2014 Chinese Language and Literature Class 3, Female Dormitory.

The goddess Gao Fei put on lipstick and made a phone call, and her voice was quite high: "My dear, two tickets for Dou Shuaishuai's concert in Beijing, remember to ask for the A1+ area, well, hurry up and book tickets, um, bye-bye, Momoda." ”

Gao Fei kissed the phone.

"Wu Chong is crazy, don't you know?" The chubby Han Miaomiao jumped in with a popsicle and shouted: "Everyone is smiling when I see it, like a rotten persimmon, ugly!"

"I'm scared to death! Can you be subtle?" Gao Fei, who has always been known for being cold, immediately stared at Han Miaomiao coldly, and Gao Fei has always been disgusted with the female man who is "wide in heart and fat in body".

Han Miaomiao turned her head sideways and said, "I heard that Wu Chong's tongue is too sassy! Yesterday, I took the initiative to talk to the cleaning aunt, and when I went to the cafeteria, I also took the initiative to play with the big size of the food, which caused the doorman to be on high alert. ”

Gao Fei's pointed Internet celebrity face was angry, and he shook off: "The graduation certificate will come down in a few days, don't bother us!"

Han Miaomiao sat on the bed, and the whole dormitory was shocked, as if she had mastered the enemy's secret, she said mysteriously:

The fat man said that his family came from the countryside, and the conditions were not very good, and he was the only one in the village. Whether it is useful to read or useless, the whole village is still waiting to see his employment. ”

The fat man refers to Kong Fei, Han Miaomiao's male ticket, the two fat men made an appointment to lose weight, but they became a pair of live mandarin ducks in the class.

Kong Fei and Wu Chong are under the same roof, and if Wu Chong has any scandal, Han Miaomiao is always the first to recognize it, and it spreads among the girls.

Li Zixin, who was writing, closed the notebook, raised the pencil in her hand, and muttered with a cherry mouth: "The admission score of Kyoto University is so high, I tutor every day, tutor every day, and almost toss to death to get in." I admire him a lot if he can get in, and I hope he will be fine. ”

Gao Fei sneered: "If he dares to do something, I will let Brother Wang fire him, so that he can't get a graduation certificate, anyway, the graduation certificate is useless to him! The full employment rate of the Chinese class for thirteen consecutive years may not be able to be maintained in our hands." ”

With the current strict and standardized management of student status, how can it be so easy to expel students?

As soon as Li Zixin heard this, she was not happy, and thought: Kyoto University is not your family, don't be arrogant and arrogant when you stand as a junior as the chief counselor!

Li Zixin thought for a moment and said: "It is even more difficult for a rural child to be admitted to Kyoto University, and the consumption level of Kyoto University is not low, so how easy is it to provide for four years?

Gao Fei snorted coldly, stepped on his high heels, carried his bag, and threw the door away.

Li Zixin hid the unfinished "Farewell Kangqiao" and went out.

After ten years of hard work, he returned his reputation with the bright moon.

Wu Chong endured hardships, but he didn't have a reputation, this hard-working baby, I didn't know that there were so many people behind him who "paid attention" to him, his every move became the joke of the girls, and it was summed up in Han Miaomiao's words: "Cut! Wu Chong is a big wonder, and the girl of 80,000 catties can't look down on him!".

Wu Chong has indeed not been idle in the past two days.

He is researching and exploring the "Great Wonderful Communication System" installed in his head.

Wu Chong was admitted to Kyoto University, in addition to his weak expression ability, other imagination, memory, observation ability, summary ability, induction ability, inquiry ability, reasoning ability, adaptability, association ability, and hands-on ability...... and so on, the ability still stands out from the crowd.

According to his summary: The Great Wonder Communication System will automatically pop up at 24 o'clock every night, displaying the communication index of the day, and the communication index will rise a little for each person you communicate with. Whether it is the cleaning aunt, or the head teacher Dr. Xiao, or the doorman uncle, roommates and classmates...... Regardless of the other party's identity, status, or position, as long as effective communication is formed, it will be recorded as a communication index.

Wu Chong's summary of effective communication is:

If you talk to the other person and the other party ignores you, the communication index will not be counted.

I smile and shake hands with each other, but I don't speak, and I don't count my communication index.

If the other party talks to him/herself, but he does not answer, the same does not count towards the communication index.

Only when there is dialogue between the two sides can you get a little communication index.

The communication system of Da Qi Wei is very scientific, and there is no communication index when encountering a stuffy face, a cold face, or a closed fast. However, the system has a [smile bonus], at the grassroots level of effective communication, give the other party a smile, and at the same time, the other party also responds with a smile, you will get a one-point index bonus.

After a few days of tossing, Wu Chong's mouth smiled crookedly, and the communication index he got last night was only [97 points], and he was still 3 points away from the junior reward. This is already a lot of power for Wu Chong, who has communication barriers.

Wu Chong, who got up early, hid in the toilet and secretly clenched his fists.

Go to the cafeteria and find a few aunts to say a few words of nonsense, hello, hello, hello everyone, etc., you can mix the index!

Breaking through a hundred is as easy as a breeze!

But things are not as simple as Wu Chong thought, today the cleaning aunt and the vegetable aunt don't take care of Wu Chong, and when she sees Wu Chong, it's like seeing a ghost.

"Weird?" Wu Chong held the plate, unable to understand.

At this time, I heard an aunt behind me whispering: "It's that thief's eyebrows and rat-eyed little eyes! There's something wrong with the brain! Stupid, be careful in the future, in case you are infected by him." ”

Infect?

Wu Chong can't wait to give her a bottle of poison immediately, how to speak, it's too hurtful, you can say that I am a thief, but I must not say that I am sick in the head!

Wu Chong was angry, and went to the school guard and garbage collection office, and after a busy day, no one took care of Wu Chong!

The most amazing is Uncle Huang, who repairs bicycles at the south gate, and when he sees Wu Chong from afar, he closes the car repair shop in the blink of an eye, hiding from the plague god.

Wu Chong is crazy!

At 11 p.m., the dormitory lights out.

Roommates Lao He, Xiao Boran, and Kong Fei came back drunk, and the three of them left Wu Chong to go to dinner...... That's normal, it's even more normal to get drunk, if you don't get drunk twice, you don't have any brotherhood.

Let Wu Chong go out to socialize, he doesn't have the guts. He gritted his teeth and thought that he would have to talk to the three of them within an hour, and it would be better if one of them smiled at him.

No, Wu Chong smiled and asked, "Lao He, when will the graduation certificate come down?"

Lao He was lying crookedly on the bed, smoky with alcohol, rolled his eyes, and scolded: "Wu Chong, you are a ...... I…… LOVE…… YOU......" chirped a few crooked words, and fell asleep all of a sudden.

As a child who was also born in the countryside, although Lao He did not show a smile, he responded to Wu Chong as soon as possible, and he had a little communication index in hand!

Wu Chong's face turned red and turned to look at Xiao Boran.

Xiao Boran was so drunk that he was humming a song that Wu Chong had never heard before, Wu Chong approached lightly, and called out cowardly: "Xiao Boran, Xiao Boran, Xiao Boran!" The speed of speech became faster and faster, but Xiao Boran did not answer, but tears suddenly flowed out.

Scared Wu Chong, grandma's, and made him cry?

Wu Chong froze: "Xiao Boran, what's wrong?"

Xiao Boran woke up like a dream, and suddenly took Wu Chong's hand, and howled to death, his mouth full of Li Zixin's name. Alas, Xiao Boran aimed at Li Zixin when he started military training, and Li Zixin was dressed fresh and refined, especially a string of ponytails, which almost killed Xiao Boran's soul.

From the old cheeky face, to the stalker, to the disheartened - Xiao Boran let out a bold statement: Li Zixin is the most difficult girl in the world to chase, there is no one.

Whoever can catch up, I will kowtow to him in public!

Pity.

Li Zixin never gave Xiao Boran a chance to make a mess, and Xiao Boran, who was poor in donkey skills, finally had to give up, but he didn't expect that he couldn't let go of Li Zixin after graduation, and Li Zixin's taste was too tricky! In a palace full of talents like Kyoto University, no one could catch up with her! Xiao Boran was drunk!

"Zixin! Zixin! I don't regret it when my clothes belt widens, I'm haggard for Yi Yixiao! I don't have colorful phoenix wings, I'm willing to fight for you......" Xiao Boran, who was shining with tears, held Wu Chong's hand tightly, and his eyes were staring at the ceiling.

After a while, Xiao Boran's mood stabilized slightly, let go of Wu Chong's hand, sat on the ground and retched twice, shouting, "Where is my water glass?"

"Here!" Wu Chong shouted, and immediately handed the water cup to Xiao Boran's hand.

A little communicative index in hand.

Wu Chong turned his head to look for Kong Fei, the bed was empty, and this person didn't know where to run.

Wu Chong looked at his watch - 23:57!

As time passed, Wu Chong couldn't help but feel scorched, and another communication would be full of 100 indexes. Wu Chong poked his head out of the dormitory door, and the corridor was empty, with a faint yellow lamp covering the endless steps.

Listening attentively, there are still one or two dormitories chatting at night, such as dog kennels and rat fights, whispering.

23:59.

It's too late to find someone.

"Kong Fei, your mother told you to go home for dinner!" Wu Chong was really out of luck, and his curiosity about the junior reward forced him to show his last courage, shouting such a loud voice, and then sat back and waited for Kong Fei to reply, and the communication index was captured.

After waiting for a while, he didn't see Kong Fei answering, Wu Chong looked out the window and saw that Kong Fei was talking on the phone in the small garden downstairs in the dormitory. The designation is to report the life situation to Han Miaomiao, this bastard, must be saying something unseemly!

When the time came, the 51-inch light blue virtual screen popped up.

[Communication Index: 99 (Today's Breakdown)]

[Item: Empty]

【Shopping Mall: Not Opened】

[Lottery: Not drawn today]

Wu Chong clicked on the lottery, and on the light blue virtual screen, a line of large white characters popped up [Sorry, you haven't met the lottery conditions yet, and the primary reward needs to consume 100 points of communication index. 】

[Drop, the system is hidden.] 】