Chapter 123: Crazy Line

In the guest room, everyone posed, and Xiao Guo held a sword with a sharp expression.

"If I'm not mistaken, this sword ......," Xiao Guo flicked his fingers, and the blade of the sword let out a clear sound, "It should be steel." ”

"Nonsense! This sword is not made of steel, it can be made of aluminum!"

Lao Bai moved his hands and feet: "Mom, Bai has been posing for a long time, this guy is tired." ”

"Just say if this is the real Shang Fang Sword!"

Seeing that everyone was looking at her, Guo Furong was a little nervous: "How do I know, I haven't seen the real thing." ”

"Didn't your dad use it?"

When Guo Furong heard this, she rolled her eyes: "Please, eldest sister, Shang Fang's sword! It is only prepared for Qincha! There is only one in the whole country, how can my father have it?"

However, it was a matter of his life, and Xiao Liu was also in a hurry to go to the doctor, pulling Xiao Guo and begging: "Why don't you take a look again, take a look again." ”

At this time, Chu Nan sat directly to the side, "Don't look at it! This sword must be fake." ”

Yan Xiaoliu was overjoyed: "How do you know?"

Chu Nan took out a booklet from his arms and patted it, "This booklet was turned out of their baggage, read it yourself!" As he spoke, Chu Nan handed the booklet to Xiao Liu.

"A solid skimming...... Hmmm......"

Guo Furong saw Xiao Liu's unlearned appearance, and directly snatched the booklet: "I'm coming.....! There is no shame in making mistakes once in a while, but it is shameful to make mistakes again and again knowing that there are mistakes. ”

After reading it, Xiao Guo looked around at everyone, "Isn't this good?"

"Read on!"

Lao Bai was also interested, and took the booklet, "I'll take a look...... Roads are walked by people, bridges are built by people, and people are life. Ah, it's hard to be a man, and it's even harder to be a woman!

After reading it, he threw the booklet directly on the table.

"How can an official of the imperial court say such stupid words?"

"Maybe it was written by that little white face?"

"Yes, yes, yes, it's possible. ”

Chu Nan turned to another page and showed it to everyone: "Look at this again." ”

"My face is black, it means that I am iron-faced and selfless, and my waist is fat, which means that my soul is very beautiful?"

The big mouth laughed when he heard it: "This makes sense!"

But when a few people saw him, they immediately changed their words: "No, but I can't stand pondering, and if I think about it carefully, he still lacks connotation." ”

"Okay, I'll give you another ..... with connotation" Chu Nan pointed to the booklet: "Seven Laws!"

"There is a Bao Qingtian in Kaifeng, who is selfless and loyal and treacherous. ”

"Hey, does this sound familiar?"

Guo Furong took the booklet and continued to read: "One day when it is my turn, dare to make Bao Gong blush?"

"Red face, isn't that Guan Gong, why is it Bao Gong?"

"Hahaha......"

This is Yan Xiaoliu, who has been silent for a long time, and his expression suddenly became serious: "I understand, I understand! This kid is also an allegro singer!"

After speaking, he got up directly.

"Hey, where are you going?"

"I'll let them listen, what is a real Allegro!"

As he spoke, Xiao Liu directly took out the allegro he carried with him and said: "That Wu Song, who is one foot two tall, has a big shoulder and a round waist and strength, has a head and a melon seed race, and his eyes are like bells......!

Seeing that Xiao Liu was really going to sing allegro to others, several people hurriedly stopped him.

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Outside the men's bedroom, a group of personnel hid outside the door and peeped at the two people in the room.

"Oh my God, how long are we going to stay together?

"Master Bao! People have no grievances with you in the long run, and there is no enmity in the near future, even if you want to poison you, you have to have a reason, right?"

"Then I still have tens of thousands of taels of silver tickets in my bag!"

"People are fast catchers, not bandits!"

"What if they see money and kill themselves?"

"Oh! I can't tell you! Don't bother me anymore, okay? You tell me to rest for a while, and I'll sleep. ”

“......”

“........”

"Xiao Zhan! I'll tell you! Although Lord Ben hasn't officially taken office yet......

Several people outside the door breathed a sigh of relief: they haven't taken office yet!

"But when I go to the court in the future, I will definitely report it upward! If I don't have a seizure, it's already a seizure, and if I have a seizure, it's not easy to clean up! It's useless for anyone to persuade me! The emperor's persuasion is useless!"

Outside the door, Xiao Liu sat on the ground in fright, desperate: "It's useless for the emperor to come up, it's over, it's completely over!"

"Let me tell you, when I look back and see the emperor, the first thing I say is, please remove the Shangshu of the Criminal Department! All the upper and lower cadres will be removed! I don't believe that I can't clean you up! Hmph!"

Zhantang is so helpless, you are a little squire who still wants the emperor to remove Shangshu, and his head is squeezed by the door, right?

"Crazy line!"

"Okay, you sleep! You sleep well! When you go back and can't wake up from a long sleep! I don't believe I can't clean you up! Huh!"

At this moment, Tong Xiangyu led everyone to break in.

"Don't come, don't come! I'm going to shout if I come here again!"

"What are you afraid of? We can still eat you?"

Master Bao was frightened and couldn't help but shrink back: "You still want to eat people? It is illegal to eat people!"

"We're not afraid!"

"I'm going to go to eighteen layers of hell!"

"We don't go down!

"Master Bao!"

Xiao Liu shouted, and Lord Bao was trembling again.

Who expected Xiao Liu to suddenly kneel down and burst into tears: "We were wrong! We don't know the true face of your Lushan, you don't remember the villain, the prime minister can hold the boat in his belly, you let us go, let us go......"

Seeing the other party begging for mercy, Master Bao immediately became arrogant: "Ah! You are afraid! Hahahaha! The court officials, you say that you will be tied! There is no royal law!"

The shopkeeper also smiled and went up to relieve the siege: "Hurry up, loosen the tie for Master Bao." ”

Xiao Liu walked over and was about to loosen the tie, but Master Bao picked up the shelf: "No! Just tie it up like this! Whoever loosens it for me will criticize whom!"

The exhibition hall on the side is about to cry: "Crazy line!"

"Then you can criticize casually, I'm just a skin face!" said Xiao Guo with a hippie smile and went to loosen the ties of Master Bao.

Who knew that Master Bao opened his mouth at Xiao Guo's outstretched hands and bit them, so frightened that Xiao Guo quickly shrank back.

"Whoever loosens the ties, I will criticize whom! Go, go, call your magistrate!"

"Oops, Lord Bao!"

"Aba! Aba, Abba Baba Aba!" scared everyone away, and came back to the exhibition hall: "Aba!

"Crazy line!"

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In the women's dormitory, the shopkeeper thought about it again and again, and finally made the final move: "So far, there is only one way left." ”

Yan Xiaoliu was happy: "What way?"

"Thirty-six Strategies ......"

"What's the plan for thirty-six?"

"Thirty-six strategies for love, it's best to go for the upper plan, I want to master the remote control myself......"

As soon as he heard Xiao Guo singing again, Lao Bai hurriedly stopped: "Stop!" and then turned his head to face the shopkeeper: "Where are you going?"

"I listen to you, I will go wherever you go, and I will not fall behind. ”

"You're the wind, I'm the sand ......"

"Miserable and miserable to the end of the world......"

"That's enough! I ordered the people, and I tied them up, and I am responsible for this matter!"

Everyone was stunned for a while, and when they saw Wushuang rushing into the men's bedroom, everyone hurriedly ran to the door to eavesdrop.