"Huh...... Okay, Qi...... Seven ...... Qi asked...... Be...... The fart industry is born...... Is there a place for employment to push calcium?"

The other end of the phone was stunned for about five or six seconds: "Well, do you need any help?"

"Uh...... First self-...... Calcium Shao...... Calcium Shao Yiha! His name is Wu Chong, and his name is ...... Fart...... But ......" Wu Chong read the note he had written in advance, but his face turned red, and every word was said with great effort, like bubbles spit out from the bottom of the water.

Under the predicament of being far ahead of the written test and failing the interview, Wu Chong summoned up the courage and dialed the phone number of the Kyoto University Graduate Employment Promotion Office, hoping to get a job that only needs to be buried in work and does not need to communicate with people, digging coal, washing dishes, guarding the door, and checking the water meter...... No matter what, the gangster will be waiting to die in this life.

It's a pity that the other party didn't understand what he was trying to say and couldn't provide him with quality service.

In this era where eloquence helps you succeed and communication creates brilliance, Wu Chong has completely failed, and speaking will kill him. In public, he would involuntarily feel nervous and scared, so that he was at a loss, incoherent, and even afraid to meet people, because of the communication barrier, Wu Chong became a "celebrity" at Kyoto University.

The first row of nails on the side of the wall in the classroom never speaks, never discusses in small groups, and never participates in any activities...... Wu Chong was like a sculpture, like a contemplative, silent, dumbfounded, no one knew what he was thinking. In the four years of college that passed in a flash, the most slippery word was only the word "to".

"Jingle bells, jingle bells......"

The end of the last class means the end of an era.

Summer flowers bloom, the summer solstice has not arrived, vaguely like yesterday's smile, the pond knows the sound, as if the ten years of cold windows are told, there are bitter and sweet, the most beautiful is no more than a teenager.

Lizi, a member of the Literature and Art Committee, happily ran to the podium, slapped her slender hand a few times, and shouted: "Everyone be quiet, I will inform you of an important matter......

The lively and outgoing Li Zixin, the most is Wu Chong's headache, he doesn't even have the courage to look at her, every time he meets her, Wu Chong hides far away, hearing her silver bell-like voice, Wu Chong is worried, he buried his head and hurried out of the classroom.

Li Zixin has long been accustomed to Wu Chong, who suffers from communication disorders, and in the previous activities, he was absent, but this time it was different, after Li Zixin finished informing, he hurriedly chased out of the classroom.

"Wu Chong!

Wu Chong turned his head and saw that it was Li Zixin, who was wearing a black dress, with knee-length black stockings on her legs, and her black hair tied in a ponytail at the back of her head, as if she was a graceful note on the piano, and every step was so light.

"Wu Chong, stop, stop. Li Zixin panted and grabbed Wu Chong, seeing Wu Chong's eyes staring at the floor, Ta pulled his head, and suddenly blushed from his cheeks to the roots of his ears.

Li Zixin was secretly amused, and pretended to be angry: "Wu Chong, tomorrow night at eight o'clock, the school auditorium, the graduation party of our class, if you don't participate, you won't get a graduation certificate, you have to remember to attend on time, don't blame me for not informing you then." ”

Wu Chong said "um", his muscles tightened, his heart was pounding, and he stood motionless until Li Zixin walked away, and then he sighed, he quietly raised his head and looked at his classmates talking and laughing, saying that it was fake to say that he was not envious, but who made him stutter naturally?

On summer nights, the air is filled with heat and restlessness, and the classmates who have found jobs in advance are like heroes waiting for the dawn. At an institution like Kyoto University, the employment rate is stable at over 99.9%, and those who occasionally fail to find employment are geniuses and gods.

Can Wu Chong in the 303 dormitory find a job? If he can find it, the sows will go up the tree, so he might as well go home and clean up one acre and three points of land...... The students were full of worries about Wu Chong. As long as Wu Chong can be employed, the employment rate of the whole class is 100%.

Wu Chong didn't want to drag the class back, he sat for a whole night, thinking about life and where he would go.

After the lights went out, the roommate Lao He was lying on the bed playing League of Legends, Xiao Boran was hiding in the quilt and the female ticket was cooking phone porridge, and the fat man Kong Fei was already snoring. Wu Chong didn't have an idea yet, he quietly went to the window of the dormitory - the night sky is vast, the stars are shining, which one is he?

A purple meteor streaked by, and Wu Chong's head suddenly sounded [drip!].

A 51-inch virtual screen appeared in front of him, and Wu Chong opened his mouth wide, what is this?

[Wu Chong, male, 22 years old, Cancer, fingerprint lock, DNA lock, iris lock, soul lock]

[Installing the Great Wonderful Communication System: 1%-99%-100%]

【Great Wonderful Communication System: Installed】

[Installation Rewards: Covering some celebrities, masterpieces, quotes, songs, brands, and places of interest in the world...... (System note: everything that is too famous may trigger random coverage)]

Immediately afterwards, the virtual screen [drip], and [changed] a row of options popped up on the light blue virtual screen.

[Communication Index: 0 (Today's Breakdown)]

[Item: Empty]

【Shopping Mall: Not Opened】

[Lottery: Not drawn today]

The virtual screen "dropped" again,—— [System Hidden].

The virtual screen has disappeared, what the hell is this? Wu Chong shook his head, go to bed, and go to interview the assembly line workers of Ouyang Kang's canning factory tomorrow. Although this is very condescending, but there is no way, the slightly better employer always refuses him tactfully.

Wu Chong slept on Xiao Boran's bed, he casually rushed down, pulled the escalator and prepared to go to bed. The afterglow of the eyes, the feeling that something is wrong. Wu Chong stopped and looked at Xiao Boran's pig's nest. The poster at the head of the bed is printed with a big man with a beard on his face, his eyes slightly closed, and he is holding a microphone in an intoxicated appearance.

No, it used to be Jacky Cheung's art photos.

Now, Jacky Cheung's three words have become Likel, Wu Chong blinked, and suddenly remembered the "big strange communication system" just now.

Wu Chong hurriedly pulled out the "Speech and Eloquence" magazine under his pillow, the previous cover was Meng Fei, the famous host of JS Satellite TV, and now it has become Zhao Yaoyao, the famous host of Litchi Satellite TV, Wu Chong was dumbfounded, who is Zhao Yaoyao?

Wu Chong couldn't wait to open this book of "Speech and Eloquence", and the more he read it, the more shocked he became, and the lines of famous quotes in the lower corner of the book were all covered:

Networking is one of life's great pleasures. - (Afghan historian) Nan Smith

After entering the social world, I must not be carried away by anything, and I must be careful when encountering things, especially the things that please me the most. - (Chinese writer) Liu Dake

The more extensive the communication, the happier you feel, and this is the cause of human society. - (RB thinker) Okuzamura

Wu Chong hurriedly turned the title page of the magazine upside down, and he remembered very clearly that the title page of the magazine was printed with the famous words of the German philosopher Nietzsche: "In the interaction with people who are ashamed to express their feelings, you must be able to disguise and pretend to be confused." Now, the phrase completely disappeared, as if flying away from the paper.

Wu Chong's palms were sweaty, he opened the magazine, grabbed his mobile phone, and hurriedly ran out of the dormitory, trotting all the way to the grove behind the toilet.

Baidu searched for "Jacky Cheung", and what came out was: What you are looking for is "recruiting Jacky". The New Southern Network Alliance, build your private online school for free, and be a student friend with the future president......

Baidu searched for "Four Heavenly Kings", and what came out was: What you are looking for is not the "Four King Kongs". Senior emcee, senior makeup, senior videographer, and senior photographer are collectively known as the four wedding kings......

Baidu search for "Nietzsche", and what you find is: what you are looking for is "you guess". How do you answer when someone says, "You guess??" You guess, you guess I don't guess, you guess I guess you don't guess, how do you pick up next......

"Guess your sister!" Wu Conflict said coldly, Nietzsche is a great philosopher, how can you insult him!

At this moment, Wu Chong was stunned, time seemed to freeze, and the air was thin.

Wu Chong touched his mouth, almost deprived of oxygen: "Guess your sister" The three words are fast, the pronunciation is accurate, and the words are clear, I heard it right, right?

Wu Chong looked around, and it was quiet in the grove, and there were occasionally two buzzing flies and mosquitoes, not to mention people, not even ghosts.

Wu Chong tentatively opened his mouth and made a tongue-curling sound: "Oh-good!"

"Y-howl!"

"Hello!"

Wu Chong slapped his thigh, it hurt!, "Did I change a new tongue? Is this a fantasy or a fairy tale?"