Chapter 032: Damn Scream
"What, Lord Bao, look ......"
Xia Fan was a little embarrassed to see this method of comparing [beep], and couldn't help but look sideways at Lord Bao.
"Squeak!"
Three more scratches appeared on the computer desk, and Master Bao's voice was even colder than before: "Look at the next one!"
"Oh. ”
Xia Fan felt that it was better not to touch her brow now, so he continued to pull down the mouse and looked at it for a while before saying, "There is another way, do you have a sterilization operation, can you accept it?"
"Next!!"
"I take drugs that suppress estrus, but it seems to cause some damage to the body. ”
Next !!
"Well, it seems like the only thing left is to find a tomcat......"
"You're looking for !!? death"
"Okay, okay, I'll keep looking, okay, I'll keep looking. ”
Xia Fan stubbornly continued to look down, and he could directly see that the webpage with the answer had been flipped through, and in the end, he could only post it with the mentality of a dead horse as a live horse doctor to see if there were any home remedies.
I turned it over like this for more than half an hour, but I didn't expect it to be real!
"There is a layer master here who said that when his cat was in your situation, a pot of catnip was placed at home and it was completely solved, do you want to give it a try?"
Xia Fan subconsciously looked back at Master Bao, his "Ghost Blowing the Lamp" today has not been updated.
"Nonsense, do you have any other good idea?"
Master Bao said angrily.
"But it's so late now, I can't get it for you, at most I'll go to the flower and bird market tomorrow when I go to school, but what are you going to do tonight?"
Xia Fan asked a little embarrassed, he could see that Master Bao was actually quite crazy now, if he hadn't forcibly controlled himself with his will, he would have scratched the glass again.
"Don't worry about it!"
Master Bao gritted his teeth and said this, a cat jumped off the computer desk and the lynx fought, and the sound of her scratching the wall came from time to time in the corner.
……
"Good night, Lord Bao. ”
Hurry up and finish the update before the power goes out, Xia Fan finished cleaning up and lay down on the bed, and said goodnight to Lord Bao who was huddled in the corner as usual.
Seriously, seeing Lord Bao's painful back, he was really a little distressed, and he wanted to help her, but he always felt that it was not too suitable for him to bring it up, and Lord Bao would feel that he was thinking about taking advantage of her.
"Humph!"
There was a proud snort from the corner of Lord Bao, and then there was no more.
"Okay, I slept. ”
Xia Fan wrapped himself in a quilt and said helplessly.
The dark room was quiet, and the sound of "squeaking" sounded from time to time, and Xia Fan didn't know how Lord Bao couldn't bear to be lured by those wild cats downstairs and stopped barking.
Sleepiness set in, and his consciousness began to become a little foggy.
At this time, he suddenly felt something silently arch his quilt, and then gently got in.
"Don't think about it much, let alone turn around, this palace is just a little cold. ”
There was a cold warning from Lord Bao from behind, and she seemed to know that Xia Fan was not asleep yet.
"Got it. ”
Xia Fan silently closed his eyes and lay motionless.
Thinking of the soul of a girl from the earth burrowing into her bed, Xia Fan's heart had a little ripple, but when she thought about it, her body was actually a cat, and this ripple disappeared quickly.
"Looks like I'm not a pervert......"
Thinking of this, Xia Fan suddenly felt a lot more relieved.
At the same time, he felt that he could clearly feel that Master Bao was not honest at all.
This guy curled up in the quilt and kept turning over and over, and from time to time he always had some physical contact with his back, and even a few times the paws were a little painful through his pajamas, but the strength seemed to be well controlled, and it should not be cut.
"For her sake, bear with her, or don't sleep tonight. ”
Xia Fan said to himself secretly in his heart.
As a result, before he could close his eyes again, Master Bao's somewhat embarrassed voice suddenly came from behind him: "That...... Shovel officer, are you sleepy right now?"
"Okay, what's wrong?"
Xia Fan straightened up and asked, Heaven and Earth conscience, this is the first time he has heard Master Bao speak in such a gentle tone.
"Otherwise, give it a try...... Let's try the first option I just saw on the Internet, right?"
Master Bao hesitated for a long time, and finally said in a hesitant way.
"Uh......"
Xia Fan was stunned for a moment, and his whole heartbeat became much faster, but soon he was depressed again, and said in embarrassment, "Yes, yes, but my mother is sleeping, where can I find you cotton swabs and baby oil now?"
"Huh!?"
Sharp claws pressed against his vest.
"Ah, isn't that the way it is?"
Xia Fan was startled and hurriedly shrank forward, but he didn't understand what he was saying wrong.
"Bengong is talking about the earlier method, if you think about it again, believe it or not, Bengong will abolish you now!"
Master Bao gritted his teeth and scolded.
"The first way...... Oh, I remember, touch your back, right?"
Xia Fan finally remembered.
"Ask if you know, stretch out your hand, don't blame this palace for not warning you in advance, if you dare to touch anything other than your back, you will die, you know?"
Master Bao shouted.
"Okay, okay, all listen to you, please be a little self-aware, okay, you're a cat now, how can I think anything wrong about you, you walk around in front of me every day without clothes, we are equal to talking in fruit every day......"
Xia Fan said helplessly, but he still turned over and put his hand on Master Bao's back, and stroked it gently.
"Then can you call it a fruit chat, this palace has hair!"
Master Bao immediately retorted, but Xia Fan's had just touched her, and she immediately couldn't help but let out an intoxicated voice: "Hmm......"
This voice is simply no more tempting than the things that Xia Fan hid in [D disk-study documents-college entrance examination sprint for 100 days], and it is more real I don't know how many times.
“……”
Xia Fan instantly became extremely energetic, and even Xiao Xia Fan was a little ready to move.
"Something poked me, I warn you to be honest, huh...... Well...... Do you want to die, okay, I'll fulfill you......!
Obviously, Master Bao had realized what was going on, and immediately screamed and scolded in panic, but under Xia Fan's touch, that voice still came out involuntarily.
"Can you blame me, you listen to your own voice, you can't control it, or change it to a cat meow!?"
Xia Fan was also quite speechless, for the safety of himself and Xiao Xia Fan's lives, he had to explain clearly.
"Damn it, meow...... Meow...... That's fine!"
"Much better. ”