Chapter 187: Dabi Begins
Because of Yingran's words, Sun Cheng began to be collectively ridiculed by everyone. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
"How can you not even tell the difference between fruit and dried fruit?"
"Can you tell the difference between dry goods and parallel goods?"
"Seeing that you don't speak, you must be stupid and can't tell the difference, this kid, it's so pitiful!"
"Actually, it's good to be a fruit, although you have a belly of sour water, which will make you feel a little inferior, but there are many people who like to eat sour, so you should be proud of your fruit identity, why envy other people's dried fruits?"
"Now that the plastic surgery industry is so developed, if you must be a dried fruit, you can buy a juicer, or ask Ran Ran to help beat the sour water out of your stomach, I think Ran Ran will be happy to help!"
"Of course, my favorite thing is to see oranges spitting sour water!"
"I think everyone should buy more fruits to eat, especially oranges with a sour stomach, as long as each of us has a little more love for fruits, I think fruits will no longer fantasize that they are dried fruits. ”
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Everyone, you and I don't leave the fruits and dried fruits, and Sun Cheng wants to find a crack in the ground to get into.
Because it was too late, Sun Cheng, Yingran, and his senior brother and sister-in-law were all resting at Yang Mufeng's house.
The words fruit and dried fruit kept echoing in Sun Cheng's mind, so he had a dream that he had turned into an oversized orange, surrounded by many people, some stabbed him with a knife to make him flow orange juice, a little used a needle to suck his orange juice, and some punched and kicked him to make him spit orange juice, the purpose of these people was to turn him into a dried fruit.
Later, the scene in the dream changed, those people were gone, Yingran appeared out of thin air, she saw Sun Cheng, who had become a big orange, her eyes lit up with excitement, she ran over and hugged the big orange tightly in her arms, and used her mouth to suck orange juice, although Sun Cheng became a big orange, but she could really feel Yingran's hug and kiss, so he was excited, and the orange juice in his body continued to squirt out.
Sun Cheng immediately woke up, touched his legs with his hand, and showed a look of shame, he had a dream. Thinking that he was actually obscene in his dream, he couldn't help but shudder, feeling that he must have been evil. He warned himself in his heart that he must not think about Yingran in the future, even if he is fascinated by her beauty, he must not show it, because he does not want to be dismantled by the violent female devil.
Today is the day of the Great Contest of the Divine Needle Gate, in ancient times, the Great Contest refers to the assessment of officials, and also refers to the imperial examination, the Great Contest of the Divine Needle Gate is the assessment of the disciples of the disciples, which is carried out in two days, the first day of the assessment of cultivation, the second day of the assessment of medical skills, in addition to the assessment, is to learn from each other, or to ask the elders for advice.
After Sun Cheng got up early, after breakfast, he and Yingran came to the gate together, ready to welcome other disciples. As a second-generation disciple of Sun Cheng, he should not have been greeted by him, but Yang Mufeng and his wife did not live with their disciples, and they were all second-generation disciples who were entertained yesterday. And Yingran also came to welcome guests, which was requested by Chen Suxuan.
The first day of assessment begins at half-past eight, and by eight o'clock, all the disciples must be assembled. The third generation of disciples and the fourth generation of disciples were worried about traffic jams on the road, in fact, they had already lived in the surrounding hotels, as soon as Sun Cheng and Yingran opened the door, they saw dozens of people waiting outside the door, in addition to the three and fourth generations of disciples, there were also their families, Chi Haiyang and Fan Xu were among them.
They stepped forward to greet Sun Cheng in turn according to the order of the eldest and youngest, and then entered the door. By half-past seven, almost all the people had arrived, and more than a hundred people had come, but most of these people were family members and registered disciples, while the number of personal disciples was very small.
Because the Shenacumen is extremely strict in accepting disciples, the disciples of the personal transmission have high requirements for qualifications and mental nature, and the registered disciples do not have high requirements for qualifications, but the mental nature must be passed, because the doctor is benevolent; in addition, the requirements for the master are also very strict, and the cultivation must reach the Great Perfection before accepting apprentices.
In the past, Shenzhenmen only accepted male disciples, and women practiced Su Nu Gong, but they were not considered formal disciples, which is also the reason why Chen Suxuan personally taught Sun Cheng's three sisters-in-law and Ying Ran, but confiscated them as apprentices, but now in society, gender equality is advocated, so starting from Sun Cheng's three sisters-in-law, they are allowed to accept female disciples, among Sun Cheng's three sisters-in-law, only Sun Cheng's sister-in-law has reached the Great Perfection, so only she has accepted female disciples.
Of the children of Sun Cheng's three senior brothers, only Fan Jingpeng's third sons, Fan Xu and Yin Xiu's eldest daughters, became their own disciples, and the rest of the children were only registered disciples.
Among the three generations of disciples, there are nine personal disciples, seven men and two women, and the two women are worshiped under Sun Cheng's master sister-in-law, among which Fan Xu and Chi Haiyang have the best relationship with Sun Cheng. Among the four generations of disciples, there are only seven personal disciples, because only five of the nine second-generation disciples have accepted apprentices, and among the four generations of disciples, Geng Yu's cultivation is the highest, which is the Dacheng period. None of the four generations of disciples have attained Dzogchen, so there are no five generations of disciples.
After a few more minutes, Min Xiang, Kong Mengling and Wu Yuluo also arrived, the three daughters are all Sun Cheng's family members, and they have all practiced Su Nu Gong, so they can also come to participate, in fact, Min Xiang has come to participate several times.
Wu Yuluo wanted to accompany her family during the holidays, but when Wu Yuluo said that she wanted to come to participate in the Shenzhenmen Competition, her father agreed without saying a word, and said that he would take her to visit Yang Mufeng in person when he was free in a few days, which surprised Wu Yuluo, because although her father did not prohibit her from making friends, he strictly forbade her to reveal her father's identity.
Sun Cheng and Yingran took their three daughters to Yang Mufeng's backyard, which was very large and was specially built for Dabi.
Sun Cheng and Ying Ran originally planned to introduce Kong Mengling and Wu Yuluo to everyone, but Wu Yuluo had already acted on his own, took out a stack of business cards from his bag, and distributed them to everyone one by one.
The business card is handmade by Wu Yuluo himself with cardboard, and the front of the business card is pasted with Wu Yuluo's head sticker, and the reverse side is written in small block letters with a brush:
Name: Wu Yuluo
Occupation: President of the Student Union of Ziyang Middle School
Identity: Sun Cheng's little aunt
Hobbies: Be an elder, love to hear others call me little aunt
PS: This girl and Sun Cheng's mother are sworn sisters.
After everyone got Wu Yuluo's business card, they all laughed, in fact, Wu Yuluo's name and deeds have been publicized by Chi Haiyang, and have spread among the three generations of disciples and the fourth generation of disciples.
Fan Xu, Chi Haiyang and others came over with business cards to make fun of Sun Cheng, Sun Cheng got the business card and looked at it, and patted his head speechlessly, he really convinced Wu Yuluo, this kid really wants to be an elder and is crazy.
Some of the fourth-generation disciples saw that Wu Yuluo was sweet and cute, and they went over to talk to her, and a few girls of the same age as her had already mingled with her.
At half past eight o'clock, Dabi officially began, Yang Mufeng first led everyone to worship the patriarch, then preached the rules of the Divine Needle Gate, and then began to assess the cultivation of the disciples.
The cultivation of the second generation of disciples is clear to Yang Mufeng, there is no need to assess at this time, the cultivation of the third generation of disciples and the fourth generation of disciples is assessed by their respective masters, and Yang Mufeng is sitting on the Taishi chair to watch, he wants to have a comprehensive understanding of the cultivation of the third generation of disciples and the fourth generation of disciples, in addition, he will also comment and guide the third generation of disciples and the fourth generation of disciples, and he will have a certain reward for the disciples who have made greater progress.
First of all, Fan Jingpeng assessed the cultivation of his disciples, first the disciples who passed on the disciples, and then the registered disciples, Fan Jingpeng's eldest disciples came out of the ranks and were about to be assessed, when suddenly, the gate of the courtyard banged and was knocked open.