Chapter 48: Fooling the Experts

After laughing, Yingran let Chu Chu and the other four girls go, and asked Chu Chu to quickly answer her doubts.

As soon as Chu Chu was free, he pretended to pose as a superior, put one hand under the pointed chin in a figure-eight, and with the other hand behind his back, he walked around the house with a figure-eight step, frowning, walking around, I don't know how many feet I stepped on, but none of the girls disturbed her, and they were quietly waiting for the answer of the "expert" Chu Chu.

Especially Yingran, who was so nervous that she couldn't sit still, she got up and poured a glass of water, holding the water cup with both hands and sipping it lightly, so as to relieve her tense strings.

"Hey ......" Chu Chu didn't know when he turned to Ying Ran and slapped Ying Ran on the back, which scared Ying Ran so much that the water cup almost came out of his hand.

Just as Yingran was about to blame Chu Chu, Chu Chu smiled and said, "I know the problem, the reason why your classmate's body is different is because she is a white tiger, and she is a special white tiger, once in a thousand years, huh...... It is the so-called King of the White Tiger, and I also had a quick glimpse of it in a 'classical book', and at the time I thought it was nonsense, but I didn't expect that there were living examples in real life. ”

Hearing the word "White Tiger", Yingran's heart hung up, because she herself was the so-called White Tiger, and just now she didn't say that the so-called high school classmate was the White Tiger, so Chu Chu didn't know, but she could guess just by the other symptoms she described, which made her admire Chu Chu very much, and naturally believed in Chu Chu's words, and she didn't find the banter in Chu Chu's eyes, nor did she ask what the out-of-tune "classical books" were.

"Wait, wait," Mi Xiaobei asked anxiously, "What is the White Tiger, and what is the King of the White Tiger?"

"The so-called white tiger is the place where the woman is smooth, sisters, you have one, do you want me to verify the body, hehe......" Chu Chu looked at Yingran's lower body meaningfully, scared her so much that she quickly clamped her legs, and the cup in her hand was also blocked in front of her for defense, and glanced at Mi Xiaobei, Mi Xiaobei also used his hands to support the left and right, embarrassed, anyway, basically everywhere Chu Chu looked, no one could stand still.

Chu Chu was very satisfied with the power of his eyes, and glanced at Yingran proudly, as if he had regained the face he had just lost by Yingran's ravage.

Then Chu Chu lowered his voice and continued in a slightly hoarse voice: "As for the king of the white tiger, it's amazing, it's amazing, in addition to having the characteristics of the white tiger, the king of the white tiger also has the best skin, that skin, it's tender and delicate, slippery, and it can drip water when you pinch it, just like ...... Just like our Yingying, it is heartbreakingly envious. ”

"Chu Chu, if you talk nonsense again, believe it or not, I'll let you break your heart now!" said Yingran in a deep voice. Chu Chu always tested her, which made her a little nervous, for fear of revealing something.

"For example, don't take it so seriously," Chu Chu's eyebrows raised, and then he asked, "There has been a saying about White Tiger Kefu since ancient times, do you know why?"

Everyone shook their heads, Chu Chu thought: Haha, in fact, I don't know, if you know, it would be strange.

However, Chu Chu would not say this, she continued to lower her voice, and said mysteriously: "It is said that it is difficult for men to show their strength when facing the white tiger, which makes some men feel very embarrassed, so they spread rumors that the white tiger is unlucky. Since ancient times, men in all dynasties and dynasties have liked to push the responsibility on us women, saying that our women are ruined and ruined, and the country and the people are ruined. ”

"Stinky man, bad man, rotten man, one or two ......" Chu Chu shouted the slogan, not to mention, it was simply a hundred responses, it seemed that he had practiced many times, and then the girls in the room shouted in unison: "鄙shì you, 鄙shì you have to drop the scum ......"

Chu Chu stretched out his hand and grabbed the void, and the sound of the room stopped abruptly. At this time, a girl asked, "Why can't men show their strength in the face of the white tiger?"

"Let's put it this way, I'll make an analogy," Chu Chu said with a smile, "You say that if Sun Wukong and Tang Seng fight, who is the best?"

"Then it doesn't need to be said," Mi Xiaobei blurted out, "Of course Sun Wukong is powerful, as soon as his golden hoop stick comes out, 10,000 Tang Seng will also be flattened." ”

"You're right," Chu Chu nodded, "but Tang Seng can recite the Hoop Mantra, so no matter how powerful Sun Wukong's golden hoop stick is, it can't beat Tang Seng." This man is like Sun Wukong with a golden hoop stick, and the white tiger is the Tang monk who can recite the hoop mantra, no matter how powerful your golden hoop stick is, as soon as I recite the hoop mantra, you must not obediently 'disarm and surrender'. You get the explanation, right?"

The girls were basically confused, but there were still a few girls who understood, and explained to each other one after another, and they were all blushing.

Ying Ran scolded in her heart: "Chu Chu, you are a perverted girl, how can you make such an analogy, a good "Journey to the West" has been ruined by you!"

Chu Chu then flickered: "Okay sisters, let's get down to business, let's talk about the king of the white tiger, it's amazing, it's amazing, it's just an upgraded version of the white tiger, not only can you recite the enhanced version of the mantra, but also has a particularly thick and tough shield, just these two points, it can be seen that the king of the white tiger is a woman who is quite well-defended, and she is simply a model for my generation." And the king of the white tiger is the most different from the white tiger and ordinary people, is that her high * tide is too violent, more than ten times more violent than ordinary women, sisters, imagine how desirable it is, oh, sorry, forget that everyone is just a theoretician like me, I haven't experienced it, I can't compare and associate it, but we can still think about it, hehe......"

A room of girls were fooled by Chu Chu, and they all fantasized about the scene of the eighteen bans, all of them were confused, blushing and heartbeating.

"But!" Chu Chu interrupted everyone's fantasies very unscrupulously, and said loudly sadly, "The king of the white tiger is a poor person, there is no need for everyone to envy, this world is balanced, and will not give all the benefits to one person, do you know, the king of the white tiger can hardly find a man who can match her, and whichever man she marries is equivalent to harming which man, this is not a man's slander against the king of the white tiger, but it is true, there is a scientific basis......"

"Bang ......"

Chu Chu's words were interrupted by the sound of the cup falling to the ground, and the cup slipped from Yingran's hand, Yingran was so frightened at this time that her face was discolored, and her mind was in chaos.

A girl next to Yingran picked up the cup, fortunately the cup was made of aluminum alloy and was not broken, the girl handed the cup to Yingran and said with concern: "Yingying, are you okay?"

"I'm fine, I was worried about my classmates just now, and I didn't take the cup when I lost my mind for a while," Yingran reluctantly pulled the corners of her mouth and smiled, then looked at Chu Chu again, and said in a slightly trembling voice, "Chu Chu, you know a lot, so I'm ...... What should my classmates do, is there any way to crack it in the 'Classical Books' you read?"

"Puff ......" Chu Chu saw that Yingran was frightened, chuckled, and said with relief, "Actually, it's not so strict, think about it yourself, the king of the white tiger is so special, when a man does something embarrassing with her, let alone show his majesty, he may be made into impotence when he comes and goes, so I said this, but, Yingying kisses the little baby, don't be afraid, there are exceptions to everything, if it is a talented man, you can match the king of the white tiger, and when the golden wind and jade dew meet, it will win countless in the world." ”

"A talented man, do you have any talents, is he more than other men?" Mi Xiaobei forked.

"That's it......" Chu Chu gestured twice with his hand and said disdainfully, "Understood?"

"Whew~~~~~" Mi Xiaobei pulled a long nasal voice, shook his head and said, "I don't understand." ”

There were a few girls who really didn't understand and hoped that Chu Chu could explain it in detail, and other girls who understood also followed suit, encouraging Chu Chu to speak more rudely and heroically to satisfy the little sullen in their hearts.

"I'll go, I don't understand this!" Chu Chu shrugged helplessly, "Okay, I'll explain it to you in detail, and I'll come over with my ears." ”

Several girls stood up and hugged their ears around Chu Chu's mouth like stars and moons, but the unscrupulous Chu Chu shouted at the top of his voice: "It's amp; amp;@@amp; amp; amp; amp;**, all understood, satisfied!"

"But," Chu Chu made another big turn and continued, "Even a man with extraordinary talent may not be able to match the King of the White Tiger, because some men look okay, but they can't use it, so the King of the White Tiger still needs to train such a man to be foolproof." ”

"How to train, Chu Chu, tell me quickly, in the future, the sisters will also have a lot of skills. A little sullen girl couldn't help but interject.

"Simple, it is to let a man practice self-control, you often tempt him, let him smell and can't see, look and touch, touch and eat, suffocate and suffocate, suffocate and suffocate, suffocate and suffocate him!" Chu Chu gritted his teeth.

"Ah...... Will the man be suffocated, I heard that the man only thinks with the lower half of his body, what if he can't hold it back and goes to find another woman?" asked another girl.

"It's just right to go find other women!" Mi Xiaobei clenched his fist and slammed it on the bed, "It proves that such a man is unreliable, so I just kicked him and trained the next one!"

Other girls also have a contempt for such a man, and they continue to criticize and write.