Finally waited until Monday to go to work! That "high-spirited" place, embark on a journey! ……

First of all, the Jade Emperor gathered all the people who were going to the 10 billion palace for a regular meeting today. The pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info respectively Deputy Uncle Zhao Guangju, Secretary of State Jiang Mingshan and Yang Aiguo. and a non-attendee secretary, Ms. Du Lai-yan.

Lord Jade Emperor has made it clear to these subordinates and colleagues before, and asked them to vigorously support his request today. Yes! As long as it is a member of the Heavenly Court Clan, who would be stupid enough to oppose this proposal, which only true heroes dare to propose!

So ten minutes later, the Star Emperor's main palace: the Ten Billion Palace, in the big office of His Majesty Jia Chenggang. The sacred vote began......

Round 1: Voting by all leaders begins. The Imperial Palace of Humanity, four people per department, a total of sixteen people. His Majesty the Blue Emperor only has one deputy, "Brother Gu Panxian", a total of two. This makes a total of sixteen delegates. …… As a result of the vote, there were 13 votes in favor, more than 80 percent. The request was approved......

Bai Ren was excited, but he actually saw his three emperor colleagues: Star Emperor, Shang Emperor and Jing Emperor. The ducks took it very loudly, they played the voting paper of the big XX, and deliberately let this small sheet, as if everyone saw it, and voted into it!

"Oh! Your mother! I didn't agree with the feelings just now, but there is no doubt about these three cousins and brothers! It's you, you three old scoundrels! Did Lao Tzu step on your tail? A few of them who were killed by the heavens, the Dark Saints! Creak! Xiao Zhang cursed angrily in his heart.

Second round: Five emperors vote. Miserable! Miserable Bird! The three villains Human Emperor, voted against it again! …… Xiao Zhang is on the verge of going berserk! …… His Majesty the 58,000-year-old "Eternal Elder" Blue Emperor. Majeres asked: "Xiao Yi, Xiao Jia, Xiao Nie!" Do you dare to vote against this? Don't do it for heroes, but create chaos here! What's the intention? The sense of responsibility for the rise and fall of the family and the country has been eaten by dogs? Creak!!! ”。

Bai Bei's cousin Yishu first stated: "Lord Blue Emperor is angry! Lord Blue Emperor is angry! Here's how it happened. First of all, the three of us are human emperors, and all three of us have huge fan bases. For example, Emperor Jing Nie is heavy, he has at least one fan, and he is also eight million. Xiao Jia has the most, with more than 20 million of them! It is said that my nephew Bairen is a great application, and I will approve it with both hands no matter what. But don't the three of us still have tens of millions of fans! Fans have something to say! …… Besides, it was a rehearsal just now, stay for a while, as long as my little Zhang agrees to our little request, the three of us will definitely raise our hands in favor! ”。

"Oh! That's right! Ahh All right! All right! Then our big hero Xiao Zhang, you can ask your three emperor colleagues, their fans. What's the big deal! Hahaha! Xiao Zhang, don't be afraid! There's Grandpa Lan here! Remember: there are always more solutions than problems! Hahaha...... "Lord Blue Emperor kindly cheered Xiao Zhang up.

So Xiao Zhang looked confused. I asked the meaning of the three in confusion. The three are also unambiguous and go straight to the point......

Something to the effect that since last night the government declassified. The people know, the Jade Emperor's family. will go to the mortal planet earth for the sake of the rise and fall of the country. All of them are resolutely supported! …… However, His Majesty the Jade Emperor, once in the Sacred Palace, beat his eldest brother. This is a big stain on his character. This trip to the stars must be reversed after this major mistake. With a perfect human body, on behalf of our great nation, go to the earth of the stars. ……

So today, netizens are asking for the Jade Emperor's eldest brother: His Majesty Jia Chenggang. "Call back" the few hits his brother gave him a few months ago! … The way to do it is to ask the Star Emperor to slap the Jade Emperor's ass three times......

"Hit the ball! These netizens are crazy! Lao Tzu is a seven-foot man, how can he be humiliated by such a bad people! Don't do it! Don't do it!! "Emperor Zhang Yu is furious! Start ramming! ……

"Bairen! Bai Ren! Uncle Cousin was very angry when he learned about these unreasonable requests yesterday! Give back your family Wenmeng by phone! … But she said! She said...... "My cousin is also a book, and when he speaks, his words are broken again.

"My little dream, what did she say? Say! Uncle Cousin!! Bai Ren asked excitedly. She said... My husband Bai Ren will do everything for me, what cannot be done!. Oooo Listen to my nephew's daughter-in-law's confident confession. Uncle Cousin was so moved that he shed tears! Even Bai Ren! Yaoooo Ah......h hugged Bai Ren and two uncles and nephews......

Zhang Bai said through his cousin. It's a complete surrender. But Xiao Zhang still has requirements. I saw him look at Brother Jia and said inquiringly: Brother! Can you just hit twice?

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I'm sorry I didn't type a word in the last paragraph.,The author's glasses! It seems to have fallen to the ground! …… (Hahahahaha!) …… ）