up and said: "This is good, with the posture of Fanzi's family selling watermelons, it can basically meet the requirements in one or two years, Taozi, you hurry up and introduce it, of course, those few want villas and good cars." ”
After he said this, Taozi came to his senses and looked at Xu Fan a few more times and said: "Fanzi, when are you going to buy a house in the city? This is the core question, none of my colleagues are willing to marry in the countryside," At the same time, he also silently planned for himself in his heart, and was ready to go home and ask his father how the peaches were doing, how much income he could have, and how long he could buy a house in the city.
"Buying a house in the city? Forget it, I think our village is good, surrounded by mountains and rivers, and the air is good," Xu Fan replied without thinking about it.
"Uh...... Fanzi, you really don't plan to go to the city to buy a house, this seems to have become the basic condition for marriage now," Xu Fei scratched his head and asked, and after getting Xu Fan's affirmative answer, he sighed and hit Chen Bing with his idea: "Bingzi, your wife didn't ask for anything when she married you, you ask your wife if she has any friends or relatives like this to introduce Fanzi to Fanzi"
Chen Bing came over directly with a roll of his eyes, and replied angrily: "Don't think about it, when my wife married me at the time, her relatives were either dissuaded or made strong demands, if it weren't for my father-in-law and mother-in-law who were assertive enough, I guess I'm still single, as for her friends and colleagues, they are basically from the city, needless to say, the conditions are the same as those of Taozi." ”
"Now, my wife is about to be led crooked by these colleagues and friends, and when she goes home, she will talk from time to time, how is it in the city, how is it inconvenient in the countryside, and the day before yesterday he mentioned to me that he was going to the city to buy a school district house, and now my head is a little big when I hear this," Chen Bing paused and then complained with a depressed face.
"Okay," Xu Fei rolled his eyes and shrugged at Xu Fan, indicating that he couldn't do anything about it, obviously the focus of this product was still on Xu Fan, and he directly took Chen Bing's words as wind in his ears.
"Don't just look at the two of us, why don't you ask your wife?" Xu Tao asked.
"Hey, don't mention my wife's friends, the reliable and suitable ones have been inserted into the cow dung, and the rest are less reliable than you say, and one of them even threatened not to marry if he is not a foreigner, how flattering is this," Tao Fei sighed.
As soon as Xu Fei's words were finished, the atmosphere on the entire wine table became a little silent, and the three of them were silent for a while, and then followed Calvary to stare at Xu Fan, and the eyes were strange.
The three of them actively discussed their own affairs, Xu Fan was moved in his heart, but he currently had a dispensable attitude towards this, so naturally it didn't matter, so he didn't speak too much, which suddenly felt strange, looked up at the three of them looking at him directly, and asked a little inexplicably: "Why are you looking at me like this?" ”
"Hey, mortal, your future happiness can only depend on yourself. ”
"Brother, don't insist on it, go to the city and buy a house early. ”
"Listen to my advice, now society is like this, if you want to marry a wife, you have to compromise with society. ”
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