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Chapter 339: Great Director

"No, we have to look for it, and these people can't all go out to herd geese!" the fat man became more and more uneasy.

The group walked out of the goose factory, looked around, and the car boss suddenly pointed to the east: "It seems to be there-" Sure enough, the direction he pointed, between the green grass and clear water, there were patches of white, which should be a flock of geese.

"Go over and see. The fat man ran and walked around, getting closer and closer. You can already see ducks and geese swimming freely in the water, and everyone's hanging hearts have finally been put down.

"There were no accidents in the goose factory. The fat man was relieved.

"It seems that something is wrong, why are there no people in those geese?" the car boss finally found out what the problem was.

"It is estimated that the cat went to the water to bathe in the hot weather, and slowly looked for it. The fat man comforted himself as he looked around.

"Fatty, we're here-" A greeting came from a distance, and everyone took a closer look, only to see that the monkey was soaking in a pond, waving his arms vigorously, and next to him, there was a bunch of brain melons, even Li Liuye's age, and he was also soaked in the water.

"I'll just say these guys must take a shower, and see what makes them comfortable. The fat man muttered, and then ran over.

"Fatty, don't come here!" the monkey trickster shouted again.

The fat man looked back at Miss Xiaoliu: "Hehe, Reporter Liu, you stay here for a while, and wait for them to put on your clothes." We countrymen take a bath, and it's generally - hehe. ”

"Tiger!" reporter Liu suddenly let out an exclamation, only to see two tigers lying on their stomachs in the grass on the edge of the pond, one of the big one, lying there lazily, as if asleep, and the other slightly smaller one, looking at this side with tiger eyes, and exchanging feelings with reporter Liu Da.

"My mother-" The car boss exclaimed, and ran away, and as soon as he took the lead, everyone else followed.

As soon as they ran like this, the tiger also ran, probably it had a problem with the dog, and the more you ran, the more it chased. Moreover, this tiger runs fast, a jump is several meters, and the running posture is very graceful, it seems that there is still potential unused.

Seeing that the reporter Xiaoyanagi was at the end, the fat man hurriedly waited for her a few steps, and then pulled her to run together. Although reporter Liu Da is old, at this life-and-death moment, he played at a super level and ran more happily than the car boss.

Even so, the distance between the tigers and them is rapidly decreasing. Reporter Koyanagi was frightened: "You-why do you still have tigers here!"

"I usually can't see the shadow, why are you running here today, waiting for us to come!" the fat man also said breathlessly.

The reporter was also speechless, she really didn't know whether it was lucky or unlucky, and she could even see the rare tiger.

After running for a while, the speed of the four people dropped significantly. The fat man remembered the people who were playing monkeys just now, so he shouted: "Hurry up and get into the water, tigers can't swim!"

In fact, the fat man vaguely remembered that the tiger's ability to swim in the water was not bad, but at this time there was no other way, a dead horse should be a live horse doctor.

"I can't swim. Reporter Liu shouted in his mouth, he regretted it in his heart: If he knew this, he would have to practice swimming if he said anything.

"I don't know how to water—" Reporter Koyanagi was also anxious, it was not very open at that time, and even fewer lesbians could swim.

The fat man couldn't care about it, so he picked up the reporter Xiaoyanagi, popped, and jumped into a big pond next to him. The boss didn't dare to slack off, grabbed Liu Da and jumped into the water, and shouted: "Close your eyes, don't move." ”

The water in the pond is really deep, and there is no neck after walking a few steps, but fortunately, the fat man and the car owner have good water nature, and they can barely lift the heads of the two reporters out of the water.

The tiger also chased it to the shore, but it did not go into the water, found a piece of grass, and lay there too. Occasionally raise his round head and look into the pond, and he can see a few people in the water.

"The tiger is consumed with us. The car boss was distracted and spoke, and the reporter Liu Da in his hand sank down and poured a mouthful of water. The car boss hurriedly lifted him up again, and reporter Liu Da only had a cough.

The situation on the fat man's side is better, after all, he has more strength. Although Miss Xiaoliu has not yet started a family, she can't care about anything else at the moment, and her arms are tightly wrapped around the fat man's neck, and she refuses to let go of anything, which makes the fat man uncomfortable.

"If the tiger doesn't leave, won't we be trapped here?" the fat man looked up at the sun in the sky, and it seemed that it had just reached noon.

"It's been a long time, I can't stand it. The car boss held on for more than ten minutes, and his arms began to ache. It is a great burden to hold someone who does not know how to carry water in the water.

"Or just put me down-" Reporter Liu Da said resolutely, worthy of being a ** member, it is really not easy to make this determination.

The car boss is also temperamental: "I can't do this, how can I see death and not save it!"

"Help—" shouted the fat man, tearing open his gong-like throat. The tiger was all shouted from the ground by him, and roared at the fat man with its big mouth open, as if to demonstrate to him.

The fat man shouted more than a dozen times in a row, but in the end it was not easy to move, so he stopped and muttered to himself: "Who can come to the rescue in this wilderness?"

Several other people are also in general mind, and they all feel that this time it is more than lucky. There were just two groups of people, one tiger looking at a bunch, and everyone was like being in a water prison, and no one wanted to run.

"No, instead of waiting for death in the water, it's better to go up and fight the tiger!" the fat man finally figured it out, and when he was exhausted, he could only wait for death.

"I really take myself as Wu Song, and I dare to fight a tiger with my bare hands. The car owner muttered.

"Then what do you say?" the fat man glared at him angrily.

"I don't have a move-" The car boss grinned, feeling that the weight of reporter Liu was getting heavier and heavier, and his two arms were gradually losing consciousness.

The fat man was also secretly anxious in his heart: Why didn't this strange wonder call Weiwei away, if he waited a little longer, he would have to show his stuffing.

All this, of course, was planned by the fat man, and he became a big director for a while, and it was definitely a blockbuster: wolves, tigers, and birds were dispatched; there were several big scenes of chasing, and there were also a large number of extras, such as Li Laomian and others making cameos. It is estimated that even a famous director in Hollywood will be difficult to reach such a high level.

From the beginning, the sika deer and red deer in the deer farm were fed poisonous mushrooms by Erzhuzi, and they were diagnosed with foot-and-mouth disease by Lao Yaozi.

Those vicious wolves were also recruited by Qiqi from the forest, and the leader was Howling. Originally, the fat man was worried that it would be difficult to find him, but Qiqi really did not disappoint him, and sang in the forest for a while, and before he could finish singing a little red riding hood, a howl appeared in front of her, and then a scene of wolves attacking chickens was staged.

Howling they did a good job, although they accidentally injured a few chicks, but it was also a planned loss, and the fat man didn't care at all.

When the chickens were driven into the woods, Kiki was inside, and after putting the chickens together again and pacifying them, the old revolution came and took over his men again.

Qiqi rushed to the next ride non-stop, summoned Weiwei and the tiger mother, and was carried by Wang Sanpao on a bicycle and rushed to the frog field.

As for the fight between Bigfoot's sister-in-law and Li Laomian, it is to buy some time for Qiqiduo to make proper arrangements at the next stop.

This month, the husky toads are basically going up the mountain, so the frog farm is already a bit deserted. When Kiki arrived at the frog farm, he immediately recruited a large number of water birds, and the frog farm became noisy at once.

When the fat man and the others came, Kiki had just left. When the fat man and they continued on the road, the car boss vaguely saw Wang Sanpao riding a bicycle in front, so he was in a hurry and drove the four-wheeled into the ditch, which won Qiqi time again.

Qiqi and the third grandfather arrived at the goose factory, and immediately informed the fat uncle of the plan, Li Liuye and Li Changjiang also hurriedly took a few dogs to find Cheng Lei and them, and then jumped into the pond, Qiqi and Wang Sanpao led a few dogs to lie in the reeds next to them.

There were two tigers in charge, and the dogs were so frightened that they didn't dare to make a sound, and they were better behaved than rabbits.

So when the fat man and his party arrived, they saw such a scene. As soon as Weiwei saw the fat man, he was angry, the last time he wrestled with the fat man, he was ridden by the fat man, which was really a bit embarrassing. So, he bluffed after him and drove them all into the pond.

Just when the fat man couldn't hold on, a tiger roar came from afar, and it was the tiger mother who gave a signal to retreat under the instruction of Qiqi.

Weiwei snorted a few times dissatisfied, and then glanced at the fat man, wagged his long tail, and walked away satisfied. After all, in this confrontation, the fat man was really ruined, and Weiwei also calculated a bad breath.

Mr. Chief Director was also a little indignant and decided that he must find this field again next time. Of course, even if it's not acting this time, the fat man can only escape, after all, Weiwei still has a tiger mother.

Seeing the tiger leave unexpectedly, several people in the water crawled to the shore, and then lay on the grass and gasped. After a while, they all ran over wet, and everyone was very hot for the rest of their lives.

"Hurry up and drive the geese back, don't let them go these days, who knows when the tigers will come." The fat man hurriedly continued to follow the script.

"Fatty, thousands of geese and ducks, if we are circled all day long, eating and chewing, then we will lose money. The monkey said with a wink in his eyes.

"There is no surplus food in the village, and no new food has come down. "The fat man snapped his lips.

"It's really not good, let's deal with a batch of ducks and geese, anyway, it's laying eggs now, and someone should be willing to ask for it." The car boss proposed.

The fat man sighed: "That's the only way, let's go back quickly and contact the buyer, we can't starve the ducks and geese to death." ”

Several people returned to the goose factory, didn't even bother to eat, and drove back on four wheels. When they arrived at the backer, the two big reporters didn't have the heart to stay any longer, so they simply said goodbye. In their minds, it was a blessing to be able to go back alive.

The car boss drove them to the county on four wheels, and when he left, the fat man reluctantly waved goodbye: "Two reporter comrades, after two years, we will develop again, you will come to interview again, we are all looking forward to the backing mountain tun can become the first village in China!"

Reporter Liu Da agreed weakly, and he also felt a little regretful in his heart: It was a good thing, but it was a mess, but it was a pity that it was such a good opportunity......