Chapter 317: What the hell
People with poisonous tongues are grudges, of course, I solemnly elaborate here, holding grudges is not the same as being careful, Yoshikawa Mingbu and Baili both love to hold grudges, and when discussing the city research meeting, a dissonance was suddenly inserted.
"Just now you said that I was lonely all my life, so do you have a girlfriend?" Yoshikawa Akiho suddenly came to a lore: "Or do you want to ask in another way, have you ever been in love?"
"Of course I ......" Lu Shichen was about to blurt out, but he suddenly stopped talking, and the memory of the original owner clearly told him that no, no.
He wasn't alone, so he looked around the room and wanted to find someone to cushion his back.
Everyone present, I.M. Pei has children, not to mention Zhu Lang, and now he still has that very important necklace around his neck to prove that he once had an unforgettable relationship experience, as for Paganini and Mozart...... Well, needless to say, Lu Shichen retracted his gaze and sadly found that he was really the only one.
"Let's talk about other things, such as the establishment of the Department of Architecture after the Municipal Research Council, and the expansion of Qinglan College has been completed, what are you going to do next. Lu Shichen said with a serious face, this seriousness will definitely be able to make those who don't work and just think about masturbating and masturbating to feel guilty, that's right, he is such a serious worker.
"It's time to talk about the future development of Qinglan Academy......" Hearing the first half of I.M. Pei's sentence, Lu Shichen nodded approvingly, but the second half of the sentence changed, and I.M. Pei said this: "But you are the largest shareholder of Qinglan College and Qinglan Fund, you just think about making decisions or something, let's not get involved, let's talk about whether you have a girlfriend." ”
"I ......"
Lu Shichen felt that the burning silence in his body could no longer be suppressed, the tiger's body shook, and a pair of tiger eyes stared directly at I.M. Pei and the others.
But it didn't happen. Even if the tiger body and tiger eyes shed two lines of tiger tears, they are not tigers, so one after another "tiger heroes" are still emerging.
"Cousin, you really haven't had a girlfriend yet, right?" Paganini, who was slow and half-beaten, suddenly exclaimed, looking at Lu Shichen with an alien-looking gaze, and continued to say: "If I'm not mistaken, cousin, you're twenty-five this year." In other words, cousin, you are still there, should the first kiss still be there?"
The more Paganini spoke, the louder he became, a sign of fear that others would not hear him, especially at the end of which Paganini's eyes widened.
"God hasn't had a girlfriend at twenty-five?"
With regret in his tone, Paganini is fully qualified to have such an attitude, you have said before you see that he became famous at a young age, and he once fell into a period of absurdity.
Lu Shichen's heart is the same as 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping, looking at Yoshikawa Mingbu, Mozart, I.M. Pei, etc., who are listening attentively, it hurts.
I.M. Pei and the others were waiting here for Lu Shichen to answer. A group of netizens on the Internet are waiting for the response of the post-zero little adult.
I saw that behind the post posted by Pan Jun, it was full of similar messages.
"my ears, the little adults after zero are here to poison them. ”
"Originally, I had insomnia, and I couldn't sleep after taking sleeping pills, but after hearing this, my heart collapsed directly. ”
"Thanks to the supreme god of the post-00s little adult, my ears and hearing are a little not very good. Hearing aids are needed, and now they are completely gone...... Because labor and management are completely deaf after listening to it!!"
"I believe in your wickedness. Chop your hands chop your hands and chop your hands, let your hands be cheap, let your hands be cheap......"
"The person in the video seems to be really a masturbating god, but does Nima's background sound dare to be a little smaller? What the hell is this? It's just noise!"
Next is a variety of questions.,What the hell is the message sent by the little adult after zero.,It's normal for this result to appear.。 After all, even if Pan Jun is at the scene, most of the time they can only hear the Divine Comedy, let alone in the video shot by Pan Jun.
"A group of scum, I'm here to give you and other popular science, after my investigation. At the beginning of the video, there was only the little apple before one minute and twenty seconds, and then the most dazzling ethnic style was added, and it was not until two minutes and 15 seconds that three other songs were added: Jiangnan Style, Fahai, You Don't Understand Love, Worried, looking at the five tracks, all of them are divine comedies, and then they are emitted by the stereo.
In addition, I can also hear from the sound of the stereo, the 3D stereo surround sound in the video is large and pure, far exceeding the quality of ordinary stereo speakers, especially the almost faint echo, anyway, I only heard a little echo in the top speaker at the top of the speaker, "You are my little apple".
So to sum up, as far as I can judge, the sound in the video is the 311 model of the BMB stereo series, above!"--I am the emperor of data plus the emperor of analysis
This data emperor plus analysis emperor is really a dick, if Lu Shichen sees it, he will definitely praise it, but unfortunately now Lu Shichen is under siege in the apartment, but it is worth mentioning that this great god has analyzed all of them correctly.
The data emperor and the accurate analysis of the analysis emperor instantly triggered a kind of worship.
"The great god is the great god, not only can I hear which songs, but I can also hear what the audio brand is, I Zhao Ritian is really convinced. ”
"The great god is mighty and domineering, I listened to it three times, and I barely managed to distinguish the five songs, as for what and where there is an accent, I can't hear it at all, and I feel that this post is over. ”
"This is the data school that really benefits the people, and I really want to ask, the great god analyzed these, I have a question in my mind, I hope the great god answers, how many times has the great god watched the video?"
"Same question. ”
“+1”
It wasn't until 10086 that I got a reply.
I am the Emperor of Data plus the Emperor of Analysis: "I have watched it thirty-one times." ”
When these two numbers are put together, and when three is still in front, it already represents something, and netizens are all shocked by this number.
Asked.
"Thirty-one times, this video is a total of eight minutes, that is, two hundred and forty-eight minutes, and it takes more than four hours to watch it continuously to watch it, are you okay?" "Are you blind?" "Are you still alive?" "Worship the patience of the great god!" ......
I am the emperor of data plus the emperor of analysis replied: "My good friend has now been sent to the hospital foaming at the mouth, and now he is in a coma in the emergency ward, and I kindly remind you not to watch this video more than five times." ”
Netizens burst into laughter, it is obvious that this is of course a joke, and people have made jokes with this video.
For example: "If you don't say it, don't say that I will post a video", "I will post a video when I rob the landlord at home", "I am a primary school student, I am seven years old this year, if you don't let me play the qualifying match, I will post a video." ”
It's on fire!
Pan Jun's post also became popular, but this fire was very different from the effect he wanted...... (To be continued.) )