Chapter 002: Hongu is from Earth
It's a pity that Xia Fan didn't succeed in escaping in the end.
Because when his parents went out in the morning, in order to ensure that he could honestly squat at home to review, the door was deliberately locked.
Leaning against the door in despair, Xia Fan could only tremble as "Master Bao" came out of his room step by step with elegant cat steps on tiptoe, and then walked towards him step by step.
The small pads under the cat's paws made his steps light and soft, but they put him under unprecedented pressure.
It's as if he's now a rat with nowhere to run.
But fortunately, "Master Bao" didn't seem to intend to hurt him, just paced back and forth in front of him, and told him a story with a huge brain in a girl's unique whining way:
"A month ago, in a world called Earth that is parallel to the Blue Star where Xia Fan is, a cute, beautiful and versatile literary girl unfortunately suffered a car accident, but she did not die but her soul crossed to the Blue Star, but she was jealous and red-faced, and finally her soul merged with a cat - super unlucky!"
"And what about this cat, there is also a waste wood shovel officer who is not handsome, has an average figure, is not good at studying, and doesn't even have the courage to confess to the girl he likes - can it be more unlucky?"
"I just came with her, and there is a tattered system designed by a guy with a sick brain, and the task assigned to her by this shabby system is to help this scrap wood shovel official eventually become a superstar with a billion fans - it turns out that it can really be more unlucky, hahaha, meow meow!?"
"Alas, you're a super lucky guy compared to Hongu!"
At the end of the story, "Master Bao" looked at Xia Fan with "envious" eyes and sighed helplessly.
"That...... The 'unhandsome, average-minded, poor learner, and don't even have the courage to confess to the girl you like' in your story β isn't he talking about me?"
After listening to the narrative of "Master Bao", which was similar to the way his peers chatted, Xia Fan, who realized that he might not be in any danger for the time being, also stabilized his mood a little, but his heart was a little tingling, as if he had just suffered a critical damage.
"What do you think?"
"Lord Bao" squinted.
As the highest primate, he was actually despised by a cat......
Uhh
However, for the sake of this cat that seemed to be helpful to him, Xia Fan still held his chest and decided to come to an adult and not remember the villain, took a deep breath and asked: "Okay, I want to know now how you plan to save my unsightly life...... And you want to help me become a superstar with a billion followers, do you know what a billion followers means? The whole Blue Star has a total population of only 7 billion, okay? Are you sure you just made fun of me without a draft?"
It's not that Xia Fan's ability to accept new things is strong, it's just that the setting of "I'm talking to my cat now" is enough to subvert his original worldview.
And on the basis of this setting, at this moment, the cat said something to him, and he didn't find it too difficult to accept, is there anything more unbelievable than this?
It's just that these billion fans are a bit too much, even those truly world-famous superstars probably can't have so many fans......
"I've been secretly observing for a month, with all due respect, this palace is not aimed at a certain book, a certain song, a certain movie, or a certain variety show in your world, this palace is saying that all the things related to literature and art here are rubbish!"
"Master Bao" was suddenly full of confidence, a few whiskers on his lips kept trembling, and he said with great pride, "In front of these garbage, this palace only needs to casually carry some things from the earth, and it will definitely become a classic by word of mouth, isn't this enough?"
"You...... I give 99 points, 1 more point for fear that you will fly into the sky and be shoulder to shoulder with the sun. β
Xia Fan couldn't help laughing, this guy really doesn't know the sky, just despise him, even the entire Blue Star is despised, do you want to be so arrogant?
"Meow meow?"
"Master Bao" glanced at him and continued, "There is no need to say more nonsense, you just need to know now that with the help of this palace, successfully passing the art examination of the Huaxia Drama Academy in a month is just an appetizer in your life." β
"You know all about this?"
Xia Fan couldn't help but be stunned.
"Combined with some memories of your cat, plus the observations I have made in the past month, I know everything about you. β
"Master Bao" laughed disdainfully, his tail swayed in an "S" shape, and he laughed like a few family treasures, "For example, your five tones are incomplete and your movements are stiff, for example, you don't even have the money to go to the imperial capital to take the art exam, and for example, the dirty things you hide in [D disk-study materials-college entrance examination sprint for 100 days]......"
"Enough is enough, I believe in you!"
Xia Fan instantly felt that he was being stripped naked and beaten, especially when he thought that the cat that was squatting in front of him and shaking his tail was actually living in a girl, he wanted to die even more embarrassed.
"Cut, he's still such a thin-skinned guy, so he can't mix with the literary circle. β
"Master Bao" seemed to be enjoying Xia Fan's state at the moment, and laughed on the side, and then he didn't know what was wrong, but his tone suddenly became very stern, "But I have to give you a serious warning, when I am in your room in the future, I will never be allowed to look at that kind of dirty thing again, let alone lock the door, otherwise don't blame me for spending your face!"
"I ......"
Xia Fan suddenly remembered that one night a few days ago, when he locked the door and wore headphones in the room while watching a small movie while solving his own physiological problems, "Master Bao" shrank by the door and scratched the door frantically, and now there is still a row of dense claw marks on the door.
At first, he thought that the abnormality of "Lord Bao" was because he wanted to go to the toilet, but now that he recalled carefully, the girl claimed to have been here for a month, so he said that at that time......
No wonder there was such a big resentment when it came to this!
Thinking that he actually did this in front of a girl, Xia Fan instantly felt that he was even more shameless, but why was there still such a little excitement in the bottom of his heart?
"Meow!"
"Master Bao" obviously didn't want to mention this dirty past again, snorted coldly, and brought the topic back on track as if nothing happened, "One more thing I have to remind you, from today onwards, in front of outsiders, you'd better be the same as before, don't let anyone, including your parents, notice my abnormality, I don't want to be used by those scientific research institutions for experiments, understand?"
"You don't need to be reminded of this. β
Xia Fan nodded busily, he didn't want to hand over such a magical cat to the state.
"It's for the best. β
"Master Bao" thought for a while and said, "At the same time, you must also complete every task I give you, so that I can get the points rewarded by that tattered system, so as to help you redeem the copyrights of more classic books, songs, films, and variety shows from the earth, and even skills that can completely transform your rotten wood......"
Quest - Points - Copyright - Skill?
The cat's tail is finally revealed!
Xia Fan instantly realized that the combination of these three things was a huge pit, after all, he couldn't communicate directly with the so-called "system", and all the initiative was in the hands of Lord Bao, the middle cat, and whatever she said was what she said.
"I'm wondering right now, what benefits will it give you by helping my system?"
Xia Fan looked at the cat cautiously and asked subconsciously.
"That's not something you need to care about. β
"Master Bao" squinted at him, with an expression that I had already seen through your careful thoughts, and pouted, "But before starting the mission, in order to dispel your concerns, I think it is necessary to let you taste some sweetness first, and by the way, understand what the things I brought from Earth mean to your Blue Star." β
"Let me see...... Meowβ"
Master Bao pondered for a moment, and finally smiled, "The newbie points given to me by the system are only enough to redeem the copyright of an online novel, so let's start with the simplest online novel!"