13. Strive for self-esteem and pretend to be a writer, and set up a contest to solve crises in Xiangyu

Attend the show

Tong Xiangyu - Yan Ni

Guo Furong - Yao Chen

Mo Xiaobei - Wang Shasha

Xiaohui ------ Zeng Hui

Lao Luo ------ poplar spring

Bai Zhantang - Sha Yi

Li Dazui - Jiang Chao

Lu Xiucai - Yu Entai

Xing Yusen - Fan Minh

【Room--Day】

Due to the fracture of the finger of his right hand, Lao Bai was arranged by the shopkeeper to go to the guest room to recuperate, and as the days passed, Lao Bai's hand injury seemed to have fully recovered.

Lao Bai: Fingers are like the wind, the momentum is like lightning, the fingers are like the wind, the momentum is like lightning, the fingers are already good, but I lied to the shopkeeper that it is not good, the shopkeeper feels sorry for me, and he doesn't let me do any work, and he keeps it like this every day, isn't it beautiful. Let's talk about Li Dazui, you said that the dishes are not very good, and the self-esteem is quite strong, because of the trivial things that are big fart, and Lu Xiucai and Guo Furong have a quarrel, you just wait to see the excitement. (The camera turns, Xiaobei is smashing walnuts) hurry up, wait to eat, I have a lot of brains to tell stories.

Xiaobei: Hurry up.

Lao Bai: At this time, I put my left hand on its left corner and my right hand on its right corner, and I fought with it.

Xiaobei: After the more energetic.

Lao Bai: Walnuts.

Xiaobei: Oh, walnuts are for you, hurry up.

Lao Bai: At this time, before I could react, its hooves had already arrived in front of me, and I was not in a hurry when it was too late, and pointed with my backhand.

Becky: What happened later?

Lao Bai: If you want to know what happens next, please listen to the next breakdown.

Xiaobei: Hey, don't bring such a fool, you said, tell me a story after eating walnuts.

Lao Bai: I told you, but you didn't say where you talked about it.

Xiaobei: (anxious) You give me back the walnuts, you give them to me. (Get started and grab it)

Lao Bai: If you don't give it, you don't give it. (It just so happened that the shopkeeper pushed the door and entered)

Becky: You spit it out for me.

Lao Bai: Hands, hands.

Shopkeeper: What's the matter, you still learned to bully the wounded? Who taught you, ah?

Xiaobei: Why don't you ask him? (The shopkeeper's desire to beat Xiaobei)

Lao Bai: The shopkeeper, the shopkeeper, (aggrieved) Don't beat the child, it's me who is wrong, after my finger is broken. I can't work all the time, and I feel bad. You say, the child wants to eat a walnut, I can't smash it, Bei, when my fingers are healed, I will smash the walnuts for you every day. You and your sister-in-law will be used as cattle and horses. (low headache crying)

Becky: (angry) Sister-in-law, look at him.

Shopkeeper: You want to copy the book again, don't you? Xiucai, take the "Zizhi Tongjian" to Xiaobei to copy.

Becky: I'll go, I'll go. You are full of evil, (crying helplessly) don't commit it in my hands next time.

Lao Bai: Shopkeeper, look at Xiaobei.

Shopkeeper: The baby is young, don't be like her.

Lao Bai: It's okay, I'm used to it. Such a small setback, a small ordeal, it doesn't matter.

Shopkeeper: Zhantang, are your hands better?

Lao Bai: It hurts. It hurts like a heart. Let my hand be crippled forever. (Hammer table crying)

Shopkeeper: Don't give up on yourself, I will definitely take care of you, what do you want to eat?

Lao Bai: Big elbow.

Shopkeeper: No, but look, what did you bring you?

Lao Bai: "The Legend of the Laughing Forest"?

Shopkeeper: Sick people, depressed, not conducive to recovery, I will tell you.

Lao Bai: Needless to say, you can leave it here, you can go, I will see for myself.

Shopkeeper: Once upon a time there was an old man who couldn't do anything, and one day, he was lying in bed. (Covering his mouth with his sleeve, laughing and crying)

Lao Bai: Hey, what are you doing covering your face?

Shopkeeper: Smile without showing teeth.

Lao Bai: You're still dew, I don't know, I think you're going to have a goat. (The shopkeeper's laughter, looking up to the sky and laughing, it is really earth-shattering, crying ghosts and gods, and no one in the whole inn is spared)

【Lobby--Day】

Xiucai was reading a book in the corner, and Xiao Guo came over with a pot of tea to talk.

Xiucai: (The book falls) I don't let people live.

Xiao Guo: I really didn't see that the shopkeeper still had this hand.

Xiucai: I didn't lend her "The Legend of Xiaolin Guangji" if I knew it earlier, but here it is again, let me die.

Xiao Guo: Useless things.

Xiucai: What did you say?

Xiao Guo: Let me ask you, what should you do if someone bullies you, beats you and scolds you?

Xiucai: Report to the official.

Xiao Guo: Cut, what if the government doesn't care?

Xiucai: Find them with a big mouth.

Xiao Guo: So what if they don't care?

Xiucai: What do you mean?

Xiao Guo: Let me tell you, walking the rivers and lakes, what I pay attention to is that people don't offend me, I don't offend people. If anyone sins against me, I will offend. Still don't understand? (Xiucai shakes his head) I want to be savage when I look at you like this, she laughs, don't be idle. When she laughs, you laugh twice and see who laughs better than whom. This is called the way of the other, and the other body.

Xiucai: I don't have the physical strength of her.

Xiao Guo: Oh, (Xiucai fingers) Forget it, I can't bear to be barbaric. Look at me, look at it. (Dry laughs)

Xiucai: Wait, you're just laughing like that, it's unnatural. Add something, look at me. Looking for it, cold and lonely, miserable and miserable, hahahaha (leading a big mouth out of the kitchen)

Big Mouth: What are you laughing at?

Xiao Guo: When it's warm and cold, it's the most difficult to rest, three glasses and two light wines, how can you beat it late and the wind is urgent.

Big Mouth: Hahahaha......

Xiucai: Why can't you?

Big Mouth: Hahahaha.. You want people to drink three or two glasses of wine, but he is too late to come, and if you don't let him drink it, he will be in a hurry with others, and he will be crazy and anxious, what kind of person. Hahahaha.

Xiucai: Big mouth, big mouth, don't laugh, big mouth, what's so funny?

Big Mouth: What's the matter? I don't want you to laugh, but not me?

Xiucai: You can laugh, but the problem is that it's not funny.

Xiao Guo: Big mouth, if you don't have culture, don't pretend to understand, you look at me, don't let people know that I understand.

Big Mouth: (Angry) What's the matter? You opened the shop? I can laugh if I want to, cry if I want to?(Laughing at Xiao Guo Xiucai, the frightened two fled in a hurry, there was a shopkeeper's laughter upstairs, Big Mouth picked up the book and looked at it, a little sad)

【Room--Night】

Lao Bai plucked out his ears.

Lao Bai: (muttering to himself) It's over, it's over, her fingers just happen to her ears and she makes me deafen again. (Big mouth kicked in with a wine jug and side dishes, and Lao Bai hurriedly brought his finger cover) Hand, I need you.

Big Mouth: Don't pretend, I'm alone.

Lao Bai: You are alone, what are you doing with me?

Big Mouth: (angry) Why do you look down on me?

Lao Bai: Who looks down on you?

Big Mouth: Lu Xiucai and Guo Furong.

Lao Bai: Impossible, how can they look down on you?

Big Mouth: Aren't I just reading less?

Lao Bai: Who said that, you haven't studied at all.

Big Mouth: Huh?

Lao Bai: That's a good thing. The ancients said well, who has not died in life since ancient times?

Big Mouth: What the hell?

Lao Bai: No, life's troubles begin with literacy.

Big Mouth: What do you mean?

Lao Bai: Pour me the wine, and I'll tell you slowly

Big Mouth: Hey. (Pour the wine, walk one, not long after, the two of them drank drunk)

Lao Bai: Don't drink it, drink all of this, don't drink it.

Big Mouth: It's a brother, let's continue drinking.

Lao Bai: Oh, don't drink it. I want to drink with you, but my body doesn't allow it, look at this hand. If you drink it again, it will become a phoenix claw with sake lees.

Big Mouth: (staggering to get up) Okay, you rest, don't look for me if there is anything in the future.

Lao Bai: Stop.

Big Mouth: What are you doing?

Lao Bai: Don't you just bully you for being uneducated, don't you? I still don't believe it, I'll go to the street to read the whole strange book tomorrow, and he hasn't read it, I'll kill him.

Big Mouth: (rests his head on the small table) So why don't he answer?

Lao Bai: Don't worry, I have me. You'll give me a whole basket of walnuts tomorrow,

Big Mouth: What are you doing?

Lao Bai: Change books. (The big mouth is swaying out of the door, and the shopkeeper's basin water enters the house)

Shopkeeper's: Exhibition Hall.

Lao Bai: (surprised) Why are you here?

Shopkeeper: I'll wash your feet.

Lao Bai: No, no, don't wash your feet, don't wash it.

Shopkeeper: Oh, don't you be polite, you see you're full of wine, come and take off your shoes.

Lao Bai: Wait a while, take off your shoes when you come up, what are you doing? (touch the water) Your family washes people's feet with cold water, ah?

Shopkeeper: No, what's the matter, the water that has just been boiled, seeing that the big mouth is there, I am afraid that it will be inconvenient, so I stood at the door for a while.

Lao Bai: For a while?

Shopkeeper's: no more than three hours. You wait, I'll boil you another pot. (Busy carrying water out) Wait. (Seems to have hit somewhere) Oops, it's fine.

Lao Bai: What does it matter to me if you have something to do? (Eating chicken thighs)

【Corner outside the inn--day】

Lao Bai rushed to the corner of the inn with a basket of walnuts, and Xiaobei came with a bag and a mask.

Lao Bai: Did you bring the goods?

Becky: Brought, where's the walnut?

Lao Bai: I haven't seen it clearly.

Xiaobei: You don't need to read them, these books are the treasures of our academy. Except for Mr. Zhu, no one has seen it.

Lao Bai: Why should I believe you? (Xiaobei turns around and leaves) Come back. Like your sister-in-law, chicken thief, give. Give me the book, ah, you still want to eat black, you can bring it.

Xiaobei: If you want a book, you can, tell me the story first.

Lao Bai: Where did you talk about it yesterday?

Becky: A backhand.

Lao Bai: I pointed my backhand at the cow's hoof. Look at my hand.

Becky: And then?

Lao Bai: Then I was trampled seven or eight times by the ox.

Becky: You deserve it. To give.

Lao Bai: Big mouth, big mouth. (Big Mouth runs from the backyard, and Lao Bai throws the book to Big Mouth)

【Big Mouth Showcai Room--Day】

Show talent grinds ink, lifts the pen and waves. The big mouth sat down, and when he came up, he put aside the Xiucai stationery.

Xiucai: What are you doing?

Big Mouth: What are you doing? (pulls the book out of his arms) This table can only be used by you alone? Ah, cut.

Xiucai: Hey, hey, come, come, I'll give it to you. Sit here, sit here. Big Mouth also uses the desk.

Big Mouth: I can only do what you mean by the stove, right?

Xiucai: (sits back in bed) What are you looking at?

Big Mouth: Can you handle it?

Xiucai: Okay, well, you take your time to see, (walks to the big mouth) what you don't understand.

Big Mouth: There's nothing you don't understand, don't think you're knowledgeable. Don't you just read a book, who wouldn't be like that? (Reading) haha.

Xiucai: The problem is that you take it down.

Big Mouth: I just like to look upside down, what's the matter? (Xiucai is about to speak) Go and go, stay on the side, don't hang around here. What to do, what to do. Disturb other people's studies.

Xiucai: Okay, well, the inn is not small enough to accommodate Xiucai's desk. I went to the millstone and wrote poems. (Big Mouth reads the book again)

【Room--Day】

Lao Bai: Finger is like a wind, and the momentum is like lightning. It is like a gale, and it is like lightning. It is like a gale, and it is like lightning. Wake up, wake up, I need you.

Shopkeeper: What did you just say?

Lao Bai: I really, really need you.

Shopkeeper's: Exhibition Hall. (As he spoke, he pounced on Lao Bai, who quickly got up and dodged)

Lao Bai: What are you doing?

Shopkeeper: Zhantang, do you know how long you've been waiting for this sentence?

Lao Bai: What are you talking about?

Shopkeeper: Since you've said it all. I'm embarrassed to ask people.

Lao Bai: Oh, I'm talking about hands, hands, I need you, the boss is waiting for me to work for her.

Shopkeeper: Well, too. Zhantang's hand, I need you. You have to recover a little sooner so that you can do the work. You have to be good and don't move. I'll tell you a joke tomorrow. (Disappointing departure)

Lao Bai: Oh, oh my God. It seems that I can't pretend anymore, and if I pretend again, she has to scare me to death. (Big mouth comes in and slams the book on the table)

Big Mouth: What a thing, this is.

Lao Bai: What's wrong? I'll take a look. What's the matter, isn't that good?

Big Mouth: What a thing, it's all words, how can you let me see it?

Lao Bai: Nonsense, can you call a book without words?

Big Mouth: I don't care, you promised me. If you don't help me solve this matter, our brothers won't have to do it.

Lao Bai: Oh, if you still lie to me, I won't help you solve it, what's the matter?

Big Mouth: (Holding Lao Bai's hand, shouting) Oh mom, it's good. Active......

Lao Bai: (Lao Bai covers his big mouth) What are you calling, calling. Isn't there no word? I'll get it for you. It's all paintings, not a word. I will also get you the upper knife mountain and the lower sea of fire.

Big Mouth: Haha, Iron.

Lao Bai: I'll tell you if you've been moldy for eight lifetimes.

【Big Mouth Showcai Room--Day】

The big mouth was lying on his kang, and Lao Bai pushed the door in.

Big Mouth: Oops, here we go. (Lao Bai drinks saliva and picks up the book with a big mouth) Hey, water Xu. I know this, there is a Wu Song in it.

Lao Bai: What kind of water is it, Water Margin.

Big Mouth: I don't know the Water Margin yet, the name Water Margin, the word Water Xu, just like the name Song Jiang, the word Gongming, and the timely rain. I don't know what's going on?

Lao Bai: Okay, you can press the water and see it, and you can see it according to the water. And this.

Big Mouth: Hey, "Journey to the West" Monkey King fought the white bone spirit three times, you know how to fight the first time, right? I don't know if you ask me, it's all about learning.

Lao Bai: No, you really plan to use this to educate the two of you?

Big Mouth: What's going on?

Lao Bai: You are not the only one who has seen this "Journey to the West".

Big Mouth: Then Water Margin. Do you have any other books?

Lao Bai: You, you, big mouth, you really can't help Adou, you.

Big Mouth: (thinking) Adou, it looks like a character. Where is it?

Lao Bai: In the Water Margin, one hundred orders and nine generals.

Big mouth: No culture, no, there are one hundred orders and eight generals in the Water Margin. How can there be a hundred and nine generals? If you want to say that in the Three Kingdoms, I can believe it if I can't get it.

Lao Bai: Hey, you're right this time. is the son of Liu Bei in the Three Kingdoms.

Big Mouth: Go, you've blinded me again. Liu Bei's surname is Liu, his surname is A, how can they be a family? I said Lao Bai, you can't be like Xiucai. You have to respect people, you know?

Lao Bai: Big mouth, big mouth, if I die one day, you will make me angry.

Big Mouth: What's wrong with me again?

Lao Bai: Okay, okay, the real thing is here, (take out the book from your arms) You quickly take it out and look at it, hurry up, disappear in front of my eyes. (Big mouth goes out, the old white hammer hits the table with his chest, and spits blood)

【Lobby--Day】

The guest pays the bill, and the show cashier.

Xiucai: Thank you. (Bigmouth brings the food up)

Big Mouth: Lao Bai, have you read any books recently?

Lao Bai: No, what about you?

Big Mouth: I also talked about either reading, or when I was idle, I flipped through it casually.

Xiao Guo: The sun is coming out in the west, big mouth.

Lao Bai: I don't have anything to do with you. So what books do you read?

Big Mouth: Have you heard of "Atlas of the World"?

Lao Bai: No.

Big Mouth: Why are you a famous book that you haven't heard of?

Lao Bai: No.

Xiao Guo: What is that book about?

Big Mouth: What are you talking about? Let's just say that the world is a ball. We all live on the ball, you say it's funny or not. (looks down and smirks)

Lao Bai: What about the back?

Big Mouth: Later, it was said that this ball was full of water, and our Ming Dynasty was on this ball, so big. Oops, oh my god, it's funny. (laughs maniacally)

Lao Bai: Don't keep laughing, finish in one breath.

Big Mouth: Say that there is a south pole and a north pole on this ball, and there is an equator in between, and the equator is as long as the waistband of your pants. (Laughing wildly, frightened diners flee the inn)

Xiao Guo: Hey, the bill hasn't been paid yet.

Xiucai: Are you okay with your big mouth?

Big Mouth: (with a serious face) What can I do?

Xiao Guo: Big mouth. Reading is to broaden your horizons, not to sit in a well and watch the sky.

Big Mouth: I'll just sit down, what's the matter, give it to me. (Walk back to the kitchen)

Xiucai: Yo Yo Yo, where did he get such a big temper?

Xiao Guo: Did you take the wrong medicine?

Lao Bai: It was the two of you who took the wrong medicine.

Lu Guo: What's wrong? What's wrong?

Lao Bai: Since the day of the beating......

【Rooftop--Night】

Big Mouth drank wine and ate meat alone, and Lu Guo and the others came up.

Xiao Guo: Brother Big Mouth, hehe.

Xiucai: Yesterday's incident was our fault.

Xiao Guo: But we really didn't mean to laugh at you, really.

Big mouth: Okay, okay, don't explain, it doesn't matter, I don't have any culture, I'm illiterate, what am I afraid of?

Xiao Guo: Oh, who said you were illiterate.

Xiucai: How can an illiterate person know the word illiteracy?

Xiao Guo: That's right.

Big Mouth: You really didn't laugh at me.

Lu Guo: No, no, absolutely not.

Big Mouth: Drinking.

Xiucai: Don't drink.

Big Mouth: Look down on me.

Xiucai: Drink.

Big Mouth: Hey, what do you think you're studying for?

Xiucai: At first, I studied for fame.

Big Mouth: Well, that's true.

Xiucai: Later, when I read and read, I didn't know the bottom of my heart, there were so many books, and I was full of sweat.

Big Mouth: Hey, can you still read impulsively?

Xiucai: It's not impulsive. (Xiao Guo dry cough) is an impulse, an impulse. Impulsively came later, and suddenly reacted, how to say, just make friends, it is with the heart, it is not with knowledge. We read books, not to show off, but to better communicate.

Big Mouth: For your words, we have to drink another pot. Come on, come on.

【Lobby - Night】

The three of them sat in the corner drinking tea and chatting, and there was a breathtaking laughter from upstairs.

Xiucai: I fought with him.

Big Mouth: Count me in.

Xiucai: Ten years of life and death, without thinking, unforgettable. Ha ha......

Xiao Guo: There are no words for each other, only a thousand tears. (Everyone laughs, and the old torturer walks in with a smile)

Torture Arrester: It's so funny, I can't stand it, I can't stand it.

Everyone: What's wrong?

Big Mouth: Old Criminal, what are you laughing at?

Torture Head: It was so funny for her to read that just now, haha.

Big Mouth: What kind of Coke is there in the one she reads?

Xiao Guo: That's right.

Arrest head: She said, there are only a thousand lines of tears, a thousand lines of tears, haha. (Lao Bai rushed out of the guest room and ran downstairs)

Lao Bai: (covers his ears) I can't stand it. (The shopkeeper's follow-up)

Shopkeeper: (Look at Lao Bai) How are your hands?

Lao Bai: No, no, no.

Shopkeeper: Finally I can get to work.

Lao Bai: Nonsense, this is still bent, what kind of work are you doing?

Big Mouth: That tearful Qianxing, why are you smiling?

Torture Head: If this finger is not straightened, it means that the bone is crooked.

Lao Bai: Listen, Lao Xing understands this.

Big Mouth: Don't worry about the bones first, what kind of laughter do you say a thousand tears?

Shopkeeper: What can I do?

Torture Arrest Head: It's easy to do, smashed and reconnected.

Lao Bai: Oh?

Arrester: Don't worry about anyone, I'll come.

Lao Bai: Don't be tortured. (Lao Bai struggled) I have a good hand. Pretended, really pretended.

Torture head: (the chopstick cage) don't move, don't move, (aim at the old white finger, it's a smash)

Lao Bai: Wow...... (Painful)

Torture Arrester: See, this is called a thousand lines of tears. Brothers are good for you, they are too familiar with you to do it. Hurry up and find a doctor to pick up the bones, and it will be fine in two days.

Shopkeeper: Thank you.

Torture head: No, there is a lack of a chopstick cage at home.

Shopkeeper: Come back if you don't have anything. Zhan Tang, Zhan Tang, go to the forehead to take you to the bones. Xiucai took the silver.

Xiao Guo: I must have closed the door yet, Lao Bai will hold on for a while, slow down. (Xiucai's shopkeeper helped Lao Bai to find a doctor) (Big mouth and dull eyes) Big mouth, what do you want?

Big Mouth: You said that this is a thousand lines of tears, which is really interesting. Ha ha.

Xiao Guo: What are you laughing at?

Big Mouth: You don't know. (laughing back and forth, donkey rolling)

【Almsgiving】

The shopkeeper is the old white hammer leg, a beggar comes to beg, and the old white rewards him. This beggar's fantasy is reversed with Lao Bai's identity, and he gives him one or two.

【Lobby - One Night】

Dinner time.

Lao Bai: I think back then, when the King of Thieves Tournament was in the tournament, the brothers dealt with the eight of them alone, and they were one-handed.

Xiucai: What is the King of Thieves Tournament?

Lao Bai: It is to gather all the thieves in the world together, and compare who is more skilled. As for the brothers, unfortunately they overwhelmed the crowd and were named thieves, and since then they have embarked on a road of no return.

Shopkeeper: Eating and eating is not a glorious thing. (See Lao Bai picking up the chicken legs) Yo, you're really welcome.

Lao Bai: I'm a wounded man, can't I make up for it?

Big Mouth: Now chickens are expensive, 30 wen a piece. It's up to you. Shopkeeper's eating. (A man and a woman are arguing outside)

Lao Luo: Why are you so tough? Let's go. May I ask where the shopkeeper is?

Shopkeeper: That's right.

Lao Luo: You are the shopkeeper, do you want a chicken here? (Everyone exclaimed Shiwen) Ah no, Bawen is fine, if you want more, we can negotiate the price again. As much as you want, as much as we want. (The shopkeeper signaled Lao Bai to report to the official)

Shopkeeper: Come on, come on, sit down, sit down, let's talk slowly. (After a while)

Lao Luo: Do you want to buy it?

Shopkeeper: Buy, of course. I just feel that this chicken ...... (whispering to Xiucai) Why haven't you come back yet?

Lao Luo: If it's too expensive, you can tell me directly, and we'll discuss the price.

Xiaohui: Ten cents is too expensive? Why don't you grab it?

Arrest head: Robbing? Haha, it's really a thief. Stand up and squat. (The two squatted) put their hands on their heads. I declare that you two have been arrested, and you have the right to remain silent.

Lao Luo: My lord, what have we done wrong, we.

Arrest head: Stealing chickens and dogs, there are all human and material evidence, do you still want to deny it?

Xiaohui: We raised this chicken ourselves.

Shopkeeper: Then why do you sell it so cheaply?

Lao Luo: We came from Qingfeng Ridge, and this chicken was originally sent to Yihong Building, but when we look at it, Yihong Mansion is closed.

Lao Bai: Why do we believe you?

Lao Luo: I have an order for Yihong Mansion here. The order of Yihong Mansion, you see.

Torture Head: Really, you're fine. Lao Bai, if you report the military situation in the future, don't blame me for turning my face. (Pull out the knife, put the knife away)

Lao Bai: It's not for me to report, if there is something in the future, don't look for me.

Shopkeeper: In that case, why don't you go home early? (Lalaoro sits down)

Lao Luo: My house is more than 100 miles away from here, I can afford to toss, I'm afraid this chicken can't do it. And when he came, he died in the way. You say this is just in case, and then toss like this. When I came, in order to get some money, I borrowed a lot of debts from the left and right, and if I don't deal with the chickens, I'm afraid that I will have to ask someone to take her to be a maid, and it is possible to be a child daughter-in-law. (crying)

Shopkeeper: (Everyone is very moved) Don't worry, how many chickens are left?

Xiaohui: With Xiaohong, there are three hundred and fifty-one.

Shopkeeper: I want all the amounts, how about 20 wen each?

Lao Luo: Shopkeeper, I'll kowtow to you.

Big Mouth: Shopkeeper, don't be impulsive, money is not a problem, but where do you raise chickens?

Xiao Guo: Yes, big sister, there are more than 300 of them, and the feed alone is dozens of catties a day.

Xiucai: And, at least it has to be so thick. Then what do you say, you can't pass anyone.

Big Mouth: yes.

Shopkeeper: Exhibition Hall, Exhibition Hall.

Lao Bai: You remembered me at this time. Look at the crying chickens and peeing, you see. Don't don't, I don't care, you can save me in the future.

Shopkeeper: What kind of tournament did you just mention?

Torture Head: (Appears out of nowhere) What kind of tournament?

Lao Bai: What a king competition.

Xing Tong: What kind of king?

Lao Bai: Chicken King Competition. That's right, we're going to have a chicken king competition.

Everyone: Chicken King Tournament?

Lao Bai: What I mean is that we will find a way to fool all the people in the town and let them buy Lao Luo's chickens.

Big Mouth: Then you let people buy it, and they will buy it?

Lao Bai: Of course, if you want to participate in the competition, first buy a chicken from Lao Luo. After the game is over, if you win, there will be a big prize, and if you lose, you can still drop a chicken, which is not a loss, right, head catcher.

Arrester: Okay, that's a good idea. Cockfighting is against the law.

Lao Bai: Who said that there was going to be a cockfight, we can give the chicken a beauty pageant. According to the chicken's coat color, stature, manners, and singing voice.

Crowd: Singing?

Lao Bai: It's more than Mingming. Pick the best one.

Xiao Guo: Seal a chicken saint, not that saint, Lao Bai.

Torture Head: What kind of saint is that?

Everyone: Ah, what a saint.

Torture Leader: Why do you talk so often, I don't understand it? Every time I talk about Lao Bai, I am very puzzled, this matter.

Lao Bai: If you don't understand, forget it, do you think this method is good?

Arrest head: I still ask the shopkeeper.

Shopkeeper: You can try it. But time seems to be running out.

Lao Bai: If you can trust me, I am responsible for planning this event, what about your opinions?

Everyone: It's you.

Lao Bai: Oh my god, I suddenly became a large-scale event planner, and I asked for sponsors.

【Lobby--Day】

Lao Bai sat at the head of the lobby. Xiao Guo and the others ran in with gifts.

Xiao Guo: Lao Bai, Lao Bai, this is the prize provided by the West Street Rouge Shop, you remember it.

Lao Bai: Take it back and tell him, let's have a competition. It's not a child playing at home and disappearing.

Xiucai: The shopkeeper of Han Yuanzhai asked me to ask you, whether the two sets of the four treasures of the study are enough, and they are the best.

Lao Bai: Enough is enough, but there can only be one acknowledgment, if you want to put up billboards on the scene, at least add three more sets and disappear immediately.

Shopkeeper: Shopkeeper Hao asked, can you let him sponsor it exclusively?

Lao Bai: Then it depends on how many taels of silver he has produced, less than twenty taels, don't even think about it.

Shopkeeper: Twenty taels.

Lao Bai: Disappear immediately.

Big Mouth: The money shopkeeper asked me to ask you, how do you sell the exclusive naming rights?

Lao Bai: Let him discuss with the shopkeeper Hao, whoever pays the highest price will have the naming rights. Immediately disappeared from my eyes.

Arrest head: Lao Bai.

Lao Bai: Disappear. Ah, old criminal.

Arrester: Do you know what I brought you?

Lao Bai: What?

Arrest head: The golden rooster reported the dawn, a blockbuster.

Lao Bai: Whose character is this?

Arrest head: Louzhi County.

Lao Bai: It's so beautiful. Look at this, this abandonment, this abandonment. This word is pronounced chicken, and it is still miscellaneous?

Arrest head: No blasphemy. Be content, Lou Zhixian heard about this incident and said that your kindness is commendable and you must vigorously support it. I sent someone to say hello overnight. Otherwise, how can those sponsors you be so easy to pull?

Lao Bai: I'll tell you.

Lao Luo: My mother. Even the magistrate was alarmed by this?

Torture Leader: Ah, don't worry, just get rid of all these chickens. Love is neat, let's go.

Lao Bai: Walk slowly, old punishment.

Lao Luo: It's been a morning, this.

Lao Bai: Why are you in a hurry, don't you have to attract investment first, and then solve the problem of chickens?

Lao Luo: I can persevere, but the chicken can't stand it. So many chickens, suffocating in that cage.

Lao Bai: Then, let's start registering. (Suddenly a group of people rushed in and shouted that I came to sign up, I came to sign up) Wait a while, wait a while, what are you doing, smashing the field?

Shopkeeper Liu: Where do you pay for the chickens?

Lao Bai: Hurry up and sell chickens, what are you doing in a daze? It's all here, hurry up.

Lao Luo: Selling chickens. (Everyone followed Lao Luo to the backyard.) ）

【Lobby - Night】

Lao Bai: It's terrible, it's less than half an hour, more than 300 chickens have been sold out, the chicken king is competing for hegemony, who came up with this idea, the golden idea?

Xiucai: And ah, it's all sold at the original price.

Lao Bai: Lao Luo, you want to give me a commission.

Big Mouth: If we knew this, we might as well sell it for 50 yuan.

Xiao Guo: Fifty Wen, don't be funny, you go out and have a look, the black market is fried to eighty Wen.

Shopkeeper: And the black market?

Lao Luo: I didn't sell it, it has nothing to do with me.

Lao Bai: It has nothing to do with you, the total value of our prizes has exceeded thirty taels now, plus the handwritten inscription of Louzhi County, plus our three-day free accommodation here, who doesn't want it, who doesn't want it?

Xiaobei: If I knew this, I would have gotten one too.

Xiaohui: Hey, I'll give you this chicken.

Becky: Why?

Xiaohui: Take it, as long as I can let it participate in the competition, I'll be very happy.

Becky: Then why don't you participate in the competition yourself?

Lao Bai: According to the rules of the conference, she is a chicken seller and is not eligible to participate.

Xiaobei: Okay, then I'll hold it first, go back and wait for it to win, and we'll split it in half.

Xiaohui: Okay. (The two high-five and shout)

Lao Bai: At this time, let me say a few words. The competition is about to start tomorrow, what about you, what do you have to say to the planner quickly. Save on passing the buck to each other.

Xiucai: Hanyuanzhai's shopkeeper Wei asked me to say hello, his chicken, help take care of it.

Shopkeeper: The chickens are at his house, how can we take care of them.

Lao Bai: You don't care, I have a sense of proportion, who else?

Shopkeeper: What's the measure?

Xiao Guo: There is also the willow shopkeeper of the rouge shop, which also means this.

Shopkeeper: What do you mean?

Big Mouth: Well, the pawnshop's money shopkeeper, let me help him say hello to you.

Lao Bai: Don't worry, as long as you have given sponsorship, no matter how much, my brother knows it.

Shopkeeper: What's the number? I don't understand what you're saying now.

Lao Bai: I'll be in charge of the competition, and you'll just take care of the things in the store.

Shopkeeper: What do you mean?

Lao Bai: That, tear a piece of white cloth, build a table, make a brand and start drying.

Shopkeeper: This activity is a forehead drop, why don't you let the forehead take care of it. Do you dare to threaten people? What are you doing?

【White Scene--Day】

Everyone sat on both sides, and the shopkeeper held the sign with a smiling face. Lao Bai Xiaoguo walked from the stage with corn in his hand.

Lao Bai: Ladies and gentlemen.

Xiao Guo: Ladies and gentlemen.

Bai Guo: Good afternoon, everyone. (Everyone hugs the chickens and applauds)

Lao Bai: Welcome to Tongfu Inn to participate in the first Chicken King Competition.

Xiao Guo: The vast sky has given birth to our history and civilization.

Lao Bai: Time flies, creating our diligence and kindness.

Xiao Guo: Under this clear sky, we sang and sang.

Lao Bai: In this vast land, we are free to fly. (Applause)

Xiao Guo: Next, I would like to invite the special guest of this competition to give a speech and applaud again.

Arrest Leader: First of all, I am speaking on behalf of Lou Zhi County. He couldn't get to the scene in time because he was busy with official business, so he entrusted me and through me, expressed his heartfelt apologies and applause to the organizing committee. And here I wish everyone, no, every one. (Laughter) be serious, be serious. Every player achieves great results. I hope that everyone will show their style, level and most importantly, demeanor in the competition. Don't defecate anywhere, otherwise the site will not be cleaned up.

Shopkeeper: It's still the old torturer who knows that it hurts.

Torture head: Don't mother-in-law, dare to fight in the game, or try to fight those who will not be killed. I'm talking about chickens.

Lao Bai: Applause for the old criminal.

Torture Head: I announce that the first Chicken King Tournament is now open. (Everyone applauds)

Xiao Guo: First of all, I invited No. 1 chicken to play. The No. 1 chicken was selected and delivered by the shopkeeper of the rouge shop on West Street.

Lao Bai: Please have a good chicken.

Xiao Guo: Please.

Shopkeeper Liu: Hey, it's coming. Go, go, go. (stunned, not moving) you are going. (A slap on the chicken's buttocks, the chicken flies out for miles)

Xiao Guo: Chicken No. 1 is a little wilted.

Lao Bai: The second chicken is invited below, and the second chicken is selected by the shopkeeper Liu on East Street. Chicken No. 2 please.

Xiao Guo: Please.

Shopkeeper Liu: Here, hey. Look at our chicken, this cockscomb, this fur.

Big Mouth: Look at this tail, what the hell is going on?

Cameo No. 5: Look at me, look at me.

Xiao Guo: Now it's the No. 3 chicken player on the field.

Five also cameos: Look at this look, look at the coat color, look at this style.

Xiucai: It's an egg.

Lao Bai: It's time to get tomorrow after such a toss, let all the chickens play.

Xiao Guo: That's what you said. All contestants are invited to play. (Everyone threw out the chicken in their arms, only to see the chicken flying all over the sky, and now it was suddenly a mess, and even a chicken flew to the head of the shopkeeper, after a pillar of incense, everyone in the inn discussed)

Lao Bai: It's almost over, it's still over, and I didn't throw that chicken on the stage.

Xiucai: You should have taken this into account before organizing this competition.

Everyone: Yes.

Lao Bai: Big brother, the competitions I just participated in before were all human, how did I know that chickens were so disobedient.

Xiao Guo: It's good now, the preliminary rounds are like this, I'll see what you do in the rematch.

Xiucai: What should I do?

Lao Luo: Then you won't return the chickens to me.

Lao Bai: Impossible, you don't care about this, take the girl home.

Lao Luo: Thank you, thank you.

Lao Bai: He withdrew, and we will have to suffer in the future.

Big Mouth: If you want me to say, it's really not good, let's set the threshold of the preliminary round higher.

Lao Bai: What do you mean?

Big mouth: chickens weighing less than two catties are eliminated, and tails that are one inch short are eliminated. Paws are not clean and eliminated.

Lao Bai: Just do what the big mouth says, and eliminate a batch first.

Xiucai: Hey, what if you eliminate the one that is the shopkeeper of Wei?

Xiao Guo: There is also the shopkeeper Liu, but people paid for it.

Big mouth: You said that the money shopkeeper looks like he has yellow muscles and thin muscles, and he can't do it.

Lao Bai: All the sponsors' chickens will directly enter the finals, which is always okay, right?

Big Mouth: The shopkeeper asked you.

Lao Bai: Mom, it's broken, and I'm still igniting the acupoint, and I forgot about it. Sunflower acupuncture hand.

Shopkeeper: (Urgent) Who asked you to point to the hole, the chickens are on their foreheads and can't even move.

Lao Bai: Then you stand for so long, can you stand without me clicking on the acupoint?

Shopkeeper: No, we can't do unfair things. This is going to let the participants know, aren't you in a hurry with us?

Lao Bai: What's this? What is this, take a look.

Shopkeeper: The rules of the first Chicken King Competition, what's wrong?

Lao Bai: There are still small prints here.

Shopkeeper: The final interpretation right of this competition belongs to the organizer.

Lao Bai: Do you know what the final interpretation right is?

Shopkeeper: I don't know.

Lao Bai: If you don't know, don't join in the fun. Xiucai, take a pen and paper, let's formulate the elimination rules.

Xiucai: Put the big mouth here.

Lao Bai: First, the weight should not be less than eight catties.

Shopkeeper: Eight catties, isn't that a goose?

Lao Bai: If you don't set the threshold higher, who will you eliminate? Second, the tail hair should not be shorter than five inches.

Shopkeeper: You're talking about pheasants.

Lao Bai: There should be no less than four claws. It's a chicken.

Everyone: Nonsense.

Lao Bai: Then change it, the claws can't be shorter than four inches.

Shopkeeper: Isn't four-inch an eagle? When you make some trouble, the devil will come to clean up for you.

Lao Bai: Continue to write, the flight altitude cannot be less than three zhang.

【Lobby--Day】

The owners of the participating chickens crowded outside the door and smashed the door.

Lao Bai: It's coming, it's coming, it's coming. The door still needs it, the door still needs it.

Everyone: Open the door, open the door.

Lao Bai: What are you doing?

Everyone: What do you say? What do you say?

Shopkeeper Liu: What are you doing, I have to ask you about this, when you bought chickens, you said it was good, why did you suddenly turn your face.

Cameo No. 5: Aren't you blind?

Lao Bai: Be quiet, be quiet. Look at what it is, look at it.

Everyone: What, this is?

Lao Bai: The organizer reserves the right of final interpretation of this competition. Do you know what that means?

Xiao Xie: Good boy, what's wrong with us?

Cameo No. 4: We should go to the Yamen Gao You.

Lao Bai: Be quiet, be quiet. I know, I can understand your feelings, but this is a rule, and I can't help it, right?

Everyone: No way, return the money.

Lao Bai: I have a good news that I forgot to tell you, everyone has a prize, but there are not many prizes, one egg for each person.

Everyone: This blinds us?

Lao Bai: Also, a medal per person, this is specially customized by the organizing committee of this competition, Xiao Liu's chicken best new chicken award. Xiao Zhao's chicken, the best beautiful leg award. Xiao Xie this chicken, the best egg award.

Xiao Xie: Male.

Lao Bai: Best Hit Award. You one, the best black chicken award, you see how white people are. You are the best white chicken award, and you are not black. You have the best rooster award, (and I made a mistake, give the medal to the six cameo next to you) the rooster gives you, the best hen award. Applaud, haha, how good, good, all have awards, go back, go back and enjoy it, go back to kiss.

【Lobby - Night】

The crowd sat around the elm table.

Xiao Guo: Tomorrow is the finals, what are you going to do?

Lao Bai: Let's just get it like this, there are not a few chickens left anyway, they are all their own people, and they will compete casually tomorrow, and the award will be presented after the competition.

Big Mouth: What if you don't win the prize?

Lao Bai: Even if he doesn't win the prize, even if he is unlucky,

That's not good, Shopkeeper Wei spent a lot of money.

Xiao Guo: Shopkeeper Liu spends less money? People even took out the treasure of the town shop.

Big Mouth: The money shopkeeper is our old customer. They also said that if this one doesn't win the prize, they won't come in the future.

Xiaobei: He loves to come or not, and we don't lack a guest for him. (The crowd talks)

Shopkeeper: Okay. (Slapping the table) was a good thing, but it made you sick.

Everyone: Why is it disgusting, they are all acquaintances, give some face.

Shopkeeper: Face face, face, they want face, but what they lose is precisely face. You ask them, do they really need these prizes? Do they lack these two money? For this dispensable competition, as for it? (Chong Laobai) get up, participate in the competition, (sit down) rely on strength, not face. Trouble to tell them, since you dare to compete, don't be afraid of losing, relying on such despicable means, even if you win, can you feel comfortable? Is it meaningful to take this kind of prize back? Can you deceive others and deceive yourself? And you, think about it. (Turns upstairs, everyone ponders)

【White Scene--Day】

Lao Bai: After two days of suspension, the organizing committee of the conference decided to restart the competition, because of this, the vast majority of the participants are roosters, then we will crow, within the specified time. Whoever hits the bell wins, and the game begins. (Lao Bai patted one of the contestants) A human cry is not the same as a rooster's crow. (After a while) I announced that the winner of the first edition of the King of the Chickens was the winner, and the exciting time had arrived.

Xiao Guo: Yes, yes, don't talk about everyone, even I was so excited that I burst into tears.

Lao Bai: My heart is also a little surging, so let's come.

Xiao Guo: Okay.

Lao Bai: Ladies first.

Xiao Guo: This year's champion is Xiaohong, selected by Mo Xiaobei of Tongfu Inn.

Becky: (jumping and shouting) Little Red, Little Red.

Xiao Guo: Let me tell you a few words.

Becky: Thank you to my father, thank you to my mother, thank you to my sister-in-law, and my dead brother. (Covering his face with his hands, crying, bowing) Thank you. But what I want to thank even more is that for the sponsors of this competition, thank you to the four rich people of Zhao Qian, Sun and Li, as well as Zhou, Wu and Zheng Wang, the four shopkeepers. Of course, I would also like to thank all the unlucky opponents who lost to me. And your stupid cocks, (everyone withdraws) Hey, don't be discouraged, believe in yourself, is there another time?

Lao Luo: The shopkeeper, the shopkeeper.

Lao Bai: Why didn't you go home?

Lao Luo: I'm back, I'm back. I got three hundred chickens from my house. This is not Xiaohui, Xiaohui is watching there.

Everyone: What are you doing?

Lao Luo: What are you doing, preparing for the second Chicken King Competition. (Everyone scattered and fled, Lao Luo saw that the shopkeeper did not move, and stepped forward) The shopkeeper, when will the second session be held?

The shopkeeper's voiceover: (In the future, there will be no competitions)

This is the end of this review

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