Sitting in the speeding police car, the fat man closed his eyes and rested,... But I was thinking in my heart, this matter is extraordinary, even if I ask Lao Ye or the fat old man to come forward, it is not easy to settle it.

In today's society, I'm not afraid of you committing crimes, I'm afraid that you will make ghosts. The evil door is crooked, it has always been the main point of the attack, the fat man itself is full of evil nature, and he can't hand over the wooden box, so the fat man will be relieved, but the development plan of Daqingjiang may be hindered again.

Even if you hand over the box, this matter can't be finished, it will only become more and more troublesome Second, if you have this baby, it is estimated that the fat man is likely to become Chinese, don't think about living a stop life.

"It seems that people who have no long-term worries must have near-term worries, and at the beginning they were like arrows, and they wanted to go back to the mountain, but now they are still a little impulsive when they think about it." The fat man began to regret it a little, but there was nowhere to buy the regret medicine.

"Hungry, little parrot shouted in a shrill voice, "Fat uncle, get some food for the little parrot." Kiki was idle and teasing the parrot, and when he heard the little one being noisy and hungry, he hurriedly pushed the fat man's arm with his hand. The fat man pretended to put his hand in his pocket, but in fact he was enough to get bird food from the wooden box. Suddenly, a smile bloomed on the fat man's face, and he exclaimed, "There you have it!" ”

Qiqi pursed his lips and said in his heart, "I'm shocked, who doesn't know that you have everything in that box!" ”

The fat man took out the bird food, and then leaned on the backrest, and after a while, there was a wave of snoring in the police car.

"This heart is really big" The policemen in Muli looked at each other, and they could really sleep in the police car, this is still the first place.

After a few hours, we arrived in the city, and Linquan County was not under the direct jurisdiction of the provincial capital, so the distance was only a few hundred miles.

Wake up, to stand a "Kecha pushed the fat man, the latter opened his eyes, wiped the corners of his mouth "so fast, ah"

Entering the public security bureau in a daze, sitting on a stool, the fat man finally came to his senses, "Comrade police, I won't hide it this time, just tell the truth." ”

Qiqi was anxious when he heard this, and hurriedly stabbed the fat man, fat uncle, this is a secret! ”

"What secrets are there in front of the state?" The fat man rolled his eyes, then turned to the police, "Si Zhi, this matter is very important, see if you can find your boss." ”

"There is really a big case" The police didn't dare to slack off, and after a while, they invited a deputy director, and even several people who recorded and recorded next to him put on a posture.

"Come to a bottle of mineral water, hehe" The fat man was really angry, took the bottle of mineral water, poured half a bottle with a grunt, and then wiped his mouth, "Tell you, in fact, I am science"

The policemen stared wide-eyed, and they all felt as if they had been tricked by this fat man, just his virtue, and he was still a scientist?

The director coughed, "Comrade Huang Liang, you have to be responsible for speaking here" He had already communicated with those field workers, and knew that this fat man had a very deep background, otherwise he would have slapped the table a long time ago.

The fat man said a few times, with a loyal face, "I'm not staring at me and talking nonsense." After speaking, he took out the household registration carving and put it on the table, "Our family of three is on it, I am fifty-seven this year, my daughter-in-law is forty-six, Qiqi is thirty-five, do you believe it?" ”

All the policemen shook their heads together, and the director couldn't help but not call the mental hospital, he estimated that this fat man must not be mentally normal.

Although they don't believe it, it is clearly written in the household registration book, which is also where they are most confused. The director coughed twice and said, "According to our investigation, the three of you disappeared in the past year, and you didn't reappear until this year, and there has been no change at all for so many years, how can this be explained." ”

The fat man scratched the back of his head, "We haven't disappeared, we've been hiding in the river to conduct scientific research, so I'm a half-pulled scientist."

The director frowned again, "Then can you study what project?" The fat man is now energetic, "I can reveal a little bit to you, what I am researching is the elixir of life!" ”

The director raised the phone and told them to send a car to pull the man to Geqi for a while. He finally couldn't stand this fat man and ran back to the car with his mouth full of mouths, the elixir, people with a little scientific knowledge, know that this is pure nonsense. From ancient times to the present, Qin Shi Huang, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, and Tang Taizong, who did not devote the power of the country to find the elixir of life, and no one is alive until now, this thing is purely deceptive.

The fat man was also anxious when he heard this, "I am not mentally ill, and until now, I have only succeeded in half of the research, so I said that I am a half-pull scientist." Think about it, otherwise we could be so young, the director's mind was confused, "What evidence do you have?" ”

"You don't understand this question as a policeman, so we have to invite the most authoritative experts in our country's research on life sciences, and we can have a good exchange." Instead, the fat man began to play the score, and continued to pour water into his mouth with a big grin.

Qiqi and Da Gongzi on the side relieved their hearts at first, and at first they all thought that the fat man was going to reveal the secret of the wooden box.

However, looking at the fat man's current appearance, he has a bit of a magic stick color, and the big braid is secretly worried, "If the scientist really comes, won't it be exposed, and it will end even more badly?" ”

The director was also undecided for a while, if he really reported it, it would be a farce, and it would inevitably be laughable and generous, but this fat man seemed to be in normal spirits, and it didn't seem like he was talking nonsense quickly, and a compromise plan was formed in his mind, "Huang Liang Xizhi, how about taking out the medicine you studied and going to the hospital in our city for testing?" ”

The fat man spread his hands together, "It's gone, after refining it, we have all eaten it, and now there are only raw materials left." After so many years, I just wanted to get some more, but unfortunately I never succeeded, otherwise, I would have been the most famous scientist in the world by now. Alas~ The greatest sorrow of scientists is the failure of the experiment. I'm also disheartened now, knowing that such a difficult thing can't be done alone. It just so happened that you came to the door, and I confessed and handed over this project to the state. ”

Listening to him babble for a long time, then he took out a box, a box, and after opening it, there was a pile of gray things inside, "This is the main ingredient"

"Mushrooms, like?" The policemen looked at it for a long time, and finally determined that the contents of the wooden box were two, "That's right, but this is not an ordinary mushroom, right, any of you will try its effect, make sure it's magical." The fat man held the wooden box up to the chief.

The policemen all shook their heads again and again, who knows if this thing is poisonous or not, in case this fat man makes a bad noise?

"It's a pity," the fat man pouted, looking regretful, as if a plate of delicious food had been rejected by the police.

"Chief, phone, a policeman respectfully handed the phone to the chief, "It's the governor of the province who called." ”

"It's Uncle Ye, I'll talk to you first" Qiqi stood up to grab the phone, and was pushed back into the chair by the fat man.

I saw that the director of the public security bureau was hmmmm After he put down the phone, he said to the fat man that this matter has gone beyond the scope of our jurisdiction and has been raised to the height of science. After a while, the Provincial Medical Association will have a special car to come and pick you up. The fat man listened and nodded, "Anyway, I'm not going to do it myself, when I was young, I always thought about being famous." He was very happy in his heart, as long as the public security organs did not participate, this matter might be able to be fooled.

When he was getting bird food for the parrot in the car, the fat man suddenly saw a dense clump of gray carvings, and immediately had an idea, and then he remembered the trick of pretending to be a scientist. Anyway, this thing has research value, whether it was an old face or a flower face, after eating this, they were surprisingly able to live. Although Professor Lin has studied it before, but the technology was relatively backward at that time, and now if he studies it again, he may be able to come up with something, at least there should be anti-aging ingredients in it, and it is not completely fooling.

After receiving the notice from the province, the atmosphere in the room suddenly relaxed, and even if the case was closed, the big matter was not under their jurisdiction. The police packed up the transcripts and looked around the gray mushrooms. There are also people who are moved by their hearts, and they don't know if it can be effective after eating dice?

However, looking at the rustic half-hung scientists, everyone has no bottom in their hearts, and no one dares to be the first person to eat crabs.

"It's okay, we all eat it often." The fat man broke a piece of gray mushroom, threw it in his mouth and chewed, "But you have no resistance, you have to eat less."

Finally, a young policeman could not resist the temptation, and when he saw that the chief was not in the house, he stretched out his hand to the fat man and asked for half a pull of gray mushrooms, and threw them into his mouth tremblingly.

"What's going on?" The other policemen all asked, and when they saw the fat man chattering, everyone was afraid of missing the opportunity.

"Well, it's a little dizzy, but it's so comfortable, the policeman actually lay on the couch and let out a burst of moans, and you can see that this guy is really beautiful.

The policemen in the house all had their eyes lit up and immediately surrounded the fat man. The fat man grinned and shouted,

"Don't worry, they all have a share, tell you, this thing is worth the old silver"

When the director came back, he saw a strange scene in the house, several policemen were lying on the ground humming, and the fat family of three was sitting there laughing.

"It's okay, the police officers have tried my medicine, anyway, we are not suspects now, it is a private exchange." The fat man still had a cigarette in his mouth, and he clicked it tastefully.

The director was made to cry and laugh, these bastards, when they wake up, they are all locked up and the scientists are amazing, and they can still put people down without a gun.

"Director, you can also taste it, this tastes good, you see them one by one, they are all fluttering" The fat man broke a piece of gray mushroom and handed it over.

"You can't be a drug," the director was shocked.

The fat man scratched the back of his head, "Don't worry, don't get addicted, don't eat and pull down, there is no such shop in this village, this thing will be worth more than gold in the future, and you can't afford to eat it." ”

The director snorted, turned his head and kicked the buttocks of the men on the ground a few times, "Get up, go to the confinement and squat."

Poof, a crisp voice came from a policeman lying on the ground, the fat man screamed badly, and hurriedly beckoned Qiqi and Da Jiezi to cover their noses with their sleeves, while the poor comrade bureau chief shook his body a few times, and also puffed to lie on the floor, his face showed a look of intoxication, and he was in line with several of his subordinates.