This is a complete waste of points, even if Lord Bao was on the earth before, he must be a chopper, and he is also a thousand-armed Guanyin!

This is Xia Fan's latest impression of Master Bao.

However, since the change has been changed, it is too child's play to take this song to participate in the art exam, so in line with the good tradition of never wasting it, Xia Fan still decided to sing it.

Everyone else has poured basins on their heads, how can they be worthy of the 20 points if they don't come to a courtesy?

"Dingding-ding-"

In anticipation, a crisp and cheerful sound came from the piano, in stark contrast to the style of "Castle in the Sky".

In fact, the piece that Master Bao gave to Xia Fan was accompanied by a guitar, but the music is ideal, and Xia Fan, who has mastered the [Elementary Piano Technique], can still play it easily on the piano.

"This music sounds so joyful, and the sad feeling before is gone!"

Just listening to the prelude, the frowning brows on everyone's faces had already relaxed, and they all showed a hint of laughter.

"This guy ......"

Yu Yiyan slightly hooked the corners of her mouth.

"Giggles, this school is really interesting!"

Liang Xiaolei's eyes flashed with a light called "interest".

"Hmmm......"

Even Zhao Lotus looked at Xia Fan, who was playing attentively, with a hint of expectation in her eyes.

She only knows that with the song "You at the Same Table" at the school celebration and the "Sky City" just now, Xia Fan can already be called a genius, and what kind of surprise will this genius bring her next?

“？”

Only Lu Wei couldn't laugh, he couldn't figure it out, he couldn't figure out what Xia Fan wanted to treat him at all, and he was a little square in his heart.

In such an atmosphere, the prelude ended, and Xia Fan finally looked at Lu Wei with a smile and opened his voice:

"I came out of the Fourth Hospital,

I never met anyone again,

Dare to speak out loud to me.

If you don't believe it,

You can try it,

I promise not to kill you,

Let you live well-"

"Huh?"

As soon as the first lyrics were sung, the students all showed strange looks on their faces, and they all said that they couldn't understand what Xia Fan was thinking at the moment:

"I'll go, what is this?"

"It sounds like he is expressing what he wants to say to Lu Wei in the form of a song, right? You see Xia Fan has been watching Lu Wei sing. ”

"But where is the Fourth Hospital?"

"I think it's a mental hospital......

"Look, Lu Wei's current expression should be a confused emoji, right?"

"Shhhhh

Someone spoke out to stop it, and the scene didn't get out of control immediately, after all, no matter who it was, they wanted to hear what Xia Fan was going to sing next, this song was too novel.

They hadn't heard a song like this before.

And Xia Fan still smiled and looked at Lu Wei's "confused" gaze, and continued to sing his own song with his eyes facing each other:

"Hey, you're so boring,

You see what I do,

It's not like I haven't seen it.

Do you like me,

But I don't like you,

I just like to learn,

I don't have a common language with you.

Lala-la-la

Slightly—toot-toot-"

Listening to this, someone finally couldn't help but burst out laughing:

"Poofha, God, I don't like you, I just like to study, Brother Fan, as long as you sing this kind of song in the future, I will definitely stand in the audience and shout 666 to you. ”

"It turns out that there is a good person card with this attribute, I am taught, I am really taught, Brother Fan, I will praise you!"

"Look, Lu Wei doesn't dare to look directly at Xia Fan now, hahaha. ”

Everyone shifted their eyes, and sure enough, they saw that Lu Wei's delicate face had become a red pig's liver at the moment, but he couldn't say anything, so he could only endure it silently.

This is Chi Guoguo's flirtation, from Xia Fan's flirtation.

"This kid ......"

Even Zhao Hehua next to her was shaking her head with tears and laughter.

To be honest, although the melody of this song is not as good as "You at the Same Table" and "City in the Sky", some places are still remarkable, but they are not used in serious places.

"Giggles, this guy named Xia Fan is more interesting!"

Liang Xiaolei's eyes already showed "yearning", completely forgetting that she came to Fengcheng No. 2 Middle School this time, in fact, she came to find an excuse and didn't want to transfer, "After I go back, I will ask my father to go through the transfer procedures, the sooner the better." ”

"Heh......"

Yu Yiyan also unconsciously covered her mouth and laughed, causing several boys around her who could see her face to tremble.

Xia Fan was very satisfied with this effect, smiled slightly, and then sang:

"You may not know it yet,

I love to drink fake wine,

One drink is a bottle.

It's not enough to drink it,

I also like to sing,

Sing your favorite songs,

The thief chicken I'm going to sing is ugly. ”

Listening to this, the music classroom has entered a state of irrepressible joy, everyone is laughing, but they are trying their best to suppress their voices, as if they are afraid that they and others will not be able to hear what Xia Fan is singing because of their laughter.

The discussion has never stopped:

"Kneel down Brother Fan for you, I've been taught again, anyway, I can't sing in tune, and if anyone is unhappy in the future, I'll go to him and sing his idol's song, hahaha. ”

"It's going to be easy to beat, haha. ”

"Look, Lu Wei is starting to stare at Xia Fan again......"

At this moment, Lu Wei was indeed glaring at Xia Fan, and a pair of eyes commanded to spew fire.

Hearing this, how could he not be able to hear that Xia Fan was deliberately disgusting him in front of so many people, if he could, he really wanted to eat Xia Fan alive.

But in the sound of the piano, Xia Fan sang very appropriately:

"What are you glaring at me for,

I know I'm good-looking,

Don't be so.

Hey what do you want to do,

So many people watched,

Do you want to hit me,

It's a pity that you can't reach me,

Lala-la-la

Slightly - Oot Oooo -

Hey, I'm so angry, you can't beat me.

Hey, it's so angry, it's so angry, it's so angry-

Hey, I'm so angry, you can't beat me.

Hey, it's so angry, it's so angry, it's so angry—"

The end of the song.

"Hahaha, did you see what Xia Fan looked like just now, it's really cheap!"

"I accepted it, I convinced it thoroughly, Brother Fan really can't afford to provoke it, this may also be because Lu Wei's psychological quality is a little stronger, and he can still stand there in a good manner, if it were me, I am afraid that I would have been so angry that I vomited blood. ”

"Disgusting people don't have dirty words, and they can sing in a playful and brisk rhythm, for such a Fan brother, what can I do but offer my knees?"

"Oops, my stomach hurts......"

"Brother Fan, what's the name of this song?"

Everyone was now completely out of shape with laughter, leaning forward and closing back one by one, crying out for stomach pain.

At this time, Xia Fan had already stood up from the stool, smiled at Lu Wei, whose face was pale at the moment, and had lost any expression, and said, "This song is called "Slightly Brief", and I will give it to you." ”

"Poof!"

With a muffled sound, Lu Wei rolled his eyes, foamed at the mouth and fell down, this is the recurrence of epilepsy, which has not occurred for several years after treatment.