Chapter 3 Allergies to Monkeys?
Not long after the woman's carriage left, the Jade Emperor held a few buns in his hand, looked around and frowned, and said, "It seems that there should be a city in front of us, let's go over and have a look." Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info”
"Huh? Aren't you going to find your way back to the Heavenly Palace first? Otherwise, call the land guy here first. The black dragon said with a strange expression.
At this time, the Jade Emperor had half of the bun in his mouth in his mouth, and walked towards the front and said:
"No, one year underground, one day in the sky, let's stay here for ten years and eight years, and ten days and eight days have passed, and those people won't be in a hurry to find us, and it's okay to go back in a hurry, I'll go back to see some prayer letters from mortals, those prayer letters are very levelless, and they are also boring, either let me bless them with promotion and wealth, or let me bless them with peace and security."
And the black dragon is also looking weird now.
After the Jade Emperor said this, he was even more unhappy and said:
"I sometimes can't figure it out, you go to worship Zhao Gongming, the god of wealth, when you are promoted and make a fortune, you go to the South China Sea Guanyin Bodhisattva, these people are all right, why do they always beg me for this...... while begging me, and also filming film and television dramas to hack me, it's really annoying."
Black Dragon: "......... Can you stop being so tsundere? ”
Not long after the two of them walked forward, the black little dragon suddenly looked at the Jade Emperor and said, "Is this bun really so delicious?" You ......"
"No." Before the black dragon could finish speaking, the Jade Emperor stuffed a bun into his mouth.
"It's not! You've eaten three, and there's two left, you give me ......"
"No." At this time, the Jade Emperor picked up another one and ate half of it with an expressionless face.
At this time, the black dragon was a little furious and said to the Jade Emperor: "You are an immortal, what kind of grains and grains do you eat, you give me a ...... of it."
"No."
“………… You deserve to be beaten by a monkey!! ”
“!!! I'm going to kill you today!! ”
………………
It was noisy all the way, and finally almost a day later, the Jade Emperor and the black dragon came to a city, and the time was not easy to calculate, anyway, it was early in the morning of the next day, the Jade Emperor and the black dragon came to the gate of the city.
This city is not big, anyway, if you look at it from the Jade Emperor's point of view, it is very small, but it seems to be very lively inside, and the Jade Emperor can hear the noisy sound of gongs and drums inside when he stands outside the door.
After hearing this voice, the Jade Emperor couldn't help frowning and said: "Speaking of which, it's really been a long time since I came down to sympathize with the people's feelings, although I am a little unhappy with the noise here, but I miss it a lot......"
And the black dragon is now like a gas bag, floating on the shoulder of the Jade Emperor, just said the wrong word, and was repaired, and now this black dragon does not want to deal with the Jade Emperor.
Then, the Jade Emperor and the black dragon walked inside, and along the way, the Jade Emperor found that it seemed that there had just been a grand festival and a grand event here yesterday.
Now there are many people sleeping on the side of the street, and there is a smell of alcohol on their bodies, and it seems that they drank a lot last night, but this town is also very lively, and the cries of small traders and vendors are endless.
The Jade Emperor is slowly walking in this city, well, yes, yes, the people live and work in peace and contentment, very good, very good.
When the Jade Emperor and the black dragon were looking around, they were suddenly slapped on the back and said, "Are you called me?" ”
"Huh?" The Jade Emperor glanced back with a strange expression.
Behind the Jade Emperor, there is now a very well-dressed girl, this girl is sixteen or seventeen years old, very quiet.
It's just that......
The Jade Emperor had never seen this person, and when the Jade Emperor frowned, the girl respectfully said to the Jade Emperor: "My young lady said that she wanted to see you, and she asked me to come down and ask you to go up if she was not well." ”
Speaking of this, the Jade Emperor raised his eyebrows and looked upward, and on the second floor above stood a woman with a veil, waving her hand slightly at the Jade Emperor.
Belch...... After thinking for a while, the Jade Emperor nodded, and then walked upstairs under the leadership of this quiet girl.
When the Jade Emperor walked to the second floor, the veiled woman greeted her at the staircase on the second floor, and when she saw the Jade Emperor, she saluted and said, "It's a coincidence, this is the first time I came out to drink tea, and I ran into you." ”
The Jade Emperor glanced at it, waved his hand and said, "It's okay, it's okay." ”
After that, the Jade Emperor bypassed the woman directly, and walked inside with the black dragon, the furnishings here are okay, compared to Athens.
To be honest, this move was a bit reckless, but the veiled woman was not angry, but behind the Jade Emperor, she continued gently: "Excuse me, your name is me, right?" ”
"Huh? Well... I don't call me ...... No, I'm not called ......," the Jade Emperor said as he looked at the veiled woman with a black line.
"And your name? ...... "This veiled woman sat down at a table with the support of a girl, and there was no one else on the second floor here, and it seemed that she had been chartered by this woman.
The Jade Emperor was stunned for a moment, then looked at the woman and raised his eyebrows and said, "My name will scare you when you say it, but you still don't want to know." ”
Alas, after all, he is the Jade Emperor, wouldn't these mortals be shocked when they heard their name?
It's just that the woman coughed lightly a few times and said with some interest: "Oh? Then I want to know your name......"
"Okay, okay, I'll just tell you, you don't tell anyone." The Jade Emperor sat mysteriously in front of the woman and said.
"Naturally, I won't talk nonsense with others." The veiled woman was stunned for a moment, then nodded slightly.
Then, the Jade Emperor lowered his voice and said to the veiled woman in front of him, "My name is Zhang Bairen......
"Zhang Bairen??" The two girls in front of Zhang Bairen both sighed with a puzzled face.
Subsequently, Zhang Bairen nodded again and again: "Yes, yes, yes, it is the Jade Emperor Zhang Bairen, shhh, this is my next session to be sympathetic to the people's feelings, don't tell others secretly." ”
The two women in front of Zhang Bairen are: "............"
However, the veiled woman still said gently: "...... Well, it's a great name. ”
"Yes, yes, I am still so calm when I hear my name, I appreciate you very much, yes, your surname." Zhang Bairen looked at the woman in front of him and praised it sincerely.
The woman with the veil was stunned and didn't understand what Zhang Bairen meant, but she still nodded and said slowly: "Don't give your surname Zhang, and your name is Mengqi." ”
Zhang Mengqi?
It's just that Zhang Bairen was stunned for a moment, so he waved his hand and said, "The surname is Zhang, why do you want to be exempt." ”
"Huh? Is the surname Zhang inevitably expensive? This Zhang Mengqi also seemed to be a little confused, and always felt that the man in front of him was a little crazy.
And Zhang Bairen said seriously: "Yes, God's surname is Zhang, Zhang is your surname, and it is inevitably expensive." ”
"Huh?? God? Zhang Mengqi was stunned.
Then, Zhang Bairen patted his chest with a smile and said: "It's me, I'm God, you have the same surname as me, so naturally you don't have to be expensive." ”
Zhang Mengqi: "......"
After nearly a few seconds of silence, the little maid standing next to Zhang Mengqi looked at Zhang Bairen with some fear, and then whispered in Zhang Mengqi's ear: "Miss, let's go quickly, this person is a little crazy and stupid, I'm afraid of hurting Miss ......."
After Zhang Mengqi heard this, he also nodded lightly, this person seems to be a little crazy.
Zhang Bairen didn't hear the conversation between these two people, of course, he could still hear it if he wanted to, but how could Zhang Bairen, as the Jade Emperor, do this kind of impolite thing.
Then, after Zhang Mengqi stood up, he said to Zhang Bairen: "No matter what it is, I really thank you for yesterday's incident, what are you doing here in Qinghe Town?" ”
"Just now, I told you, ...... sympathetic to the people's feelings" Zhang Bairen looked at Zhang Mengqi and said seriously.
Zhang Mengqi: "...... If you are looking for a job, you can go to the Zhangjia rice shop in the north of the city, and go to say my name, but yesterday just after the event, everyone rested, I am afraid that I can't go today, and I will go tomorrow. ”
At this time, Zhang Mengqi and his maid began to bow their heads and pack up their things, and after packing up their things, Zhang Mengqi suddenly looked at Zhang Bairen and said: "There is juggling in the city today, it seems that there are monkeys here, if you are bored, you can take a look with me, and then go to the rice shop tomorrow." ”
"Monkey?? I won't go. As soon as Zhang Bairen heard the monkey, his face immediately pulled down.
This sudden change in expression also made Zhang Mengqi and the little maid stunned, this??
However, the black dragon, who had not spoken on the side, said to Zhang Mengqi and the little maid: "It's okay, it's okay, you don't have to worry about him, he's allergic to monkeys." ”
Allergic to monkeys?
This is really weird, but Zhang Mengqi still nodded and said: "Then let's go, here is the snack I just ordered, I have already paid the bill, just eat a little, if you don't dislike it, if you are hungry, eat some......"
After that, Zhang Mengqi slowly went downstairs with the support of the little maid.
After the two of them went downstairs, the black dragon suddenly ran to the table, rolled up a piece of snack and put it in his mouth, and said vaguely while eating: "You know that she didn't know you after hearing your name, why do you still say things that seem to be mentally retarded." ”
Zhang Bairen sat on the chair and stretched his waist and said: "In Heaven before, I lived too seriously, and I didn't feel interesting, but since I came down, it's good to change the way." ”
At this time, Zhang Bairen and Black Xiaolong were already standing on the side of the window, and Zhang Mengqi and the little maid happened to walk out of the store, but the two of them did not look back, and slowly walked towards the center of the city.
The black dragon put a piece of snack in his mouth again, looked at the Jade Emperor and said:
"By the way, this girl is not bad, I think her Yangshou is estimated to die in a year and a half, this woman's death is a pity, otherwise, I will follow to remove her illness, and then save it?"
Zhang Bairen's face showed a serious expression, looked at Zhang Mengqi's back, shook his head slightly, and said, "Don't save it." ”
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